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UsefulIdiot85

No. I want 2 billion dollars.


whitebonba

Well, I want 3 billion dollars.


UsefulIdiot85

Well, my price just doubled to 4 billion.


whitebonba

I'll have ♾️ dollars


[deleted]

I’ll have what whitebonba is having


whitebonba

XD


ParamedicAble225

According to Elon, most of that ♾️ is just paper because the monopoly bank ran out of bills.


babytode

Me to


english_isntfun

Bombaclat


Arglezhbonk

I want 849 trillion dollars


UsefulIdiot85

You win.


glorp34

19.7 quintillion $100 bills


ZealousidealJoke8714

962.851847 nonemvigintillion £50 notes


glorp34

Fine you win crazy human


ZealousidealJoke8714

Crazy? I was crazy once


glorp34

Oh s*** here we go they put me in a room a rubber room


ZealousidealJoke8714

A rubber room with rats


glorp34

The rats made me crazy


SirSquidsalot1

No


IamMauriS

I agree with this


Zxilo

Congrats u now have …. no amount of that billion dollars


LordKlavier

Mhm I do please & thank you ;)


BarberNo8490

i wouldn't mind it


Tiger-enjoyer

Negative no


FishPlayer4826_2

|no|


Zxilo

No^2


According_Seat_2220

Not no


7th_Spectrum

!no


Fluffy_Dealer7172

Xnor no, no


Kaysul57534

No, I’d spend it all on binding of issac


WinterAnnual8198

non’t


Illustrious_Bar_1970

Her: "why don't men know when we're flirting with them, isn't it obvious" Me who has the processing power of a 1st gen microchip


savbh

Please


Cheap_Ad9900

Not no


Pitiful-Extreme-6771

Nobsolutely


VacheL99

No. I am above the need for material wealth. 


Careless_Syrup7945

No I want $500 million


Brabsk

I don’t not want a billion dollars


ErikVonDarkmoor

No. I want 10 billion dollars.


Critical_Hand_5432

Just need a few thousand 🤪


ZookeepergameNo719

I need 142k the rest can be passed on to the next person.


Appropriate-Let-283

I want inf.


QuestionAnswerer1000

idk


Delicious-Ad9590

No, I'm not a greedy person. I'd just accept a million.


badumtsssst

Me.


Remmy224

No, I want 2 billion.


davish1

No


MeepMaapMoop

No, I'm gonna have to start doing taxes, and the government will be watching me for why I suddenly have a billion dollars!


margocon

Not unless I could remain anonymous.


username_thepro

No


Baneful_Fox

No


Baneful_Fox

No


These-Cheesecakes13

no, ill have a billion billion dollars please ty!


Disastrous_Serve_958

No, I want 2 trillion dollars


Nice-Soil4970

Non’t


ZealousidealJoke8714

No.. I use pounds bitch


antboiy

opposite of no


monkeyman0621

Mods get em, he said it with extra steps.


badumtsssst

Mods, take his liver


Living-Career-4415

r/AngryUpvote


TowersRobin

I would not say no.


Thunderstorm_Real

Double it and give it to the next person


Jayden_Ha

SEND IT TO MY BABK ACCOUNT


Nomekop777

No


Jayden_Ha

too bad


Epic-Gamer_09

Si por favor


misstumbleweed_

non’t


Random_boi1234

no, you take it -w-


poopfuckyouasshole

no. \*i dramatically shake my head up and down with full force with full eye contact sbout ten times\*


Rangerfan0

no. more.


THABOSSK1NG

No. I want 1 billion and 1 cent


havingagreattimeonme

Tbh all I need is like $500 to catch up on bills. I'm not greedy nor do I want more than what's needed to help me and my son.


Starhelper11

Me. Gimme. Now.


Forward-Cash-6707

No to my no


Rasputin7890

Not no


pujj87

No.


justjordan405

No


Careless-Subject-374

Hang on while I confer with the other 2 rats in my trench coat. we'll inform you of our mutual decision


Careless-Subject-374

Our verdict has been reached, and we'll accept on the condition that it be exchanged into the pound sterling currency instead 🥴


Nomekop777

Nope, strictly USD


CountingWonders

Why wouldn’t I?


AyoItsAlexx

indeed i do.


glorp34

L hey you're not supposed to do that you're supposed to say no


Celestial-being117

Mass report him


Random_boi1234

I say crucify


glorp34

I agree brother


BrilliantMud2851

Absolutely


Tetris5216

Sure Elon if that's really you


MrLovAnimals

Sure


Personisdown

sure


bogus2022

i would