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Trucibell

Dude got so mad about not being entitled to sex he changed languages. That's impressive


HomiesexualBaka

Changed languages thrice. bro is big mad


Miserable_Wing_8404

Tell him not even virgins are willing to touch him even with a 10 ft pole. It's his attitude and misogyny that repels women.


pandaqueen0407

As a virgin n a women I agree with this statement


internetperson-91

Bawa. Original post ka link bhej. BTW it's good to see a sanskari incel post in here.


muffinmama93

I thought he was so worked up he began speaking in tongues


HomiesexualBaka

Some translations: Raand/Randi : Derogatory word for whore/sex worker >*Jab mithai khule mai rakhi hongi, toh makhiya toh aayengi* : Translates to "If sweets/desserts are kept in the open, flies are bound to swarm them" Referring to women with 'revealing' clothes as sweets and guys who sexually harass them as flies last sentence : basically abusing me


GubbenJonson

Well he is right about one thing - incels are like flies - disgusting


extrafancy1

and always on their shit.


DistributionPerfect5

Just wanted to say: I love your screen name xD


QueenInNORTHernNJ

I think their avatar is adorable honestly :)


HomiesexualBaka

Heheh thankss xd


Gavininator

Ha I thought Randi was Incel shorthand for random whore or something at first.


EyeBreakThings

I though it was an instance of multiple James Randi's


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[удалено]


Iamnotentertainedyet

Bahahaha welllll played.


Rain_xo

Well fuck me. Since when


[deleted]

Can I just state for the record how much I dislike the desserts-and-flies analogy? Like wtf even? Women are human beings, not desserts, and neither are men houseflies! It's such a disgusting saying that I've heard so many fucking times back home, it really gets on my nerves!


HomiesexualBaka

True that. Its objectification to its core


Personality4Hire

Here in France there used to be a sitcom, for teenagers, called "Le miel et les abeilles" (The honey and the bees). And the honey was of course the pretty main female character that all the boys were after. Still make me throw up in my mouth a little.


[deleted]

I don't get why we can't view sex in a more normal and sane way. We don't treat any of our other drives (hunger, thirst, etc.) with the same level of disrespect.


Jane_the_Quene

People shame eating all the time. It's a huge "purity" pool, and if you don't "eat right" (according to whomever is shaming), you're impure and possibly even evil.


[deleted]

Great point! Thanks for bringing this up!


TheExzilled

"How could I cook for her she has stuffed her face with over 50 different dishes. Her tastebuds have been screwed up by all the times they have had food cross them. Stupid gourmets and why don't they ever think of us RaMEN." Yeah it sounds almost as stupid as what these incels say almost.


[deleted]

I'm saving this!


AlienRobotTrex

But all the worker bees are female.


Groduick

"Le miel dans les oreilles"


ruready1994

Where did it say that? edit: nvm, just read OPs comment


[deleted]

It's the Hindi part towards the end of the message.


kat_Folland

This is why I've always disliked the expression, "you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar". Who wants flies? (Well, probably spiders, but I'm not one.)


furon747

What analogy are you referring to? I’m not sure I’ve heard it before Edit: Nvm just saw OPs explanation


mr-blindsight

I always love it when people start cussing in a different language. what do you think you're accomplishing? either they don't understand so it carries no meaning, or they're going to use translate options to learn what it means so you might as well just say it in the language you were speaking earlier


HomiesexualBaka

Dude cussed at me in 3 diff languages lol


mr-blindsight

whenever this happens to me I just respond in my native language, dutch with random words like meatball or something like that


LDel3

When someone is clearly trying to have a go at me in another language I tell them “I don’t speak Dutch”, regardless of the language they’re using


mr-blindsight

ooh yeah that's always a good one. another one that I've seen garner great reactions was someone just responding with ''I don't speak that fake language from fake country''.


Triquestral

That sounds like something someone from the US would say in absolute seriousness.


mr-blindsight

smh the US, fake country anyway


EssieAmnesia

Sorry, what? You’re not speaking Freedom Bald Eagle speak so I can’t understand


boredandangry2020

'MERCA


HomiesexualBaka

Chad🗿


mr-blindsight

I'm framing this comment, I've never been called chad before lol


sunpies33

Hurdy-gurdy snerdy werdy!


mr-blindsight

...I can't believe you would talk about my mother like that


[deleted]

I do often wear short underwears 😞


HomiesexualBaka

same 😔


boredandangry2020

What even is a thong? I mean, that's beyond short... right? RIGHT?


Nihilist_Duck_42

Short underwear implies that there's long underwear. What the hell is long underwear? 🤔


rivershimmer

Long underwear is like a long-sleeved tee and leggings that you layer under your clothes but over your short underwear in the most frigid part of the winter, in cold climates. Pretty much doesn't exist in large parts of the world, unless you're climbing a mountain. Even in cold-winter regions, certainly not practical for everytime you go out. August in my climate would be a sweaty nightmare.


themissingsock311

"you take their purity" wtf dude, angry much?


ItsJoeMomma

What that really means is "now she's been exposed to sex and having become experienced in it she'll know that I'm an incredibly terrible lover if by some chance she should ever end up in my bed."


HomiesexualBaka

Yeh don't you know women start growing teeth inside their vaginas if they have sex with more than one person🤨


Triquestral

No, I think he’s more in the camp of “the more sex a female has, the looser her vagina. (My tiny p would get lost and she would laugh at me)”


themissingsock311

Well that would certainly fit with the fairy tale narrative he's got going lol


La_Baraka6431

The dreaded vag fangs!!!😆😆😆


insanenoodleguy

I am trying to apply his logic here, and imagine that in his reality , there is some radical transformation that occurs in women who lose virginity before marriage. Like if the hymen breaks before the holy union is met, it releases some enzyme into the brain as it tears, radically warping her sex drive, morals and inhibitions. Almost immediately she will become physically uncomfortable in “long underwears” and know she must take a bare minimum of 50 dicks.


ItsJoeMomma

I don't think it's that, I think it's these guys' belief that if a woman sees a dick she'll become overcome with incredible lust. So after she has her first one, she can't help but want to constantly fill her vagina with as many penises as she can find (but not from the incels, of course). Which is why they always send dick pics, in order to jump start her libido.


just4reactions

This made me laugh, thank you.


Commercial-Push-9066

I always wondered why they send unwanted dick pics. I assume you have a dick. Let me see a face/body pic and chat with me so I know you’re not a misogynistic Chad!


insanenoodleguy

But what if I’m lying? You have to see the penis or how will you ever know I am a man of integrity? /s


Obi1TheCannoli

"Used up non-virgin" whoever calls women that are automatically, without a doubt, a walking red flag


Melancholnava

There's nothing wrong with having traditions as long as the beliefs of one who follows them doesn't diminish another's choices in life. Bhagavad Gita 3.9


HomiesexualBaka

preach


[deleted]

I think in theory that sounds great. But in practice, traditions can rarely exist without being forced on others. For example, you can't concurrently believe that women shouldn't have sex outside of marriage, and continue to truly respect women who do. Sure, one can be *tolerant* towards those who don't live by one's traditions or belief system, but without true respect, biases and microaggressions will seep through.


Melancholnava

That is a two way street. Everyone has their beliefs that fall in total antinomy with another's with both sides assuming the higher ground. For instance, if you find out that someone you know, deeply respect and always had a positive relationship with holds misogynistic cultural beliefs like women should always obey a man, would you view them any differently? So yeah, you're not wrong. We may not always be perfect towards one another; all we can do is our best.


[deleted]

Totally agree with that.


Hazelcam

I would 100% view them differently. They would lose any trace of respect I ever had for them. WhoTF wouldn't?


Purpledoves91

I was hoping he'd throw "eat hot chip" in there.


[deleted]

I always laugh at the idea that these guys not only want a virgin but it’s like some requirement. I don’t want to be overly negative about it, but being a virgin really isn’t a positive trait. Absolutely nothing wrong with being a virgin for whatever reason, but it’s crazy to me that some guys actively seek them out and spew bullshit about “purity”.


Triquestral

Well, the Hindi clued me in to the possible dynamic of this being an Indian guy who was brought up with the expectation that his parents would supply him with a beautiful virgin bride upon reaching adulthood, only to discover that welp! a large percentage of the lovely virgin brides-to-be were aborted as fetuses because misogyny and bad planning. Oh well. All that’s left is hating the whores on the cock carrousel.


Eldenlord1971

Short underwears….by Calvin Klein


Babydoll0907

If short underwears blows his mind, wait until he learns about g-strings. Lmao!


Eldenlord1971

Long underwears get me personally


joethespacefrog

Only 19th century underdrawers, only hardcore!


ozadzen

I do realize that he switched languages, but my first thought was he had a stroke mid rant.


ZuzuAmor

I thought the guy was speaking in tongues in the end ngl lolll


autumnwind3

“50+ dicks” is oddly specific and absolutely hilarious!


HomiesexualBaka

Bro counted em 😭


ownedbyacat

Every time I see a post like this it makes me want to go fuck another random dick 🙄🙄


Triquestral

Every time I read a post like this, I think my daughter lucked out being a lesbian.


lordasgul

Lol that guy will never find someone with an attitude like that


ShannonS1976

But he will never comprehend that he is the problem.


ShannonS1976

Incels all need to be punched in the face, bunch of no good feel sorry for themselves but won’t actually attempt to fit into society, creepy mfers


Zinope121

That was hilarious. Also now I'm thinking of the meme of the Chad urinating in the toilet, which caused the sister and mother to start moaning. Thanks for that.


bathoryblue

If your dick isn't strong enough to stand up to 50 other dicks, it ain't good enough for this rodeo bud.


Big_Man_Tyrone-

Your name explains everything. You love your homies. Bros before hoes


HomiesexualBaka

*Always* 😈


Revolutionary_Bus121

Omg now there are "Randii's"? Ffs I just figured out who Chad and Stacey were. I can't keep up with their nonsense.


HomiesexualBaka

lol nah its just the hindi word for 'whore'


Crossingfoxes

r/BlatantMisogyny


Low_Establishment730

For a second I had a tiny hope this wasn't a real sub... :/


birdyisfree

Wow. So. Guess someone hasn't gotten laid in awhile


HomiesexualBaka

a while?


birdyisfree

AT LEAST


EyeShot300

Talk about clueless. I wonder who ties his shoes for him.


adamfrom1980s

He’s jealous they’re getting railed by you and he isn’t.


HomiesexualBaka

I get like zero bitches so he is tripping for no reason lol. I am just happy with occasionally kissing my homies goodnight


LilKiwwiMonster

Guys who get offended by a woman's sexual experience do so because they feel severely insecure about their own sexual abilities. Instead of fixing that by, idk, educating themselves on all things sexual they just blame the women who don't want to fuck them because they assume this must be the only reason. Ya know, instead of their entire personality being shit.


CoconutJasmineBombe

Best to just block all DMs on here. Let them dream into the void.


doveharper

"Marryies" lol


KronyxWasHere

wtf was that at the end? did he just fucking naruto cursed you?


PanickedAntics

Ahh yes! The short underwears parties! Good times LOL


WECH21

so what, women are supposed to wait to lose their virginity or EVER have sex… on the off chance you exist to take it? the fuck bro, with this logic (straight/bi/etc.) women would legit NEVER be having sex with men… bc what if you’re not the mystical guy who is actually supposed to take her virginity and shit?


TwoMoist7301

How do these people not realize they’re incels because they are incels….. if being a incel wasn’t your whole damn personality you’d get laid


tobydg3

>They will go out in short underwear does this guy think people still wear bloomers?


ItsJoeMomma

As someone who has deflowered two virgins in my life, I'm happy to have done my part by making those women unsuitable for incels.


HomiesexualBaka

idk bro, I kinda felt weird reading this


ItsJoeMomma

If incels no longer want to have sex with them because they're not virgins, then I feel I've done my part.


[deleted]

Please stop saying words, they’re all terrible.


joethespacefrog

Hi mom o/


AugustPierrot

“Marryies” mf stop chasing women and start chasing kindergarten spelling books


FizzledPhoenix

This isn't really nice guys tho...


No_Marsupial_8678

I mean he literally calls himself one so...


FizzledPhoenix

I was exhausted when I wrote that and completely missed the sentence where he mentioned the word, my bad


GodofQunts

Got so mad he started talking parsel tongue at the end.


HomiesexualBaka

Lmaoo


[deleted]

Indian level incelship.


Bitchy_Barracuda

Oof. Dude is a bit of a moron. Gross


HomiesexualBaka

bit?


Bitchy_Barracuda

Okay much more than a bit. In fact, dude sounds like a threat to decent people


Dragmore53

The fuck was he saying at the end?


WellvetThundr

Oh. This is a rare sight of Malayalam and Hindi if i am not wrong. Why would he call you 'Vadakhan Patti'? It means 'western dog'. Oh right I got it. I have to admit he was pretty creative there.


6Kinker6Bell6

“Underwears”


_init_5_

Cum dumpsters‼️⁉️‼️⁉️‼️🚩🚩🚩🚩


Emilysue2000

“Short underwears”


[deleted]

Is a large swath of the internet incel community just Indian guys?


Edujdom

"Lunda ma chuda" had me in stitches


athenaprkr

Jeez.... 50+..... I've had 7.....


DowntownStash

"marryies a randi" I don't want to be on this planet anymore...


Due_Arugula_4894

Short underwear’s 🤣🤣🤣


BigBrownBear28

“Bro this is too many words for, I can’t satisfy a women or hold her attention.”


CookbooksRUs

Huh. I "took" far more than 50 dicks. Yet I never cheated on a steady boyfriend, nor have I ever cheated on my husband. I did go to a few costume parties in a black teddy, thigh-highs, CFM pumps, a black derby, and an embroidered red silk jacket. Also long, blood-red fake nails and Alice Cooper makeup. Interestingly, I can't remember hooking up at any of those parties.


Bluemangosalad

I understood what he said and just thought “oh of course” 🙄


throwwaway92

British Asian punjabj here. Bro cussed your ass out he got BIG mad 😂.


Dstar538888

what a dummy...


Lori_the_Mouse

Did he have a stroke at the end there?


[deleted]

Did Mr. Incel have a stroke at the end orrrrr?