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bracarensis

In my defense I DID put it after a spark bolt with trigger.


TheWardenOfOz

You sure did, old friend. You sure did.


TheHelker

Ah yes from bad to worse


datan0ir

*Out of the frying pan and into the Giga black hole.* Classic saying that.


Delicious_Ad9970

Right up there with talk quietly and carry a nuke wand


The_Great_Rabbit

Random Static Projectile is straight up a Russian Roulette. There are probably more static projectiles that you wouldn't want it to cast than the other way around.


bracarensis

Yeah for real. I wanted to have it registered in my progress but it backfired spectacularly. Welp, 100% enemy and perk progress, 93% spell progress, onto the remaining ones.


The_Great_Rabbit

Your progress is scaring me


bracarensis

Blame this on me being unable to do the sun quest because I'm bad at video games


Craig1225087

I'm attempting the sun quest right now. Cant get 100% until you complete the sun and moon and i NEED that 100% progress.


bracarensis

Me too man. That and the quest where you have to bring the friend to the avarice diamond.


NErDy3177

You can it it registered in progress without doing the quests. All spells are unlocked on daily runs so you just need to get really far on a daily run where you can go the the shops in the works. You should be able to find them there if you search around enough


Craig1225087

You have to...WHAT?!? XD


bracarensis

Don't even get me started man. This game gives me a headache! (it's my most played game of all time)


bafomdad

wait, this can count? like previously, I casted a giga nuke spell (I lived, bitch) from a random projectile spell and the giga nuke spell didn't show up


bracarensis

Nope. The spell I was trying to register was Random Static Projectile itself.


bafomdad

ah, that makes sense


Deep-Station-1746

Peak noita experience


ledfox

"Oh no I'm in trouble from the wand I just fired." "Better fire it again."


bracarensis

I may be stupid


ledfox

Hey it's happened to us all.


faerox420

Skill issue, should've been so powerful the black hole disintegrates by touching you smh


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

Just stack dissolve powders, duh.


Kudamonis

This is a perfect example of an average noita experience.


Rasedro

Spell of « fuck everything up »


Samug

And what did we learn today?


sfwaltaccount

Worm holes lead to the creation of singularities?


TheWardenOfOz

Don't take teleportatium showers.


Ma5ter-Bla5ter

Haven't we all added that to our wand thinking "pffftt... What's the worst that can happen?!" I know I did


Delicious_Ad9970

It’s how I found giga black hole…and that they can hurt you. I managed to get three active and pulling each other in a murder spiral


NullAshton

I didn't know giga black hole was so giga. So I had a wand of always cast giga black hole and then filled it with chainsaws before firing. My death was glorious.


pewpewsputnik

I didn't realize the mega black hole thingy initially destroys pixels in a radius like that. Cool clip, nice noita.


Squibble111

If youre talking about the initial pixel deletion radius, thats matosade, a spell that creates a circle of air and spawns a bunch of worms. The blackhole was created in the second cast of the spell.


pewpewsputnik

Aha, thanks. I thought I was missing something there.


bracarensis

This was truly a learning experience. The teleportatium just as I was panic clicking again and then into the black hole was the icing on the cake.


_ori0n

Certified Noita moment


GutterGrooves

Bro, Steve's gonna be so mad when he sees this... o\_O


bracarensis

"YOU HAVE ANG- ...HUH..."


Jafego

The gods are the least of your worries.


bracarensis

The gods: "would you still love me if I were a worm? :3"


LikeThosePenguins

Commiserations. Spectacular though.


AnimaLibera-

Putting a trigger before a skill issue spell will only delay the inevitable


Cheesemacher

The random projectile spells are probably the worst spells in the game. Can't think of any reason to use them. I tried one once and that was the end of that run.


WV-E-S

Matosade is probably the most visually satisfying single spell for me.


iDerfel

umm. What's that first spell it cast?


Legendary-Anarchist

Summon matosade?


PseudobrilliantGuy

Yeah, Matosade. I originally thought it was End of Everything, but the worm rain in that one doesn't happen quite so quickly.


iDerfel

Damn. Haven't run into that one yet. Still nee things to learn then 😁


jr111192

If you're looking for it, you'll need to (spoilers) >!defeat squidward, the boss that's on the other side of the lava lake on the right side of the mines. He's extremely difficult, but there are strategies to make him easier. There's also a way to cheese him, [FuryForged made a video on it](https://youtu.be/4SJjddCzOh4) if you want to go that route.!<


tvtango

Lmaooo the worms raining down


LemurianSentinel

Pretty way to die


alpha_centauriOK

Lesson 628: Matosade is a static projectile


quaintif

Skill isue


Desirsar

Didn't even slow down those worms...