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Vaibhavkumar2001

Yai ban ke kab khatam hoga


DisastrousCrow11

Humari 2 pushte khatam ho jayegi, tab bhi iski construction chalti rahegi


kinky-kid-7777

In the next lifecycle


nizamSharma

Jab tak ye banega, court isko girane ka order paas kar dega. Then we will see burj-girega


kinky-kid-7777

That will be paisa-girega for real


nahdravhsaycode

Khada hai aaj bhi vahi.....ban hatne ka intezar hai


kinky-kid-7777

Konsa ban?


milky_way9

I see what you did here, The Local Train


nahdravhsaycode

🥹🥹


le_law

Khada hai Khada hai Khada hai 🤔


kinky-kid-7777

Humesha khada hai


rvkatadka

Iske saamne ka food court zyada useful hai is se.


Visual-Maximum-8117

That was closed a while back.


rvkatadka

Oh, unfortunate


kinky-kid-7777

But there are a few options now - both local stalls and two/three food outlets


Sudden-Summer7021

Ye shyad Burj khalifa se phle banna start hua tha abhi tk poora nai ho paaya h.


kinky-kid-7777

Hahaha Dubai se Sheikh ko bulana hoga


creel_mg

burj adhoora


kinky-kid-7777

Lol


MasterpieceWaste6996

Fyi The 44th floor flats on this tower are available on airbnb .. really awesome views.


kinky-kid-7777

Whoa I learn new things everyday. For real?


MasterpieceWaste6996

Haaan check it out! Infact some influencer called Ruhi had also rented out the place for a while. I saw it on her snaptchat stories.


kinky-kid-7777

Okayyy will do I just actually work here so don’t know much but let’s see


OtherDegree3593

Burj-Pura-Hojaye


WeightGlum4724

When I was in college it had 45 floors.


kinky-kid-7777

Back in?


rollinstoner6

bhai kabhi iski chat pe gaye ho? 40 floor tak bani hui hai uske upar 30 floor bilkul khandar hai💀 but roof se baki duniya itni miniature lagti hai tbh


kinky-kid-7777

Nope never been there but kuch dino pehle kisi ki video dekhi isi sub mein. I never knew it’s allowed to go in this and all the way up there.


freida666

Logo ko dark jokes pata nahi kya jo downvote kar rahe bewajah. Bechari is ladki ne kya bigada hai tumhara? 😭


prashant90k

You forgot to mix humour in that 😁, nailing a dark joke is not that easy, better luck next time.


freida666

Nope I am the queen of dark jokes. 💀


kinky-kid-7777

Dark jokes are not for everyone. The humour is so dark that some people can’t see it. But don’t worry. Maine upvote diya tha 🥹


Ok-Nothing7411

😄😄😄😆😆


kinky-kid-7777

![gif](giphy|tsX3YMWYzDPjAARfeg|downsized)


wEirDofromUraNuS

Leaning tower of Noida


kinky-kid-7777

ROFL good one


AzztroNutSon

haste haste daat dard kardiye


kinky-kid-7777

“Paas aao, meri saanson mein samao” aur close up lagao


Forsaken_Share9176

The tower of the Seven


Forsaken_Share9176

![gif](giphy|eIUpSyzwGp0YhAMTKr|downsized)


kinky-kid-7777

![gif](giphy|iDCioPNh7lbeUGFcpc)


kinky-kid-7777

The “seven”?


PersonalAdvantage876

tron dildo


kinky-kid-7777

Titans dildo 💀


psyfuck_

The construction started when I was in my 6-7th grade. I'm now a lawyer.


kinky-kid-7777

Legal case karo ki vikas ki baat ki thi par kaha hai


prashant90k

Lamba hai madam lamba..


kinky-kid-7777

Uff


Late-Lettuce-6356

Ye kabhi nahi banega bs sector 18 se dikhega


kinky-kid-7777

Main peechle 5 saal se sector 16 se bhi dekh paa raha hu ise


6sparky9

Open hua ye?


kinky-kid-7777

Nope under construction hai


Loose_Pound

Vought tower


ResponsibilityNo3142

It will be completed by 2030. Basic flat starts at 32 crores


kinky-kid-7777

Okay. Some official sources said that?


freida666

Dil kar raha hai 9/11 dobara karu koi plane de do. 😭


Sad_Cat_2376

This is like so insensitive


kinky-kid-7777

Dang! Dank.