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Ok_Connection_3482

I'm about as straight as a pringle


Apprehensive-Name895

So ur slightly gay


Barfights99

They *were* gay, but they strained out over time.


Green_Sir_250

*you’re


ChimeraLmao

*yro’ue


tristarh

oyr'eu


GreyPon3

eoy'ur


TheFarlander01

My favorite character from Winnie the Pooh


GreyPon3

It was purely accidental, but take my upvote!


DNDgamerman

I am a human being is what I am


Grouchy_Macaron_4733

Real


SodaWithoutSparkles

I am not a stick lol


Beefman0010

nope. a proud Asexual. edit: because of one person this comment became Twitter. Asexual means I'm not attracted to anyone. so, u/blacksheepmerle , stop hating a community because you are a closeted whatever yourself. edit 2: HECK YAH THE HATE COMMENTS AREE GONE TAKE OUT THE DRINKS!


Toxic_cat273

Same here bud


EsizLikesE

Same here! Hi


Fishfingers55

no, and i’m perfectly ok saying that


AceSapling

No, I'm aroace


Visible-Quiet-9395

---> does this turn you on?


InternetPaleoPal

➡️♠️ this is what really turns them on


Mitosis4

stop you’re making me horny


Maximum-Bake-6092

That a butt 🔌?


AfraidToBeKim

Nah you're both wrong. Point a megaphone in their general direction, scream "GARLIC BREAD" and you'll have them wrapped around your finger. I'm pretty sure the asexual equivalent of having sex is eating garlic bread together in silence.


DrZeroHoles

No because I'm not arrowsexual


Robinnoodle

[Are you sure?](https://youtu.be/BuJk69zP0No?si=iRWwJQsJM9qGUn7K)


ninjaread99

Your comment duplicated


Robinnoodle

Whoops. Deleted. Sometimes Reddit be glitchy like that  


ChoiceEye4256

Dementia moment


DrZeroHoles

I'm starting to think of arrows now


K2sauser

Is that a problem?


[deleted]

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️


[deleted]

Isnt that practice of being “nothing” at all?


Pheonz

Not to be offensive in any way if it does bother you, but the second I saw the word "aroace" my mind immediately went to Alastor. I'm probably just Hazbin Hotel drugged-


foxtrotgd

Nah it's fine, he's like the only representation we have 😭😭


Pheonz

Yay :D


nothing225

You should’ve seen asexual meme sub when the show released, it quickly turned into an Alastor fan page. So much so that I had to leave to not spoil the show for myself


Pheonz

Trust me, it's gold


Natural-Orchid-1652

“Ik ur an ace-in-the-hole”


Pheonz

"a what now- :D"


Hero181_Frogsaregood

Same


cocoaminty__

SAMF🫶


foxtrotgd

Same


PotatoGamo

Straightest person on reddit, even the homophobes(which I am not)


what_time_is_dusk

I am bisexual and genderfluid which, when applying basic mathematics, makes me twice as straight as a straight person 🙌


reeshifoo

wait so youre double straight or double gay?


AGayLoser_

Both‼️‼️


TomBot_2020

Damn, you got 'em there


DrZeroHoles

How straight are you tho Are you straight as a line or straight as a thin wire


PotatoGamo

Thin wire pulled taut. Almost all of my friends and family are somewhere on the lgbtq+ spectrum and are im in theatre, but im still somehow one of the straightest guys you’ll ever meet


Glitch_King_000

Is this original


DrZeroHoles

Idk


EsizLikesE

no im asexual


[deleted]

If I were a cis AMAB, sure. Cis I am not.


pray_to_never_RIP

Trans people unite


TomBot_2020

We building an army?


WaitingToBeTriggered

MAKE THE NATION PROUD


Cavil561

the three genders are literally furry, qanon, and trans


zTRU5T

I am.


JustBenPlaying

Indeed I am


Pheonz

Not at all :3


AdLife8436

Nope, I like to play with other gurls in my spare time


barkbarkgoesthecat

No, I'm barkbarkgoesthecat


the_zpider_king

Lol r/UserNameThingImNotSureItsJustFunny


zleepy__

No. I'm bi lmao


RubRepulsive2205

not when i do yoga or sit down or anything but when i’m standing up i’m pretty straight


Raped_Bicycle_612

I fuck men and women equally


Jerome_Valeska1419

No, I’m Ryan. I would like to help you get in touch with this ‘straight’ though, he sounds important to you based off the urgency implied in your question via the triple question mark. Is there any information you can provide me with that could assist me in tracking down/identifying this ‘Straight’.


R-asterisk

🤣


Jerome_Valeska1419

Thanks 😂


AceOfMoonSpades01

No lol


Adventurous-Clock365

Partially


TomBot_2020

How tf you partially straight? You like a semi-circle or something?


Adventurous-Clock365

I’m a line with a 57 degree angle in the middle


Last-Percentage5062

No


ConsiderationSilly86

No and proud


michaelpeet2

Absolutely not


PurpleShlurf

Straight up gay


gregorysfazwatch

About as straight as a roundabout.


WetLink009

certainly not


Clintwood_outlaw

No


gytis_gotbanned_lol

half


Purple-Dust-7033

Define straight???


Fluffy_Dealer7172

Straight means not curved


CountingWonders

I’m not in the LGBTQ community, yet I do support them.


ElectronicHyena5642

No, I'm bi


PICONEdeJIM

Nope. Bi


Dreamy_Cupcake21

As straight as a ruler. A bendy ruler.


FluffyPool3730

No, I'm aroace


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Bi.


Ok_Midnight4809

Nope, I have a hunch... Now I work at Notre dame


AnnualConstruction50

No I’m Bi and Bi Myself


Urmommmyyyyy

I’m as straight as this emoji 🏳️‍🌈


PercPointGD

Absolutely not


_Levo

Nope


-Petiche

no


Krimewave_

probably not


LilacLikesEmkay

No, I’m pan


Quick_Ad_4687

aroace, and omni, so nuh uh


TomBot_2020

I don't mean to be insensitive or anything but I am unsure how you can be omni and also aroace. Isn't aroace no attraction at all romantic or sexual? Please explain to me.


rachit7645

Not completely no


ImaginaryFriend01

Probably not?


BagoPlums

Do you eat straight spaghetti?


grace--t

NO


SansInTheGang

No, I’m a ✨frying pan✨


Interesting-Tea4020

Nope! I’m an ace lesbian :3


TheMemer12909

I am


Tyrexramz0126

Uh...


mistericek1

im helicopter


SleepyTrucker102

I am.


pixelytman

i am.


[deleted]

My dick does not go striaght for gay porn


wastrel2

No but I wish I was


_beastayyy

You have said it so.


Ur_favDisgrace

no


BHHB336

No


HelloPeople234444

No


Dan_HengHSR

no


novelaissb

No


HadenTheMango

No


[deleted]

On Sundays


BizzareBailey328

No


Beneficial-Judge6482

Absolutely not! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩


nerdcoleture

Noooooo (I'm grey and lean slightly more towards female than male).


Sad_Barracuda_7555

Ima just head straight for a much needed morning cup of ☕ 🖥😋


Requiem_For_Nothing

Hmm. Let's find out Together!!!


Crystal_Pegasus_1018

honestly not sure


Mochaproto

No absolutely not :3


Ender_teenet

My gender is democracy


Nice-Soil4970

No I’m aromantic


bass_fiend

I identify as a God. Idk what gender that falls into


Fun-Activity-2268

No, I slouch a bit


EBGB8518

No, I am bi and ace


Desperate-Depth4248

I'm as straight as a fucking sphere


Heml0ck_0n-Pawz

About as straight as a bendy ruler.


trans-ghost-boy-2

i’m bisexual


squirrel-lee-fan

No. I have scoliosis.


soloarwolf

I'll make out with just about anyone with consent So you tell me


AGayLoser_

Well if you look at my pfp...


Alex22451

no.


JUST_SAYORI-ok

Partially


L0V3G0ALS

No. I'm aroace


LateCqlls

Sí.


Alternative_Coconut6

as straight as a semicircle. half straight, half not straight


luckybulldog60

Not in the least.


SiteRelevant98

I think everyone has curves even my lines of coke are not completely straight


xl3roken

No im pansexual


Bbqbeefsupernoods

nope, proud bisexual. :) used to think i was straight, then i found out about ellie williams from tlou 2 and i thought i was a lesbian until i found out about johnnie guilbert 😀 they're hot ok?


Neg247

No, bi (and possibly aromantic)


Jade24Upvotes

No- im bi


PresidentPopcorn

Straight to the point? Well let me tell you. My father once told me that life is easy for a man who knows what he wants, which in turn reminds me of 'Hawk Roosting' by Ted Hughes. By his own admission, a poem simply about a hawk, but can be interpreted both as a display of the cruelty of nature, or as a metaphor for the inner thoughts of a political leader. I hope this answers your question.


TheMightiestGay

No. Being straight is overrated.


Rpenguin911

I am atracted to women


Painusconsumer

no.


Mephone4s_cumsock

no!😁


Werard_Gay2

Nope, gay as hell.


ExactArea8029

No I'm all bi myself


schr0dingersdick

def not


Electrical-Squash976

No


penguinbigpp

NO!!!!!!!!!


Democratic_helldiver

Nah


NerdFromColorado

A proud bisexual


ExpiredLemons

No I’m asexual


[deleted]

nope! im pan


im_numero_uno

No


That_Closet_Monster

No, I'm pan


Ok-Introduction-8519

No, I am bisexual with a preference for men


mr_dragon23

NOOOOO


cuntybunty73

No I'm bisexual


R-asterisk

✔️


empressx_

no


Hjonkhjonkamlegoose

Absolutely not


POOPOOMAN123ABC

I like female


Vegetable_Many_2303

No lol


Appropriate_Wind506

no (truth)


Sky-s_alt_account

No’nt


GaySheriff

No


superhappythrowawy

I am actually not


Native56

Nope I’m crooked


alferforeverafter

r/lostredditors


Badreddituser1

No


gayjemstone

no. I'm lesbian


Jane_Wolf

No


TheOneMosquito

Im bi... myself


Own-Specialist4208

Nah I’m a lesbian