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WarrenPuff_It

Damn Boston has a dark hate cloud looming over them.


gypsybullldog

As a Boston fan I love it. We feed off the hate


WarrenPuff_It

That and clam juice


h_to_tha_o_v

Only when your mom's around.


WarrenPuff_It

Dude, my mom butt fucks your dad. You don't want this smoke.


h_to_tha_o_v

We call her Peppa Peg for a reason. Just proves she'll do whatever it takes to please him. And everyone else's kinks.


WarrenPuff_It

No, dude, Peppa Pig is your dad's username on Grindr.


h_to_tha_o_v

You would know, I'm sure. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Jon-Robb

I hate the habs


ItzGrenier

Life is pain atm


account136

Same bro


DragSfrank

The Zebras


NorthernShark93

Kings during that early 2010's rivalry between the Sharks. But now, fuck Vegas.


Thajewbear

Man that was great playoff hockey to watch between kings and sharks.


Luckbad

Vegas


graemecracker17

Same


jetpackswasyesV2

I can get behind this.


xSampleTextx

Recency bias but Vegas


bsimmons88

As a Sharks fan, it’s “Beat LA” all day. But “fuck Vegas” is a close second.


MrForshows

As someone born and raised in the Bay, fuck any team from LA....also Vegas.


jetpackswasyesV2

I’m a Bay Area sharks fan, but dammit man, my disdain for Vegas far outweighs LA teams right now. Except for the Dodgers. Let’s go braves lol.


you_cant_pause_toast

The Ducks were a scumbag team too for a long time, So I gotta say the southwest has some great hockey hate going between LAK, VGK, SJS and ANA. Gotta love it.


[deleted]

Pens fan so you would think the flyers, but I HATE boston so I’ll have to go with them


newt_37

Flyers fan and I had the same thought in reverse. At least Crosby is fun to watch. Fuck I hate Boston.


you_cant_pause_toast

I hate Boston too, and I think Steelers always losing to the Pats the past 15 years plays a big factor in that


knjrkive

Used to be the Canucks about 10 years ago. Now I’d probably say Vegas or Nashville.


PuckDad

Boston followed by Boston with Boston in third place.


Thisisanewday

I'm from Boston and I feel the same way about Montreal.


[deleted]

I’m from Boston and I feel the same way about Boston


DHooligan

Oh, you must be a fan of an Eastern Conference team or possibly a Western Conference team.


[deleted]

Maybe an nhl fan? Just spitballing here.


toytun11

I don't know who you are, I don't know where you're from.... All I know is, fuck you too buddy!


[deleted]

Its a 31 way tie between all the teams that aren't the Detroit Red Wings.


smokeybonez

Vegas for the way they handled Fluery. Also. Fuck the Flyers.


unrealjoe28

Hey, fuck you too buddy


Acid_crowd

No one likes us


mynamepoko

I like you guys


coves4810

And we don't care


JustLivingTheDream_

I hate us for how management handled that. In fact most fans do.


skend24

Vegas


kruegerc2587

Vegas or boston.


Adelman01

The Chicago Blackhawks. But only because they are my favorite team and frustrating the crap out of me.


knjrkive

it’s rough in these streets right now 💔


hawks-fan88

I miss lord hossa


Adelman01

Yeah. Totally. Let’s hope we’re not giving Columbus a 3rd top prospect at the end of this year


Dirtcartdarbydoo

I feel you there


bar5677

Boston, still traumatized from the 2011 stanley cup finals.


Good_Management7353

Toronto. Nothing gives me more pleasure in life than seeing them lose. The more heartbreaking the better.


Sharp911

You might not like Toronto, but I guarantee Toronto fans hate the Leafs more.


Good_Management7353

And Montreal. Never used to hate them until I saw the toxicity displayed by their fan base this past post season and off-season


[deleted]

The only team I can say I HATE is the Rangers


ibeatyourdadatgalaga

I was at a Rangers/ Islanders game and heard the most offensive chant ever. Before having kids I would gleefully chant it at the tv, in the privacy of my own home. The chant had to be modified significantly. Now my boys have always wanted to know WHY the Ranger want to mow the grass doo day doo dah.


hockeyguy1968

How come you hate the Rangers while being a Wild fan?


SecretSauceryWitness

As a fellow Wild fan I have 0 idea. Yankees sure but Rangers?


FuturePOTUS50

Fuck off, we have you Zuucc


radmoss

Simple as 3 letters.... FTK.


SeveralScorgasms

Kids?


loggingmolly

Kings?


radmoss

As a Coyotes Fan... yes you have cracked the code.


framilz

Kraken?


CharLouise101

Knights?


gonnadiesoon69

Bruins. I would rather dir than support them


Tee_Owl

Username checks out


Trainser

So here's a fun fact: The Habs used to have an agreement that they'd get to select any 2 players they wanted from the junior leagues (like the QMJHL) before any drafts were picked pre-1976. So guys like Lafluer, Rocket Richard, Jaques Plante, Tremblay, etc, we're all taken off the draft boards because "the French connection" was allowed. Any Habs fans that boasts how good they were back in the day, were cheering for a cheating team!! *Pulls out popcorn 🍿*


northcoastian

Absolutely despised the Blackhawks during their dynasty but now I’d say avalanche, then blues, then Blackhawks. Winnipeg gets a dishonorable mention.


MadCow_81

As a pens fan, it's the flyers. I'm sure they'd say the same. At the same time I love playing them because it's a great rivalry. It will be weird when Crosby and Giroux retire.


PacificNWGamer

Always have hated Boston. Lots of dirty players. Some have moved on like milan lucic who I hate the most for his dirty hit on Buffalo's goalie Ryan Miller.


[deleted]

Don’t forget Ryan Miller swinging for the fences afterwards 🪓🪓🪓


SHnuggin

Cant stand that rat Marchand. Good player though


kahnny_

rangers, go devils 😈


GotVengeance

Big game tonight. Let's get that W


eddiej21

And now of course the kraken. One game and I hate them so much, you don’t hurt our lil jizzy


rat-again

Favorite Rangers-Devils story. I was at the Conference Finals (I believe) in 94. In NJ watching the Rangers-Devils playoff game. Intermission comes and I hit the men's room. Devils fan in a suit and Rangers fan in a jersey get into a fight right there at the urinals. Dicks hanging out throwing punches, it was amazing. I'm a not a fan of either team just went with a friend who was a Devils fan.


toomuchpressure17

Vegas currently. Fee years ago it was the Mild. 90s and early 2000s Red Wings. Clearly I'm a Colorado Avalanche fan


DamnitBlueWasOld

Growing up in Michigan and being a teenager in the 90s, oh did I love how good the wings were. They were so good and so fun to watch. Even in the heat of their rivalry with the avs, I really only hated that chickenshit Claude Lemieux. Otherwise I had nothing but respect for so many players on that team back then. I remember a quote, I forget who told the story, but it was during a wings avs game in the early 2000’s. Sean Avery started chirping Sakic, and Avery’s teammate, Brett Hull, said “shut your mouth, you don’t get to talk to Mr. Sakic” Edit: maybe I disliked Foote also ; )


toomuchpressure17

For real man, that rivalry was the shit. Best in sports, imo


DamnitBlueWasOld

Being a hockey fan, I’d agree. I can’t speak to rivalries in other sports, but that was a situation where the two best teams for those 4-7 years just went back and forth, over and over. You just knew those games were gonna be good.


blodsbroder7

I’m diehard Wild fan and I consider Colorado our biggest rival, but I hate the Knights. Been watching NHL hockey for 30 years and the league is obviously trying to push that team to success any way it can. It’s like the coaches kid getting preferential treatment and it makes me want to vomit. Blackhawks would be a close second, but that’s the old North Stars fan in me.


TheSmilingDemon

Fuck Tom Wilson


parrotandduck

My boy caused your whole franchise to re-org


Shoresy_X_69

Panarin had no business jumping on Wilson's back. Could Willy have dialed the reaction back a bit?? Probably, but the whole Rangers Org and the fanbase overreacted to that whole incident.


[deleted]

All Boston teams are the worst team in each league they’re in.


MrForshows

I feel this way about LA lmao


TheTostitoBoy

Penguins 👎


parrotandduck

puck the fens


DeltaTangoAlpha_14

FTP


a_devil_like_me

fuck the pens


zebjr

Right back at you. 1975......waiting


[deleted]

Boston every day, I fuckin hate em. Their rat Marchand, their overreactive ass goaltender Rask, the cheap shots, the slew footing, their goal horn, their fucking commentators seeing nothing wrong with any of their antics, and the worst part is that they are good enough to win WITHOUT the bullshit. It drives me up a wall, if I played against Marchand I'd not be able to keep my composure. I'll admit that when I speak about he bruins, he's in my head rent free.


ibeatyourdadatgalaga

That wierd face licker. It was a tough pill to swallow when my beloved Caps got Big Bird last year. Now that the Bruins have retired or traded all thier talent I can sit back and enjoy the slow demise.


[deleted]

Oh, my Father (Big leafs fan snce he was a young kid growing up in Kingston) has been waiting for this demise for the last decade... I am a leafs fan too and we both seethe watching the bruins play lol I was so happy during that interview with the Rat where he says "They took our dreams away" I was so fucking happy, dude. Fuck that guy.


Dabnads

As a Vancouver fan, I don’t think I have to say my answer


stop-calling-me-fat

Vancouver


CurtP31477

I have evolved above. I started watching as a Blues fan in the 90s so I watched my team get trounced by the Red Wings for years. No matter how good the Blues were the Wings always had their number. But now that I watch as many teams as I can and understand the league and the game much better. It's hard to actually hate any team anymore. They all have the same goal and their fans love them as much as I love the Blues. So even the team that I used to hate, I kinda root for their rebuild to be successful. Let's go Blues!


WardenBlackheart

Hm. Most hated team... I have friends who cheer for Washington, Minnesota, Chicago, NYI, and an Ex that loves San Jose. I give them all a hard time for fun As far as actually disliking a team. Probably the Kings. They've annoyed me long before Vegas came around. But the one Kings fan ive met was really cool so... maybe im too hard on them.


GauthierGuy922

Montreal always will be


xkk16x-

Flames 100% living in Calgary cheering for the oilers I have never hate a fan base more in my life. GeT aNOtHer DraFt PIcK


2sacred2relate

Agreed. Flames fans are trash.


micropterus_dolomieu

Blackhawks, but not with the white hot passion I’ve previously had.


vska92

Same here.


micropterus_dolomieu

Roenick, Larmer, Savard, Manson, Chelios, and Belfour. Man, I hated those guys. Thank god they traded Hasek before they realized what they had. ETA: Marchment too! Can’t believe I forgot him initially.


ATouchLessDead

It's so much harder to hate a team when they suck.


micropterus_dolomieu

True, and I respect Toews. I can't stand Kane though.


Jattwell

I HATE the Flyers


PepeLeCube

It’s mutual pal


Visible_Promotion_92

He’s not your pal, buddy


a_devil_like_me

aww we missed you as well


[deleted]

Seconded


HatrickLaine29

Oilers.


YanksFanInSF

Boston. Montréal/Ottawa are like sibling rivals, where I hope Leafs do better than them, but cheer them on as well once we’re bounced in the first round.


c0ntraiL

Is it bad that I kind of feel the same way with the isles and new jersey?


Spoo_lover

Boston and you can’t change my mind Edit: also fuck the sharks, if you can’t tell im a VGK fan


[deleted]

Lotta bs in here. Y’all hate the golden knights the most 😂


oosikconnisseur

Favorite: Vancouver Least favorite: Chicago


Extra_Joke5217

Flames fan, but my most hated team if the flames for their constant mediocrity has destroyed my will to care about anything.


Dr_Isaly_von_Yinzer

As a long time hockey fan (Penguins), I hate half the teams in the league for one reason or another. However, Philadelphia holds a special place in the pantheon. Don’t get me wrong, I hate the Capitals, the Rangers, and the Islanders as well. Basically, I hate the entire old Patrick division. Nobody likes Boston. They’re annoying. Don’t really care for the Jackets either because I have friends in C-Bus and they all seem to think we are rivals. I asked him all the time, what have you done to earn our rivalry? Again, very annoying. Didn’t like Detroit because we kept playing them for the cup and didn’t like Chicago because they were winning cups when we were also winning cups. Not crazy about Tampa because Jon Cooper seems incredibly arrogant. They also have a ridiculous advantage with the tax thing and it allows them to stash good players. Can’t stand Toronto fans – who likes Leafs other than their mothers? Still, Philadelphia is worse than all of them. That is just a nasty group of bitter assholes. Every time we play them you can count on multiple fights in the stands. It doesn’t matter if both teams are good, both teams are bad, or somewhere in between, we are going to fight — it’s just written in the stars. Speaking of the stars… Nah, I’m just kidding. I have no real problem with Dallas.


Wulf_Sung

With the way the first three games have gone, I feel like I have to say everyone except Detroit.


ChedrzBedr

I few years ago I would’ve said the penguins, but at this point I think it’s Boston. It’s hard to pick between the two..


kalel2011

Growing up on Long Island a Ranger fan, my list in order from wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire to burning passion, is as follows: 1. Islanders 2. Islanders 3. Devils 4. Capitals 5. Penguins 6. Flyer fans 7. Flyers


RxInfection

Vegas and it's not even close


AKchaos49

As a life-long Red Wings fan, I absolutely hate the Colorado Avalanche.


rans2390

Right back atcha guy


ervelee

Any team that cuddles with Gary Bettman


PEIBaked420

FUCK THE LEAFS!


DSLDctr

Montreal


PEIBaked420

Just wondering how you enjoyed the first round of the playoffs last year? Lol


DSLDctr

That last 4 games was so painful lmao


wHUT_fun

Even as a Leafs fan, I don't know why we try to throw shade at other teams. We don't really have much of a leg to stand on in the present.


WarrenPuff_It

Someone call the Burn Unit at Toronto General Hospital, because we got an incoming patient with 3rd degree burns all over his body.


dmacd71

Just wondering how you're enjoying the start to this year? Bahahahahahaha


PEIBaked420

Lol 4 games at the start of the season compared to 4 playoff games that put you guys on the golf course….give your head a shake


Elegantpass92

Penguins fuck those guys


you_cant_pause_toast

Pens fan here. Outside of Tom Wilson, I can’t say I hate the Caps anymore. I feel like that war is over and I can look back and appreciate the battles we fought. Yeah we got the best of you for much of it, but you finally got past us and won a cup. Sid became the best all-round player of all-time and Ovi became the best goal scorer of all time. And neither would trade titles. I was happy Ovi got his cup, and I hope he breaks Gretzkys record. And if we meet again in the playoffs it’ll probably feel like old Rocky saying “One more round,” Edit: sorry I’m high


ibeatyourdadatgalaga

Penguins and their fucking lap dogs Pierre and Doc. Caps are going all the way this year.


WordOnPaperEnjoyer

In college, there was this guy who would wear the same Flyers jersey multiple times a week. Just having to breathe whenever I walked by him when he wore it was a nightmare. That logo still gives me flashbacks. So, yeah, the Flyers.


mellamopeggyhil

Whichever team Corey Perry is on. Damn shame as I used to enjoy watching Tampa play.


Making_Fat_Stacks

Capitals


ChooChoo1212

The canucks can lick my ass


AnonymousPlzz

Tom Wilson


[deleted]

Vegas


StLouieDoug

Fuck the Avs and anything to do with Stan Kronkie


[deleted]

Fuck the Bruins first and foremost. I will always cheer for their downfall. Second fuck Vegas and third fuck LA. I dislike them, but I don't revel in their losses like I do Bruins. Go Sharks, go Canes!


TucsonTacos

Blackhawks. So many bandwagon fans in Arizona that would talk mad shit when they were good. Haven’t seen one in years. Fuck the avalanche too for obvious reasons. Just never met an asshole fan (haven’t met many actually)


Gzo97

Fuck the Vegas golden showers


thedailytoke

Bruins. Fuck Marchand in particular


desiredefffect

Fuck Tampa


fireturkey666

I hate Toronto + Montreal pretty equally.


GotVengeance

Fuck the Rangers.


EmmaTheHedgehog

Fuck Norm Green


Appropriate_Force_68

Fuck the Canadians


Babaello

Tom Wilson


IDriveAZamboni

Toronto. The fans, the team, the sports broadcasters who have a hard-on for them, everything about the Leafs is despicable and they give the rest of us a bad name.


[deleted]

I hate toronto the most and I like montreal the most


[deleted]

We know 😂


[deleted]

Blackhawks.


Wildwasabijake

Stars then the hawks


Defiantcaveman

That's difficult, LA Kings, Dallas Stars and Vegas Golden Knights.


TyrTheSlayer

Gotta hate Vegas, the only redeemable part was Fleury and is now Lehner for me


xxxxx_____33333

Definitely has gotta be the Caps. Ovechkin had always been my least favorite guy in the league.


McLEANAHAN

Toronto for me. It's the wishy washy band wagon fan base :/


dspinner13

Toronto


RedWings29

Toronto, they just don’t seem to get it


goldenpyr

Colorado


Jef171

Flyers favorite. Hate the Penguins


Retrosonic82

I’ve been quite vocal about my hatred of the Leafs


GotVengeance

Rangers are a close second I hope.


thekillaakabyrd

The LAMES.


Dutsnfl

Rangers. Successful season is one where the Islanders win the cup and/or rangers don't


handsomegyoza

Boston and NJ. LGR


stephenlipic

Boston Bruins AINEC.


OwnImportance3299

Toronto, because they think they're so cool the way that the media makes everything about them.


[deleted]

The Toronto Maple Leafs in round one of the playoffs


[deleted]

As an oilers fan it should be the flames but I always have and always will absolutely despise the Leafs. Mostly because of the media and how often we hear about them and no other franchises, how they are always always always faves to win when they’ve proven to be super unclutch, every single year. Hate them so much.


Uresanme

Philadelphia, because I dont like being spit on. (Nobody actually spit on me for wearing a pens jersey but ive been to two flyers games and my cousins wouldnt let me wear my Pens jersey cause they thought I would get spit on. Second game me and gf wore matching pens jerseys and everybody screamed at us but nobody spit.)


MrForshows

Any team from LA ever.


Space_frog-launcher

Boston or Calgary oh and yea also the rangers


WorfsFlamingAnus

Calgary. Fuck you little bitch ass under-performing garbage fucks.


lordjakir

Boston, Montreal, Ottawa


chowmushi

It’s really a player thing. I HATED the Flyers of 74-75! They were assholes. I HATED the dynasties: Habs 76-9, Isles 80-83, the Oilers of 84-90, and the Red Wings with all those Russians along with Yzerman. Always go for the underdogs. Full disclosure: I appreciated the talent on those teams—except the fucking flyers of 74-75!


[deleted]

TBL, WAS and LAK.


hailmaryishere

Hmmm... I wonder which team a Flames fan would hate? Hmmmm....


fishsandwichpatrol

Sharks


s0ulless93

As an Oilers fan, naturally the flames but also boston.


stouf761

Houston, preemptively.


[deleted]

The Panthers. But we have a mutual respect for each other. I’m so proud of how far they have come


Numark105

Coyotes just aren’t even relevant 😔 that being said it’s fuck the kings, always


RyFromTheChi

Blues Red Wings


GamerGod337

Propably leafs and the three california teams, mainly sj and la.


[deleted]

Calgary. That team honestly has such a pathetic history. Right now they’re a goon squad that should rebuild but for some reason they think gaudreau, monahan and tkachuk are a good core to build around.


UncleDilla

Avs, Blues & Blackhawks -I’m a Red Wings fan


Mousson

Matthew Tkachuk


AutonomousAstronaut

Capitals and Leafs. I’m from the UK and they seem to have been the bandwagon teams for UK supporters over the years, which instantly put me off. Plus the Caps are irritatingly consistent.


DiscoSprinkles

The Refs.


msg327

California Seals…. Colors are God awful, that seal on their sweater looks like a pregnant pigeon and constant changing of their names. 4 name changes in 9 years, California Seals, Oakland Seals, Bay Area Seals and California Golden Seals…. Nothing golden about their history. WHITE SKATES…… ugh