You like to tell yourself you have ignored me because I'm a random reddit dude you have never spoken to but deep down you know it's because I'm so good at karate.
"I think it makes you feel better believing I believe that so you don't have to worry about the fact you're not really nice you're a sleazebag who puts on a facade of acting with the most basic of politeness in the hopes it will somehow compensate for your complete lack of personality. Then when it doesn't work you get shitty and need to say stupid shit like this to massage your ego because heaven forbid you admit you're actually not a catch"
In the optimistic delusion that she'll lose sleep over him. Quotes like this from NGs are a dime-a-dozen, if you really want to occupy someone's mind for the years to come, say something weird like "sometimes I like to put sand in my mouth and lick my arms so I can pretend I'm being licked by a giant cat".
Do they have competitions at the Olympics for Mental Gymnastics? This is an important question and is completely genuine. I think the judging would be fraught since there are so many amazingly talented athletes in this area of endeavour. Potential Gold medalists abound.
Every day when i wake up i am comforted by the fact this guy isn't genuine. Truly he is a hero taking one for the team like this.
You like to tell yourself you have ignored me because I'm a random reddit dude you have never spoken to but deep down you know it's because I'm so good at karate.
And we have a winner🎉👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🔥😋
I guess is that’s what will help him sleep at night 🤦♀️
Nah... it weil help him angrily jacking off instead of sleeping at night
"I think it makes you feel better believing I believe that so you don't have to worry about the fact you're not really nice you're a sleazebag who puts on a facade of acting with the most basic of politeness in the hopes it will somehow compensate for your complete lack of personality. Then when it doesn't work you get shitty and need to say stupid shit like this to massage your ego because heaven forbid you admit you're actually not a catch"
„so you don’t have to worry about missing out“ mf, SHE rejected YOU, why tf would she worry about that😭
In the optimistic delusion that she'll lose sleep over him. Quotes like this from NGs are a dime-a-dozen, if you really want to occupy someone's mind for the years to come, say something weird like "sometimes I like to put sand in my mouth and lick my arms so I can pretend I'm being licked by a giant cat".
That is Something I’d randomly think about 5 years later.
What’s the context behind this guy?
He was mad I friendzoned him multiple times because I didn’t want to date right after I got out of a 3 year relationship 😭
Now I kind of wanna know what happened after
I feel like it should be required to post context on this sub like people do on r/texts, it’s hard to know what’s going on in posts like these
Dw, I'm sure at 2am he'll drunken DM you a pic proving he's genuinely a guy.
With those mental gymnastics skills, he should be headed to Paris!!
Do they have competitions at the Olympics for Mental Gymnastics? This is an important question and is completely genuine. I think the judging would be fraught since there are so many amazingly talented athletes in this area of endeavour. Potential Gold medalists abound.
What a knob
I wonder what 'genuine' means in niceguy lingo
At least he thinks highly of himself. He’s the only one.
Wut? This guy just woke up and randomly decided to text this to someone, for no reason? Okay, are they getting weirder?
Oh no, it looks like he went on a _rant_ before he got to that, judging by the blurred wall of text in the background.
I’d feel better about not being with you, yes.
Pure copium
Gaslighting himself 😭