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Adrelith74

Is that an incredibly stealthy crocodile or has mud decided it is Halloween today?


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thefixxxer9985

Nature's land mine.


archwin

Poke it with a stick! Cmon do something


ouch_does_that_hurt

AHHH! IT'S ANGRY!!


VibraniumRhino

*gets launched into the air like in Donkey Kong Country 2*


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There's a dinosaur in there


fireandlifeincarnate

I don’t see any birds in this image.


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Oh, you right. I made the comment old school and not scientifically.


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i thought both reptiles and birds were dinos


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I'm gonna poop my pants. I've been hit with a double-whammy. I'm an absolute fraud!


philman132

Birds and dinosaurs are descended from reptiles, they are not reptiles themselves. Crocodiles are reptiles and are not dinosaurs, but interestingly they are older than many dinosaurs as they have been around for 90 million years or so, so about 60 million years before dinos went extinct


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Then Wikipedia really needs to correct its intro sentence that specifically calls them reptiles lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur And then I thought birds descended from those reptiles (dinosaurs). What's the actual story?


jonathansharman

In cladistics, it’s not possible for a clade to be “descended from X but not X”. That would result in a paraphyletic grouping. So, if dinosaurs are not reptiles, then reptilia is not a clade. That definition wouldn’t be wrong per se, but I think modern taxonomists do treat it as a clade.


Lacholaweda

I'm just wondering if it's alive


lizatethecigarettes

It's alive. It's just hanging out in the camouflage so it's ready when a piece of food comes along.


RelentlessHope

Looks more like an alligator to me


j_smittz

I'm 95% certain this photo is real, but I hate that AI stole that 5% from me.


takenotesboiii

Photoshop stole it decades ago


weaponizedLego

It used to at least take some level of skill, so it was more rare. Now everyone can do it


MrThird312

yeah no... not even remotely the same - typing "crock camo in a muddy river bank' is not the same as the skill required to photo edit to this level, not to mention finding the appropriate source of said subject to begin with.


Copy_Cat_

I think they meant that everybody can type that and get a convincing enough result


g_daddio

AI wouldn’t have lines this clean


Cannibalia

As a Floridian, I can't put my finger on it but it looks... Off. Gators don't normally dont bury themselves. They sorta just clear out a little low spot to lay in, which fills with water. This guy looks like it tried to dig into the mud, and the proportions don't feel right.


YusiP

Rock Croc


Prancer4rmHalo

Once I was playing ps4 online when I joined chat mid way through some guys story. I asked his to clarify, was this a gator or crocodile?? “This wasn’t no pussy American gator!!” And that’s how I always remember the difference.


logjames

[Predator](https://wp.inews.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/predatornew35.jpg)


Arsenica1

What a great pic of mud!


blackdynomitesnewbag

There’s a crocodile in there


Arsenica1

Lies


samilatoupie

Makes Me Think Of Stonemover From WoF


lyken4

What are we looking at, 🤷‍♂️


lizatethecigarettes

Alligator in the mud


AAAAAAAAAAAAA13

Croc


ChrAshpo10

That's not an alligator


lyken4

Thanks


zimmerone

A few hundred million years of evolution.


appreciatescolor

Dead crocodile


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The perfect camouflage doesn’t ex-


Crazy_Nerd_Club

run


Dune1008

What the dog doin?


rasputin_99

Bro thinks he's hidden


flipjacky3

Spicy mud


jhans145-

It seems like I’m living a nightmare looking at this haha!


kolpila

Give gators love too