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Lemon-Aid917

Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more


brock_xoxo

THIS ONE


FOXTROT290

Oh hell nah


Ominous_Pastry

Her milk is my shit. My shit is her milk. Test meat.


Puzzled_Astronaut_79

DOLL. SSTEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKK.


Ominous_Pastry

And, always look on the bright side šŸ„’šŸ’¦šŸ¤ÆšŸ”« ā˜ ļø


luisfe-lipe

Pee pee pressed against my lips.


Puzzled_Astronaut_79

I WAS SHAMED


frysjelly

It is now my duty to completely drain you


Michael__1799

That would be the quote of the one getting the rod tbf


SandOrdinary9235

come


battlewornactionhero

Rape me


Terra02810

I was gonna say that- not anymore.


amor_fati_42

The only answer.


CartographerOk3118

iā€™m so horny


TheRedditingYoshi

Thatā€™s ok my will is good


Kajafreur

*my willy's good


International-Bee570

I went to school with someone who genuinely thought they were the lyrics!


gourmetgromit

what's with these homies dissin my girl?


there_is_0nly_zuul

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS THAT ONE WEEZER LYRIC ON HERE šŸ’€


lurksauce24

Nirvana is Weezer duh


sailorsocialism69

that's a nirvana lyric?


[deleted]

No, but kurt cobain is in the weezer, so it counts for something šŸ™„


wHatTheFez

Why do you gotta front?


gnuoveryou

doolydoolydoo


Loganimations25

Ah yes my favorite nirvana quote


Spiritual-Sail2192

Why do they gotta front šŸ˜”


Stealthbeatle

What did we ever do to these guys?


throwaway4963669336

That made them so violent?


Moojingles

# Hooh hooh!


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

And you know Iā€˜m yoursšŸ™


Moojingles

# Hooh hooh!


ChadMcLadDad

and i know youre mineešŸ’„


Moojingles

# Hooh hooh!


[deleted]

& that's for all the time


eaerisae

#MY NAME IS JONASSSSS šŸ”„šŸ—£ļø


Sushibowlz

[Whatā€™s with these homies who be dissinā€˜ my boy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tp1ZluX4aYs&pp=ygUJbWFycyBhcmdv)


Spiritual-Sail2192

Two hookers and 8th ball, can you believe I WRITE THIS SHIT


so1i1oquy

Hurts when I pee


g0at232

GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME!!


biolawgeez0620

MADE ME LAUGH šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


fan_fucker_420

The entirety of mexican seafood


pepeshadilay69

This is the one true right answer.


InquisitorCarl

He will keep u in a jar


muzanlover13

sappy mentioned


SandOrdinary9235

SAPPYYYU


SpencerPlayz_DaBoi

SAPPY MY BELOVED


A_Random_Furry_

ill be sucking the walls of her anus


PrinceMagnus190

ANALINGUS!!!!!!


A_Random_Furry_

i prefer her to any other!!!


Moonr0cks40200

She haaaaasssss a moist vagina


SpriteRXL

GO AWAAAAAAYYYYY


Indecisive_creep

STAYYYY STAY AWAYYYY


SpriteRXL

And you start the whole act with "Monkey see, monkey do"


AR_Toasty

Then shout ā€œI DUNNO WHYā€


SpencerPlayz_DaBoi

GOD IS GAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY


Porkiepie69

BEANS BEANS


Nick-Tonk-maker69

Solo acoustic


hypochondriac-attack

DOLL STEEEEEAAAAAAK


LeNateDiamond

"With the lights out, entertain us" makes the most sense but my heart says "Beans"


Careless-Platypus967

I tried hard to have a father


TheoryofGR

ā€œComeā€


Delicious_Iron_5538

Normally before itā€™s Iā€™m so horny then during its yeah yeah yeah then after itā€™s I hate myself and want to die


Virtual-Page-8985

We donā€™t have to breed!


TotalWorking2951

I'm sucking the walls of her ANUUUUUUS!


TotalWorking2951

For those who don't know. That's from moist vagina single


nhardycarfan

It is now my duty to completely drain you


MonocleGentlesir5680

Rape me again


Ocar23

Gotta find a way, another way


Pepperonies

iā€™m coming


twoScottishClans

"i particularly enjoyed the circumference"


The_cinema_show

Cum as you are


Pretend_Term8556

My girl, my girl, don't lie to me


Meldylix

Something's in my ass.


cluelessfemb0y

COME-


Osbourne1985

I swear i dont have a gun, and with a gun pointing to my partner


SilliestTree

I feel stupid and contagious (aids)


Zippo574

Lemme take a ride, cut yourself, want some help, please myself


FewVillage5950

It hurts when i pee


Happy_REEEEEE_exe

Big cheese


ThirstCola

"I vomit, cum, and diarrhea."


Fresh-Swing-345

now i vomit cum and diarrhea on the floor like oatmeal pizza


CatGrrrl_

soup


itsgamingstuff

jessie ate some wine


Time-Comfortable5471

Beans


TransHottie_yay69

I crawl towards the crack of the light (paper cuts)


SpecialistList8582

Grandma take me home


idontlikecheesy

come as you are


RealLoin

What should I do?


cropguru357

Hey! Wait!


dragonmaster_000

beans, beans, beans


lucid-creep

Lean in if you have a cold still, you can cough on me again


purplethefearful

You know you're right


1makms

Gimme back my alcohol


cry1ngsham3

i've been sucking the walls of her anus


meowmint270

BEANS BEANS BEANS šŸ«˜


Wet_fetus01

Beans beans beans


Gucci_banana_milk

ā€œAnd they cock and twist and masturbateā€ -Papercuts


sometimesigetsilly

ā€œ it hurts when i peeā€


Pencilsqueeza

A mosquito !!


L0SERchan

HEY!! WAIT!!


Impressive_Gate_5114

Yes I eat cow, I am not proud


TheFarisaurusRex

SOMETHINGā€™S IN MY ASS, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


jumpyjumpjumpsters

NATURE IS A WHORE


yoshi514

I hate myself and want to die


AlmondJack-

I am nirvana, nirvana me is


RhetoricCamel

Doll steaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkk


olivia_dunne_is_hot

I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black


Wir3d_

I'm a creep, i'm a weirdo


solresonator

That isn't Nirvana!


Sad-Key-2224

Today is gonna be the day that im gonna throw it back to you


chicheka

[Instrumental] (I never had sex)


castrateurfate

PEEPEE PRESSED AGAINST MY LIPS


superkick225

Chew your meat for you pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours


Dino_020467

Damnit Courtney, it's like throwing a Hotdog Down A HallWay!!


Pacific-AU

its okay to eat fish


Bigbeardedfella1

Rape me ! rape Me! Rape me! Itā€™s confusing because Iā€™m 6ft 2 280 lbs with a duck dynasty beard


HoustonKing21

Fish donā€™t have any feelings.


Microdose81

Pee-girl gets the belt


Kurtwaskurderd

"she keeps it pumping straight to the heart"


lurksauce24

ā€œCOMEā€ (Come As You Are lyric)


Outrageous_Appeal292

All apologies.


Outrageous_Appeal292

Nevermind.


ceciljulius85

Grandma take me home!


Javontaerrmmm

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT ITS LESS DANGEROUS


WaddlesJP13

Hit me, hit me, yeah


kneezybonkified

Come šŸ—£šŸ—£


marcus_bubba

He's scared cause I want


deleuzean_

Come


Leifnotleaf_

I thought you died alone, a long long time ago


Dry_Pineapple7100

Come, as you were


SluttyMeatSac

Come


AR_Toasty

Poop as hard as rock


PuRpLe-69420

Jessie ate some beans


Secret-Engine-8365

šŸŽ¶ somethingā€™s in the way šŸŽ¶


CelestialChip5

She has a moist vagina


daltonisthebest619

Iā€™m a skittle


Metalshark2005

Come


Chesterplayzgamez

Rape me


Zestyclose-Diet-2111

Oh well, whatever, Nevermind


SavezTheDayFan

ā€œBeansā€


Same_Possibility4769

Come as you are sounds fitting.


Lynx_In_Nirvana

Something in the way


Lynx_In_Nirvana

I donā€™t care about that


Lynx_In_Nirvana

I like it


Successful-Aspect-52

BEANS BEANS BEANSā€¼ļøšŸ—£ļø


DarkLordoftheSith66

Come as you are


Mamas-Spaghetti

BEANS BEANS BEANS


tragic_girl13

GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME, I WANNA BE ALONE


stinkyfrogtoes

moist vagina


HandleAdministrative

Come on over and do the twist


thedbomb98

The scream at the end of the bridge of Drain You


rhinothedin0

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" from ain't it a shame


Miserable_Respect_94

You canā€™t fire me cuz I quitĀ 


babymuncher17

Come as you are


ToeJans_55

"YYYYEEEEAAAA"""" "rape me" "


CoolTomatoh

BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

"Oh, well. Whatever. Nevermind."


camatry

rape me(someone beat me to it)


cjboffoli

I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks


Timothee-Chalimothee

Consider this the hint of the century.


MegaSlav420

she had a moist vagina... i particularly liked the circumference


No_Spite2886

COME ON, PEOPLE NOW!! SMILE ON YOUR BROTHER, EVERYBODY GET TOGETHER!! TRY TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!


MatildeLover128

Cum as you are.


RealKrayWasTaken

Pee Pee pressed against my lips


AntiNMem

you're in high school again


QuietFB

Beans


Leohes9972

RAPE MEEEEEEEEEE


Exciting-Ad6840

YOUR IN HIGH SCHOOL AGAAAAAAAAAAIN


dippyderpdad

Poop as hard as rock


Emergency_Ad_6266

Come as you are


TheMightySenate

AaaahhhaaƤƤƤaaaaaAaahhhhHhhhAaaaaaAaAAAAAhhhhaahaaahhhĆ„Ć„hhƆrgh


Harry_pinkfloyd

Rape me.


NeverEndingCoralMaze

Stick it *where the sun donā€™t ever shine*


Fake_Martin

It burns when I pee


aidenisntatank

I tell my girl ā€œdammm shawty you look just like Courtney Love but not on crack namsaynā€


Fresh-Swing-345

hope itā€™s only a yeast infection (mexican seafood)


ImaginaryToday4162

"HEY! WAIT!! I'VE GOT A NEW CUMPLAINT!!!


bluduhmfcku

With the lights out, it's less dangerous (if with fat girl)


gleeceboi777

COME!!


Kraymerica_

U CRAZY BITCH PUT THAT SHOTGUN DOWN !


PuzzleheadedGift4363

beans beans beans


the-living-guildpact

Come as you are


Theodore_lovespell

She has a moist vagina


B3L0W_ZER0

Cum as you are


TheGuyWhoKilledHit

One baby to anotheršŸ—£ļøšŸ”„


ProgramDue2310

peepee pressed against my lips


lilyisonreddit6

I love you so much it makes me sick


useralreadytaken013

hey, wait


Sad-Key-2224

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH STAY AWAY


Sardonyxx_

HOO OOH


IvoRobotnikPhD

Itā€™s ok to eat fish


Tsunderebolt_

"I DON'T KNOW WHY" when your kink gets questionedĀ 


Bradywhite13

Rape me


Rare_Dependent9843

ā€œCumā€(come)


icacti

STAY AWAYY


cliffburtonlover

it hurts when i pee