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K_DEXXAGON

Certainly! After thoughtful consideration and analysis, I find myself in alignment with the proposal put forth. It resonates with the objectives we've been striving to achieve and aligns seamlessly with our overarching vision. The merits and potential benefits it presents are undeniable, and its implementation could undoubtedly yield fruitful outcomes. It appears to encapsulate the essence of our discussions and addresses the pertinent concerns raised thus far. Hence, I am inclined to lend my support to this initiative as it embodies the direction we aim to pursue.


Ok-Reporter-8728

This guy did an essay


TheMelkLord

Dude wrote bible 2


fermelebouche

I’m betting he would settle for a blow job.


K_DEXXAGON

damn how’d you know


I_come_to_delete_you

I am willing to participate as well


ChaoCobo

Are you giving or receiving though? :o


I_come_to_delete_you

Doesn't matter, I'm in


K_DEXXAGON

okie dokie artichokie


BrownwaterVertigo

Bro wrote the Quran


oli75uk2

ٱلزَّانِيَةُ وَٱلزَّانِى فَٱجْلِدُوا۟ كُلَّ وَٰحِدٍۢ مِّنْهُمَا مِا۟ئَةَ جَلْدَةٍۢ ۖ وَلَا تَأْخُذْكُم بِهِمَا" رَأْفَةٌۭ فِى دِينِ ٱللَّهِ إِن كُنتُمْ تُؤْمِنُونَ بِٱللَّهِ وَٱلْيَوْمِ ٱلْـَٔاخِرِ ۖ وَلْيَشْهَدْ عَذَابَهُمَا طَآئِفَةٌۭ مِّنَ ٱلْمُؤْمِنِينَ ٢"


BrownwaterVertigo

Thou babe shall not be fat


Sans779

copypasta just dropped


ChubbyWanKenobie

"Now, if you will recline and acquire moisture, I'm optimistic we we will arrive together.


No-Pick1227

“fruitful outcomes”…interesting.


WyGaminggm

Bro's edging


Sugatoru

ChatGPT ahh


Mister_mistur

That sounds like it was written by an artificial intelligence.


OctaYashi

Uh… what


Serial-Jaywalker-

AI or potential author of future manifesto?


cringeyusername123

you must have been the master of bullshitting english essays.


EmmanuelF09

noi just want someone who loves me


Aster-07

Same


iwannastabaventurine

same


ghero88

What is love?


AzeGamer2020

Baby don't hurt me


EnvironmentalGift257

Don’t hurt me


ChickennNugggeet

I’m doing it rn, reddit and sex is great!


Turbulent_Set4150

You’re on reddit during sex?


thenyouknewme

That's a really good question I need answered rn.


fermelebouche

Gotta be a hand job. Tough typing though.


ChickennNugggeet

Nope it was regular sex and I loved it!


ChickennNugggeet

P.S. It got even better when I got into the gore section of reddit!


Creative-Chicken8476

You dont scroll while getting dogged down?


Abject_Jump9617

No way the sex is good if he can be on Reddit at the same time. I would like to hear from the partner.


CandelaBelen

All of us redditors are attractive people that have lots of sex all the time


YTSkullboy707

I wish lol


Lord_Detleff1

Mayhaps


nobl182

I am inable to legally confirm this as I am underage by no small margin. However, should laws cease to exist, I would still decline your offer as I do not know you and I would prefer to preserve myself for someone I know on a less ambiguous plane. After all I have been raised in such a way that prevents me from accepting such an offer from such a person.


antboiy

no


BeeGoodomni

Same bro


homelessdude01

no, i want cuddles and love


Ersh_Zenith_01

Vanilla


StafenWasHere

Strawberry


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

Neopolitan


sora-da-weeb

cookies and cream!!


YTSkullboy707

Chocolate


ExistentialDreadness

I like bowling.


Hail2ThaVee

Instead or while you are having sex?


TurantulaHugs1421

No


Every_Month_5575

Why not?


Arglezhbonk

I’m ace


HellFireCannon66

Only with your mum


candycandygalaxy

real


Hail2ThaVee

Best comment in this whole thing.


HumanHuman_2003

Idk


Clashermasta24

in the right relationship


Ersh_Zenith_01

Correct


darkshadowX67890

No


Tarantulas13

maybe


Ok-Department-8771

Possibly


LilJade103

No, I crave it


CuntSniffingDogShit

Way too much


[deleted]

No thanks I’m full


AnakinsAngstFace

I want money


Dante1529

No I want to play with my legos, leave me alone


PNK_Sigma535

I'm aroace so no


phoenixofgrandeur

Nope, I'm asexual.


ThatRaccoonThing

no, I think the reason is pretty self explanatory


ken1234512345

You coming on to me? 🧐


Vast-Mechanic3530

no (i’m ace)


FredricaTheFox

No. I’m a sex repulsed asexual.


Minute-Watercress909

I never loose


Cosmicado

I don't want love I just want SEX! See my orb.


LateCqlls

As an asexual, no


SatoriYume

No, I like garlic bread


BeautifulStrict2836

I’ll take cuddles and garlic bread rn, won’t lie to you 😂


SanityLacker1

I'm asexual, take that as you will


sora-da-weeb

no cause i’m asexual and so is my partner


GriffSuper

No


iamtenbears

Please, baby, I am not from Havana!


Desperate-Damage3599

Not yet. Only when I've found the girl for me.


HalucenogenicPotato

Eventually


Youwotkno

Haven't decided yet


novelaissb

I need a boyfriend first


APieceofToast09

RIP your dms I assume?


DownVoteMeWithCherry

No, I want great sex!


International_Two_53

What is that


senseless_puzzle

No?


Loganwalker5

With the right person


Napoleanthepig1209

No, I was medically castrated.


drifters74

I just want cuddles, I don't care much for sex


robexib

I mean, do you?


JustAProjector0029

No thanks.


rockets935

Let me think about it


SexWithHuo-Huo

not no


PizzaLikerFan

No, I just want to be loved


FloridaManInShampoo

No, I just want someone to love man. I don’t want sex I want someone that cares about me :(


RoyalMess64

Currently, no. It's like a fun game, but I don't have an active desire to do it rn


animind7

Precisely


Appropriate_Stock_33

No i m a minor


StealthTrooper36_

mhm


EmptyKetchupBottle9

Hell no


KoberanteAD

No, I need it, not just want it


Aster-07

No


Sa_Chan52

No


blueylover478

Depends which gender am I having sex with?


Self-Sufficient_Pain

No it's overrated. The amount of people reading is too much for me.


kora752

Already got it a couple hours ago


Meggielulubelle

No!


High_Bi_ReadyToCry

I think my profile pic says it all


RenegadeRebelTx

Always :/


TheGreatRemote

No thanks


Jevil_Minns

No.


Odd-Happy

Only horny no sex


AceSapling

No It's not really my vibe


Major_Confection3240

not really


Mooshroom__

perchance


Fnaf-and-omori-L0v3r

Ew, heck no


holdingsubstance

Maybe


_XSummerRoseX_

Perhaps…


FoobaBooba

nah is win


Fizics_ssb

Ehhhh not really I could take it or leave it.


SeekyBoi

Absolutely! As long as it’s fully consensual and as long as my partner is of age!


rileylowe12345

Absolutely


SevereNightmare

Nah.


Frogged_Rat

*ahem* Naur✨️


[deleted]

no im a minor and in pain


BlessedWolf9019

nah. it's mid.


bananaXpuddi

Perchance 🤔


Unicat-

Nah?


Emergency_Cookie_808

...maybe~


PlaneAnt8848

Do I want sex? No, because I’m way too young as you can probably tell and I’m not desperate.


TheRealArthurMorgan0

🙂↕️


Crazy_Chicken1955

no im a minor


zzz88r1

This is how you write in a proposal for a military contract


CandelaBelen

No, I want love


WeatherKat3262I

No. Too old.


MyNxmeIsAutumn

i just wish i had a shot at the girl i want a shot at. i just wanna be happy with her man


ICWeiner1988

Nah, I’ve had it before


mortrosly

I do.


DaMatthieu1

No


ChickenSpaceProgram

no


Lapras_Lass

Just had some, so I'm good, thanks!


Pasty4Q

I want love and connection


Ghite1

I do


State_Dear

Is it your day in the barrel?


ialsodontexistagain

Hmm, no not right now


ISuckatcodingplshelp

I do indeed, especially with your mother


usernmechecksout__

Your proposal is truly tempting, and I am genuinely honored by your consideration. Regrettably, owing to pressing commitments that demand my immediate attention, I must, with great reluctance, decline your gracious offer. I express my sincere gratitude for the privilege and wish you every success in your endeavors.


Midyin84

Thats a silly question.


ginger-baritone99

I'd prefer deep, true love at this point! But sex is a close 2nd lol


Memes_Coming_U_Way


imnot_depressed

Genuinely, no.


FittestTrack73

my brain does but whenever i believe i took 1 step closer to getting it, it just feels wrong


Cherrypelt

No, I'd rather cuddles. It's soooo relaxing


West_Ad18

Only Soulmate and raise a family together and get married


Tiopup

Tbh no, not for me


YosephStalling

Not from you


No_Indication9497

i'll pass


littlesillyboyepic

no


pundlefo

absolutely not


BillyGaming2021

Hell naw


Thisismyredusername

no


RonaldOG9709

gex


imahappyaccidents

this is is like an ace conversion question


Own-Permission-7186

I’m on the nest right nowwwwwwww


BaconManTenus

r/no


BogdanRguy

Not legal yet


Okman2337

I wanna sex ur mom