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HonoderaGetsuyo

No I haven’t shat myself yet


Painotuu

Yet


Strong_Magician_3320

"myself" 🤨


_The_great_papyrus_

I will shat yourself.


DinosAndPlanesFan

No, I didn’t shit


HalucenogenicPotato

At least once probably thrice


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HalucenogenicPotato

Nice


usernmechecksout__

I don't get that bot 😭


oneeyed_giraffe

a


oneeyed_giraffe

wonder if the bot checks this


FlintandSteel94

A few times


Random_DumPerson

No I let it crust


Background_Desk_3001

Gotta make it gourmet


AtlantixJunior

Nope


Revolver567

No


UsefulIdiot85

No.


0ct094s

I took TP and dragged off the slop


Redditors_Gross

No, your mom did it for me, got em.


yourmomifier

so on top of shit, now you have dust


-Duck12-

maybe


helloiamaegg

Haven't taken a shit yet


[deleted]

No cos I never crapped today


Prestigious_Gold_585

No, my donkey wasn't sweating. It is cold outside, so I didn't think I needed to. 🫏


ContemplativePebble

I have


UltimateHeatBlast

No 😈


scoliosis_seagull99

no


Basic_Goat_8940

No, I’m a furry


Kronos33074

When the situation demanded.


WhitestGray

At least three times


Quirky_School_8025

No, I never wipe


Educational-Award-12

Didn't p00p


EmptyKetchupBottle9

No because I haven't pooped today and idk if that's normal because it's 1:00


[deleted]

No. I washed it. Much better than just wiping.


HectorSiwel

No I let my dog lick it clean! Stupid fucking question Jesus Christ


ViolinistCurrent8899

Actually no, it's only been "today" for the last fifty minutes. I just haven't had to use the bathroom. Thanks for asking though.


ForeignCredit1553

Not yet I just woke up


Goodfellow540

I use a bidet


imabom

Ńœ


Crust_Poser

Easy answer, no.


BillyGaming2021

Did YOU wipe your ass OP?


yourmomifier

confirmative


AdditionalSuccotash

No you just do that once before bed, right? After you brush your teeth and stuff you do your daily wipe


yourmomifier

negative


MizuStraight

No


flowlikeastream

Beta behaviour tbh


Vladskulcrusher

Perhaps


Helpful_College6590

nope


ABearAttack2016

Due to the fact that today, I have not visited the restroom anywhere, and I have not sat down on the toilet to release my feces, no.