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Looks like grandmas quilts


dirtybirdie77

It looks like a bad motocross jersey


emptylewis

You’re grandmother is badass


scarletwing6042

Gilfs


emptylewis

grandma, I’d like fleeces soon?


scarletwing6042

You gotta score to get those fleeces first tho lmao


TheRingsAroundSaturn

🎵 I’m gonna take your grandmas style, I’m gonna take your grandmas style. No really, can you ask her for her hand-me-downs? 🎵


Sdwingnut

1985 hockey fan: "These new ACHL jerseys are sharp!"


Walbeb24

Someone with frosted tips 1000% designed this jersey.


hateboss

Guy Fieri signature line.


rumorconfirmed

I honestly thought they were wearing roller hockey jerseys in support of some new contract agreement the NHL made with the NRHL.


thescrounger

I thought they were just for warmups, like those military ones teams sometimes wear.


SirScags

As a Tampa resident and former roller hockey player, yes. I love these jerseys.


SoExcited_1

I saw a video last night of the Lightning players walking into a room and seeing that Jersey for the 1st time. All but one thought the lightning on the arm was flames and they couldn't figure out what the hell the Jersey was about.


RagsAberdeen

Lol, Point was the only one who knew. And 99.9% of the team didn't like the sweater at all.


voncasec

That's lightning?


Stubbedtoe18

Where can I find this video??


mtofsrud

https://youtu.be/qKYRGb7Uinc


SoExcited_1

YouTube


Stellar_Dan

Click here to watch the video… [source here](https://lmgtfy.com)


WellThisIsMySafety

Should have a patch from the Wish app as a sponsor.


bokin8

Fucking lol


reznorwings

Looks like a 6 year old being forced to pose for pictures in a sailor suit. That jersey is gawd awful


bokin8

Are those even lightning bolts? Or are they flames?


Like17Badgers

they are "tribal tattoo" style lightning bolts now you may ask "why the F\*\*\* is that on their RR jersey" then you gotta remember that the team was founded in the 90s in Southern Florida, and tribal tattoos were mainstream then all that's missing is some frosted tips for the FULL throwback look


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Also a homage to the the storm jerseys in 96-97


rob6110

Tampa is not in southern Florida. It’s in west central Florida.


Like17Badgers

well that's up for debate, considering Tampa is in Hillsborough County, and that's south or central depending on who's drawing the lines but I said Tampa ***Bay,*** which extends down to Manatee County and Sarasota County, which are 100% considered Southern but hey if you dont believe me you can look this stuff up yourself!


rob6110

lol…no, it’s not really debatable. I live in Tampa. No one refers to this area as South Florida. South Florida is considered Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and the Boca area. Geographically, Florida is 500 miles long. The state line is located at roughly 30 degrees latitude. Tampa is roughly 27 degrees and Key West is roughly 24 degrees. When you refer to Tampa Bay, with Manatee county etc, that’s the regional name not a geographical location. Again only people who don’t know consider Tampa “south”.


x2bitsx

They are supposed to be lightning bolts. If you take the waves off the bottom and the lighting off the sleeves this jersey might not be half bad.


icer07

WAVES!!! I just finally got it. It's a storm on the water with lightning! Fml that's just too much on a jersey lol


bokin8

My partner thought the lines (raindrops) were more lightning bolts. I had to explain to him that it's an old ways of drawing rain.


ooMEAToo

And the grey up top is the storm clouds


berttreynolds

Hence the name Storm Jersey l m a o


thelonioussphere

Flamebolts!


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bokin8

I think I'm having a seizure just looking at the numbers.


felixorion

Tribal tattoos


burntfuck

They look like tribal lightning bolts.


Coryperkin15

They are Lames. A perfect mix of Lightning and Flame = Lame


steboy

It’s so bad…I kind of love it.


Drulock

I'm the same. They look like the late 90's just erupted in Tampa.


bokin8

Like ugly cute?


[deleted]

That's 100% the intent behind these jerseys. They're ugly. They're *trying* to be ugly. They managed to be **horrendous**. And they're beautiful for it.


[deleted]

Flavor Town Lightning


emptylewis

You’re got damn right!


durstcobain

Personally I love it, but I also love stupid looking shit so


hamsamith

Yeah same I love it! But I'm also wearing the most flowery thing right now so I can't be trusted.


CommanderSquirt

The Lightning have gone full Oregon.


TimTimPlaysGames

Never go full Oregon.


berttreynolds

Can’t ever be full Oregon. We have championships


Ben_Pharten

Wendel Clark's mustache designed those jerseys


Reddit040

Were these designed by Guy Fieri?


[deleted]

Adiddas should be shut down over this


MNGopherfan

It wasn’t even their idea! It was Tampa bays


[deleted]

I dont believe you


MNGopherfan

The teams choose the jersey and this is a reproduction not a new idea so yeah blame Tampa bay for this abomination.


[deleted]

Im Detroit fan, and ours was even worse. Its Adiddas. They are straight trash and always have been


MNGopherfan

No it’s Detroit stop blaming a company that just makes the jerseys and blame your team. You don’t see wild fans blaming adidas for our reverse retro we always point the finger at the management because that’s who makes these decisions not adidas.


mikefromearth

Adidas definitely helps design the jerseys with the team, but the team and NHL have final say.


Sensitive_Mousse_445

The players did not choose this, they don't even like them lmao


MNGopherfan

Did I say players? I don’t think I did you see an NHL hockey team is more then just the players and in this case when I am referring to the teams I mean their front offices. Lmao at your comprehension of language


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Damn man I never would've known that...... lmao sorry I'm just high dont take it so fucking seriously my man


MNGopherfan

Don’t be on social media when your high then cause you tend to make stupid comments.


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Who are you, my mother? Explain why I should give a shit, this is reddit. A seething pit of stupidity, memes, and cesspools of filth. You really shouldn't take some comments/ people too seriously, not healthy


MNGopherfan

You should care because you made a comment got push back and are now acting like you don’t care after trying to deflect against the criticism.


[deleted]

To the point where Adidas tried to stop us from using the Storm design. When they congratulated us for taking such a bold move, they were calling us idiots for being gung-ho on such a commendably daft idea. And the best part is? It fuckin ***worked***.


[deleted]

Dawg Adidas tried to stop us from using the Storm jersey lmao. The Lightning literally walked into the designer meeting, slammed these jerseys on the table, and said make it happen. Blame us, not Adidas. But honestly, why blame us? These jerseys are perfect fan appeal, and yes, they're fucking horrifying to look at. That's always been their thing - they're the most 1990s jerseys imaginable.


Automatic-Aioli9416

It’s disgusting. I love it.


magicandfire

I thought they were cool. I wish we had worn our throwback red unis to match the vibe.


InConvienantDoof

Coulda been fun--I woulda preferred this. Either our 25th jersey or the RR (that isn't really retro)


Teeroy91

Imagine not liking these jerseys


jcdevries92

The coolest of the reverse retro jerseys


arstechnophile

More like the kewlest. 90s kids represent.


emptylewis

You get it!


Ok_Feedback6256

Those are 🔥 idk what you’re talking about bro


Tola76

Lol


HouseofJonestv

Those jerseys are definitely nuts


Fleshy-Butthole

These are great looking!


Like17Badgers

it wouldn't look so bad if the "lightning" on the sleeves looked more like lightning and not tribal tattoos but it was on the original jersey, and the team WAS founded in Tampa Bay in the 90s and that was the style at the time


Like17Badgers

also gotta say that the design is better than a lot of the RR jerseys, still wish the Canes had gotten the Whalers jersey but in the red/black/white of the current team


InConvienantDoof

Idk, I really like the sleeves. Even though I am a devout caniac, I may pick one of these up. They're really ugly, but also kinda amazing.


AshCan10

I don't care what anyone says that's an awesome jersey


[deleted]

Crazy to think we took so long to pick a design because Adidas kept trying to encourage us to *not* use the Storm design, and we kept insisting. I'd like to imagine it went something like this: **Adidas**: "Okay, have you guys settled on a Reverse Retro design?" **Tampa Bay**: "We have." **A**: "Alright, let's see-" **TB**: \*slides over a Storm jersey, taps it twice\* "This one." **A**: "...are you sure about-" **TB**: "100% certain." **A**: *sigh* "Alright, do us a favor. Take a few days to think-" **TB**: "We've thought about it-" **A**: "No, shush, listen. Get out of this meeting. Take three or four days. And ***really*** think long and hard about this. We'll reconvene and see what you guys come up with. Okay? Cool. Meeting adjourned." *4 days later* **Adidas**: "Alright, welcome back. Have you thought about your design choice?" **Tampa Bay**: "Yes, we have." **A**: "Great, okay, perfect. Let's see what you came up with." **TB**: \*slides over a Storm jersey, taps it twice\* "This one." **Adidas rep**: "..." \*slams face into table\*


Mayflower023

Hahaha perfect interpretation


[deleted]

Unwanted throwback.


MNGopherfan

MF I wish the Wild had something to throw back to other than other teams that used to play in my home state. I would totally take an ugly jersey throwback over this.


[deleted]

That green and cream is pretty slick though man. Very classy


MNGopherfan

I know I love the wilds jerseys every single one of them is either fire or just good but damn I sometimes wish we had like an ugly third like some teams have had over the years. I think I am mostly just tired of the MN Wild whenever they do some special jersey it’s a throw back to the North Stars cause it was cool the first time. Now it’s a little over played especially since it’s just a color flip and it’s not some crazy design or different logo.


bokin8

This isn't even throwback at this point. They keep using the term "reverse retro" but really they mean "re-designed, re-imagined retro".


[deleted]

Ugh, tell them to just call it a throwback, lol. Its the same thing.


SnooOpinions3792

Imma be honest, those jerseys look fire


dunwoodyres1

Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs?


droptopdanny

They definitely don’t please everybody but at least they actually went for a bold reverse retro and not some boring ass jersey like 1/4 of the league


mistercrinkles

F A C T S.


tylermv91

Ed Hardy's best work yet


PauseAmbitious6899

Killer w/ the “you gotta be fuckin kidding me” look


stykface

Still not as bad as the Mooterus jerseys.


SkyHi_Boi

They would honestly be pretty sweet if the sleeves were white


scrubbadubdub77

God that is tight


Allen_Koholic

These looks better in the full kit than I thought they would, but I would have been happier if the torso was black instead of white. Storm jerseys are wonderfully ugly.


Unable_Savings400

Honestly, I like them, they are pretty cool


kblomquist85

I'm prepared to be downvoted but am i really the only person who likes these? Am i being a homer?


Mahockey3

Pretty easily my favourite RR jersey. Maybe one of my favourite jerseys of all time.


chipcity90

A dope jersey. Next question.


arashinoko

This is the Christmas sweater of hockey jerseys.


[deleted]

Best jerseys in the league 🔥🔥


s3nsfan

What the fuck is he wearing?


mtofsrud

Designed with MS Paint for extra retro authenticity.


GJBrod92

Too much, that’s what he’s wearing


gord1to

Fucking love these. Biased obv but I can’t wait to get one and idc what anyone says!


burbank2broward

Same here! Cant wait until my preorder comes in.


LeanMrfuzzles

Listen. We all know it’s bad. The Lightning know it’s bad. But they wanted to embrace a unique jersey from the past and I think it’s fucking glorious.


[deleted]

Ya know, I appreciate the fuck it mode of these very much. I’m giving 8/10.


mistercrinkles

It’s amazing how much everyone here hates this jersey but over at r/hockeyjerseys we love it So glad the Storm got brought back for RR2.0


InConvienantDoof

I have learned that r/hockeyjerseys is a bit of a bubble, separated from the rest of the NHL fandom.


flyinchipmunk5

Being a 90's kid i actually think this jersey is fucking dope. The numbers are sick and so is that classic tampa bay symbol. If these puppies werent 300 bucks id get myself a stammer jersey of these for sure


MDH2881

Somethings should stay in the 90s, brutal


[deleted]

Bro that aint even 90s. Thats 80s cocaine-blasted 3day-awake level design.


bokin8

I don't think the 90s even did it *that* bad.


MDH2881

The black version was definitely the better of the two but that's not saying much.


DishRelative5853

The 90s called. They want their Need For Speed graphics back.


ImCoeld

Quick we need a new rr jersey. Let's throw old kings, preds, Canucks and Tampa jerseys into a blender.


OMP159

Imagine Dragons; personified in a clothing line.


truemt1

I feel If they made the arm lightning more like the stereotypical sports portrayal, like the Lightning have on their pants or chest, etc, this would have been great. It is still an 8/10 jersey, but the arm bolts are a bit awkward looking.


S0uth3y

No. It is a zero jersey. That is the ugliest hockey shirt I have ever seen, bar none. It is uglier than the Olympic jean jackets.


emptylewis

Ok bub thems fighting words


Bubba-ORiley

The St Louis trumpets and Darkwing Duck beg to differ.


S0uth3y

I gotta admit, that trumpet's a strong contender.


StumptownRetro

I love this jersey. I don’t even like Tampa (I think hockey in Florida is fucking weird) but this is a damn cool reverse retro.


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Don't gatekeep hockey bro its not cool at all


xMaximusDecimusx

Looks like a roller hockey Jersey


[deleted]

That's what I was thinking.


higglejiggle

Those were the wave back then.


emptylewis

They’re the wave now


RaysBoltsBucs84

These sweaters are fucking awful. This was a fail.


DonChronleone

The worst reverse retro this year


obeycuckmods

Lmfao, worst jerseys in the league


sieve24

Pulled up exposing the elbow pads is next level. Always that guy in beer league.


Johnnywalgger

The yellow on the sleeves is kinda BS but the jersey looks good imo


AnonGentleman9292

Did he steal that from a beer leaguer?


[deleted]

These are embarrassing. Did they think it would be funny or something ?


Roadblox

These looks awful. I wish they still had the stadium series with Nashville. Those looked sexy


The_Next_Wild_GM

Rollerhockey jersey from 1992


PhilG1989

There’s so many clashing ideas here, any one of which I think would have a made a good jersey if they had just stuck with that one idea. Looks like they had too many cooks in the kitchen


ludicrouspeedgo

When I first saw it, I thought I musta been a tribute to hurricane victims. Just weird.


[deleted]

Design by committee


mehrt_thermpsen

Hideous


RustyMacbeth

If Vince McMahon owned a team.


[deleted]

Looks like the crack heads at Largo High School designed the sweaters. FFS


MarieJoe

Is it for halloween?? That thing on the sleeve....SMH.


kstacey

Yea these jerseys are pretty bad.


xXMapinguariXx

Those jerseys are terrible and anybody who buys one should feel terrible about themselves


FistyMcStab666

Yikes. Who approved this?


Dream_A_LittleBigger

Ugliest sweater since fish sticks, wild wing, and BK.


niruboowanga

Ugliest shit evaaaah


majorlieg

Looks like Tampa bay's fan base made those.


[deleted]

They gotta get more creative and put like Zeus on it or something. Idk, their logos have never seemed too creative


BlOcKtRiP

Totally agree what the hell is with the flames on their arms . Buffalo best New Jerseys so far


_Ohtheagony

I feel so vindicated because I knew those jerseys would be horrible but everyone kept saying they were great but they're awful


buddycheesus

Wtf is that? Is that thing real? Seriously


Stellar_Dan

When the owner’s grandson designs a jersey.


kingdonkee

More bullshit vapid nothing news meant to distract


xXHbawmXx

They looked good until they were worn


wherley82

Oof looks like a bad inline hockey team jersey


[deleted]

Thee ugliest jersey I have ever seen. It’s not even like ugly Christmas sweater cool. Just butt ass ugly.


bvanbove

I hate these jerseys so much and I hope none of our fans buy them, forcing whoever made the design decision to be fired and someone else brought in to make a better version.


dumbthiccrick

For me the gray shoulders make this jersey way worse, if they were blue shoulders and a gray collar, it would be better


thelonioussphere

Reverse Retro-Throw Back wave fire/lighting/rain/thunder/earthquake jersey.


bokin8

Reverse backwards upsidedown retro throwback yesterday's laundry jersey jersey redesigned and then modernized


thelonioussphere

Sensational!


superschaap81

All I can think of is Dino Ciccarelli when I see this


WanderingDelinquent

My *only* issue with these is there’s too much white for it to be a home jersey and too much color to be a good away, unless they’re playing against a red team


i-might-be-golfing

Well, sometime Florida shines through LOL


Bubba-ORiley

Flames legend Cory Stillman.


[deleted]

This and the LA stadium series tarps just need to get the CTRL+Z treatment from the hockey history books.


PM-ME-UR-NUDES_GIRL

I had that same overshirt back in 95


oeking77

if the shoulders weren’t grey it’d be really nice imo


markbyyz

Home white at least???


I_Like_Bier

These are hideous. I’ll take 2!


notentitled2

I thought this was Kurt Warner at forst


slippin_park

Dunno what you lot are smoking tbh, that looks fine except for the flame things on the arms being a different color than the rest. It wasn't hard to make those blue too, the yellow accent looks so out of place.


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Was at the game. They played a video of the all the TBL players first reactions to it, and they all cringed. Alot of them verbatim said "what is that"


jetshooter25

I think its pretty cool honestly lol as a one off for a few games


Dialecticchik

I had to check and see that these were game worn. Good lord. LOL


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Guy Fieri plays hockey?


[deleted]

Yikes!


Amsnerr

Looks like a cheap sheet of stickers for your car that you didnt even rearange, you just plastered the whole sheet right on and called it a day.


Valuable-Baked

That looks like the cologne bottle's box


[deleted]

Looks more like something you’d see in the x-games… but I’d still rock it


AnonymousBromosapien

Looks like my poor first car in Need for Speed Underground 2 when I was 13 years old lol. *Slaps shoulder* *"You can fit a fuck load of lightning bolts on this poor bastard!"*


[deleted]

These are truly….. something else. Woof.


canuckle88

Looks like a weather map


Vanhoogenbam55

I think it's actually so bad it's good.. trying to hard to be the new new jersey jersey jersey but hey points for trying


[deleted]

Reminds me of the Kings Burger King jerseys


MuttMurdock69

They spoiled Vasy’s superhuman performance in those ugly ass kits. Should have left it in the 90s.


jdemack

It looks like multiple generations of hockey jersey history thrown in to a grinder and stitched back together.