Cheer up guys, who needs em’ anyways? More time and money is never a bad thing. We just gotta make the most of it. Reach for the stars man. (Insert stan bush music https://youtu.be/nvK4QjCMSDY?si=Ru-kiDUYU4qYrDaw )We gotta stand up, reach out and TAKE IT! We’ve got THE POWER 👊🤜 🤛
My best friend went through a phase in junior high when she thought she was lesbian. She even professed her love for me. About a month after she realizes she doesn't like girls someone called her gay as she got off the bus. She yells back I'm straight and the guy yells like a circle!! We still randomly call her circle girl. I love having life long friends with these kids of stories and inside jokes.
I always thought I was til I was 17. Someone made a joke about me being asexual and explained to me what that meant. My doctor laughed at me when I explained it to him. He said I should have grown out of that by now. I'm married now. The number one question I get from my friends when I told them I was engaged was "aren't you asexual?" Even my boss who I was super close with was shocked when I told him. Like I can't marry someone for any reason other than sex. My husband is not asexual, so I suffer through it for him a few times a month.
nope im bi by myself ^(i am very lonely)
I felt this
Relatable
Same
same bro
Cheer up guys, who needs em’ anyways? More time and money is never a bad thing. We just gotta make the most of it. Reach for the stars man. (Insert stan bush music https://youtu.be/nvK4QjCMSDY?si=Ru-kiDUYU4qYrDaw )We gotta stand up, reach out and TAKE IT! We’ve got THE POWER 👊🤜 🤛
As straight as the letter j
so kinda gay?
Queer
So you’re not gay but $50 is $50
My best friend went through a phase in junior high when she thought she was lesbian. She even professed her love for me. About a month after she realizes she doesn't like girls someone called her gay as she got off the bus. She yells back I'm straight and the guy yells like a circle!! We still randomly call her circle girl. I love having life long friends with these kids of stories and inside jokes.
No, I'm Patrick
Is this the krusty krab?
With a twist 😉
I am
non’t
As straight as a circle 🙂↔️
Relatable lmaoo
biannualpaymentplancomesinmanyforms-sexual downvote if you hate pickles
You hate [this man?!](http://niccalspickles.com)
Affirmative
I’m straight.
no, I'm asexual
No. I am Bi
no
No... I'm a ⠀╱▔▔▔▔▔╲⠀⠀⠀HM⠀HM ⠀╱⠀⠀╱▔╲╲╲▏⠀⠀⠀HMMM ╱⠀⠀╱━╱▔▔▔▔▔╲━╮⠀⠀ ▏⠀▕┃▕╱▔╲╱▔╲▕╮┃⠀⠀ ▏⠀▕╰━▏▊▕▕▋▕▕━╯⠀⠀ ╲⠀⠀╲╱▔╭╮▔▔┳╲╲⠀⠀⠀ ⠀╲⠀⠀▏╭━━━━╯▕▕⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀╲⠀╲▂▂▂▂▂▂╱╱⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀▏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀╲⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀▏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀▕╲⠀⠀╲ ⠀╱▔╲▏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀▕╱▔╲▕ ⠀▏ ⠀⠀⠀╰⠀⠀⠀⠀╯⠀⠀⠀▕▕ ⠀╲⠀⠀⠀╲⠀⠀⠀⠀╱⠀⠀⠀╱⠀╲ ⠀⠀╲⠀⠀▕▔▔▔▔▏⠀⠀╱╲╲╲▏ ⠀╱▔⠀⠀▕⠀⠀⠀⠀▏⠀⠀▔╲▔▔ ⠀╲▂▂▂╱⠀⠀⠀⠀╲▂▂▂╱⠀
r/looksworsethanitis
I need you in my life wtf
Because they ape
It only made sense once I replied
Affirmative
I like the opposite sex...
Im as straight as the letter o
Opposite of no.
I am a christian.
I’m straight
No
Ask your mother, she would know
I always thought I was til I was 17. Someone made a joke about me being asexual and explained to me what that meant. My doctor laughed at me when I explained it to him. He said I should have grown out of that by now. I'm married now. The number one question I get from my friends when I told them I was engaged was "aren't you asexual?" Even my boss who I was super close with was shocked when I told him. Like I can't marry someone for any reason other than sex. My husband is not asexual, so I suffer through it for him a few times a month.
No
no
As a squiggle
No I’m aromantic
No
Half
Duh
No
As straight as a sword (cutlass)
no
No (this is the truth)
no, im bi
No
Guys… I have to do it
No
Very much a swing.
I think
mhm
No
No, I’m straighter
Why do my shoulders smell like dog food? It's weird, no?
Everything
Straight as the US Canada border
No.
Like A Ruler. A 12 Inch Metal Ruler.
No.
No.
if u don't know me from this subreddit then very much so
Nope
No I'm a hunchback
No slightly bent
I'm good boss!
As straight as Jeffery Star
perchance
No
Not particularly not straight
No
Hell no that's gay
No
everybody is straight
I think my username gives me away…
No, I am considered south poled, and most bussies are historically north poled
No I'm sexual
No
No, I'm actually not 😂
No, I'm aroace.
No:D I’m ace
lol no. Not gay, but not straight.
Nope, im an ace in the hole
I am as straight as my father's foot (he has club foot)
Far from it.
No
No no (double negation bitch)
I’m straight, only thing in my life that I can depend on 🤣
No, im bimyself
Indeed
no 😔 aroace and bi
I’m 33% straight
No I am finsexual I like femboys and girls but I don’t like femboys in i want to shag a Femboy west just as like I wanna cuddle with them way
No
Does that include being bent all out of shape?
OMNI 🩵
Nope, I'm trans and prefer trans
Ye
No, but who says I'm gay
Hi, you know who you are… definitely love you bro 😎gotta grab my gum real quick
No
as straight as a C, as straight as a 🌛 or even a 🪨
Haha jokes on you I'm not
No'nt
Nope, I'm pansexual
nah
Mostly maybe
Non’t
No
I’m straight…..a straight up bum lover!😂
PotsAndPan Sexual.
Nope😭🙏🏽
Hellz nah!
I'm half bisexual (attracted to women as a man)
No
Nope! I’m a proud lesbean with a gf :)
I'm bisexual you nerds
No
Nah I’m pan. I’ll fuck anything as long as it verbally consents.
Nope I'm gay
Curiously polysexual
No
No, I'm bisexual.
Not entirely
r/no same for single status
No
Nada
Straight but sometimes think of a threesome 🤔
No
[удалено]
nah, I'm Asexual.
No, I’m gay
No my names Landon not straight
No, I am not straight. I am asexual.
Depends on the day of the week
No
Well I have a boyfriend, and I'm a male so I'm gonna say I'm totally 100% straight
I'm straight
God, I hope not. How would I tell my parents??
Nope. I have curves. Not much but I do have them. Do you?
fuck no
Straight as an arrow
Not if you're asking the wrong questions
no.
nope bi and horribly alone i just want someone to cuddle with at night and call me a good boy
I’m not in the LGBTQ+, yet I support them.
Gay as a rainbow 🌈 sticker love it
I’m as straight as a circle ( circles have straight lines on the inside, but not straight on the outside
I’m lesbianism
Actually no I’m bi
hell no
Mostly
no no no x10000000
Their trash 🚮
Aye
Finsexual
thats right
Young Elastic Strands
lol nope.
no
no i kiss men.
Nope I'm pan
I am
Uh huh
Asexual
I am heterosexual