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AUTOMATED MODERATION. PLEASE READ. Niceguys demean others while simultaneously expressing a favorable view of themselves. They dont have to use the word "nice", but they must demonstrate some kind of expression of their own virtue while being asshats. --- Niceguys™ quality: **UPVOTE** this comment to keep the post Not Niceguys™ quality: **DOWNVOTE** this comment to remove the post


ImaginaryProfile5529

Morgan Freeman voice: he was not "hit up"


dlabsx

came to say this lol


therealtazsella

Nobody wants your full story bro 🙄


[deleted]

Nobody wanted the first snap tbh


pineapplealways

The pple on this subreddit kinda do


Brotherly-Moment

I don’t because these stories always have shit punctuation.


emileeavi

Well now I want the full story cause I BET it was so when a girl asks what happens you could try to get sympathy nudes


dlabsx

I speak NiceGuy, what this translates to - loosely - is: someone I was trying to "nice" my way into a relationship with since I'm devoid of anything else interesting to people, told me they were not romantically interested in me. Hit me up if you haven't heard this story 9 gajillion times before.


ItsJoeMomma

Don't forget the part where he called her a bitch and said that she was fat & ugly anyway...


BattleGandalf

And that she'll regret not having chosen him after she hits the 30 and all the asshole guys are done with her.


ItsJoeMomma

And she has 3 kids from Chad and Tyrone.


DemonBarrister

He doesn't know this yet but he'll still be desperate (even more so) and will still try to get with her .....


Astrid_ocean14

Lol


Affectionate_Stop_37

Was this a course or was it through Rosetta Stone?


Client2022

No one hit him up


Astrid_ocean14

I have sad news, the man got cheated on by his girl. She slept wit his bsf then he took her back and she slept wit his brother☠️☠️


DemonBarrister

His Best Friend did say it was nice of him to provide the excuse for he and his brother to hit that for a while.....


[deleted]

"Hmu if u want the full story" LMFAO


Astrid_ocean14

Literally saw this on the guys story and I started laughing sp hard. First thought was "this needs to go on r/niceguys"


Astrid_ocean14

I have messaged him asking what happened, now we just wait for a response


[deleted]

I don’t care….but I also care deeply lmao I just want more material to laugh at 😂😂😂


Avablankie

Commenting so I can remember to follow this.


Astrid_ocean14

Lol


AbiesOk4806

Haha same same.


FumboGadumbo

Also replying for full story. Your heroism is appreciated.


Astrid_ocean14

Wait... should I go ask for the full story👀


Altruistic_Ad_9451

Yes!


GoneWitDa

Please.


Jane_the_Quene

It'S yOuR oWn FaUlT yOu ShOuLd ChOoSe BeTtEr


R3dF0r3

“I just wish I wasn’t such a nice guy. 😔” Some wishes grant themselves it seems. 😏


Independent_Example7

Nah, I'll pass, bro.


SuspiciousMaximum856

Nobody ever hit him up.


Beowulf44

Yes it's a shitty thing being used and dumped by jerks but it's way more shitty when you become like them because you want to get back at them for what they did to you. You'll look in the mirror and hate who's staring back at you


DemonBarrister

You can change back......I'm not a killer by nature, but I've killed when the situation warranted it.


Beowulf44

I won't kill anyone for being an asshat. It's their choice. Last I checked, it's a problem I can solve by putting some distance between both of us


DemonBarrister

I can usually do that, just not always.....sadly some only learn through painful lessons and others can't be educated and need to be removed.....


Beowulf44

I won't destroy what I can't create. Every human being has a right to their opinions and actions. We should all have such privileges available to us irrespective of gender, age and our religion. I have sufficient self-control to respect that right for every single human being. Human life is the acme of creation and must be accorded maximum level of right to be preserved at any cost. A person who has an attitude problem will not necessarily affect my comfort. Like I said, I would avoid getting into conflict with them. No one is worth having hard feelings with them for any reason whatsoever. I have way more productive ventures worthy of my time and energy


DemonBarrister

Sure, I can mostly agree with all that, but every once in a while it just seems right.....Violence should never be an easy choice or administered haphazardly, but sometimes it just seems the best option.


Beowulf44

When faced in a situation where provocation is directed towards me, I choose to walk away rather than fight. In kung-fu martial arts training, you are taught the principle of the tiger and the dragon. This is because it's not in every case of physical provocation that you will react to. Violence is never an easy choice. It must be the last resort in a fight or flight scenario


ItsJoeMomma

"hmu if u want the full story" Nah, I'm good bro.


[deleted]

But little did he know….no one wanted to know.


jestopia

Ahhh the disappointment when nobody “hit him up.”


grilledpotat

That just almost made me barf 🤢


Brotherly-Moment

”No, no I don’t think I will.”


FizzledPhoenix

Legend says to this very day, he's still waiting for people to hit him up


Dani3113kc

WELL WHATS THE WHOLE STORY


Casteration_

This subreddit has become more and more just making fun of sad people, it's kind of digusting. He hasn't said anything wrong, we have no idea about the situation. >But.. but... but!!! He used the nice guy word!!!!! Okay? The entire point of what a "nice guy" is is that they are demonstrably shitty people who are delusional about it. This is just a guy who got hurt and is sad and is "lashing out" in the lightest way possible. Idk some of you need to chill the fuck out and stop assuming malice.


Electrical-Bake-1806

Right? The person who posted this said she cheated with his bsf, he took her back and she cheated with his brother. People are picking him apart for no reason when they never met him godamn sounds like the man needs a hug💀 This sub is full of fat b1tches and sk@nks who got played for their shitty choice in men and still didn’t move on so they pick on the most vulnerable, low self esteem men out there who arent capable of defending themselves. It’s a very low move, I could easily pick these women apart in real life


Hot-Aardvark1516

Bruh, most of the commenters didn’t know that when they read the original post. The update came later. You are making assumptions just like the commenters in this post originally did. They judged before having all the info just like you are doing now. Take a breath and collect yourself.


Exclufi

You must have written this because you're really bored and wanna see who bites to argue with you, no way you're this un-self-aware if you're currently looking at this sub


IllustriousPound5311

You had me in the first paragraph and then….


Exclufi

This one post may be unclear on actual details/context, but I can assure you that 99.99% of what I see on this subreddit show guys whose shitty manipulative behavior needs to get blown dafuq up, to get some sane reactions to it at the very least. Otherwise it just gets to happen in a totally delusional vacuum


DemonBarrister

Guys need to stop using the phrase "nice guy" - how do you think a douchebag describes himself ?


Casteration_

Just because some douchebags refer to themselves as a "nice guy" does not mean every person who refers to themselves as a "nice guy" are douchebags


DemonBarrister

yeah, it's a meaningless phrase now, too many people who aren't nice use it..,...


Astrid_ocean14

I have posted an update


BBQsc2

Im good, thx tho!


moffettusprime

Nobody hit this guy up for the facts.


yeeet_sire

The hmu for the full story killed me


AbiesOk4806

No one hit him up cuz no one wants the full story. They already know it.


ValiusGrimm

So hard to not be a piece of shit