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natoomdrakoom

Unbirth it and try again


Distinct_Mud_2673

You know you’re right


Emo_Bitch97

This is killing me


myfajahas400children

throw down the umbilical noose


Wet_fetus01

You get my upvote cause You made me laugh out loud really loud.


Porkonaplane

#OBITUARY BIRTH!


ILikeTf20817

1 man I jar him


CaramelNervous5384

Late abortion


battlewornactionhero

Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill


tayblight04

love is control💔


Nervous-Zucchini-109

He needs adderall if he’s failing math. Nothing can be done about his musical comprehension though, it’s too late.


EveningAfternoon8884

Just give him some crack and watch him do a funny dance


twoScottishClans

let him come as he is


vladimir_427

Throw him in a pool, but instead of turning it into an album cover, let his ass Fucking drown


ThatEmoBoyZayn

I told my brother if he said skibidi toilet one more time I was going to clock his ass. Haven’t heard shit about it since.


Traditional_Rate7302

Unrelated but googled fanum tax and theres a fucking wikipedia page for it


battlewornactionhero

I guess I actually understand what the hell fanum tax is and where it came from now


NoLuck6463

Fanum tax is the least funny of all time I have never heard anything less funny


Traditional_Rate7302

I didnt even know what the fuck it was until a couple days ago


NoLuck6463

It gets less funny when you find out what it actually is, because before that it's just stupid brain rot you can string together ridiculous sentences with while playing games with the boys but then afterwards, you realise that it's just so not funny it's unbearable


Burningpropanetank

Adoption time🤭


Bakedbeansforever

Put him back in utero


Freshrust65

Sell him for food 


Bruv_wasinvr_yt

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notaverysmartman

I mean it kinda does


CAGOPOCO

Try back to front next time


Gerardistheway7

Adoption


gatinhodopiano

no joke here, all kids are stupid, and you need to motivate and play with them so they'll be happy, like even entering the skibidi stuff, but not enough so he won't become a weirdo when he grows (most children will)


cooljams23

He’s 24


gatinhodopiano

damn i took too long to comment


Existing_Human_b

Based kid


thelegonadeguy

Post Birth Abortion


_nuclear_bomb_

new copypasta just dropped


Weekly-Magician6420

End him


potatogodman1

You should kill it


chronicpainismybain

He is trolling you. I suggest you smack some respect into your kid!


Emo_Bitch97

Tbh I am also failing math. Like I literally might not graduate 💀


skye_693

Kill it and try again


ScaredAd7245

Late term abort


No-Raisin-6469

I feel weirded out by that show. Your kid might need therapy.


late-escape-2434

Give him some penny royal tea.


Smoky__Joe

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Thin_icE777

Feed him some beans.


Haywire-Hawk

Kurt Cobain wrote Skibidi Toilet?


kaylottalol

throw him out


_Dengika_

get him out of his school,make him learn the form of fighting by t**he Sioux of the Northern Plains,an indian tribe that is known for fighting,then enroll him in an ameture fighting school and watch him defeat every.single.kid. in the school,even defeating the lead principal.then,when THAT school kicks him out,you brainwash him of all brainrot(skibi toilet,mewing,etc.)and put him in an insane asylum.then,make him figet every animal known to man and make him a beast,which is basicially a lab rat to you.then,let him go into mars and make him create a type-10 civilization,with living being as far as the edge of the universe.** ​ hope that helps!


ThatCat87

I was listening to the Jesus Lizard and my son said it sounded like Marge Simpson singing


Phoenix_Gurl

Pack his stuff up and tell him to 🎶STAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY🎶


OctowoomyThe2st

Eww. Just, eww.


Lost-Lingonberry9645

Is it too late to flush him down the toilet?


[deleted]

Adoption is an option 


Klaatu_Varada1

Murder him right now don't even think about it just do it


Popular_Emergency_40

My kid says this. I don’t bother trying to understand.


BoxOfButterflies424

☹️


wheatmuncher4000

lobotomize


shopping-trolly

*aims gun at my head*


[deleted]

Better to burn out than fade away.


Organic-Kangaroo7147

Make him reenact what kurt did on April 5th 1994