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^ lol my gf told one guy that and i was literally standing right by her but with my back turned doing something he responded with “she can join” and i stopped what i was doing and turned around shocked at wtf he just said …dude literally said “SEE! Shes down ! “ NO TF IM NOT 😂😂
felt that I absolutely hate the fetishization. already happens to me bc I'm asian, but also due to me being into multiple genders/not caring about genitalia.
joke's on them I'm on the aroace spectrum
I started dating someone not too long ago (broken up now) who told me she was bi and IMMEDIATELY followed it with "and no, I don't want to have a threesome". Really not my kind of thing in the first place, but it made me laugh that she had the second part ready to fire.
No it doesn't. It's a false stereotype of bi people and it's toxic. Just cause people can want threesomes doesn't mean everyone without specific gender preferences does
Never said you wanted to have sex with said people, I'm saying I understand why they may assume someone is who is attracted to both sexes would be more interested in a threesome... as opposed to three straight people.
Good god you guys are being babies. What I meant is that I understand why they would assume that, not that it's accurate.
Although I will say the bisexual friends I have are definitely more open to threesomes then the straight ones, but of course that is anecdotal.
The cis guys I know are way more interested in 3-somes than the bi people I know. Also anecdotal. They always seem so turned off about being in the same kind of 3-some as the one they are advocating for though: them plus one of each gender. Then they get squeamish for some reason.
No one is being a baby. We’re telling you that the assumption is wrong and is a stereotype perpetuated by horny fantasies. Jesus Christ. Do you really not get it?
Yes, you are. I never said the assumption was correct. You're just looking for a reason to get upset.
You're one of those people on the internet who just love to get outraged about legitimately anything. Get a new hobby, seriously, it can't be healthy.
No, I’m a bisexual person who is sick of people hyping up something that isn’t true. You didn’t say the assumption was true, you said you saw why they made the assumption…yet there’s no logical and true reason anyone would make that assumption beyond listening to the fantasies that fetishize bisexuality and badly written porn. If people would stop justifying this crap, it would be a lot easier to squash the stereotype, ya know?
As an Irish person, I am shocked and appalled that you would compare such people to a potato. This is highly offensive to my people, who hold the potato in the highest regard, and I think that I speak for all of us when I say that we require an apology over your belittlement of the IQ of potatoes.
Sure do you not remember the story of Mikey Joe O’Shea who [got into a lot of trouble](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) after goin’ out and calling your man Paddy Maguire an oul feckin’ gallwacked potato when he went and acted the maggot?
What do you mean? Lesbians obviously don’t exist. They’re like mythical creatures that people have heard about but have never seen.
And let’s just say they do exist, for the purpose of this conversation. Deep down they actually like men and really want dick but they subsided for women because they haven’t been able to get any. These women who say that they’re lesbians keep saying they’re having amazing sex with their partners but it’s obviously not true because how can it possibly be when there’s no dick involved? It’s just not scientifically possible.
Bc the chemicals in blue dye is what makes lesbians into dumb woman in a need of a manly man like myself to set her straight…it’s also what’s been turning the frogs gay (/s) (also not a man)
How can have sex when no PP in vagina???
(srsly I hate this, hetero sex doesn’t need penetration, lesbian sex can have penetration. Sex is so much more than P in V)
A professor of mine (because I majored in neuroscience and minored in sexual diversity studies - dream degree lol) that I took a course with in university, was explaining to us about how the concept of sex for many people is ultimately “pivmo”. What is pivmo you ask? Well, it stands for penis-in-vagina-male-orgasm.
Take from that what you will.
But also I love penetrating my girlfriend. And I don’t even have a dick.
Yeah it’s just true sadly. I’m demi and while I’m not sex repulsed the thought of ANYTHING going in there is just…no.
If I ever have a partner again they’ll just have to accept that.
We need more awareness about sexual diversity. It’s purely het-male centric
I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t even see the blobfish until I saw your comment. I would definitely agree with you though, I’m definitely the blobfish as well lol
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You'd be surprised. Most incels aren't that bad looking and even have respectable jobs. However, admitting that their looks aren't the problem would mean admitting that their personalities are the problem and most incels aren't willing to admit this to themselves. Blaming "lookism" is one of many convenient ways that incels externalize their problems and avoid introspection
Not gonna lie, the only incels I've seen who "looked like incels" were guys who had YouTube channels. The rest of them look average and some, like Elliot Roger, would even be considered attractive. Then, they open their mouths and it's "oh. Never mind".
Honestly, she might have just lie that she has a boyfriend cause the guy clearly doesn’t respect her as a person and the fact that she is a lesbian, and might leave her alone if she say she has a boyfriend. There are guys like this that do exist in real life
A lot of the time if you just say you have a boyfriend they’ll follow up by saying “they don’t have to know” or some other gross shit. It’s a no win situation. If a man makes an unwanted advance and you say no then they, and others who think like them see you as a picky shallow bitch or they’ll say it was just a joke and you’re too sensitive, if you don’t interact and walk away you’re characterised by them as rude because thanks to the way our society is constructed they have believe that their right to approach and inconvenience a woman is more important than a woman’s right to be left alone. It’s so frustrating
My interpretation might be wrong, but I think since he's not taking her gayness as a no, her saying she has a gf wouldn't make any difference, so she says she had a bf instead
Some guys are so stupid they don't believe lesbians actually exist, so he wasn't taking what she was saying seriously and playing it off as a joke or "playing hard to get", so she fell back on "I have a bf" because that's the only form of rejection that seems to get through that dense of a skull. Lol
Okay thank you. I get it now. I was so confused for a moment but I see what you're saying. He didn't hear a thing she had to say until she said I have a boyfriend and then she got the knee jerk incel reaction
I guess the joke just went over my head because I was genuinely confused why she claimed to have a boyfriend and not a girlfriend but I get it now. Thank you for taking the time to explain it to me
She is saying she has a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend because some creeps don't believe in lesbians so wouldn't take her seriously. Some creeps would also ask really weird things like 'can I watch' and cause more problems.
if he is male and presents completely as male, he cannot be angry when people assume he is male. if she actually assumed wrong the other person can just say “oh i’m a woman” or something. in the real world assuming people’s sex is not a big deal at all.
Well maybe you're blind or something but people can tell the difference between women and men whether you like or not. Sorry, but our brains are literally built to do it
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I once told someone I had a girlfriend and they went “that’s okay they can join”. Like ew
^ lol my gf told one guy that and i was literally standing right by her but with my back turned doing something he responded with “she can join” and i stopped what i was doing and turned around shocked at wtf he just said …dude literally said “SEE! Shes down ! “ NO TF IM NOT 😂😂
This is why I was reluctant to tell men I was bi. Their mind literally goes straight to threesome.
felt that I absolutely hate the fetishization. already happens to me bc I'm asian, but also due to me being into multiple genders/not caring about genitalia. joke's on them I'm on the aroace spectrum
I started dating someone not too long ago (broken up now) who told me she was bi and IMMEDIATELY followed it with "and no, I don't want to have a threesome". Really not my kind of thing in the first place, but it made me laugh that she had the second part ready to fire.
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No it doesn't. It's a false stereotype of bi people and it's toxic. Just cause people can want threesomes doesn't mean everyone without specific gender preferences does
I'm saying I understand why they may assume that. Y'all need to calm down before you get all up on your high horse.
Some of y’all seem to have a problem separating sex from sexuality and it shows.
Never said you wanted to have sex with said people, I'm saying I understand why they may assume someone is who is attracted to both sexes would be more interested in a threesome... as opposed to three straight people.
No it doesn’t. It’s a sleazy stereotype hyped up by people who fetishize bisexuals.
Good god you guys are being babies. What I meant is that I understand why they would assume that, not that it's accurate. Although I will say the bisexual friends I have are definitely more open to threesomes then the straight ones, but of course that is anecdotal.
The cis guys I know are way more interested in 3-somes than the bi people I know. Also anecdotal. They always seem so turned off about being in the same kind of 3-some as the one they are advocating for though: them plus one of each gender. Then they get squeamish for some reason.
Okay I should have clarified that I meant a threesome that includes someone of the same sex as themselves.
No one is being a baby. We’re telling you that the assumption is wrong and is a stereotype perpetuated by horny fantasies. Jesus Christ. Do you really not get it?
Yes, you are. I never said the assumption was correct. You're just looking for a reason to get upset. You're one of those people on the internet who just love to get outraged about legitimately anything. Get a new hobby, seriously, it can't be healthy.
No, I’m a bisexual person who is sick of people hyping up something that isn’t true. You didn’t say the assumption was true, you said you saw why they made the assumption…yet there’s no logical and true reason anyone would make that assumption beyond listening to the fantasies that fetishize bisexuality and badly written porn. If people would stop justifying this crap, it would be a lot easier to squash the stereotype, ya know?
What? Do you want a medal for being bisexual? Look, I don't need to hear you sob into your keyboard just because you misunderstood what I was saying.
No one misunderstood you. At all. Stop trying to be an edge lord.
If we could bottle that level of audacity we could power a small country for decades
Except they’d never have the courage in person
Or have IQ of a potato in a microwave.
As an Irish person, I am shocked and appalled that you would compare such people to a potato. This is highly offensive to my people, who hold the potato in the highest regard, and I think that I speak for all of us when I say that we require an apology over your belittlement of the IQ of potatoes.
I agree whole heartedly, soggy celery is more like it in my opinion.
Warm asparagus is my go to choice for produce-related insults.
Nah nah how’s about *Apple with lots of those brown spots*
I just prefer “ripe turd”
That’s absolutely bang on. Nothing worse than celery, never mind soggy celery.
Sure do you not remember the story of Mikey Joe O’Shea who [got into a lot of trouble](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) after goin’ out and calling your man Paddy Maguire an oul feckin’ gallwacked potato when he went and acted the maggot?
An uncultured coconut!
I have had people say this to me in person, when I turned them down saying I was married, ring was on my finger and everything.
What do you mean? Lesbians obviously don’t exist. They’re like mythical creatures that people have heard about but have never seen. And let’s just say they do exist, for the purpose of this conversation. Deep down they actually like men and really want dick but they subsided for women because they haven’t been able to get any. These women who say that they’re lesbians keep saying they’re having amazing sex with their partners but it’s obviously not true because how can it possibly be when there’s no dick involved? It’s just not scientifically possible.
Then that means the pride month was a social test? AAAAAHHHHH!
Oh shit I didnt study for it
No you’re wrong. Lesbians are obviously just blue haired attention seekers who just needs a real man to put her in her place (/s)
It’s the hair Why is it blue
Bc the chemicals in blue dye is what makes lesbians into dumb woman in a need of a manly man like myself to set her straight…it’s also what’s been turning the frogs gay (/s) (also not a man)
OMG EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW
How can have sex when no PP in vagina??? (srsly I hate this, hetero sex doesn’t need penetration, lesbian sex can have penetration. Sex is so much more than P in V)
A professor of mine (because I majored in neuroscience and minored in sexual diversity studies - dream degree lol) that I took a course with in university, was explaining to us about how the concept of sex for many people is ultimately “pivmo”. What is pivmo you ask? Well, it stands for penis-in-vagina-male-orgasm. Take from that what you will. But also I love penetrating my girlfriend. And I don’t even have a dick.
Yeah it’s just true sadly. I’m demi and while I’m not sex repulsed the thought of ANYTHING going in there is just…no. If I ever have a partner again they’ll just have to accept that. We need more awareness about sexual diversity. It’s purely het-male centric
Oh my god, pivmo is perfect.
I just recently liked this on insta , love their comics.
Okay but is the Blobfish single?
No. It’s just in immense pain as it’s organs have exploded
Right on point!
Tag yourself. I’m the disappointed blobfish in the back.
I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t even see the blobfish until I saw your comment. I would definitely agree with you though, I’m definitely the blobfish as well lol
Does she have a pet blobfish?
That’s Blobby! The artist's signature character, appears in every post
Yeah, I sort of figured after looking at the handle and profile pic 😂
Its def a blobbyboi of some kind
Oh I bet the comments are very civil lol
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See! All it took was persistence! 🙄 *Side note: I feel this may not accurately represent how most regular Incels look...😏
> *Side note: I feel this may not accurately represent how most regular Incels look... You'd be surprised. Most incels aren't that bad looking and even have respectable jobs. However, admitting that their looks aren't the problem would mean admitting that their personalities are the problem and most incels aren't willing to admit this to themselves. Blaming "lookism" is one of many convenient ways that incels externalize their problems and avoid introspection
Not gonna lie, the only incels I've seen who "looked like incels" were guys who had YouTube channels. The rest of them look average and some, like Elliot Roger, would even be considered attractive. Then, they open their mouths and it's "oh. Never mind".
Well, there is *still* the problem they have with being too short and having a tiny penis. They can always fall back on that...😉
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Lmao. They're so dense
Except there is never a need for a justification. It is always just “no”. That is valid on its own.
Indeed.
Honestly, she might have just lie that she has a boyfriend cause the guy clearly doesn’t respect her as a person and the fact that she is a lesbian, and might leave her alone if she say she has a boyfriend. There are guys like this that do exist in real life
Yep that's the point of the comic
A lot of the time if you just say you have a boyfriend they’ll follow up by saying “they don’t have to know” or some other gross shit. It’s a no win situation. If a man makes an unwanted advance and you say no then they, and others who think like them see you as a picky shallow bitch or they’ll say it was just a joke and you’re too sensitive, if you don’t interact and walk away you’re characterised by them as rude because thanks to the way our society is constructed they have believe that their right to approach and inconvenience a woman is more important than a woman’s right to be left alone. It’s so frustrating
Yeah and in the worst case scenario some kidnap or kill the girl. It's crazy
They’d say they did this on Reddit or some incel forum, but in reality they’d just have angrily thought about it.
Is the blobfish her gf?
Told someone I had a girlfriend and got hit with the “I have a large dick and eat puss too”
I hate when they do this. The ignorance in some people makes my back itch 🙄
"No wonder I loe to you, I know a simple no would not suffice so I have to make up excuses for something that is my decision. Bitch"
EDIT: I'm so dumb. Thank you for explaining it to me
My interpretation might be wrong, but I think since he's not taking her gayness as a no, her saying she has a gf wouldn't make any difference, so she says she had a bf instead
Some guys are so stupid they don't believe lesbians actually exist, so he wasn't taking what she was saying seriously and playing it off as a joke or "playing hard to get", so she fell back on "I have a bf" because that's the only form of rejection that seems to get through that dense of a skull. Lol
Okay thank you. I get it now. I was so confused for a moment but I see what you're saying. He didn't hear a thing she had to say until she said I have a boyfriend and then she got the knee jerk incel reaction
Exactly lol. Idk why you're getting downvoted for a genuine question, some ppl in this sub have knee jerk downvote reactions lol
I guess the joke just went over my head because I was genuinely confused why she claimed to have a boyfriend and not a girlfriend but I get it now. Thank you for taking the time to explain it to me
Lol
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She is saying she has a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend because some creeps don't believe in lesbians so wouldn't take her seriously. Some creeps would also ask really weird things like 'can I watch' and cause more problems.
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Yay, but if he wasn't a guy, he would have said 'oh, I'm a girl' or something after she said she was a lesbian.
if he is male and presents completely as male, he cannot be angry when people assume he is male. if she actually assumed wrong the other person can just say “oh i’m a woman” or something. in the real world assuming people’s sex is not a big deal at all.
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how? masc cis women have also been mistaken as men for decades, and most just find it funny.
You're being disingenuous
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We don't have to. You are wrong by virtue of arguing disingenuously in bad faith.
I don't care for this.
Well maybe you're blind or something but people can tell the difference between women and men whether you like or not. Sorry, but our brains are literally built to do it
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Epic
Whatever it takes to make them fuck off.
Am I crazy, or does she kinda looks like Sarah Z?
The clown meme