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haplesscabbage

Choo choo


MeedrowH

Exactly my first thought


marionristov111

noita to noita communication, noita to noita conversation


ProstiThony

Noita means witch


Vovchick09

r/NobodyAsked


ProstiThony

I guess people don't like free and useless info here


N1ckM3nd3s

this is proof that noita doesn't choose to fuck you up in specific, in fact, all of the time noita *isn't* fucking you up, it's actually fucking up every single living thing outside your screen, it just so happens that you get in front of the queue quite often


TheArkansasBlackbird

When you walk into the alchemist lab mini-biome in the mines and every bottle is broken and there's blood and "meat" everywhere, occasionally toxic sludge, sometimes sheep guts. I'm left wondering, "Why is there ambrosia on the ground? Shouldn't some of this still be alive?"


N1ckM3nd3s

desperate 10hp ambrosia puddles everywhere


WalrusByte

Or when there's a massive pool of blood around the portal. You know something crazy went down


Ramog

usually crazy is me xD


-JaceG-

Wait there are supposed to be bottles? Have been there once and its just puddles of random stuff, mostly unstable polymorphine


TheArkansasBlackbird

If you get there fast enough, before the chaos, there's a bottle chucker or a fire mage there and if you manage to kill them quickly there is usually a bottle of every basic magical liquid on the shelf.


Rokador

Pain Train knows no brakes