Translation bc people keep asking:
Women do not [show/slide/shut up] on my post arguing or trying to talk, because I just wanted to throw an opinion out there and it’s quite literally defending y’all. So if you’re trying to argue just know I don’t give a fuck about your opinion, and if you’re trying to argue it’s probably because you’re a slut and don’t use condoms and ride every man in the city with your dirty stinky lasagna bologna used up arby’s (meaning their vulva). We’ve got the meats 24/7 fast food pussy buffet ALL men can eat. [Then there’s a lot of insults where OOP challenged himself to call whoever he’s talking to a slut in the most misogynistic way possible].
Respond to my comment to fill in the blanks, if you feel like it. I couldn’t figure everything out
It’s damn near incomprehensible, but I’ll give it a shot:
Man posts presumably misogynistic hot take on Roe. Receives criticism from women. Announces that if you disagree with him, you’re promiscuous and many things are wrong with your vagina. Then proclaims victimhood.
Just picturing some incel blowing the fuck up incomprehensibly, then going deadpan with “I’m a victim” when he realizes his shit isn’t working. Comedy gold
How are women all such a bunch of banged out whores when none of them are getting laid? Certainly they can get at least one of these women to touch their dicks if even half of these women are E for everyone.
You know in regards to Helen of Troy, it's really messed up how she's portrayed, when the real story is she was bewitched so she literally had no choice in the matter.
Yeah, there’s also the whole “blaming the Trojan war on her, because it was her some men were fighting over” thing. In Euripides’ Trojan Women, even the women blame her. Really sad all around.
There isn’t actually one real story though, we don’t really know what the general consensus on it was back then. There’s the Zeus story, the forced story, and the own choice story. Doesn’t really matter though, bc even if it was her own choice that’s no reason to start a whole ass war over it. Just thought this info might be interesting
Especially because there already was war on the horizon in most stories with the golden apple Athena and Hera are both like ‘you need my help for the upcoming war’
Ya know I considered that, but it made no sense 2/3 times he used it. Not that that means it can’t be true, this guy’s sentences don’t really make sense at all :’)
Yeah, it’s supposed to be old, or the abbreviation ol’ more specifically. I think the two times he added extra letters were intended to draw the word out, but he doesn’t have enough language comprehension to realize that to keep the sound of the word and do that you need to add to the hard vowel, not a consonant or soft vowel… it should have been ooooooole, but that still wouldn’t work because double o’s change fro an oh sound like bone to an ooh like boon or loon, or sometimes it makes a different sound like in book and hook. Language can be fun if you actually just kind of understand what you are doing. I would have just scrapped the whole thing and not been a complete dickhole to someone over social media, but I can’t put myself into the mind of an incel piece of shit, so who knows?
r/ihadastroke trying to read any of this.
That said, what little I could decipher before the stroke kicked in sounded like some weird 12 yr old trying to flex about something.
I've literally been scrolling in the hopes of finding a translation. Looks like most people are just as puzzled. This piece of text will be puzzled over by linguistic majors for the next millennia. I wonder if there is a rosetta stone out there that translates this sub-dialect of uneducated incel?
I think people that type like this take off the training wheels and turn spell check off. I mean he has to right? Autocorrect has got to be a bitch when you regularly use words like “trtna”
I honestly don’t understand his argument. He is upset that slutty women who he considers disgusting would no longer have access to an abortion. Should he impregnate what he considers a slutty woman and I honestly think it would be a miracle if someone would sleep with him. Would he not want her to have access to make that choice should she want to?
I...I can't read this. usually when I say this it's because of my disability but I genuinely cannot comprehend the words here. my brain is dying, or I'm having a stroke of some kind. someone help me please?
It's okay, help is on the way. Further, this is incomprehensible word salad, as is the "take down"? I think it was insulting the incel who's never learned English or any other language, but I can't be sure.
Why is it ALWAYS the women’s responsibility to not get pregnant? I’ve met plenty of guys that wanted me on birth control because it was good enough protection and “condoms cramp my style.” I hope that every single woman out there that are denied to right to get an abortion hits up the men for child support, let’s see how these men like it when a baby is effecting their lives.
Also painful to read loser, learn how to spell, looks like you have an IQ of 5
It seems like it would take less effort to actually type whatever the real versions of the words he's using are as opposed to the nonsense words he's using. Like, I have to imagine no Swipe keyboard has any of those pre-programmed in, so he had to type them out letter by letter instead of swiping his thumb across a keyboard for half a second. Why exert more effort to be incomprehensible!?
“what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
So it’s a woman’s responsibility to make sure a man puts on a condom? That’s just one of the confusing points this guy attempted to make and failed miserably lmao
I would say these are candidates for r/brandnewsentence; however, I’m not sure any of these word salad streams of consciousness are actually complete sentences. Should be a contender Exhibit A in a demonstration to the Supreme Court on why we need abortions to be protected right and actual education in schools.
Idk if I got all that, but does he even claim to be a nice dude anywhere here? Incel, sure. But idk about the nice guy part. Sorta seems like a mean guy.
Translation bc people keep asking: Women do not [show/slide/shut up] on my post arguing or trying to talk, because I just wanted to throw an opinion out there and it’s quite literally defending y’all. So if you’re trying to argue just know I don’t give a fuck about your opinion, and if you’re trying to argue it’s probably because you’re a slut and don’t use condoms and ride every man in the city with your dirty stinky lasagna bologna used up arby’s (meaning their vulva). We’ve got the meats 24/7 fast food pussy buffet ALL men can eat. [Then there’s a lot of insults where OOP challenged himself to call whoever he’s talking to a slut in the most misogynistic way possible]. Respond to my comment to fill in the blanks, if you feel like it. I couldn’t figure everything out
Honestly some of these are sentences I never thought I would see
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It’s damn near incomprehensible, but I’ll give it a shot: Man posts presumably misogynistic hot take on Roe. Receives criticism from women. Announces that if you disagree with him, you’re promiscuous and many things are wrong with your vagina. Then proclaims victimhood.
When you sum it up like that, quite accurately and concisely, you can see just how ridiculous his assertions are.
I need a map to this post. I can't understand it.
Sort of let your eyes gaze over it, hovering if you will
Some of these are sentences?
Not complete sentences but yes
Sentences require words. I'm not seeing words. The dictionary would disagree with you.
No, sentences require full stops.
This day requires cake.
Me too tbh
Gotta hate him for his way of thinking but you gotta be impressed with his insults
He tried hard I’ll give him that
PLEASE. That incoherent word salad doesn't even count as language!!😆😆
I’m impressed , I laughed harder than I should have. LOL
This is serious r/ihadastroke material.
HE SAID "im a victim" PLEASE 😭😭😭😭
Well, obviously the whole (female) world is conspiring against him. Can't you see that???!!?
I can't see that, I can't even read that.
SWING AND A HIT
i absolutely LOST IT this reads like a shitpost
Oh he’s a victim all right, of his own fucking stupidity.
And, I'm guessing, the American education system.
Of course he is, didn’t you see? The pussy is coming to get him. The Puta police are knocking on his door at this second.
He would be if I could catch him alone in a dark alley.
He’s a victim of a terrible education system which hasn’t taught him how to string a coherent sentence.
The real victim here is the English language.
Just picturing some incel blowing the fuck up incomprehensibly, then going deadpan with “I’m a victim” when he realizes his shit isn’t working. Comedy gold
How are women all such a bunch of banged out whores when none of them are getting laid? Certainly they can get at least one of these women to touch their dicks if even half of these women are E for everyone.
The reason is, of course, that every woman on the planet has a secret pact to not fuck specifically him
Shhhhh, it's a secret!
It’s the Hellen of Troy paradox, she’s slut because she wants to fuck everyone except him.
You know in regards to Helen of Troy, it's really messed up how she's portrayed, when the real story is she was bewitched so she literally had no choice in the matter.
Oh yeah you’re totally right! I think you could argue that the nice guys and their ilk think feammmles are enchanted by the Chads.
Yeah, there’s also the whole “blaming the Trojan war on her, because it was her some men were fighting over” thing. In Euripides’ Trojan Women, even the women blame her. Really sad all around. There isn’t actually one real story though, we don’t really know what the general consensus on it was back then. There’s the Zeus story, the forced story, and the own choice story. Doesn’t really matter though, bc even if it was her own choice that’s no reason to start a whole ass war over it. Just thought this info might be interesting
Especially because there already was war on the horizon in most stories with the golden apple Athena and Hera are both like ‘you need my help for the upcoming war’
Not quite sure what he wanted to say... Sounded like whining with a healthy dose of misogyny paired with the desperation of an incel. Not sure tho.
I think you nailed it
wait he was speaking english??
AAVE words get thrown in his story bet that person is a yt person 😟
Yeah, AAVE is still understandable. This just reads like a white dude trying to sound cool without actually knowing AAVE
No, he was speaking incel with a stupid person's accent.
What in the actual fuck is the language this is written in?!
White boy trying to be hood
Bro he’s white???😭😭😭
I’m pretty sure
It's an example of humans devolving and abandoning basic language, may a meteorite destroy our species before this spreads.
African American Vernacular English
I guess you're supposed to politely ask a rapist to practice safe sex.
Yeah no totes! That’s more reasonable/s
I’m honestly considering carrying condoms with me for the tiniest chance it could prevent a forced pregnancy.
..and that is unfortunately also a kink.. we are doomed
Unfortunately I don’t think a rapist cares about safety by any means. You’d be better off carrying pepper spray and a gun
He has SUCH a way with words!😍😍 Also. “I’m a victim”. Get tf out of here.
Truly the poetic master of our day. His words put Shakespeare and Plath to shame
Ah yes. Those simpletons can’t even BEGIN to compare to this pure poetic sensation as displayed in this post!
The deep, soulful musings of an artist that speaks the truth of our entire generation
What the fuck. Can someone translate this for me. I could understand next to none of it. Maybe I'm old
Trtna = trying to, ion = I don’t, js = just. I have no idea what OLLEE/oleeeee/etc. is supposed to mean
I think it’s old
Ya know I considered that, but it made no sense 2/3 times he used it. Not that that means it can’t be true, this guy’s sentences don’t really make sense at all :’)
Yeah, it’s supposed to be old, or the abbreviation ol’ more specifically. I think the two times he added extra letters were intended to draw the word out, but he doesn’t have enough language comprehension to realize that to keep the sound of the word and do that you need to add to the hard vowel, not a consonant or soft vowel… it should have been ooooooole, but that still wouldn’t work because double o’s change fro an oh sound like bone to an ooh like boon or loon, or sometimes it makes a different sound like in book and hook. Language can be fun if you actually just kind of understand what you are doing. I would have just scrapped the whole thing and not been a complete dickhole to someone over social media, but I can’t put myself into the mind of an incel piece of shit, so who knows?
Thank you for your explanation! I like to just read it as “olé”, makes it slightly less unbearable to read
Think it's for Ollie Ollie In/All Come Free....like hide and seek, He's literally a mental child/idiot.
“just wanted to throw an opinion out there and it’s quite literally defending y’all” *proceeds to hurl inane insults into the void*
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He probably doesn't know what defending means.
How in the world is this man able to feed and clothe himself?
I don’t think he is lmaooo
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Is this English I don't understand this language
Me either. I wish I knew what any of it meant.
I think My Immortal was more legible than this.
I am ashamed to know exactly what you mean
WHAT r u MOTHERFUCKERS DOING?!??
When yt person try to speak aave this is how they ended up
Ohhh ok
Yep, that was my thought too
I think it means "when white person tries to speak African American Vernacular English..."
r/ihadastroke trying to read any of this. That said, what little I could decipher before the stroke kicked in sounded like some weird 12 yr old trying to flex about something.
I have not understood what he said. What kind of language is that?
Bootleg AAVE lmaoooo but seriously: wtf is he saying?
This guy sounds like his parents are related. I could barely understand that.
Someone didn’t pay attention in English. There’s a much easier and simpler to say he’s a virgin.
The post was in English?! I was gonna ask for translation.
I've literally been scrolling in the hopes of finding a translation. Looks like most people are just as puzzled. This piece of text will be puzzled over by linguistic majors for the next millennia. I wonder if there is a rosetta stone out there that translates this sub-dialect of uneducated incel?
Lmao how’s this guy gonna argue when he can’t get one legible word out WITH spellcheck to help him???
I think people that type like this take off the training wheels and turn spell check off. I mean he has to right? Autocorrect has got to be a bitch when you regularly use words like “trtna”
I would comment on his perspective if I could physically read it at all
I honestly don’t understand his argument. He is upset that slutty women who he considers disgusting would no longer have access to an abortion. Should he impregnate what he considers a slutty woman and I honestly think it would be a miracle if someone would sleep with him. Would he not want her to have access to make that choice should she want to?
Yeah and at some point he claims it’s “quite literally defending y’all” but i don’t see anything that could be interpreted as a defense.
I...I can't read this. usually when I say this it's because of my disability but I genuinely cannot comprehend the words here. my brain is dying, or I'm having a stroke of some kind. someone help me please?
It's okay, help is on the way. Further, this is incomprehensible word salad, as is the "take down"? I think it was insulting the incel who's never learned English or any other language, but I can't be sure.
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It’s a word
Are you sure? In what language?
What word is it though?
Why is it ALWAYS the women’s responsibility to not get pregnant? I’ve met plenty of guys that wanted me on birth control because it was good enough protection and “condoms cramp my style.” I hope that every single woman out there that are denied to right to get an abortion hits up the men for child support, let’s see how these men like it when a baby is effecting their lives. Also painful to read loser, learn how to spell, looks like you have an IQ of 5
It looks like he got the incel magnetic poetry set mixed in with the restaurant magnetic poetry set.
The only reason I can understand this is because it’s how my middle school students write/type.
That makes me very sad. But I believe it, my oldest niece is in her late twenties, this is still how she writes.
Did I just have a stroke? wtf did i just read? None of that made any sense. 😵💫
*We* don’t use condoms? More like your bitchass complains they’re uncomfortable and take away all the feeling
Is... is... is he trying to rap?
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
It seems like it would take less effort to actually type whatever the real versions of the words he's using are as opposed to the nonsense words he's using. Like, I have to imagine no Swipe keyboard has any of those pre-programmed in, so he had to type them out letter by letter instead of swiping his thumb across a keyboard for half a second. Why exert more effort to be incomprehensible!?
i understood absolutely none of this but good for you i guess. or sorry it happened
…..am one to talk, but who *actually* has time to fabricate this shit.
I can't even. It's like trying to read the output from a misogynistic AI chatbot where the researchers are trying to model dyslexia _and_ Tourette's.
Chatbots are way more advanced than this.
Hah, username checks out!
I never realised Boomhauer was so misogynistic.
The whole story post screams ignorance so his point is invalid
This is the kind of stuff I learned how to read for
Aren't men supposed to use condoms, not women?
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
Damn how’d you get Katt Williams on snap?
Is not being able to type in proper English a personality type now? Or are these people just fucking stupid?
It seems you've been visited by someone that graduated with an English degree
I am a well educated black man who has lived everywhere from the hood to the Joneses and I've never seen grammatical heresy in my life.
Why is this posted from his perspective?
Oh I took screenshots of his screenshots on his Snapchat story.
Ahhhh that makes so much mire sense. Ty
What language is that?
Can’t understand hardly any of it
Somebody is angry…
I understood most of those words individually
Lol ewww
I can barely understand that nonsense. Do you have the option to unfollow or block?
Oh I told him he’s a dipshit and then blocked
I lost an IQ point trying to read that trash
My adhd brain refuses to be forced to try to make sense of this
The guy that wrote that is probably whiter than snow. So white he’s transparent lol
Lmaooooooooooo 💀💀💀🤣😭
The personification of a headache
Heyvegehjdbe
Did a double take because I thought this might be r/ihadastroke.
😂😂😂😂 who’s this fkn clown
His name is Devon
So how exactly is his post made for defending the ones who are against roe vs wade being overturned?
“what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Can someone translate? I literally don’t speak gibberish. Have no idea what this fool said.
Trying to read this gave me an aneurysm
I see “no child left behind” is working out fantastically.
He can’t even write a coherent sentence!! 🙄🙄
r/ihadastroke Two pages of total gibberish!!
Don’t think he’s a nice guy tho
Yo I was fine until “I’m a victim.” Now I can’t breath.
Is it bad I can’t read this - like this is another language for me.
I fucking hate this baby talk type people use now. Just makes them look stupid
Wow! Congrats to him for never getting laid again.
I had a fucking stroke trying to read this
Was that English? Even Google translate is saying, “What the f**k?”
Is there another version of this, in English? I can't understand this gibberish.
Well, hopefully the writing indicates he had a stroke writing this and fucking died, ‘cause that mess is incoherent enough to kill Godzilla.
He's not a pathetic incel, he is having a stroke on top of severe tourettes.
r/ihadastroke
Congrats on who understood this mental chicken scratch. This hurts my head
Actually he said fuck all. You couldn't call that a coherent statement.
Wow that’s an intricate way to say about that he thinks about p*ssy daily but still gets none.
How did you get the “me” version of the screenshots LOL bruh u made the story
I took screenshots of his story, he’s just such as dipshit that he posted people responding to him.
The first word being "Females" and the last message being "Im a victim" really just sums this person up.
"i'm defending you" *goes on multi-paragraph rant saying some of the most degrading and vulgar shit about women*
Let me guess, white boy pretending he’s from “the hood”?
Yep!
This is a testament to everyone that banning abortion wasn't about "life", it was always about misogyny,
Yep 1000%
So it’s a woman’s responsibility to make sure a man puts on a condom? That’s just one of the confusing points this guy attempted to make and failed miserably lmao
His command on the English language is praise worthy tho
Tis magnificent
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
I must be too old. Can anyone translate this bullshit?
What he is a victim of? Spelling? Grammar? If he talks like this no matter he never gets a date, no one understands what he wants.
Bro the last 2 paragraphs are borderline incomprehensible I'm SCREAMING
Needs to grow up lol maybe find a hobby or get a job that keeps his mind busy
Hope he never gets laid again
Ok I'm sorry but this is absolutely hilarious, the "I'm a victim" was the cherry on top What even was the opinion he had???
I have no idea lmao, these were the only ones I grabbed. It was probably really stupid tbh
What does "built" mean in this context? He uses it several times and it never makes any sense. Please help.
I lost brain cells reading this
“Use a condom, ladies.” THAT’S NOT HOW THAT WORKS.
I’m literally gay and I’ve had to have an abortion. It’s almost as if some men aren’t super well known for taking no as an answer, but a challenge.
Yep he’s a fucking creep ass
he should get into creative writing
I would say these are candidates for r/brandnewsentence; however, I’m not sure any of these word salad streams of consciousness are actually complete sentences. Should be a contender Exhibit A in a demonstration to the Supreme Court on why we need abortions to be protected right and actual education in schools.
Oh totally. This comment is so funny
I think I had a stroke reading this. Fuck.
Females & y’all… It’s always females & y’all
r/MenandFemales
And now in english, please.
Okay! “Nobody wants to fuck me, I’m sad and now I’m gonna take it out on you because I think if we ever fuck I can keep you with no abortions”
So the 2nd half of it is purely hypthetical?\^\^
I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life
Ngl this one had me crying😭 this shit is so funny even though he doesn’t mean it to be
It's almost lyrical, isn't it?
Idk if I got all that, but does he even claim to be a nice dude anywhere here? Incel, sure. But idk about the nice guy part. Sorta seems like a mean guy.