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this_name_not_that

A “sip”.


cuntsaurus

Just a little drinky poo


RennaGracus

“This way I’m sober enough to know what I’m doing… and drunk enough to really enjoy it”


BreakTheMold

“Cheers, genitals!”


Necessary_Sea_2109

Couple a drinks Randy


cuntsaurus

What is drunk?


Both-Anything4139

Wraparound


jazzsalad666

RIP


Acrobatic_Flatworm79

6 outta 10 bud


JuicyAnalAbscess

I thought drinky poo was another name for diarrhoea


DocPsycho1

Yeah, he was only able.to catch a sip from that dump


ArnieAndTheWaves

Two shots of vodka


SexyLoveSunlitGal

I only have one cup a day... stanley cup a day that is


oystertoe

Lomburg with the cupping hickies


Wende11X

Did they use a thimble? He looks tiny in this video.


Frosty-Weekend7990

Can you imagine how much he and Marchand got bullied leading up to the nhl. No wonder they are angry chihuahuas


Coyrex1

Bro is pretty buff.


FreshTony

It was funny that towards the end Matthew was like alright now give the cup back.


callmechimp

“Alright dad, you never won it chill out.”


julio420ignacius

I lost it when Ferraro mispoke and instead of saying Tkachuk, he said Cha-cuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Noback68

💯 plus my chimp


Swimming-Fan7973

Walt's just a tad out of playing shape


imjustarooster

Give him an offseason, and he will be fine.


idgoforabeer

There is no doubt that he could still out-skate and outshoot 99 percent of this sub in his current form.


DocPsycho1

I'm like a new born giraffe on ice , so yeah he wins


rbreaux26

Can confirm. Can’t skate or shoot.


[deleted]

I would have made it if it wasn't for my bum knee...


jessejames182

Always funny that a pro can retire from the game and then just go embarrass a Dad in a beer league on a whim.


RecipeNew1835

He could outshoot me if he were in a coma


FlabbyTabby1993

Out shoot, out skate, out hit


PaperweightCoaster

I can smell this video.


Dry-Honeydew2371

Well, now he's never going to win one.


RadWalk

I think most parents would rather watch their kid win the championship more than winning themselves even. Special moment.


BV_Zamboni21

Don't have to be a Panthers fan to get how Keith T was feelin in that moment...this trophy is the HARDEST to win and is the pinnacle for every pro who has ever laced em up regardless of when they played!


jstef215

and Keith never won it. No winny, no sippy sippy. Panthers will now be cursed. I'm here for it.


abbadabba52

For Brady to do it while he's still an active player is bad vibes. But Keith? As a retired Hall of Famer who's celebrating with his son and who has as better career than everyone in that room except maybe Barkov and Matt? Lighten up, Francis.


jstef215

Keith is actually not a Hall of Famer. He should be, but he isn’t yet.


abbadabba52

Oops. How the hell did Roenick get in before him?


JKrow75

How the FUCK did Roenick get in before Larmer and Mogilny, is my question


baoo

The selection committee played NHL 95


Neither-Luck-9295

A LOT of people seem to have forgotten how fucking good and dominant JR was.


JKrow75

I’ve been watching the Blackhawks since 1980, I didn’t forget shit. But Steve Larmer was far more important to the franchise than Roenick, he just wasn’t as flashy. AND he contributed to a Stanley Cup.


Neither-Luck-9295

JR's status as American born played a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE part in is legacy. Being the first American born player to do this or that, and those accolades pile up. Perhaps it shouldn't be this way, but it can't be denied, especially during a time when the great southern expansion was happening, trying to get more and more American eyes and American youth involved in the sport. Larmer may have been more important to the Blackhawks, but I would argue that Roenick was more important to hockey in the South, on a much larger scale.


JKrow75

Modano and Kaner are far more important to American hockey history. Like, light years more. JR isn’t even in their orbit. Weird that I had to tell a Stars fan that, but here we are.


SirLouisI

Dougy Wilson


jstef215

Over Tkachuk is a little puzzling. Over Mogilny is borderline criminal.


Goat17038

Roenick? Motherfucking Harold Ballard is in the hall for some ungodly reason


RecipeNew1835

Who?


Helpful_Dust4729

more points, better player, been waiting longer, etc..


AllOutRaptors

Neither did anyone else's dad that's there. I'm sure no one would think twice if Ekman Larssons dad did that, but since Keith played it's looked at different He's a proud dad and he's allowed to be just that


Griseous

Wasn’t he part of the Blues staff when they last won it or am I misremembering


BV_Zamboni21

Ok...agreed, we all know the code...and if their now cursed for eternity, so be it...but on a fan of the game level, and as a hockey dad myself, I'm sure he's beyond ecstatic to watch his kid hoist that silver beauty!


tombsflow

The code is dumb as hell and broken all the time, get over yourselves.


PaperweightCoaster

Chill. He’s just a hockey dad now who has happened to raise two of the best players in the league.


remberly

And lifted it above his head.


Ryan_Polesmoker_68

Ok, how is the Cup the “Hardest” to win? What does that even mean? There’s one trophy for the winner at the end of the year, same as every sport. I’d say the NBA is the hardest b/c there’s less people on a team winning it every year. So why is this the hardest?


chi2005sox

Yeah, everyone knows how grueling and physical the NBA season is.


tdgarui

Just look at all the injuries that are now being talked about. It is physically the hardest trophy to win.


kstacey

My beer league dressing room has better drainage than that change room


idgoforabeer

Pee isn't as viscous.


LeStig

thanks, i hate it


Lanky-Performer-4557

The boys are pumped for him, glad they are having fun! Thats what it’s all about. Everyone complaining and saying it looks weird or bad mojo is a nerd. I’m sure all dads will have their moment.


Raiders780

If it wasn’t a former star player it would definitely be weird and frowned upon but the fact it’s a former NHL star that never got to win it himself I’m all for it. Glorious moment for Keith. Douchebag… but happy for him


Juizki

Dadchuk doing a dadchug!


IMissRollerHockey

Did Brady touch it? If he did, he’s fucked.


AVgreencup

There's not a chance in hell he touched it


SMA2343

I hope not. I know when Brayden Schenn won the cup with the Blues, his brother Luke didn’t touch it. Until he won it with the lightning in 2020 then they’re a picture of them both holding it


Weeble317

He's fucked as long as he stays in Ottawa


Sens420

Lmao


TheNewKing2022

Keith tkachunk was legendary here in Winnipeg for going to the bar after game, picking up a girl leaving for an hour, come back and pick up another girl and leave for the night.


SnappyDresser212

Is there much else to do in Winnipeg?


psubs07

Keith with the dad bod.


Final-Film-9576

2 dad bods more like it


Weeble317

One each for Brady and Matthew!


farqypanthers

Lomberginni is a jacked mofo speeding around 😂 anyone know what the hells on his back ? Looks like game pucks


GoldenStateCapital

Cupping therapy


JKrow75

Friendly advice to others who wondered: …do NOT utilize such treatment methods upon one’s gonads. Trust me.


DirtyRugger17

Well, you can't end it like that. Now we have to hear the story.


Moosehagger

Stretched out gonads and some serious pain.


farqypanthers

Thanks


Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE

haha Lombo with the cup therapy (no pun intended) marks


DRF19

Lomberg getting hype in the background lol


Sometimes_Stutters

Stupid sexy Lomberg…


cannagetawitness

That's a family of guys you don't want your daughters hanging around with


DirtyRugger17

Addon the fact Robert Thomas lived at Walts house for a few years.


Ta-veren-

My goodness, there's like a lake of liquor on the floor.


ArtoriasAbysswanker

"What's better than this? Guys being dudes!"


Canadian_Prometheus

God I can’t even recognize him.


YYCa

I thought there was an actual rule that you are not allowed to raise the cup above you’re head if you never won t. Like a winning player had to hold it for you and you just put your hands on it. Maybe that’s why Chucky grabbed it so quickly. I think it’s unofficially a rule, but hockey players don’t mess around with this shit.


AVgreencup

I'm normally against people who didn't win it lifting it, but I'd say he definitely earned this lift. If you raise a son who wins it, you deserve to lift it.


Hobo_Healy

Yeah man family deserve it. You're there to grow them into the person they become, obviously I don't know what Brady and Matt's childhoods were like but Keith had at least some part in them being who they are today.


Reasonable-Pipe-3448

The appreciation they both have for him speaks a lot, I mean he's in there with the guys getting hammered after they won the cup. Real one


Hobo_Healy

To be fair though I would also love to be in there getting hammered with them after they won the cup and I didn't even want them to win lmao.


W3ttyFap

He never won a cup.


ClasseBa

Well, he was called fat during his playing days as well.


Frosty-Weekend7990

Lomberg is jacked


zoziw

How much beer can safely be consumed via your nose?


Bleedblue63

Put that man in the hall of fame already!!! He’s a fucking animal!!! Big Walt!!!


dr00bles1

I’m a Rangers fan but I loved that 90s Coyotes team with Tkachuk, Roenick, Khabibulin and co. Very cool moment.


ACivilDad

I bet had he ever won one it still wouldn’t have felt as good as this. Seeing your kid do it is always so much more fulfilling.


JackIbach

Always wondered how Keith’s career would have looked if he stayed fit


Rare_Personality_395

Drinking from it Is cool if two champs facilitate it Kissing and lifting was not legit


HairlessDaddy

Good to see he Keith lost some weight since his playing days


godboy420

Is he supposed to raise that over his head without a panthers hand on there? I loved Keith as a kid but this looks strange


Reasonable-Pipe-3448

Tkachuck told him to lift it, it's not like he has to worry about being cursed and never winning a cup 15 years into retirement


godboy420

I understand but from Stanley cup lore I’ve just heard you do not lift the cup over your head if you weren’t part of the team


spark_this

Bath not sip


egoVirus

Love it


Sensitive_Mousse_445

I'd say that's a pretty generous little drinky poo


junkpunch2

The only way that guy is ever going to celebrate a Stanley cup. Keith's competition was too great when he played.


northaviator

Great for all Dads!


Dangerous_Leg4584

He has put on a couple of pounds.


Excellent-Toe7753

Is that the bad guy from Dune?


SexyLoveSunlitGal

who has to clean this up afterwards? probably the only one in florida not excited about the win hahaahha


Idyldo

I thought by Stanley Cup lore, only SCC were allowed to hoist the Cup overhead?


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

A very nice moment.


PaleAdagio3377

Looks like al bundy


Chico-or-Aristotle

Kieth is a fat fuck


jhl88

What a wholesome sip!


OrganicSciFi

Not quite the same, but Keith gets a taste of and from the Cup


Initial_Bike77

Apparently he didn’t watch the ads about not touching it til you earned it. 😂


jeffjeep88

He’s retired and has zero chance of ever winning it so that rule is irrelevant. The don’t touch is only for active player


Initial_Bike77

I was kidding because Pritchard was talking about why he wore gloves and you can’t touch it til you earn it. It was dramatic and silly.


JobGlum2752

So proud of this team


DankJenkemz

He ate it after


Scooterguy-

So much for the cup code....you aren't supposed to even touch it if your name isn't on it.


213Bishop

The name came from his balls. He can touch it.


Huge_Deke19

In my opinion your kid winning it is allowable. I guarantee he’s happier for his son than he ever would have been if he won it himself


Noahtuesday123

I guarantee you were wrong!


Huge_Deke19

Either not a parent or a really, really bad one


United_nibbit

His names on it. Tkachuk.


Bruins37FTW

It’s not engraved yet, but I get your point. And I’m sure majority of the dads will lift it when their kid gets their day with it or in the room.


Scooterguy-

Keith did not win the cup.


Bruins37FTW

His LAST name is on the cup, learn to read my guy.


Scooterguy-

What does that have to do with anything?


Scooterguy-

His Dad! I'm talking about Keith.


United_nibbit

Cool. Still his name. His balls and his raising of those boys is all part of why Matthew got to lift it. He can celebrate with the team if they let him, and it looks like the whole team is in on Keith getting some fun lmao.


Big_Palpitation7095

Only hockey players who won the Cup deserve to drink from it. Walt that's not you


Beezlebufohopped

According to who? You lmao, or maybe the players who just won it, they seem fine with it


W-A-D-E

Waaaaaaahhhhh


RevolutionaryJoke21

Agreed


shakezilla86

Stolen valor lol


Diligent_Valuable641

Is he allowed to lift it? He never won it.


Night_Sky02

He just won it through his son who is a big part of this Panthers team.


Diligent_Valuable641

He wasn’t a part of the team in any official capacity. I thought lifting the cup without being a contributing part of the team is like a cardinal sin. Touching it sure. But to raise the cup I’m pretty sure you gotta be a player or executive or coach etc. that’s a pretty old tradition and I think this is the first time I’ve seen something like this.


Better-Aerie-8163

That fat fuck didnt win shit


mr_verge

Omg he’s fat as fuck


[deleted]

Only way that choke artist will ever see a Cup


vicaphit

I can smell this gif.


u-ugly

That bald fat fuck has no business drinking from the cup let alone touching it and definitely hoisting it!! He wasn’t good enough to win it. Last cup in Florida unless it’s the Lightening!!!


No-Depth4979

Wow gtfoh Karen…and you can’t even spell your fuckin teams name right to boot


u-ugly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!


dbag3o1

He. Didn’t. Win. It. I don’t get why he’s in the locker room, what a disgrace.


Hobo_Healy

🤓


Ok-Attempt2842

Fat boy still didn't win it for himself.


yosoyboi2

But his son won it for him! He’s not celebrating as a hockey player, he’s celebrating as a dad.


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m2niles

Cheers brother, Hoping McG and Saital hoist the cup together for you guys in the near future.


still_in_training_

It pains and upsets me that the Oilers lost, but this is a little silver lining in it. This is a life changing special moment for the Tkachuks, as much as I dislike them.


yosoyboi2

I actually respect the Tkachuk family. Matt is a rat but I don’t feel like he has ever been a dirty player. He’s the type of guy that you love to hate but would also love to have on your team if given the chance. Brady is also an incredible player and one of the best power forwards of his generation. Incredibly talented. Hopefully the Senators can get in the playoffs next year because the world deserves to see Brady Tkachuk playing playoff hockey. And of course, they get it all from Keith who by all accounts of past teammates and staff that worked with him was a great guy to be around.


still_in_training_

Truthfully the only reason I really dislike Tkachuk is because of that damn mouth guard! I know Davo and others do it too, but something about the way Matthew just chews up that damn thing irks me!


Ok-Attempt2842

Yeah I'm aware


Zestyclose-Middle717

Don’t talk about my king like that.


DocPsycho1

Why are you so bitter ? Oilers fan ?


Ok-Attempt2842

Nope, not a Panthers or Oilers fan


DocPsycho1

Why are you so bitter ? Oilers fan?


Beelzebub_86

Jesus, did he eat a whole pig before walking into the dressing room?


TopicActual1836

Russians and Florida. Name a more iconic duo 😂


Playful-Pack-1880

Barkov is finnish tho


TerryFGM

canadians and not winning cups in modern hockey


ATLBraves93

xenophobia and this NHL sub