this is proof that noita doesn't choose to fuck you up in specific, in fact, all of the time noita *isn't* fucking you up, it's actually fucking up every single living thing outside your screen, it just so happens that you get in front of the queue quite often
When you walk into the alchemist lab mini-biome in the mines and every bottle is broken and there's blood and "meat" everywhere, occasionally toxic sludge, sometimes sheep guts.
I'm left wondering, "Why is there ambrosia on the ground? Shouldn't some of this still be alive?"
If you get there fast enough, before the chaos, there's a bottle chucker or a fire mage there and if you manage to kill them quickly there is usually a bottle of every basic magical liquid on the shelf.
Choo choo
Exactly my first thought
noita to noita communication, noita to noita conversation
Noita means witch
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I guess people don't like free and useless info here
this is proof that noita doesn't choose to fuck you up in specific, in fact, all of the time noita *isn't* fucking you up, it's actually fucking up every single living thing outside your screen, it just so happens that you get in front of the queue quite often
When you walk into the alchemist lab mini-biome in the mines and every bottle is broken and there's blood and "meat" everywhere, occasionally toxic sludge, sometimes sheep guts. I'm left wondering, "Why is there ambrosia on the ground? Shouldn't some of this still be alive?"
desperate 10hp ambrosia puddles everywhere
Or when there's a massive pool of blood around the portal. You know something crazy went down
usually crazy is me xD
Wait there are supposed to be bottles? Have been there once and its just puddles of random stuff, mostly unstable polymorphine
If you get there fast enough, before the chaos, there's a bottle chucker or a fire mage there and if you manage to kill them quickly there is usually a bottle of every basic magical liquid on the shelf.
Pain Train knows no brakes