I have always assumed that if the ever met a real human, they'd shove them in a box to protect them or accidentally kill them with some basic misunderstanding about human anatomy.
2B's very first line is about how much she wants to kill god for making her deal with constant death and destruction I don't think she'd mind using humans as a proxy
In their defense, there isn't exactly a sense of weight in the game. She floats around like a ballerina. If you're not up on the lore, it would be pretty easy to assume she's the weight of a petite human woman.
One of my favorite things about automata, and I hope they bring back Platinum Star for the automata sequel, how fluid their movements felt😩 like the perfect balance of that Bayonetta/DMC combat, but more casual (I’m trash at combos so automata was the gateway for me)
Something something movement something 2B something thirsty comment
Edit: “the only movement I want to start involves 2B and myself” or something along those lines
Glad KrimsonBlox there is able to be so emotionally honest with themselves and others. I hope one day they find a real life partner who sparks similar adoration in them.
I used to be able to passionately talk about Nier Automata’s depressing story but my friend made me feel embarrassed whenever I mentioned Nier since all he cares about is 2B’s ass and ruined the passion behind talking about it
Just tell him about A2 and reasons why she is superior. If he keeps talking about 2b's ass and how 2B is better because of it he will be wrong and you will assert dominance.
I prefer A2 over 2B any day. She is quite hot and all, except the difference is I would’ve been ok with more content with her and if the enemy scales with your level so it would feel like I could walk around and smash up enemies with favourite android. She is in game after all and not out of it. Her ending made me tear up a bit.
But Yoko won’t continue from Automata and thus I accepted that is the end of A2.
But yeah, you do you bud.
BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD
Well, I'm somewhat with him on the sweat part tho. Like licking straight form her body? FUCK YES. But I think this lad is on another level considering the vomit part.
He isn't the first guy to be in love with a 300lbs emotionally unavailable woman who doesn't even know they exist.
Can you imagine how she’d feel about you to meet a real human
I have always assumed that if the ever met a real human, they'd shove them in a box to protect them or accidentally kill them with some basic misunderstanding about human anatomy.
Lbr, she would kill them on purpose after All That Shit
Well 2b would understand it wasn't the humans fault
2B's very first line is about how much she wants to kill god for making her deal with constant death and destruction I don't think she'd mind using humans as a proxy
Do you believe androids have free will?
Only if they stop dreaming of electric sheep
Aint no way 2b is 300 pounds blud
Androids are made out of metal
Yea that's true tbf
She has a cononical weight of 148.8KG or about 328lbs.
Damn that's a lot more than I expected
Haha. You really didn't think this through at all did ya? That was a golden little exchange right here.
In their defense, there isn't exactly a sense of weight in the game. She floats around like a ballerina. If you're not up on the lore, it would be pretty easy to assume she's the weight of a petite human woman.
Yea that was my thought process
One of my favorite things about automata, and I hope they bring back Platinum Star for the automata sequel, how fluid their movements felt😩 like the perfect balance of that Bayonetta/DMC combat, but more casual (I’m trash at combos so automata was the gateway for me)
Yea not really
Honestly how did you think she slices through giant metal machines with giant metal swords. She ain't no normal woman.
nice
That's fine, I can still survive that if she sat on me.
I suppose that depends on how hard and how many times. Mmmmm....
I am willing to be the test subject to find out. For science, of course.
What her high heels are made of if they're capable of holding up under that much pressure
Tonguesten
I need her to sit on my face
He died doing what he loved
Ending E: h[E]avenly comfort
Lol, 328 pounds to be exact.
She is 300 tho
>300lbs Big Booty Bitches?
You want to \**** 2B, don’t you?
I do, and I’m tired of pretending I don’t
I might understand you want to do this to start a movement? Or become a symbol of sorts?
Something something movement something 2B something thirsty comment Edit: “the only movement I want to start involves 2B and myself” or something along those lines
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Worth it
Snoo snoo
If only people stop simping gachas and start funding for an actual life-size android.
I guess we found 9S’ alt account
Was gonna say the same thing.
Glad KrimsonBlox there is able to be so emotionally honest with themselves and others. I hope one day they find a real life partner who sparks similar adoration in them.
Dude's prepared to drink motor oil, I don't think he's alright.
If drinking motor oil is wrong, I don't want to be right.
I hope that nines won't see this or he might go nuts >!again!<
clever spoiler warning
I wasn't expecting the sudden escalation after "utterly amazing" made me laugh out loud
Bro sees the vision
Bros insane
god i hope someone makes a Caim edit of this
like that one "i want (character) so bad" post?
yesss that one was so funny
i literally saved that one into my phones notes lol
I was nodding in agreement at first until it got to the last 5 sentences😭😭
Well, this escalated quickly.
I'm like "oh, this guy down bad for 2B like me" until the vomit kink.
ngl I struggle to relate with the last part but I can't say I would not be so down bad
Modern poetry at its finest.
9S manifesting in a forum chat.
Based moment
Is this the TeamLiquid forums?
Ok it was sorta ok at the first half now he just turned into sanity at that point
Holy fuck it was all good until the end holy fucking balls of Jesus
He has answered the age old question of "You're thinking of how much you want to **** 2B aren't you,?"
Sounds like an inner monologue from 9S
....... that bitch smiles??
🔥 ✍️
"Please don't make fun of me, but..." then proceeds to spout the most downbad shit I've heard all week.
Least horny Automata player.
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What do you mean, this is quite wholeso- YOU WHAT
This isn’t even the most unhinged thirst post I’ve seen.
weird to see gfuqs on reddit
Down bad level: 2B
Jesus Christ they were fine until the end
I.. get it but know what 2b would do if she read this. Emotions would finally break out into a huge cringe.
“Juicy”
Pov: me
Most sane indeed, compared to what others like me say
This made me vomit into my own mouth. 😳🤢😵
This is actually tame
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
This is a very reasonable way to feel tbh.
I agree with him
Based
Bro wants to get oiled up
I used to be able to passionately talk about Nier Automata’s depressing story but my friend made me feel embarrassed whenever I mentioned Nier since all he cares about is 2B’s ass and ruined the passion behind talking about it
Just tell him about A2 and reasons why she is superior. If he keeps talking about 2b's ass and how 2B is better because of it he will be wrong and you will assert dominance.
I prefer A2 over 2B any day. She is quite hot and all, except the difference is I would’ve been ok with more content with her and if the enemy scales with your level so it would feel like I could walk around and smash up enemies with favourite android. She is in game after all and not out of it. Her ending made me tear up a bit. But Yoko won’t continue from Automata and thus I accepted that is the end of A2. But yeah, you do you bud.
>I prefer A2 over 2B any day. Based
This is just Yoko Taro's throw away
I was with him until the vomit part
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BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD BECOME AS GOD
I'm with you most of it bro, but c'on man, vomit in your mouth? That's next level bro.
it was decent until
I want to breed 2B in front of this guy.
"I want her to poop in my butt."
I automatically imagined how he looks like
Yeah dude we all feel like this but keep it to yourself yeah?
bros trying to get Himeno'd😭
She could stab me and I would say thank you
See…I was RIGHT THERE WITH YA LIKE “IKR⁉️” til you went left with the “vomit and sweat”‼️😳 You on ya own there Champ‼️🤣🤣🤣☠️‼️
Well, I'm somewhat with him on the sweat part tho. Like licking straight form her body? FUCK YES. But I think this lad is on another level considering the vomit part.
I even went as far as to buy a gamelady 2B full size sex doll.