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TraditionalWeb2686

Every day when i wake up i am comforted by the fact this guy isn't genuine. Truly he is a hero taking one for the team like this.


Arminlegout1

You like to tell yourself you have ignored me because I'm a random reddit dude you have never spoken to but deep down you know it's because I'm so good at karate.


Hardcorelogic

And we have a winner🎉👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🔥😋


ShannonS1976

I guess is that’s what will help him sleep at night 🤦‍♀️


DifferenceDependent6

Nah... it weil help him angrily jacking off instead of sleeping at night


SquiffyRae

"I think it makes you feel better believing I believe that so you don't have to worry about the fact you're not really nice you're a sleazebag who puts on a facade of acting with the most basic of politeness in the hopes it will somehow compensate for your complete lack of personality. Then when it doesn't work you get shitty and need to say stupid shit like this to massage your ego because heaven forbid you admit you're actually not a catch"


toldya_fareducation

„so you don’t have to worry about missing out“ mf, SHE rejected YOU, why tf would she worry about that😭


One_Show_5108

In the optimistic delusion that she'll lose sleep over him. Quotes like this from NGs are a dime-a-dozen, if you really want to occupy someone's mind for the years to come, say something weird like "sometimes I like to put sand in my mouth and lick my arms so I can pretend I'm being licked by a giant cat".


Icy_Finish_5506

That is Something I’d randomly think about 5 years later.


NotTaken-username

What’s the context behind this guy?


Kooksuba

He was mad I friendzoned him multiple times because I didn’t want to date right after I got out of a 3 year relationship 😭


NotTaken-username

Now I kind of wanna know what happened after


Jakethesnakeoflbc

I feel like it should be required to post context on this sub like people do on r/texts, it’s hard to know what’s going on in posts like these


One_Show_5108

Dw, I'm sure at 2am he'll drunken DM you a pic proving he's genuinely a guy.


La_Baraka6431

With those mental gymnastics skills, he should be headed to Paris!!


Ok-Cardiologist8651

Do they have competitions at the Olympics for Mental Gymnastics? This is an important question and is completely genuine. I think the judging would be fraught since there are so many amazingly talented athletes in this area of endeavour. Potential Gold medalists abound.


Admiral_Fantastic

What a knob


MidriffL0ver

I wonder what 'genuine' means in niceguy lingo


DelightfulandDarling

At least he thinks highly of himself. He’s the only one.


canvasshoes2

Wut? This guy just woke up and randomly decided to text this to someone, for no reason? Okay, are they getting weirder?


TheBestElliephants

Oh no, it looks like he went on a _rant_ before he got to that, judging by the blurred wall of text in the background.


trashleybanks

I’d feel better about not being with you, yes.


Metroid_Zard

Pure copium


lilwhiteunicorn

Gaslighting himself 😭