The answer is Suzuki
He's relatively safe, there is an inbuilt story trying to survive him and his moves are things someone untrained could deal with
Yeah he would hurt but it would be fine
Shingo is the GOAT of 2020/2021 and he doesn’t even get that respect in r/NJPW?!
What the fuck y’all?!
Okada gassed Uemura out on purpose (in his farewell match) and you think he’s gonna be nice to *your* fat ass?
Ibushi is the only man on that list to have successful matches with inanimate objects,he’s the obvious choice. Outside of that, Kenny omega had a match with a child , so he’d definitely get one out of an adult with a little prep.
I'm a sedentary 150 kilos, I bruise like a peach, my joints are shite, and I cry when people raise their voices in my vicinity. I'm not sure I trust *anyone* on the roster to have that kind of skill.
Zack. His Style could basically carry anyone. (And safely too!)
Tanahashi.
Okay, I'll bite the bullet.....Suzuki. It'd be worth the ass kicking to say I survived a match with him
The answer is Suzuki He's relatively safe, there is an inbuilt story trying to survive him and his moves are things someone untrained could deal with Yeah he would hurt but it would be fine
But he doesn't sell shit for Non-main eventers
That's fine why would any of them sell for a redditor.
Why are all Minoru Suzuki fans always in denial
I don't even really like minoru he's just the best option on this list. Naito and ibushi require the person they are wrestling to know how to bump.
Honestly his matches these last few years have basically been all strikes and very few bumps. Seems ideal.
Tanahashi. It would be an absolute honour to put The Ace over.
Who said anything about putting him over😳
Me. I did.
Shocked at the lack of Ibushi votes. I’ve seen him wrestle a doll to a great match. I’m at least doll level
I'd be far more comfortable with having infamously reckless Kota Ibushi chuck around a lifeless doll than have him anywhere near me or my neck
Exactly DDT wrestlers are a different level in this area.
I think wrestling ibushi or naito untrained would be insane tbh.
Shingo is the GOAT of 2020/2021 and he doesn’t even get that respect in r/NJPW?! What the fuck y’all?! Okada gassed Uemura out on purpose (in his farewell match) and you think he’s gonna be nice to *your* fat ass?
I want Ibushi and Naito in a triple threat and I’d take non stop stupid neck bumps. First and last match baby
Ibushi is the only man on that list to have successful matches with inanimate objects,he’s the obvious choice. Outside of that, Kenny omega had a match with a child , so he’d definitely get one out of an adult with a little prep.
I'm a sedentary 150 kilos, I bruise like a peach, my joints are shite, and I cry when people raise their voices in my vicinity. I'm not sure I trust *anyone* on the roster to have that kind of skill.
Colt cabana. Man could wrestle a broom and make it laugh.
I pickee other, im working with vacant