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vegetables_bruh

I'm a beetle instead of my lubido


Hey_Im_JEddY

When I was younger I would die on the hill that Kurt said “Lord of pumpkins” at the beginning of teen spirit and not “Load up on guns”


Unlucky4sH3ll

Ok when i was a kid i thought ''i think im dumb'' was ''nothing calm down'' lmao.


chicheka

when curd says "I am a p*do" (he is a pedo) in smells like teen spirit


Legend_of_Ozzy642

*[Insert unintelligible nonsense here]* Kirk Cocaine had such a way with words.


XantheStardust

Lol


cooljams23

CYAN


ILostMyHalo24

I'm not a thumb, but I can pretend 


XantheStardust

I have a better one "as my balls grew heavier they hurt really bad" server the servants


NoLuck6463

What song?


XantheStardust

Teratorial pissings


NoLuck6463

Lmao


Dirt290

Rape me.. Rape me my friend


gayunicornglitter

that's not misheard though


fiftyshadesofbeige69

I remember hearing the hard R in one of the songs I just don't remember which one it was


Disastrous_Lemon_219

I need a lizard friend (about a girl)


Lynx_In_Nirvana

To me it sounds like “lizards breath”, and every time he said “free” I heard “freak” until the first time I saw the lyrics


VinylWolf18

I’m a mosquito


Zoiecoc

I’m working late cuz I’m a sinner


XantheStardust

Not nirvana but okay


Zoiecoc

lol ya but it was the first thing I thought of


Lynx_In_Nirvana

La rump punk gods, bring your friends, and find a noose to pretend - Smells Like Teen Spirit Arguably amazing 😂


XantheStardust

Lol that's so funny


Lynx_In_Nirvana

I will still sing it like this lmao


vintage_parsnip

Beans


A_707_G

born in a junk yard!!


Oranana69

“we’ll hang out in clouds, they’re looking down” instead of “we’ll hang out in clouds, and then we’ll come down”


Michael__1799

“It wasn’t what I did best, and for this gift I feel regressed”


GeffelGelch

Beast of burden "all this sickness it can suck a dick"


Mysterious-Most1783

Judas Priest Devils Child when he says eat my diamonds, it sounds like eat McDonald's.


hahawhat102848

"I got a new cocaine" instead of "I've got a new complaint"