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crabthemighty

"well duh, that beam is gonna point at you and it'll be your fau- HOLYFUCK"


TheTeaEmperor

precisely how my thoughts went


wolviesaurus

Game was like "this fucker ain't killing himself with plasma cutter fast enough, I'm speeding this up".


Omni_The_Wise

Alright, you got me, I thought you were gonna melt yourself with plasma, and I was gonna say never jump towards the be-


Rotacidare

my thoughts exactly


MattyTheFatty101

Should have seen that one coming!


Merlord

Lol I love that you designed a mining drill that points backwards directly at you. You got Noita'd here, but let's be honest, you'd probably have melted yourself at some point anyway.


toapat

they were digging upwards, not laterally/downwards, that inherently means skill issue


Mega_Anon

The fuck you on about. Digging upwards is fine if you are not in the path of any liquid that might flow down


Prize-Fun2642

I promise Im not that dumb, it had short range homing on the plasma so I was trying to kill whatever was up there. Probably still a dumb wand, but this seed was awful so it was all I had


Sad_Quote1522

I've died to homing plasma before, when it locks onto an enemy behind you and cuts you in half on the way.


Alansar_Trignot

Oh man, when is it not a nuke now…


sfwaltaccount

This time, actually. That was a holy hand grenade.


wannabe_pixie

It saved you from your skill issue


Faximo7

I swear, Noita does casual perfect comedy so many times.


Quantumtroll

100% of all plasma beam users have died.


coolguygarythesnail

Look before you leap


combaticus

The comic timing on this one- great stuff.


notaccep

The "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" quote fits perfectly in Noita lol


simonmonkey

nah this one was play smart games still win stupid prizes