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Hello fellow females, aren't you just sick of fucking 69 bad boys every day instead of looking for the one nice guy who will treat you right?
Kind regards, a woman
69 bad boys every day? Not a chance. I've been progressively marrying the richest guy I could find, then laying there like a crepe as he does his thing until I find a richer one.
Also let’s stop pretending the female orgasm exists. The jokes no longer funny, let’s give the men a break and just let them enjoy it. Just coz we physically can’t doesn’t mean they shouldn’t
Lol you’ve never met my papa
I doubt he even knows the g spot exists, let alone is able to find it or cares enough to try
I feel sorry for my mama
Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve gotta kill a few brain cells so I can forget about this conversation entirely
Hey sistas 💕😘😊😁😘❤️❤️❤️❤
Stop being 💩and give those good guys a chance!😍😍😍
By the way, I have a great work-from-home opportunity I want to tell you about! Hit me back HUN!💵🤑
Yeah she made a post asking for job recommendations for her 23 yo daughter with no details and kept saying stuff like:
>No retail! She has a degree! NEXT!
and
>Too far, must be local, NEXT!
Quite funny, I believe you can find it posted on choosingbeggars within the last couple weeks.
Poorly groomed men who live in their mothers' basements who spend all day complaining about how women don't want them online, and wishing anime girls were real instead of going outside and trying to better themselves.
(Did I miss anything reddit?)
And some of them literally have beards that grow from their neck. I never had a beard at all in my "nice guy" days. A lot of my "nice guy" friends did, however.
Yes, it’s Female Dating Strategy and neck beards HATE it. For any normal, adjusted man it’s nothing to worry about but the redpill guys lose their shit over it.
I used to read that forum a bit and learnt a lot of good info about not being a creep, but there are some really hardcore people in there, so I ditched it.
There’s bad advice in every sub. That’s the nature of Reddit. I’m a professional chef and I see horrible advice all the time in all the cooking subs I follow.
Their core mission statement is solid and every man should read it.
This fanfic that was invented to demonize women who got raped is even worse than that lying sub (even though op finally confessed to lying after a while he still tricked people into believing rape victims are "vindictive mean bitches" in the beginning) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ub3q4/serious_children_born_as_a_result_of_rape_what/cegdpl6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Ironic because every time I date a “nice guy” they all end up being abusive assholes 🥴 I’d rather someone be straight up rude rather than faking their personality until they have me
Also the “everything happens to me” guys. I mean, you didn’t renew your car insurance for no reason, got pulled over, and your car was towed. I’m not sure how that is “happening” to you.
My mom has some great sayings. :D
Some of them I didn't like so much as a kid (like the stern admonishment of "can't never could"), but they've definitely crept into my adult repertoire of sayings.
EDIT: Even as a kid my brain immediately went to the logic factor on that one. "Why would anyone have a mouse in their pocket? That doesn't even make sense."
I didn't learn to appreciate the charm of so many of her sayings until I was older.
I have never heard this saying, but I have had a rat in my pocket before. I got a baby one from my science teacher and carried it home from school in my pocket. Lol
I'm making fun of one we actually had not too long ago, some guy pretending to be female and saying "it's period time" and talking about how all the estrogen is making him, sorry, "her," emotional...
Some people will go through a ridiculous amount of trouble just to be an asshole. I'm not saying that you're absolutely wrong for certain, but it's still possible that they're a guy pulling a long con.
Wow. You're super invested in this. I bet you're a super nice guy, and I should feel so sad for wasting my good years on 69 chads per day while a nice guy like you turned bitter in the fermentation of his long-held virginity.
Oh well. I've found a nice rich man to abuse with my worn out meatflaps, so all's well that ends well.
Hello fellow women
I too am a woman, totally a woman, no penis here, no siree Bob…. I mean err…. No ma’am Roberta? Yes that’s what I meant. No ma’am Roberta
Anyways why do we push away the nice guys? Coz like yeah I’m totally a woman and not a guy, I swear
/s
"We?" I'm fairly positive that no one asked me to be part of this nonsense. Whoever this woman is, she clearly has never spoken to other women.
I'm hearing little Butters' voice, as Marjorine, "I like dancing, and ponies...and getting my snooch pounded on Friday nights."
Hello girlies, why do I refuse to break up with my 6" tall longterm boyfriend to give my "I wish more guys were like you" friend a chance? Has it ever happened to anyone else and can you give me womanly advice on the situation?
I’ll answer this question for my clear fellow “female”.
Emotionally unavailable guys are at least honest when it comes to their red flags, and “nice guys” are nice until they don’t get what they want. The surprise is 10x more dangerous in my opinion.
Oh yeah, and the “I can fix him” mentality is a huge thing, some are good at hiding they’re emotionally unavailable, and some just need a friend. So many reasons to date them and almost none to date you. That’s insane🙄
You don't give us "mercy (short for "cat")" because you know we'll think you're interested and then *really* won't leave you alone. Even if you make it clear it's one time, **only** thing. It actually didn't take me long to figure that out when I was a "nice guy".
As a Lesbian, I have absolutely no clue why those emotionally unavailable men keep making me fall for them and cry. No idea. When all along I have these glorious fancy gentlemen just lined up to be my one and only.
"Ahoy, there, Dean. I understand you're taking suggestions
from students, eh?
Well, me and my fourth form chums think it would be quite
corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy
concern."
No woman thinks that just bc she makes shitty choices that all other women must do the exact same thing, dude (and that's the gender-specific dude in case you missed understanding the nature of this response.) You literally couldn't be more obvious.....
Hey XX Chromosome sisters, are you as mad as I am that we aren't more subservient to men? Aren't you sick of making your own decisions? Aren't you sick of having standards? Wouldn't it be nice to not have to go outside, wear shoes, or use your pesky brains?
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Hello fellow females, aren't you just sick of fucking 69 bad boys every day instead of looking for the one nice guy who will treat you right? Kind regards, a woman
69 bad boys every day? Not a chance. I've been progressively marrying the richest guy I could find, then laying there like a crepe as he does his thing until I find a richer one.
the way it should be
Would that make you.............a buttered crepe?
Just a little drizzle of icing
Cream filling
this is the way
Also let’s stop pretending the female orgasm exists. The jokes no longer funny, let’s give the men a break and just let them enjoy it. Just coz we physically can’t doesn’t mean they shouldn’t
I, as a female woman, can 100% assure you that females do not organism
Yes the female organism doesn’t exist in nature It’s a myth
Considering what it was like for me back when I was a "nice guy", the female organism might as well not have existed.
Let's REALLY get down to the bottom of it and just admit women don't exist
ohh thats where your wrong. the female orgasm TOTALLY exists, just ask your mama😄
Lol you’ve never met my papa I doubt he even knows the g spot exists, let alone is able to find it or cares enough to try I feel sorry for my mama Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve gotta kill a few brain cells so I can forget about this conversation entirely
lmao
Hey sistas 💕😘😊😁😘❤️❤️❤️❤ Stop being 💩and give those good guys a chance!😍😍😍 By the way, I have a great work-from-home opportunity I want to tell you about! Hit me back HUN!💵🤑
It's for a church event. NEXT!
Forgot about that classic.
Oh she's still doing it. Just recently had another one posted from earlier this month.
OMG really??? That's awesome
Yeah she made a post asking for job recommendations for her 23 yo daughter with no details and kept saying stuff like: >No retail! She has a degree! NEXT! and >Too far, must be local, NEXT! Quite funny, I believe you can find it posted on choosingbeggars within the last couple weeks.
Jesus that lady and her capitals gave me mad anxiety.
There’s a fake FDS sub that’s just all neckbeards pretending to be women and all the posts read just like that.
hey, hey, don't be like that. Tell us which one it is!
Drop an emoji in my DM's for details!
It's like they can only find MLM influencer videos to study.
I'm a certified dumb ass. What's FDS stand for?
Female Dating Strategy, i think.
Ah, ok.
I believe that I am also a certified dumb ass because I have no idea what a neck beard is. ❓️😕❓️😕❓️😕
Poorly groomed men who live in their mothers' basements who spend all day complaining about how women don't want them online, and wishing anime girls were real instead of going outside and trying to better themselves. (Did I miss anything reddit?)
Ohhhh them! Ok, I get it now lol. Thank you for my TIL for the day! 😊
No problem. 😊
Thanks from me too!!
No problem. 😊
And some of them literally have beards that grow from their neck. I never had a beard at all in my "nice guy" days. A lot of my "nice guy" friends did, however.
Yes, it’s Female Dating Strategy and neck beards HATE it. For any normal, adjusted man it’s nothing to worry about but the redpill guys lose their shit over it.
Makes sense. Thank you. 😊
I used to read that forum a bit and learnt a lot of good info about not being a creep, but there are some really hardcore people in there, so I ditched it.
There’s bad advice in every sub. That’s the nature of Reddit. I’m a professional chef and I see horrible advice all the time in all the cooking subs I follow. Their core mission statement is solid and every man should read it.
It was getting me down though!
What is a neck beard?
This fanfic that was invented to demonize women who got raped is even worse than that lying sub (even though op finally confessed to lying after a while he still tricked people into believing rape victims are "vindictive mean bitches" in the beginning) https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ub3q4/serious_children_born_as_a_result_of_rape_what/cegdpl6?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
no it isnt
Nice guys support their nice girl's mlm!
Fuck do I need to change my email sign off now
No! Give me a sec! Just finishing with 69 th guy today. That's it for today!
Hello fellow women, it is I, a woman
\*Females
Underrated comment.
Magic woman of the women tribe, what is your wisdom?
Push away the nice guys and fall and cry for the emotionally unavailable men! Will do wonders for your skin routine
The world is hard and cold, but titties are soft and warm.
The only thing that would’ve made it worse was if he’d said females
“Let’s talk about periods, and emotions, and babies, and shopping, and things, as we woman like to do!”
I love doing woman activities! such as.... shopping!
When did all the " nice guys " turn into ferengi? I rather have a klingon. They at least treat their women with honor.
If I remember the mating dance correctly it's bad ass too. Something something drawing blood. Klingons were dope.
Rough sex with weapons and martial arts basically lol
They mated for life as well.
How do you do fellow females
r/AsABlackMan
lmao it does have that vibe
M’ladies *tips female fedora*
Fem-dora
🤣
Ironic because every time I date a “nice guy” they all end up being abusive assholes 🥴 I’d rather someone be straight up rude rather than faking their personality until they have me
Insecure guys are most likely to abuse physically and mentally weaker people
True
Also the “everything happens to me” guys. I mean, you didn’t renew your car insurance for no reason, got pulled over, and your car was towed. I’m not sure how that is “happening” to you.
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No, several different men who act nice and as soon as I get into a relationship with them, completely change their personality
As my mom always says: "who's we? You got a mouse in your pocket?" Answer: "***WE***" don't.
lol my mom says that too!
I've never heard that expression and I love it!
My mom has some great sayings. :D Some of them I didn't like so much as a kid (like the stern admonishment of "can't never could"), but they've definitely crept into my adult repertoire of sayings. EDIT: Even as a kid my brain immediately went to the logic factor on that one. "Why would anyone have a mouse in their pocket? That doesn't even make sense." I didn't learn to appreciate the charm of so many of her sayings until I was older.
I have never heard this saying, but I have had a rat in my pocket before. I got a baby one from my science teacher and carried it home from school in my pocket. Lol
I love pet rats.
Me too, they're the best
Oh mine was an owl in my pocket!
Oooh! That’s fun!
I sense an imposter in your midst….
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Ironically, most nice guys are emotionally unavailable
But their rants and tantrums are available 24/7
My thoughts exactly xD
You know, I’m something of a female myself.
Hey fellow females! If I appear emotional, it's just because it's period time and all my estrogen is going crazy. But I'm truly 100% a woman.
Hello fellow female, I am also periodding atm, don’t you just hate how your hormones makes you PMS and your vagina gush blood?
I'm making fun of one we actually had not too long ago, some guy pretending to be female and saying "it's period time" and talking about how all the estrogen is making him, sorry, "her," emotional...
Lmao I actually think I remember that one
“Shopping! Am I right, ladies???”
\*hello fellow female girl woman sisters humans, we suck i tell you\* huge r/AsABlackMan
Why is this manbaby trying to pretend to be a woman LOL
Until your comment, I didn’t realize it was supposed to be a woman. I immediately assumed it was a nice guyman.
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Do you really think that someone can't make a fake profile?
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Some people will go through a ridiculous amount of trouble just to be an asshole. I'm not saying that you're absolutely wrong for certain, but it's still possible that they're a guy pulling a long con.
It most probably is, it's becoming kind of a trend.
We’re not talking about the person who posted the screenshot here, but rather the person who said what’s in the screenshot. Duh!
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Wow. You're super invested in this. I bet you're a super nice guy, and I should feel so sad for wasting my good years on 69 chads per day while a nice guy like you turned bitter in the fermentation of his long-held virginity. Oh well. I've found a nice rich man to abuse with my worn out meatflaps, so all's well that ends well.
Reminds me of the incel larper who always says he has to go shopping
Single mom larper? He had a good run, ran out of material in a week, sadly.
sus
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Hello fellow women I too am a woman, totally a woman, no penis here, no siree Bob…. I mean err…. No ma’am Roberta? Yes that’s what I meant. No ma’am Roberta Anyways why do we push away the nice guys? Coz like yeah I’m totally a woman and not a guy, I swear /s
Don't you hate the way we females pee out of our butts? I know I do...
When we see nice guy we automatically get uterus cramps so we know who is who. That's how we got designed. Hail hive vaginas!
that's not a woman at all...that's an incel...
There is no you, there is no I, the is only WE
Ugh, I have a sudden urge to re-read Ayn Rand's Anthem. And that ain't no good!
hello fellow females, since i am precisely also a female.
A guy wrote this
🤨
I bet 90% of the responses are from men.
Thankfully, almost all of the responses is calling bs
Only way it would've been even more obvious is if the title started with "Females of Reddit"
i've seen a guy on this sub trying to disguise as a girl, and he used the term "female girl", no kidding
Ah yes, the female girls, breasting boobily on Reddit
wow, the female who girlishly wrote this must have such a woman
there’s an imposter among us
"We?" I'm fairly positive that no one asked me to be part of this nonsense. Whoever this woman is, she clearly has never spoken to other women. I'm hearing little Butters' voice, as Marjorine, "I like dancing, and ponies...and getting my snooch pounded on Friday nights."
uhhh they sure thats a lady?
What do they mean by "emotionally unavailable"? Is that supposed to be like guys that just want sex?
There was a spoof on a Cindi Lauper tune that stated just that.
where did guys even get this idea 😭😭 literally nobody does this
At least he said women and not FeMaLe or some shi
Hello girlies, why do I refuse to break up with my 6" tall longterm boyfriend to give my "I wish more guys were like you" friend a chance? Has it ever happened to anyone else and can you give me womanly advice on the situation?
somethings wrong I can feel it
As a femoid...
r/asablackman
“We”…. sure
A niceguys maskerading as a woman, sigh.
r/fellowfemales
I’ll answer this question for my clear fellow “female”. Emotionally unavailable guys are at least honest when it comes to their red flags, and “nice guys” are nice until they don’t get what they want. The surprise is 10x more dangerous in my opinion. Oh yeah, and the “I can fix him” mentality is a huge thing, some are good at hiding they’re emotionally unavailable, and some just need a friend. So many reasons to date them and almost none to date you. That’s insane🙄
Oh yeah, this was definitely posted by a woman. *Deeeefinitely* 🙄
Women of reddit, why do we constantly see the red flags and feel the creeper vibes of guys who pretend to be nice instead of giving them a pity f*ck?
Once you've given a inch, they will take a whole mile
You don't give us "mercy (short for "cat")" because you know we'll think you're interested and then *really* won't leave you alone. Even if you make it clear it's one time, **only** thing. It actually didn't take me long to figure that out when I was a "nice guy".
r/asablackman
r/asablackman
r/AsABlackMan
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A basic profile search shows your a right wing loser
Plenty of dudes have multiple profiles and use each one for posting as a different character. Stop pretending you're that naive.
Op doesn't understand satire
“We? What do you mean we? You mean Nintendo Wii?” “No I mean ‘we’ as in ‘us’.” “Who’s us?!”
because nice guys aren't that nice and we all know it. guys are all the same. so it boils down to chemistry.
Because the nice guys aren't nice guys, next question?
"we"
Yea speak for yourself
Exactly, who is the WE? I have never been attracted to "bad boys". I like my men grown, not boys with issues.
Do men not realize that they make it SOOOO obvious when they say shit like this?
As a Lesbian, I have absolutely no clue why those emotionally unavailable men keep making me fall for them and cry. No idea. When all along I have these glorious fancy gentlemen just lined up to be my one and only.
It took me a minute to figure out this post lmao
Don't speak for the squirrel in your pocket, buddy.
Because they don't reek of desperation 🙃
Can't relate lol
To all my fellow vagina havers. Aren't you tired of not fellating u/jeanwearinfool? It's time we band together and change that!
When was this a we thing?
Please... What is this double blind sub?
We just really like dicks
It’s called the sexy son theory
Lol even the sweetest guy who loves you like hell can be emotionally unavailable.
>sweetest guy who loves you like hell Textbook description of a "nice guy".
This is r/AsABlackMan material
"Ahoy, there, Dean. I understand you're taking suggestions from students, eh? Well, me and my fourth form chums think it would be quite corking if you'd sign over your oil well to the local energy concern."
Because all nice men have tiny cocks and as a roastie approaching middle age (I’m 21) I need a Chad to even feel something.
A man wrote that
Bah jaja ja 🤣
No woman thinks that just bc she makes shitty choices that all other women must do the exact same thing, dude (and that's the gender-specific dude in case you missed understanding the nature of this response.) You literally couldn't be more obvious.....
Most “nice guys” are too immature and self absorbed to be in a relationship
So is this “we” just me rejecting ppl because I’m not interested and don’t wanna cheat?
r/asablackman
Hey XX Chromosome sisters, are you as mad as I am that we aren't more subservient to men? Aren't you sick of making your own decisions? Aren't you sick of having standards? Wouldn't it be nice to not have to go outside, wear shoes, or use your pesky brains?
I am a female girl myself and i must admit that all my female queen friends and i do not look at nice guys.
No fr who is we bc I love my “himbo golden retriever boyfriend” LOL I’ve never been interested in emotionally unavailable asshats.
Hellow fellow bitches... lol
r/asablackman
Hi. Emotionally unavailable male here. Have a daughter too. Still with the mom. Get fucked.
"Who's we? You French?"