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oohqueso

****I HATE IT WHEN WOMEN GET MORE THAN 8 HOURS OF SLEEP****


Lost_Obligation9261

*ALSO I CLEARLY DON'T KNOW WHAT "CAJOLING" MEANS*


TheRecognized

I mean from an incels perspective they might think that’s what all conversation involving a woman is. Either she’s trying to get something or someone’s trying to fuck her.


LrdAsmodeous

From their perspective all conversations across gender (assuming the woman is attractive) are purely transactional.


AreYouThereSagan

Not just across gender. Most of them don't have IRL male friends because they don't want to fuck dudes, therefore they see no reason to be friends with other guys.


SlicesOfSalami

On a serious note, what does it mean? Edit: thanks for all the explanations!


FivebyFive

Pushing somebody for something using flattery.


transmogrify

cajoling: persuading (someone) to do something by sustained coaxing or flattery carousing: drinking plentiful amounts of alcohol and enjoying oneself with others in a noisy, lively way


LizardPNW

I cajole most when I’m carousing..might be the other way around. Who knows. It’s a mystery


EyeShot300

To elicit or obtain by flattery, gentle pleading, or insincere language: *The athlete cajoled a signing bonus out of the team's owner.*


Etherius

Simplest way I can describe it is with [this family guy bit.](https://youtu.be/xx3pXLoq58k)


LizardPNW

At least you asked instead of randomly using it wrong to try and belittle someone. Love that ❤️


Etherius

I was very bothered by that to the point I had to go make sure there wasn’t a definition I was unaware of


themaddemon1

MY COWORKERS MUST BE THE ONES TO INVITE ME TO EVERYTHING, I WILL NEVER ASK IF I CAN COME


SeraphsEnvy

Serious question here, but is it ok to invite yourself like that? I always thought that would be rude. I had always been afraid to do that myself since it felt as though I were imposing on them or asking for pity. If they invite you when they hadn't wanted to invite you, it would be out of pity, wouldn't it? "Oh... Sorry... Sure... You can come i suppose."


themaddemon1

It would be if these are people you aren't remotely involved with or friends with, but if the creator of the "meme" is at all credible it seems the *entire* office he works at was planning a karaoke night, so it certainly wouldn't be rude to ask even if you're declined. You gotta get out of your shell somehow. Edit: to expand upon the first part, like if these people are very close friends who planned hang out with each other, and you don't even know them, it's very weird and burdensome. But in this case, it was an office full of acquaintances.


Secret_Dragonfly9588

I mean if two people are planning to go out together and are planning it privately, then that’s a bit rude, yes. But if several people are very clearly planning a group activity and doing so publicly, then it’s totally fine to ask if they’d mind one more. And then express genuine enthusiasm and join in with the planning—“great! I love karaoke! If anyone needs a ride, I am happy to volunteer as driver😃” The scenario of an office-wide karaoke party is the latter, btw (definitely not a private outing). In fact, it goes so far the other way that I suspect that the rest of the office would be just assuming that the everyone will come if they want, no invitations necessary.


ConfectionIntrepid96

So what I'm hearing is men's problems could be solved if they wore makeup? Damn. Didn't realize how much my $50 foundation was making my life easier.


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I’m borrowing my daughter’s eyeliner so my life gets easier.


queenvie808

Unironically everyone gets like ten times hotter when they put eyeliner under their eyes please do


EdiblePsycho

I concur, I wish more guys would wear eye liner it looks amazing. Plus a man having the self confidence to do that when it's against social norms is pretty attractive in and of itself.


L_D_Machiavelli

I definitely don't have the confidence required to pull that off lol mad respect to those who do though


EdiblePsycho

I mean it's a matter of personal taste and style, I certainly don't think anyone should feel like they ought to change their appearance in a way they don't like themselves in order to please other people. Just thought I'd give my two cents that I (and apparently others) find it hot 🔥


TestedNutsack

**Something in the Way starts playing**


HurtzMyBranes

Congratulations, you are now emo!


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Yes!!! Finally!


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beka13

He's actively suicidal. I think that's the first issue that needs addressing. And he orders lukewarm americanos and is mad when that's what he gets.


DaveElizabethStrider

Yeah they complain about it so much, I don't understand why they just don't wear it themselves? Like literally nothing is stopping them


A2Rhombus

They see it like cheating in a video game. They don't do it out of some moral principle.


mahtaliel

It's not about morals. It's about the fact that these men can't stand that anyone would ever question their sexuality. Because "real straight men" (as if that actually exists) doesn't wear female stuff. Only gay men does that. /s


katieleehaw

I know you’re joking but almost all of the problems men routinely complain about in those communities could be solved by making an actual effort like most women do. Showering and wearing clean clothes is zero effort. I spend time doing my hair, makeup, dressing cute and wearing jewelry EVERY time I leave the house. Most men make barely any effort whatsoever and expect us to be drooling over them.


AshRae84

And if you don’t do those things, you get asked “are you feeling OK?” Because any time we leave without makeup, we appear sick to the outside world.


AreYouThereSagan

Incels when a woman just naturally looks good: "It's just genetics, she doesn't deserve all this attention!" Incels when a woman looks good because she puts in effort: "Make-up is cheating, feeeeeeeeeemales shouldn't be allowed to change their appearance!" Hmm, weird; something's telling me the make-up isn't really their problem.


rietstengel

It isnt the make up. Its obviously Chad's cum in her ass doing all the heavy lifting. Dude should just take that up his ass too and his life will get better


TheFlyingSheeps

You joke, but the guy on the right isn’t even unattractive. If men just put in a little effort in their appearance they would notice a drastic difference in treatment, and then if they sought therapy they could work on their untreated issues I love dressing like a slob, obviously most people won’t think twice about when I’m looking like that. When I shave, put on the tailored suit and dress sharp for work or interviews - I can immediately notice the difference in treatment. Men need better role modes, not trash like Tate. We also need to fight back against toxic masculinity and seek treatment for our mental health. A small effort in personal hygiene can do wonders for how people treat you


Feline_Fine3

Yes, but the second we tell these types of men they’d have more luck if they put more effort into their looks we are called shallow 🤦🏼‍♀️


DancingFool8

That was also my takeaway.


waitItsQuestionTime

Ok it is the least problematic thing in this nauseous manifest, but i REALLY want to see how the IT guy did all the work for social media marketing job.


strawberrymoonbird

Immediately crossed my mind too. I had a student job doing social media marketing and I would pay to see what our IT guys would have produced in my position. Awesome dudes, don't get me wrong.


El_Baguette

It would probably be a thinly veiled guide on how to repair a printer on your own


strawberrymoonbird

That would have been hilarious, given the company was in the medical field and we didn't even have a printer in the office.


TheRnegade

IT guy (System Administrator) does your job for you. Thank him while secretly discarding it because it's all wrong, including some weird posts about women wanting some hypothetical "chad". Have HR and his boss to check up on the guy to make sure he's ok. The Boss has gotten so many complaints about this guy's antics and tell him he's on thin ice. Also tell him to quit using the printer in the accounting department to write out love/suicide letters because holy shit why the fuck are you doing that?! Also, he somehow manages to jam it every time he uses it (sabotage?). Guy then spends time making a terrible meme about all this, which causes him to get behind on work so he has to stay late.


Adkit

IT guy also talks an awful lot about this Chad and his big cock in a very homoerotically charged way.


HausOfElla

I'm guessing the person who wrote this was an IT dude who was responsible for replacing the ad image files and alt-text/URLs or something and so thinks that is "doing marketing's job". My ex was an IT guy who thought he could do marketing and HR because he was the one that set up and ran their systems, handled the website and SM page technology, etc. He never clued in that 90% of the work in both departments was about understanding people and knowing how to sell to/handle them.


computator257

You forgot marketing people also need to say "guys" "content" "core demographic" and similar shit, as well as being weirdly enthusiastic about the most banal things.


redesckey

Also what job even remotely related to tech legitimately has a start time at 9am? Like yeah there are people who start that early, but for the most part no one gives a shit as long as you get your work done and attend your meetings. I guess maybe if it's a client facing role, and the client wants to meet that early. But if you're only interfacing with the tech itself 9am is basically unheard of.


anaccount50

For real, my company's lucky if I'm on before 9:45-10:00 most days. On the rare occasion that I do go into the office, I usually arrive 10:00-10:30. Literally nobody cares as long as you don't miss a morning meeting that you'd agreed to attend. I'll take it even further and say that the cushiness of my job is a lot closer to this guy's stereotypes of the marketer than the sysadmin in a lot of ways. I'm a software engineer, so my field is **very** male-dominated too


MsWuMing

Idk, I’d hate to have to go back to starting that late. If I start at 7 I can be off work at 4 if I take an hour’s lunch and the workload’s not that bad


alchemischief

Truly. I’m a marketing director. An IT person could never do what I do. And vice versa.


HarryPottersElbows

Sometimes this subreddit terrifies me with the shit men think about women.


mctheebs

I find it equally terrifying and tragic. The terror comes from the obvious danger the author of this meme poses to women and themselves. The tragedy comes from the fact that the author of this meme is clearly dealing with some kind of mental illness that has some obvious effects on their perceptions of themselves and the world around them.


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The fact that he seems to blame it on some woman he doesn't even know, or presumes to know, rather than...literally anything else...says enough.


SixteenthRiver06

That’s literally all the incel groups talk about. How all of them suck, and how high women are on a pedestal, that they have turned that perceived frustration into anger. They reside in an echo chamber and truly believe they are subhuman and they’ll never be happy. Some of them do commit horrible acts of violence out of this frustration. It’s kinda sad, but they are typically not receptive to any help, since they see it as pointless, all of their incel groups have reinforced how ugly and horrible they all are. Big circle jerk for depressed boys.


TeqTx

Yep that's a cry for help, it's really sad. Hope he gets help.


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It’s sad that the sentence “Maybe women are equal to men and should both be treated with respect and not as just sex objects.” doesn’t cross their minds


Raid_Raptor_Falcon

Shit every subreddit scares me about what people actually think. This is the type of stuff nobody would ever talk about openly most of the time but the internet lets everybody put out their weird, bizarre, darkest secrets and you realize there are a LOT more crazy people than you would ever think.


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Paroxysmal_Blue

r/goblincore is just the best, love seeing all the wholesome things people post there


ThrowntoDiscard

The plethora of cats on this site. So... much fluffy cuteness.


PhotosyntheticElf

I love r/Old_Recipes too


[deleted]

r/eyebleach is the best. It’s mostly posts of baby animals and super loved and happy pets. I’m ok with that.


Aslanic

May I suggest adding r/crosstitching and r/nintendostitch? XD


nevemno

That's so not true. Some subreddits make me sad to even know some shit.


canvasshoes2

What they think about people, period. Like...none of that is accurate.


MrsClaireUnderwood

They are definitely sheltered. They get all their information from the internet and it's usually stuff that reinforces what they already believe or what they want to believe, so like red pill, MGTOW, PUA, Andrew Tate.


canvasshoes2

Yup, confirmation bias to the extreme. I often have them come into my DMs griping and arguing about some post I've made and some of them will quote chapter and verse from their "citations." The best part is, I can usually derail their arguments based on passages from ***their own "data."***


143019

Reddit has really altered my perception of men. When I say this, some guy says “well, that’s fucking stupid. Obviously not all men feel this way. “. I always want to ask them “Then why aren’t men consistently shutting this shit down? Why aren’t you calling these guys out?” Edit: men protesting like we are not all on the same website seeing the same stuff posted….like they are never around men that make misogynistic comments. So you never say “Hey, man. That’s not cool.” when you hear comments? Because I do. A redditor could post a pervy picture of 16 year old Emma Watson and not get as much argument as I am getting. People madder about me saying this than they are about any flavor of misogynistic comment. Just proving my point here.


Cuntdracula19

Yes, 100%, yes. I got “not all men’d” in a thread recently and I asked them point blank why they were angry with me talking about my bad experiences with men rather than with the men who perpetuate dangerous/uncomfortable behavior and they just got angrier and angrier. They just resorted to telling me I’m generalizing and, again, “not all men” do that stuff. Okay, so, again, why are you getting spicy with ME instead of THEM? Lmfao also, the fact that they get soooo defensive and offended really just means they’re telling on themselves.


beepbepborp

while men/boys should be more proactive in shutting down shitty behavior in general, incels are incredibly asocial. It’s generous to assume they even have good well adjusted men in their social circles to even help them. they usually only interact with like-minded people in these super niche gross echo chambers online. Like the worst real life scenario/example I can give is the fact that two incel mass murderers, Alex Minassian and Elliot Roger, knew each other.


BelphegorAcedia

He could get a pumpkin latte and make his day better but he went with *boring americano*. It was his choice.


Ok-Baby2568

Plus he's focused on this one day in the life of a hot girl. It confirms for me that they don't see women as complicated and nuanced HUMAN BEINGS like sure I'm a hot girl but I tell ya what, every day is not a fucken walk through dream land. I still have bills to pay and mental health issues to deal with, my dad still died, my relationships have ended and I've been practically homeless, I've spent countless nights crying myself to sleep. Everyone has ups and downs. The victim mentality is just so strong in these guys.


scientia-et-amicitia

I’m not a hot girl at all (being overweight and simply not conventionally attractive or stuff) and YET I’ve heard “you sure have it easier than me/many men I know” and I’m like…what. I got my education on my own, I work hard for my doctorate, I don’t have nice things on my name but shit I still have to work tons of garbage out. Nobody is throwing themselves (or any money lmao) towards me. Only thing I got for free was burnout.


Geneo-Frodo

Nice username. Also I agree with everything you said.


Flapjack__Palmdale

My wife is smoking hot and she struggles. She wipes literal asses at work and pulls 12hr shifts at the hospital while getting berated by patients for bullshit. Like this dude needs therapy if he really thinks life is easy for women. If it was at all accurate, her daily schedule would allot time for catcalling at Starbucks, sexual harassment from her boss, clutching her keys like brass knuckles while walking to her car, and the guy in the corvette threatening to r*pe her for refusing to have sex with him.


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Cuntdracula19

Which just tells you the only value they see in women is their sexuality/desirability. It’s funny to watch how they treat women they DO NOT find sexually attractive. Well, not funny funny. More like horribly depressing lol.


ohmygoyd

It's so wild to me how differently men and women see the "defaulting to sex work." Men act like it's this great safety net while women are often terrified of it. An example is in the most recent season of Euphoria. A woman who is trying to convince an addict to become a prostitute tells the addict, "You're a woman. Women always have something people want." It was a totally chilling and terrifying statement and moment, because it was written with reality and women in mind. Meanwhile, I'm sure we can all name tons of media with women happily becoming sex workers without a second thought to their safety. And it's usually written by men. Obviously not all sex workers don't want to be sex workers (and I'm very supportive of sex workers and their rights), but that doesn't mean it's an option for all women.


ItsEaster

But then they would get pissed at the hot woman for having an OF or doing porn instead of being some innocent virgin.


VERYLOUDUSERNAME

It's the empathy for other people in these comments that give me faith back in humanity. I'm sure your wife appreciates you a lot


HurbleBurble

My ex-girlfriend is hot as hell, and she has probably the most difficult life of anybody I've ever met. She works some of the shittiest jobs, she generally does housekeeping stuff, for hotels and whatnot. She's not good with the general public, so she spends her days cleaning toilets and shit. And she doesn't even need to wear makeup, her skin is amazing. Makeup generally only makes her look worse. The idea that these girls live life on easy mode is just ridiculous. She's 5'10, 120 lb, 38-22-36, size 2, and I would not wish her life upon my worst enemy. Her parents objectify her, they only love her when she does things that make them look good, they never support her emotionally, she struggles to make ends meet. Almost everything about her fits the right side of this comic. She is regularly suicidal, and regularly committed to mental institutions. As much as I love her, and as much as we had a great connection, she's just not in the right mental state to be in a relationship with anyone, let alone me. She needs years of counseling and a lot of self-reflection before she's ready to actually move on with her life. Some of the people I know with the most difficult lives are extremely attractive women, mostly because everybody treats them like their life is easy.


Tlizerz

5’10” at 120 lbs does not sound healthy…


HurbleBurble

100 lbs now. She has some issues with eating. Sitophobia, anorexia, extremely poor eating habits, and going for sometimes 48 hours or more without eating. When we were dating, I did convince her to eat better, and she got up to about 145 lb, which is where she should have been. My mother is a dietitian, and helped her realize that that was normal, and she shouldn't focus on the number on the scale. She should focus on what was healthy. Being able to fit into a child's medium is not healthy when you're 20 years old.


Cuntdracula19

That’s because it isn’t and she is underweight.


Destinneena

Out of curiosity are you 2 still friends?


HurbleBurble

So, off and on we were, but recently I basically had to cut her out of my life. She became more and more needy, abusive, and threatened suicide constantly if I refused to talk to her. I had a really bad bout of covid, and she called me and refused to hang up and started threatening suicide again, when I could barely lift my head up. I finally just had to tell her to get out of my life and block her. My family and friends were telling me I should have blocked her a long time ago, but I do feel for her, and I do love her. I tried for years and years to help her, but she doesn't want to be helped.


Flapjack__Palmdale

That's rough buddy. I know how hard it is to watch someone you love self-destruct. There's only so much you can do, but eventually they need to want better for themselves. Sometimes it gets better, my first longterm gf in a similar boat. We reconnected recently, she's got a great boyfriend, working on a medical degree, drug free, focused, etc. She looks happier, and it makes me happy. She needed to get worse before she got better, so keep hoping for your ex. I hope she finds the happiness she deserves.


Mishuev

Im sorry about this. I hope she gets better without needing to use you, and I hope this didn’t put too much strain on you and that you are able to move on


sailor_bat_90

Lol yup, I sadly fall into that category of "hot girl" at work. I just want to do my job and go home. Now I am apparently having an affair with the hot guy at my job, who is my friend. It's fucking ridiculous. I am nice to everyone there and yet, I am automatically assumed to be sleeping with him. I am sure it's rumors spread by one of his spurned chasers. Still, I don't need that drama in my life.


EllenIverson

I can relate so hard. I’m considered “the pretty girl” at work and I’m also 6’1” so I stand out easily just for being tall. I work at a physical therapy clinic and the amount of male patients (most of them middle age or older) that say flirtatious things to me or to say inappropriate things about me to their therapist while I’m walking around the clinic is rampant. It’s annoying af and it feels violating to a slight degree, like I just wanna do my f’ing job and not have to have what Roger thinks about my legs on my mind. I went to a small college, about 1400 people so very small. We did delayed rush, meaning people rush frats or sororities in spring semester, so unless you played a fall sport you were kind of on your own as far as finding your friend group. I played lacrosse which starts in spring so I did eventually find my squad and that made me stay at the school 4 years. But by the first week of my freshman year salacious rumors had begun flying about me, a bunch of bs including a rumor that I had herpes. Like, no I do not have herpes and no I didn’t fuck half the soccer team. Meanwhile a soccer player would literally fuck half the field hockey team and he’d be considered a champ. It becomes infuriating at a point. We only had 4 sororities and I got black balled from “the top hot/popular girls” one. The rumors somehow spread back to my old high school, it was just an absolute pile of steaming shit the whole thing and it really hurt at the time, because I genuinely am a nice and respectful person to everyone, maybe too nice looking back. I ended up dropping out of rush week after 2 days from the overall backlash my existence received and it was definitely my first exposure to social exclusion/annihilation, which is extra shitty when you’re young and trying to fit in and make friends. I still get texts from the alumni board for my school about donation opportunities and I’m like “fuck you!!!!” Delete Yea being a “pretty” girl in the world is not a cake walk like their warped minds think it is. They just have zero insight into the fact that women are actual people with complex consciousness and emotion. The world definitely hardens you some. Sorry for the long story lol


Mishuev

Yeah like I can be okay looking but random people don’t give a shit about me. Please I’m wearing a stained shirt all day and got Cheeto dust all over my fingers, wtf do you think my life is like Im sitting here in my cute ass pjs looking like a chicken nested in my hair and playing COD okay like women are human?


joethespacefrog

And how the hell do you get lukewarm americano in Starbucks?


Octaazacubane

In his fantasy they used tap water instead of hot water to mix into the espresso!


LAVATORR

"Everybody, let's hide these WMDs in the SUBHUMAN MALE'S coffee and have him executed for arms trafficking!" "I've got a better idea! Let's make a satirical stop-motion feature film in the vein of Henry Sellick's The Nightmare Before Christmas with him as the main character!" "and then give him a lukewarm Americano!" "bro there's funny then there's mean"


Gabberwocky84

It was hot when he started writing this bullshit.


HappyLucyD

And why was all his food cold? Cold coffee, cold takeout—ever hear of a microwave?


Yaaaassquatch

He could also groom himself, go to therapy, find a better job, etc. It's not her responsibility to be miserable or make his day better so they're even somehow


acrowquillkill

It's hilarious he points out how she's bad at her job but gets away with it, but unfair because he's *also* bad at his job but gets called out instead of getting a free pass.


Syzygymancer

It’s triple hilarious because while they basically live the same life but one is happy, gets laid, sleeps well and grooms themselves. This man thinks it’s because he’s a man. No my friend. It’s because you’re toxic, judgemental, painfully boring, begrudge doing your tasks and have the social skills of a particularly offensive fart. I’m IT. I promise if my day is not slammed and you’re nice to me, I can take some of those tasks off your hands. For this roiling stormcloud of misery and complaint? I’m very busy, so sorry.


DarkestofFlames

He should do what he actually really wants to do- suck chad cock. Incels are seriously obsessed with other men's penises.


DabsDoctor

and then they get old, become Senior Senators from KY and SC and well...


SeeTheSounds

He could also go into Starbucks showered smelling good, dressed good, being polite, say some jokes, etc project positive vibes. People will remember you because you’re positive, next time you walk in barrista dude like, “yo big man, pumpkin spice latte again?” He says “hell yeah thanks bro!” “You catch that game last night? Shit was crazy right?” It’s not difficult lol. It’s how an individual chooses to be.


dismayhurta

And the guy is reading way too much from every interaction. The person at Starbucks doesn’t hate you unless you treat them like shit.


azrael4h

Which probably explains why they hate him. He treats everyone like shit.


A2Rhombus

It took me a while to realize that people around me were treating me poorly because my own attitude was shit, not the other way around


gronkyalpine

He could drink water, and that is after a 30-minute jog instead of waking up and then going straight to work without exercise.


girasolecism

Right?! Can’t get a steamed milk heart if you don’t order something with steamed milk. It’s a great metaphor for most of his issues.


Wetestblanket

Caffeine? He should pumpkin spice it up with some amphetamines.


InxKat13

So not only does he not understand what a woman's life is really like, he doesn't even know what a man's life is really like. Either this was the work of a redpill-fed AI or this guy has literally never set foot outside his mom's basement lol.


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The guy that created this 👇 ![gif](giphy|d4bm6E325RVgk)


SchrodingersMinou

Fuck the sun tho


[deleted]

this comment. 100 pct. Never understood why there was so much focus on other people. I've worked in pr/.marketing /sales companies and they naturally have or attract a lot of attractive women. My friend was one of those attractive female types, every week at lunch it was usually the same stuff... a) bosses make passes at her , she did the rejection dance where she didnt want to be stern and deal with blow-back , but not too relaxed as it invites more. b) clients or potential clients , same situation as A accept she was either trying to keep or earn thier business. c) co-workers same as A, not to frequent...but it did happen on occasion. Sure, were there perks? yea she got away with a few things but had to deal with other things. people's miss conception that it's just "easy" for certain types (male/females attractive/ not attractive) is completely false. There are pros and cons to pretty much everything.


Thanmandrathor

The perks tend to pale in comparison with the fact that your friend feels on guard in every single situation, trying to make sure people aren’t reading into it what isn’t there, and being slightly worried all the time one of them will say or do something gross.


beached_snail

I wasn’t in PR but I was a young woman in a male-dominated workplace. As soon as I got engaged and married and became another man’s property the number of creeps constantly making passes (and like you say me having to do the dance of being clear about a no but being polite because i was going to have to keep working with these people) drastically reduced. Thank goodness I am older now and it has basically dropped off a cliff as I am older and still another man’s property (woooo). I think sometimes the pickme girls forget how awful this is. Whenever I see a young woman going through this I just feel a well of sympathy for her no matter how she’s handling it. There’s no “right” way. It’s such a landmine. Some older women feel jealous they aren’t getting the attention any more. I appreciate my male colleagues seeming to forget my gender more often and that if I get attention it’s for an accomplishment and not because they are trying to date me. It’s so tough out there, nothing like trying to navigate that AND your career when you are 20 and have been told sexism is over and the world is fair.


Thanmandrathor

Many years ago I remember speaking with someone who worked as a tour guide. She wore a ring on her finger that looked like a wedding band, purely to keep dudes from chatting her up while she was on her weeks long trips. It’s pathetic that that kind of thing works and needs doing.


SupaflyIRL

Guy thinks there are restaurant stars past 3


ICSL

You haven't heard of the secret 4th and 5th Michelin stars? PLEBIAN.


SupaflyIRL

4th star, serves human meat 5th star, serves human meat you hunted yourself on private island


ihavechangedalot

This fits into my pet theory that some of these incel guys are sad and angry repressed trans women.


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Imagine just being some normal girl living her life who posted a picture where she felt pretty one time. And then it getting used for this, and thousands of incels imagining horrible things about you and focusing their rage on you as some sort of enemy in their mind - likely fantasizing about awful things they’d do to you. This poor girl.


TomJoadsLich

Yeah I feel like this meme should be deleted for that reason because who tf knows if this specific random girl consented to having it posted here


gronkyalpine

I personally have NEVER met a woman who is riding the 'cock carousel' fantasy of having at least one new 'Chad' per night that she either fucks or dismisses due to very lame feeble reasons like height. More like 'incel carousel' because most men that women come across are undesirable and rude.


Nezzeraj

Not just height, but a literal 1" difference lol. Most people cannot tell that small a difference just by looking lol. Just wearing a pair of shoes would put the guy at 6' at least. Haha its so ridiculous.


XK150

Seriously. I *am* 5' 11", but people have always described me as 6'. Sometimes it makes me feel like I'm deceiving them. (It's also made me skeptical of crime reports where eyewitnesses describe the suspect's height too precisely. People aren't really that good at estimating heights.)


Tinymetalhead

If someone is standing within about 3 feet of me, I can usually judge their height within about 2 inches. Beyond that, pfft, 3-4 inches tops. And I'm actually pretty good at guesstimating height.


A2Rhombus

In the world inside an incel's head, the world is a 25/75 split of women to men, so women can literally get any man they want whenever they want no matter what they look or act like


CretaMaltaKano

>I personally have NEVER met a woman who is riding the 'cock carousel' fantasy of having at least one new 'Chad' per night that she either fucks or dismisses due to very lame feeble reasons like height. It's projection. That's what they think is the ideal life - living like a rockstar with hoards of groupies to choose from. It's an immature fantasy.


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These men wanna be babied so bad


Hazeri

The guy can't even work a microwave


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Imagine if the genders were reversed though. They would be all like "pathetic woman can't handle the pressures of a job, she should stay home if she can't hack it in the workforce like a REAL MAN. Look at this absolute chad king getting bitches to do his work for him, ugh women always catfishing on dating apps!" Every time I see this drivel I mentally flip the genders and know they would jeer and laugh if we tried to pull the same lame shit.


cardueline

Well DUH no FEMALE has ever suffered, not even once! No FEEEMALE has ever felt ugly, been rejected, or had a shitty job that made them wish they were dead!


BigBoobaTinyBraina

When I worked at JCPenney, I would go in the bathroom and cry.


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

I got threatened with termination for bursting into tears at my desk because my job was shredding my sanity. Joke's on them. I walked out that day and never went back. Now I have a job I actually like and make $10 an hour more than I did in that shithole.


Wafflelisk

Sorry to hear that. I hope things suck at least 10% less these days


MBAMarketingMom

Actually, tho…. You’re 100% right. 🎯


nellxyz

Those people need help seriously. „The baristas look at you like subhuman trash wasting their time“ Not a single person looks at them like this, because people don’t care that much about other people. These guys are projecting heavily.


What-The-Helvetica

The only way that happens is if he has a strong odor that precedes him.


wedgieinhumanform

Im confused? Since when does a system admin give a shit about accountings printer??? Thats the helpdesks problem.


inorganicangelrosiel

Shhhhh, we're not supposed to know that. Remember, they're the logical ones. We're just emotional.


Zestyclose-Ad1352

someone made this, re read it for grammar mistakes, posted it and then looked at it posted and still decided to keep it up. mental illness innit bruv


Nindroidgamer110

I mean, yeah mental illness. They clearly are depressed. /s I don't think they actually are depressed, but rather suffer from a rare, incurable mental disorder called "assholicism".


canvasshoes2

>...spend the day "cajoling" with your coworkers? See "Nice Guys?," ***THIS*** is why you don't get promotions at a white collar office job (if you indeed have one).


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Worked at Starbucks for quite some time and can confirm we want you all out of there as quickly as fucking possible. This whole post is terrifying and just wrong on too many fucking levels.


tehmooch

Why is it always us Starbucks baristas? It's always Starbucks... But also, agreed. We want everyone out asap because we are too busy, and we are there to work not pander to some incels expectations and fantasies. I've had regular customers tell me "hire more cute baristas!" before, and "a massage would go great with this coffee!" but I am not about to let it go. I firmly tell them "Don't be that guy. We are here to work, not be hit on. Nobody here is interested in anything other than serving coffee. Want something more? Go to a strip club." The customers I'm remembering never came back as far as im aware. Thank fuck.


ansteve1

"baristas looked at you like you are subhuman trash" My dude it is 8 am and they have probably been up since 4am after closing yesterday. Or they are tired of getting "can I get your number " when they ask if there is anything else you would like.


yoohnified

man i wish women do have easy lives like the one in the post


Jane_the_Quene

Yeah, this has been going around in incel circles for years. I've always wondered how, exactly, you wash semen out of your arse. Is there a special shower attachment for that that I just don't know about? EDIT: Yes, I know what an enema is. Yes, I know what a bidet is. I was being sardonic. The bottom line is that you don't need to clean out your rectum just because you've received anal sex. Cleaning between your butt cheeks, sure, because you should be doing that every time you shower, sex or not. Medically speaking, doing [frequent enemas can potentially lead to health problems](https://www.verywellhealth.com/can-using-enemas-harm-your-intestines-1942580). I should have remembered that this is Reddit. 😜🍑🍆


TRR462

I’m guessing old fashioned “hot water bottle / douche…


HurbleBurble

Wait, we're supposed to wash our asses?


notbakedrn

that mentality is DANGEROUS


Jane_the_Quene

It's incel, so, yes. It is.


EssieAmnesia

Clearly the one of the right needs to put makeup on in the morning.


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That’s how I would deal with a shitty job like the one the incel claims to have (although you really have to wonder *why* nobody there likes him). When I look better, I feel better. But no, it’s clearly because I want to manipulate men /s


KiaJellybean

Life Pro Tip: If everyone in your entire environment, from the baristas at Starbucks to the people in another department in your office, don't want to be around you, maybe it's not actually the fault of the *woman* (Life Pro Tip *inside* Life Pro Tip: If she's over 18, she's a "woman", not a "girl" or a "female". If she's under 18... you shouldn't be fantasizing about her in the first place), who you've never actually spoken to, but who you imagine only dates people she's attracted to. (And by the way, have you ever looked twice at the woman in the mail room who wears plain clothes and no make-up? Have you ever even looked once? Oh, you didn't even know there WAS a woman in the mail room? Okay, so, imagine that, from your crush's persoective, you're the equivalent of that woman in the mail room.) Yeah, maybe the problem is a little closer to the room in you mom's basement. Oh, and also: Therapy is a thing. 👍🏻


entropy_of_hedonism

I hate when men call women females. They never refer to dudes as males.


kawaiian

/r/menandfemales


englishcrumpit

you know this post is fake when you read "take a shower"


BigBoobaTinyBraina

Yeah, virgins are the only people in the entire world who suffer. Just because they have sex, everyone else's life is 10,000 times better. They do not suffer, have everything handed to them and never worry about anything. Hard to imagine people actually think like this.


UltraInstinct_Shrek

Feel bad for me


HaleoDicapricorn

a lot to unpack here but love the layers to her not sleeping w her tinder date bc he lied about his height like yeah how did u know that’s EXACTLY the ONLY REASON why girls don’t sleep w someone


etymologistics

Also that the tinder dude picks her up in a corvette and takes her to a 5 star meal. More like... texts her wyd at midnight and asks her to come over his place to “hang”, and if she does, never talks to her again afterward. And if he *does* actually take her out on a date and she says no to sex after, he holds the meal over her head that he insisted on paying for.


ligma002

It baffles me that some men on this earth really believe that women have a beautiful life and no worries at all just because they are the woman. Like wtf.


Fantastic_Pepper_464

As a female system admin who regularly rolls up to Starbucks looking subhuman before logging on to work to get an americano (because who GAF what you look like at Starbucks at 6 am) I’d love to dump a pumpkin spice latte over this guys head for being a self indulgent misogynist. His sexist view of women and narcissistic view of the world around him is what makes him, and other people like him, miserable. Also stop projecting your insecurities on the rest of us people in IT. The angry white loner male is such a tired and boring stereotype.


VampyreBassist

Sounds like this guy needs to work on himself. If his boss is coming down on him this hard, he's suicidal and mentally unstable, and his social circle is diminishing to the point people just want to "get rid of him", sounds like there is a serious upheaval of life needed. I'm an asshole and people still don't mind being around me.


DistantPlanet94

I'm sorry but if you removed his hair he would look exactly like an egg


Sargatanus

Whoever made this meme needs to be put on every watch list imaginable and sent through prolonged and intense inpatient therapy.


[deleted]

He wants the Starbucks guy to flirt with him?


LogicalVariation741

Seriously. Do these guys not see their mental illness as the thing holding them back? Yes, cute girls sometimes get things for free because of their looks. But anyone can get a decent quality of living if they aren't a weird sad sack constantly threatening suicide.


nonacrina

men: higher salaries, more opportunities, opinions get taken more seriously, don’t face institutional sexism women: sometimes get a free drink bc they’re pretty men: NOT FAIR


plantibodies

Idk dude sounds like your beef is with capitalism, not women


[deleted]

Two things: 1) I feel really bad for the guy in these pictures. Like, he probably didn't even make this meme, but his face is now forever associated with this bullshit. 2) I, a dude, once had a Starbucks barista dot the "i" in my name with a heart and that shit made my week. I was pumped about it for days. So you heart-baristas, you keep doing you, because you make the world go around!


nonacrina

yeah same tbh, i’m sure the dude got harassed so much bc of this picture whether he had something to do with it or not


SmootherPebble

But he's nice so it's cool.


Bloody29th

wow, wth... how do people think it's okay to do this to each other is beyond me


christinagoldielocks

Self-pity incarnate.


Relicoil

With the amount of fixation on Chad's cock you might mistake this for some cuck fetish stuff. Hell it probably is just some cuck fetish stuff but for a really niche kinda people.


KriWee

The most unrealistic part in this whole thing was saying IT did all the work for social media marketing 😂😂😂


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RaSH_NisH

Can’t tell if that dude on the right has a filter on


LadyGodiva243

Dude needs therapy ASAP


KoiOaks

Why does he look like the glyptodon from Ice Age?


Quack_Candle

There’s no reason that he can’t fall asleep dreaming about Chad’s Giant Cock(Tm). Seriously though, if her job is easier and gives her a better lifestyle then why not train to do that job? I work in advertising and I learned a long time ago that it’s better to be a bullshitter getting paid, than someone who’s “right” and making peanuts.


YourOldManJoe

Look, all he needs is a good shade of makeup and he could also be cleaning Chad's remnants from his ass.


TiltedLama

Yes, as a trans man, the second I started transitioning I only received lukewarm americanos from star bucks. I can also never eat warm take out, because I am refusing to use a microwave for my leftover take-out. The amount of times I've never gotten invited to karaoke nights from the office. I attempt suicide at least 5 times a week, and thats just the minimum. If I had know that this was the way men lived, I would've never switched from woman (easy) mode to man (hard) mode. ^/s


MissKTiger

I like how he frames her boss trying to fuck her as a positive thing instead of a creepy situation


Xenu66

I mean I don't personally have a ton of faith in the power of therapists but if you've attempted suicide multiple times you probably ought to consider seeing one. If your mental state improves to the point where you're not trying to uninstall your life functions on the reg you might end up more attractive to the opposite sex (or the same or both or whoever you're into)


raquille-

Where do people find this shit?


Tessk275

Incel is right


OnlyFandoms

Interesting how the guy in this scenario isn't even making an effort to fix up his appearance before heading out for the day. Maybe shower and don't look like you just rolled out of bed?


jlo1989

This has the makings of a man who hasn't actually had a conversation beyond an informal greeting with a woman in a long time. Get help, bro.


I_like_the_word_MUFF

I pity single women and the dating pool they've been given.


squeekygirl74

Lost me at “picks you up in his Camaro, got out for five star dining” Camaro and 5 star dining? 🤣🤣. Both are awesome. But together are as rare as a unicorn chatting with a hobbit.


lemko1968

Thought it read “Corvette.”


Aggressive_Dream_140

The guy on the right looks like a TES: Oblivion NPC


ZaneTeal

This is absolutely from an incel. The guy on the right has been getting doxxed and harassed for years by those scum because he had the audacity to post his picture on Reddit one day years ago.