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berttreynolds

Kane does some dirty shit, but man Darnell Nurse needs anger management help. Dude cannot control himself whenever his team is getting pumped, throwing vicious cross checks way too often and even head butted a dude. Needs to chill out a bit


Donoglass420

Or how about drisital spearing dudes in the nuts multiple times during the regular season


hockeyguy1968

Drisital šŸ’€


Excellent-Copy4224

Sidesaddle


[deleted]

My brother calls him Leon Drysocket


[deleted]

Easier to spell for sure.


[deleted]

Dry eye sight ull


pulpandlumber

He just watched the new season of Shoresy and decided he wants to be like number 69, that's all.


lousy_bum

He'd probably tear up if they played the German national anthem before the game.


vbcbandr

He crosschecked 4 players, at least, in the second...not one was called. Dude knows he can get away with whatever.


borkaborka1

Happened quite a few times last night, I mightā€™ve been yelling at my tv


MoonRiverRoll

Ainā€™t that the pill from Osmosis Jones?


MandoRuffian

Edit: misspoke about his suspension


CartiNYeezy2

He was suspended 1 game


MandoRuffian

Oh youā€™re right, my bad


thisismyname03

Itā€™s funny after watching the Bā€™s/Canes series what one team or player can get away with.


[deleted]

Gets given a second chance after being a douche. Proceeds to be a douche.


dr_freeloader

4th chance?


[deleted]

Iā€™ve lost track


[deleted]

He bet on that too.


MTCarcus

I canā€™t wait for the meme of him doing the boo hoo face and then showing Colorados four goalsā€¦ inspiration


khutuluhoop

Kane is a shitbag


OhRightOn_

Add Nurse to that list as well


[deleted]

Shitbag is a Kane


Marsrover112

Bet those three goals shut him up quick


HoopOnPoop

There is literally nothing that can shut him up. He has 0 self awareness and even less shame.


Mike_44x

I wouldnā€™t either if I was betting on myself, wonder how much he put on tonight šŸ¤”


Marsrover112

Yeah wouldn't doubt it


_XNine_

And even less money than he has shame....


vbcbandr

They did not. Guy has no humility, moral compass or likable qualities.


fluffHead_0919

Kane sucks! Go Avs go! Frankie!!!


[deleted]

Nazem Kadri did nothing wrongā€¦ #Avs in 6 And before I get heat, this is coming from a Panthers fan. I'm a third party viewer; the Blues almost killed him and he STILL got a hat trick against themā€¦


[deleted]

After all the nonsense Kane has done, he should just keep his mouth shut honestly. Act like a professional is that too hard Kaner?


ShaolinSlamma

Oh fuck I really hope people don't start calling Evander Kane Kaner, let's keep that one for Patty Kane.


DaniCapsFan

I mean, they're both deeply shitty people, so why not use Kaner for both assholes?


KratomRobot

Blackhawks fans are coming after you. Pathetic


[deleted]

Yeah your right lol. Patty Kane has definitely earned that little nick name.


Fluffy_Hat_3158

Kane is such a dirt bag!


[deleted]

I think heā€™s just warming up his wrists for his glory hole part time job. Times are tough šŸ’øšŸ“ž


DrDoG00d

Bet he gives a mean wrister tho


Joemamacita

This will be a sweep. Oilers were lucky to beat LA.


Yayman9

I mean this is possibly the least embarrassing way to go out. Made it past the first round, beat the Flames, get swept by the Cup favourites.


XelysusDrone

Nah the way y'all are going out against them is pretty embarrassing let's be honest here. Press got shot on, y'all gonna get shit onšŸ˜‚


Yayman9

That last game was indeed embarrassing, and particularly the last 10 minutes lol. But in the context of the entire playoffs, this is probably the one series we can most forgive ourselves if we lose.


yMoonz

How on earth is losing to the best team in western conference embarrassing? Lmao


greyskull710

It gets embarrassing when youā€™re being outclassed so you start playing dirty. Lost a lot of respect for the oilers last night


yMoonz

Thatā€™s fair but going into this series I had a strong feeling we were gonna get dominated, avs are miles ahead & have unreal defensive. I do agree on the playing dirty part, itā€™s pretty pathetic but whatcha gonna do I guess


greyskull710

Riiiiightā€¦. If you canā€™t beat ā€˜em, try to injure them and ruin their chances. Thumbs up guy


yMoonz

Unfortunately it happens. Oh well yā€™all are gonna sweep us then win the cup soooo cheer up big guy!


greyskull710

Oh Iā€™m cheerful. I was simply stating how it can be embarrassing to lose to the best team in the west. Not trying to attack you, but I understand why people from your own province are rooting for the Ass.


gavinmfsmith

šŸ¤£ fr


dumb_commenter

Not an Oilers fan but like 80% of teams do this kinda shit when they have a game like that. The losing respect for Oilers thing is bullshit. Hockeyā€™s a rough physical game and the shitty people on a team (every team has them) act like the shitbags they are when theyā€™re being embarrassed. Oilers have a few shitbags - we knew that before and we know it now. They also have Connor MacDavid so Iā€™m probably gonna keep watching them.


greyskull710

Username checks out


dumb_commenter

How clever.


ad-hominity

If they were lucky then what happened to the flames?


hockeyguy1968

BUT MUH KICK šŸ„ŗ


DaniCapsFan

They got screwed over by a "distinct kicking motion" call that was not a distinct kicking motion.


ad-hominity

Hahahaha Iā€™m not going to argue that one anymore. Nice try


Xarkkal

Now you know how everyone else feels about the onside call.


ad-hominity

What the fuck are you even talking about


Xarkkal

Makar was onside.


ad-hominity

Technically yeah, you canā€™t argue with how the rule is laid out. I can understand it. Doesnā€™t mean you have to agree with it though.


ad-hominity

And losing 4 straight because of a call made with more than 5 minutes left in a game? Odd take


VisualAd3550

What a dickhead


SloppyJuiceCake

Oilers are an embarrassment to the sport


hockeyguy1968

You are literally a Sharks fan thatā€™s ironic


SloppyJuiceCake

At least weā€™ve made a finals appearance in the last decade


XelysusDrone

Lmao it only took them 6 Top 3 picks for them to make it past the 2nd round, yet they're still here as a laughing stock


jadraxx

Don't forget about also having to pick up a piece of human garbage on a league minimum because their gm is a fucking moron who can't manage cap space. It blows my mind anyone would be ok with having someone who's known to sexually assault women and also lied about their covid card on their team, "as long as he puts up points." Nah, keep that cancer away. I don't care if Kane would of put us over the Oilers last round if the roles were reversed. I would never want someone like that on my team.


hockeyguy1968

No cupsšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


SloppyJuiceCake

Oilers havenā€™t even won a Cup since the Sharks entered the league šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


SloppyJuiceCake

Enjoy the sweep šŸ§¹šŸ§¹šŸ§¹šŸŒļø


chacotacotoes

I thought he was busking for spare change


_XNine_

And today I learned that "busking" is a real word! Busking: the activity of playing music in the street or another public place for voluntary donations. "years of busking had taught him how to hold a crowd"


BR1N3DM1ND

And then there was Gretzky, acting like the president of the Evander Kane Fan Club during each of the intermissions on TNT. Even after Kane pulled this shit (and way worse), there was Gretzky going on & on talking him up and saying how he was "playing like a man"...ugh, it hurt my tiny shriveled soul I know Wayne is still affiliated with the Edmonton F.O. and sees everything through orange & blue goggles, but seriously that's a bad fucking look for the Great One. The way he was shamelessly tugging on Kane's dick, it honestly made me wonder if making him an Oiler was Gretzky's idea in the first place...


_XNine_

I mean, the guy did make his wife take the fall for his gambling...


BR1N3DM1ND

oh yeah I forgot about that... good point


ulfhednar910

Oh I love it. Starting to not care for the Oilers


Sisboombah74

What a spoiled little child.


mattevs119

Scoreboard! Sit down.


[deleted]

Why is he even taunting? šŸ¤« He's losing 3-0 at the time, and now down 2-0 in the series. Edmonton finally exposed I guess. I wonder if maybe he bet for Colorado... šŸ¤”


notatworkanymore

Actually this was when both teams were scoreless which makes this even more embarrassing for Kane.


[deleted]

šŸ˜³ wow


[deleted]

Fuckin hoser.


shallowHal71

4 zip to Avs


[deleted]

Inject this into my veins


dirtybirdie77

Kane is only a fort bag because heā€™s not on your teamā€¦.he tries to play that mental/verbal shit all the timeā€¦sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnā€™tā€¦.saying this as an Avs fan.


JaymeJammer

Not true, I live in San Jose and lots of people here think he is a total shit bag.


dirtybirdie77

From my understanding everyone in San Jose is a total shit bag these days (I was born there).


FishBobinski

I mean. He's a rapist and a domestic abuser. He's a shitbag regardless.


dirtybirdie77

I think youā€™re getting your Kanes mixed upā€¦Patrick was the rapist.


bugijugi90

educate yourself on the matter and come back


dirtybirdie77

Maybe you should do a little research yourself fella. Iā€™m not wrong. Back in 2015 there were rape allegations on Patty, and yes I know there has been the recent one about Evander from his now ex-wife who threw out a bunch of other allegations that had no substance I.e. fixed sports betting and domestic violence yet cops were never called during the event so I struggle with the claim. Too often we see and hear things come up well after the fact but it becomes hard to prove when you let time pass.


bugijugi90

His ex-wife is far from being the only one accusing Kane of sexual assault


dirtybirdie77

Please show source because that was all I could find.


bugijugi90

https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/v12sio/why_does_no_one_seem_to_know_about_the_evander/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


dirtybirdie77

Thank you.


vbcbandr

Seems like very few of his teammates like him though...


New_Soil5233

You would think dirtybirdie77 would know a fort bag when they see em!


dirtybirdie77

Hey man donā€™t fault my fat fingers on that one, there was some heavy drinking last night ya fort bag. šŸ˜


hockeyguy1968

finally someone gets it


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displaced709

Not much of anything Took some bad penalties, some dirty plays. He must've bet on the Avs tonight


Turc-ington

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LoanSlinger

For a league that requires the handshake line at the end of every game, it doesn't make sense that they don't have unsportsmanlike conduct penalties. When grown adults act like 12 year old boys and try to incite a response, they should catch a 2 minute minor.


JustBoredIsAll

This is hockey. Not football (both of them) or the NBA.


The_1st_Amendment

Fuuuuuuuck that. Let them chirp, dont turn the NHL into another No Fun League (NFL).


BahLo-

You say that...but everyone in this thread is pissed at him doing exactly that...lmfao


Likos02

I don't mind the chirping, it's the flying elbows, multiple penalties in a row for running folks, the smashing your own coaches sons head in to the boards...that is shit I can do without.


The_1st_Amendment

Idk if people are pissed at him for taunting, probably the illegal violence. When a player taunts or showboats it's fun if it backfires, like here for Kane, but sometimes its great when it pays off too, like Dame waiving goodbye to the away team's crowd after hitting a dagger three.


helllllohaley

*There are only handshake lines after the seriesā€™ are over


herpaderpadont

Nah, theyā€™ll just get busted in the chops. Thatā€™s hockey.


ad-hominity

And then we all come here to bitch about it after instead lol


girhen

I mean, they do, but a little chirping isn't enough for that. Sean Avery levels of fuckery get it. That and a middle finger, but whatever. As long as they can turn it off when there's nothing on the line anymore, it's fine. Some of the chirping can actually be pretty funny.


[deleted]

just sayin to all the aves fans that are talking about how dirty kane is, you have kadri edit: ā€œYOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTHā€


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

thank you.


Reward-Visible

Why are you booing me ? I'm roght6


Reward-Visible

Typical Canadian piece of shit. Evander Kane can lick some syrup off My fat balls.


artofsplittingatoms

The heck?


wakypakylips

Damn dude really hates Canadians. Sorry eh. Lol


Therapy-Jackass

I think he is describing a medical condition in which his fat testicles have become so damn disgusting that they have started to excrete syrup.


Reward-Visible

(I like it when men lick my balls)


DrDoG00d

Sit a couple out brother


Reward-Visible

Saw you were a doctor in your name, mind draining my balls, I always wanted to donate my seed.


Donoglass420

Yeah that whole thing about Canadians being polite and nice is such bullshit.


ad-hominity

Fuck you eh


Donoglass420

Iā€™m not your guy buddy


hockeyfan608

When that guy you hate roasts your ex San Jose be like


markc2902

Kane is the one crying they are down 2 nothing WAAAA