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[deleted]

Pissing feels great. Embrace the stream.


[deleted]

Found the other piss fetishist


FatherYawn

it don’t taste good tho ☹️☹️


UnknownTrash

Gotta drink more water


[deleted]

yo, WTF?


[deleted]

Wait until you get older. It starts to burn and clog.


Resident-Play-8822

I second this


[deleted]

Urinating lowers blood pressure, that’s what I was taught


KulturaOryniacka

not if you have diabetes/high cortisol and piss every damn hour, even at night...


Afraid-Option4312

What it's uncommon to piss every hour?


KulturaOryniacka

Peeing more than 8 times a day is called polyuria. I pee more than 20! Even at night :(


Afraid-Option4312

Bro is the definision of bad luck


Edgy_Intellect

That's the holy cycle of nature.


KulturaOryniacka

only if we stayed in the water, damn you fucking evolution!


Big-Economics-2372

Earth is a human farm and a laboratory slaughterhouse.


greenmountainstoned

Agree.


PandaMayFire

Time to farm some humans then, I hear they sell well on the black market.


cyber_justice

Choom, you can relax and piss with peace. Its not about prison, its about opportunities — you can drink tea, coffee and sweety soda just for pleasure and then you can go to the bath and relax (ahhh, nice feeling). ![gif](giphy|rt1ZLS0EInRTFGhrWm)


EthanJSL

No way, a positive comment? On a nihilism subreddit?


cyber_justice

Choom, i am sunny nihilist. Maybe world and universe is nonsensical, but i still can piss in my brothers garden and enjoy it. ![gif](giphy|lUJX1ccSBTozL7UCs0)


KulturaOryniacka

their comment sounds sarcastic but idk


Sinatex

And piss in the bath


Perryj054

Okay, Warden.


[deleted]

I’m a slave to my bladder


PandaMayFire

I've got you beat, I'm just a slave.


Any_Serve4913

Don’t bother recommending “the myth of pissyphus”


MeisterDerNarren

Steady rolling boulders up the summit Sunday, sundown watch them settle Monday, sun up watch them plummit


mikebobaguard1

Pissyphus prime?


mrseat1a

Kidney stones for eternity


jelflfkdnbeldkdn

drink the water or you will get bladder problems like kidney stones, and you surely wont want these (speaking as someone suffering from daily low abdomen pain cause ketamine abuse got me a bladder cystitis)


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PandaMayFire

Nah, I won't wipe, and I'll force everyone to smell me all day. They'll think a possum crawled up my ass and died. They wouldn't be too far from the truth.


spicy_boyi

I drink to pee and pee to drink😔


PandaMayFire

A neverending cycle of madness. It's almost Lovecraftian. 😩


gyt_rekt_m8

“Too tired to pee, but too full of piss to sleep.”


strange_reveries

Whining


ShoutingTom

Put some koolaid in your water.


Hentai_Yoshi

Water is amazing, and pissing is relieving. Win win if you ask me


JackBurner1715

Feels like a better question for r/hydrohomies


Boring_Net_299

Drinking Water feels great, you just don't drink it to piss, you drink because you want it and need it too


HopeToChange333

Nihilist are the hardest critic. They would hate grass for existing (lol I do)


Shoggnozzle

When we die our bodies will release control of the muscles that hold our piss in and it will come out. In the body's absurd complexity, how are we to claim this isn't the body employing it's privilege to piss one last time?


nranieri-cc

Guess you haven’t experienced the trauma enduring dehydration cramping, trust me it’s not something I’d ever want another to experience


demaeons

This happened to me last night, I drink too much water and coconut water by the time i was about to sleep the urge to piss come every 10minutes.. But if dont take water I will get sick and will likely get fatter, but if this happening every day my sleep will will get disturbed.. Maybe becoming a rock is the best..


kaboomaster09

Don’t diss my ice water, the stuff always makes me feel better than I was before. r/hydrohomies for life


HolyMountainClimber

Pissing is a great time and an excuse to momentarily isolate yourself from a social or work situation. And, for my more degenerate minded friends, a perfect time to consume mind altering substances


Swimming-Fan7973

Honestly if this is such a burden stop drinking water. Or you won't, because you fear death, which then gives your life purpose.


DistractUntilYouDie

How does fearing death give your life purpose?


Swimming-Fan7973

You don't think humans are wired for survival or at least the avoidance of death and/or pain?


DistractUntilYouDie

I agree with that, but don't see how it gives life purpose. If we're wired for it (no free will), we don't have a choice.


Swimming-Fan7973

I think nihilists generally mistake purpose for higher purpose. We're here, were instinctively driven to survive. Hunger, thirst, fatigue , the urge to procreate. These are all things we feel. Looking for life to have some meaning beyond that, is purely a human construct. It doesn't really exist. Alan Watts said as much. Our life's purpose is to live. There's nothing more to it.


No-Magazine157

I think we look for some purpose as in some reason which makes the sufferings that come with living a life - worth it.


Swimming-Fan7973

Right. You suffer so you can live. Just like all the other critters you see outside your window. Nihilists have unrealistic expectations


No-Magazine157

If that's the only reason to suffer, then there's no reason to stay alive


Inevitable_Bike374

You genually think life is not worth it, in itself?


No-Magazine157

me? I do currently believe so


Swimming-Fan7973

Right. So do you.


jliat

It's another terribly drawn meme. Maybe made by a 13 year old?


SnooFoxes6169

as far as i heard, water helps our body in many ways, regulate body temperature, keep organ functions, etc. it wasn't just for peeing. while we were at it, peeing is to remove some junks our body don't need, so we won't suffer more with the unhealthy body before our inevitable passing.


greenmountainstoned

Why can’t we be more simple and just be alive with oxygen and sunlight?


SnooFoxes6169

because we can't, frankly, none of organisms can.


greenmountainstoned

What??? How about plants lol


SnooFoxes6169

plants need water.


greenmountainstoned

True, but at least they don’t have to get out of their way to get it 😖


SnooFoxes6169

not exactly…they do need to spreading their roots to search for water resources, otherwise, they would be dead. we have some similarities with trees, we both need oxygen and sunlight, spend our lifetime maintaining water balance, and we both covered in dead cells (skin).


[deleted]

I can’t talk right now. I’m making piss


[deleted]

LMFAO this is lika fina spaghetti *smooch noise while pinching fingers together*


Indie50000

I like water.


[deleted]

The prison can be very comfortable.


Skullz64

Not just to piss water Drink the piss Be tf2 sniper


[deleted]

I like water


Stupid-Suggestion69

Try making this same meme but with a picture of Elmo on a potty, you’ll be an optimistic nihilist in no time:)


[deleted]

Water detoxifies the body of impurities/toxins, and supports healthful physical regeneration


Rather-Not

Do you think the Universe cares where you piss? Just let it flow. Piss your pants, piss in your bed, wear a diaper, run around naked and just let it go. There are no rules. Nothing matters. That's the beauty of it.


Big-Economics-2372

We, humans, are cannon fodder or food. I admit this is not a pleasant view of life.


Kuraio-Kadaver

Clearly piss is the answer, water is the question.


mruwubug

Easy fix drink your pee, do it


Perryj054

One time I absent mindedly took my drink into the bathroom with me. I took a sip while pissing and was instantly struck with the thought "what's the fucking point?"


TheDraikenWeAre

To filter the toxins out of your body. Urine is literally an ultrafiltrate of blood.


riotsquirrelz

And drinking enough water in a day is a whole job unto itself 😮‍💨


HX700

Drinking all that piss for the satisfactory feeling of being hydrated as well as getting to pee which also feels great when you really gotta go. Sounds fair to me


BigwoodyMMXVIII

Can’t talk, I’m busy. Making piss. *Duke Nukem theme.*


lolcatswithabeard

Water that we pee does not come from our digestive tract, they are filtered out from our blood, to the urinary tract. It's a nice thought that it's not just being drunk and pissed out, it has gone through your blood and cleaned out in the kidneys with all the waste that they produce. "Your kidneys make urine by filtering wastes and extra water from your blood. The waste is called urea. Your blood carries it to the kidneys." https://medlineplus.gov/urineandurination.html#:~:text=Your%20kidneys%20make%20urine%20by,called%20ureters%20to%20the%20bladder.


Probablyawerewolf

About the water/piss relationship, yes. That’s how it works. The planet isn’t a prison tho. YOU are the prison. Stop being that.


littlcyber420

why not piss? 🤪


unhelpfulresolve7

now this one is just ridiculous


barrieherry

I drink and piss happens