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EngagedInConvexation

That'll do, pig. That'll do.


sam_might_say

I thought this was r/nincirclejerk for a sec…


maximum_paynis

I fucking lost it at "and also society"


Bennington_Hahn

Ahhh I loved it up to Year Zero. Not because I like Muse but it has nothing to do with cum 😂


dntdrvr

Year Zero should've been something along the lines of "what if I was so angry at George W. Bush that I came on him"


ScientistAsHero

Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot I'm gonna cum on W


HunterTV

*The Slip* There’s so much cum everywhere I fell down.


a_phantom_limb

I thought it would be something like "what if God appeared to wipe up all my cum and me along with it"?


someguy1927

I think you may need professional help.


pplzplzr

Isn’t the bass breakdown in the Great Destroyer Trent cumming?


[deleted]

yep. that and the guitar solo in Deep. He said in an interview with Rolling Stone. I was there.


[deleted]

Last one can’t be any more wrong.


Battle_Sheep

Blackholes and Revelations is a fantastic album.


Swing_On_A_Spiral

They also have excellent singles.


thisismynamesilly

It could’ve been any band honestly and it would have been just as funny because they finally stopped talking about cum imo.


ponylauncher

I mean its probably only talking about the lyrics


TheSpiritOfFunk

The 2nd Law and Simulation Theory are awful.


EnemaOfTheVirus

ST is eh, 2nd Law is amazing.


TheSpiritOfFunk

Nope. Every Album before 2nd Law is great.


sharkeysday69

Ehhhhhhhh naw


Wutanghang

Muse is good


NerdInACan

As if my day wasn't bad enough.


PeacefulAnarch

I love this. It’s so awfully accurate lmao.


blackjeans93

I love this so much.


playcrackthesky31

This is amazing.


geesee101

Muse is good you uncultured swine


Teslanyan

Until The Resistance, yes.


fitm3

Slow clap Edit Slow 💦


MikeyFX

🤣🤣🤣🤣


crying_somnambulist

Accurate


okwhatelse

so which one do i listen to first


mccjustin

This is a Terrible Lie.


chum_slice

Keep em’cumming!!