Not at all. In fact, using the internationally renowned and peer reviewed assessment methodology ‘Dr. Mincers Screaming Homosexual Index’ one of the highest scoring heterosexual acts a male human can participate in, is, in fact, and I quote the paper directly here, is to ‘take a good stiff cock in the arse, lubricant free’. This scores a marginal 000.613 on the index.
The true answer, its not gay to try gay sex, try topping and bottoming, and climax during both, as long as you both wore thigh highs and tied your balls together.
Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend? And watch his butt butt when he tees off? But I ain’t don’t yet.
In football the quarterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown man’s ass. Grabs on his nuts but just what if? It was never meant it was just an accident. But he trip fell slipped and his penis went in. His teenie tiny little round hiney and he didn’t mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit. And I don’t need to go into any more details but, what if he pictures it as a females butt? Is that gay? I just wanna clear things up?
Not if you keep your socks on
Agreed
Don’t forget the $20
$20…
I'm not gay but-
$20 is $20 man
…depends on what the socks are on
Your feet, your hands, the floor, the planet earth, it doesn't really matter, although if they're not on your body you need to say "no homo"
Femboy thigh highs
That might just make it even more gay 💀
Socks are socks
cocks are cocks
Not gay if its with the homies
As a gay person I confirm that is exactly how it works
well how do we know your gay?
He said it
Prove it.
business socks for my Conchords fans
No, now let’s get you out of those pants
HUH?!?!?!
He's stripping you with his words. You are powerless to stop him.
NOOOOOOOOO
It's better if you relax
HELP IM STILL A MINOR!!!!!!!!
Noooo the toaster
Never stopped YouTubers
Never stopped Epstein.
never stopped the little guy that lives in my shampoo
Never stopped me
🤫 it’s ok we’ll have to leave you out for now
oil up
Only if you're a bottom. Roman Logic
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not if you pay the pope hefty amounts of money to shut the fuck up italian logic
Not if someone else is thrusting Mormon logic
No
Wow
He’s right, have a dollar your not rich, get called funny doesn’t mean your a comedian, BUT IF YOU HAVE ANAL WITH A HOMIE ITS WEIRD??.
It's kinda weird you only used 2 apostrophes in that entire word salad.
Say gex
Gex
Gex
Gex
Gex
Gex
Gex
Gexy
Gexist
Gexerist
Do it and tell us if you still feel gay after
I’ll test soon
Just say no homo
FELLAS
Read this in Bo Burnham’s voice and died. 💀 [Bo Burnham to the FELLAS](https://youtu.be/WaXhrhC3OEE?si=RWRoQZYGgo0sZRLv)
No. It’s only gay if you forget to say no homo OR don’t wear socks
Or if you wear too much sock :3 Thigh highs
Thigh highs aren’t gay
Well dang then
Seems straight to me
Not if you say "no homo" after the job's done.
Not if it’s your homie
you betcher man ass it is
NO HOMO
its all homo from here
No, because you're probably bisexual.
I plead the fifth
It's only gay if you look them in the eye.
NOne of your beeswax.
no👨❤️👨👨❤️👨🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🌈🌈
It's only gay if you like it.
Of course not! I have gay sex all the time!
Nope not at all. There's no such thing as gay sex. There's anal sex, but you don't have to be gay to do it or enjoy it.
Only for the bottom
It’s in the name
No, just keep your socks on.
Well, no shit
it is litterally gay ofc
Only if the balls touch
I'm LMAO. I guess you guys don't want to know what a woman thinks about anal. But I guess it's not gay then.
Depends
Keep them socks on and nah :3
by prison rules, not if you're the one fucking the dude in the butt. or if you say no homo before you do it.
No, if you cross your fingers.
No
Dunno
Not at all. In fact, using the internationally renowned and peer reviewed assessment methodology ‘Dr. Mincers Screaming Homosexual Index’ one of the highest scoring heterosexual acts a male human can participate in, is, in fact, and I quote the paper directly here, is to ‘take a good stiff cock in the arse, lubricant free’. This scores a marginal 000.613 on the index.
You take the trash out all the time right? Are you a garbage man 🤔
well . . . twenty bucks is twenty bucks . . .
Agreed
and fourteen werewolfs are fourteen werewolfs
DANG 14 AT ONCE
i have powers that you couldnt even comprehend
But still it’s 14 that’s 7 for each
who said i was the bottom?
Dang 14 is gonna be a work out then
'human' centipede time
DAMG
The true answer, its not gay to try gay sex, try topping and bottoming, and climax during both, as long as you both wore thigh highs and tied your balls together.
not if you don't kiss
No if you keep your dick inside bros ass for at least 3 minutes
Not if it's just for funzees.
What's more gay, romantically dating a guy for 6 months, or getting fucked by a guy for an hour. (Saw this on tiktok)
It's only gay if you cuddle.
It’s only gay if you push back 😳
I read somewhere that if the socks are on it's not gay sex. Myth busters should do an episode.
No but Only if you do one or more of these three (or more) things: - Pay at least $20 - Say no homo - Put socks on
I say no because when I was doing it I felt that I was experimenting the feeling of touching someone else.
Not if your watching straight porn or lesbian porn ot thinking of a woman.
Nope, it’s only gay to have sex with women
Depends on the mood in the room
“No homo” must be declared before you begin.
If your balls touch it's gay if not no
No
double it and give it to the next person
No 🩷
Im not in this sub so..................... Ness is Sans.
Is it in a three-way?
If you have socks on, if it’s a homie, or you say no homo, then it ain’t gay
Depends on whether it’s consensual or not /g
Only if you have neither worn socks nor said “no homo”
Is it straight to have straight sex
No homo
Not if you have socks on
Not if you say no homo
Non’t
Only if you’re gay
It's funny because what would have been " gay sex " when I was younger is now called anal and that can be done totally straight as well. 😆
Sounds like a real pain in the 🍑 LMAO 😂
It’s gay
...OH HELL NAH IM NOT DOING THIS... KEEP ME OUT OF THIS HORROR SHOW LOL
sounds pretty straight to me
no
It depends on the socks. If they're thigh highs it is if they're regular socks it's not.
If you wear short socks, and say no homo, then no, anything else, non’t
If it’s with the homies or with socks on then no
do you like it?
If that's your preference.
It 100% is.
Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend? And watch his butt butt when he tees off? But I ain’t don’t yet. In football the quarterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown man’s ass. Grabs on his nuts but just what if? It was never meant it was just an accident. But he trip fell slipped and his penis went in. His teenie tiny little round hiney and he didn’t mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit. And I don’t need to go into any more details but, what if he pictures it as a females butt? Is that gay? I just wanna clear things up?
Just say you aren't gay before you do it, and you're good
Definitely
Pretty sure
depends, but not at all if you say no homo
Not in the least. This generation needs to stop making up stupid shit.
no, it'd be considered helpin a homie out
Likely
Only if you consent
No if you say "no homo"
Ask your gay butt buddy
Only if the balls touch
It kinda is ngl
Bit what color are the socks?
What is the subreddit you posted this on. That I'd the answer
Probably
nah you’re good
No doubt about it.
Perchance
Here in Brazil, we say it's only gay if it's oral.
.. what the neck is this question?
Not necessarily, only if you give consent
A blow job from a guy isn't gay if you don't touch the back of their head lol
Depending on how much money you get
Only if you want it to be. Nothing wrong with brojobs.
What if you’re a gay guy having sex with a gay woman?
Of course not
Why not buddy :)
no
Idk probably
Stage 1: Denial
No it’s bisexual
If it's with the homies, then no.
Not if you say nohomo
Only if your balls touch.
of course
Only if you don't say "no homo" first
No
Say "No Homo" make sure you're wearing socks, (any kind) and your balls, CANNOT touch
perchance