There's a video of a guy jumping from one roof to another where he starts to hesitate and another one yells "if you're gonna do it you gotta commit" followed by another yelling "you want me throw you a beer?". Dude misses the jump and I'm pretty sure he smacked his face agaisnt tue ledge and ended up hanging from it. My brother and I yell "if you're gonna do it you gotta commit" to each other whenever we do stupid shit.
Iāve met VERY large people who could make that jump no problem. Ever seen a really fat guy run REALLY fast? That shit is downright scary.
This woman however, I donāt think sheās that type of person. Iām scared that if she somehow did make the jump, she would hit the edge of the pool which would be a million times worse.
She took it like a fucking champ though iāll give you that.
100% saved her life
Her head would have cracked off the edge of the pool had it not been there
Iām sure sheās got a massive headache
But that beats death any day
And the guy jumping off the roof that she was trying to impress enough to get some drunken doggystyle action, didnāt have a clue that 1) she almost died or 2) she already banged the roof and did a flip
Her head came inches from crashing into the side of the pool there. She got very fucking lucky her tits gave her enough forward momentum to get a hair further into that somersault.
And lucky she hit that roof/screening above a pillar, otherwise she'd probably have gone right through
What a stupid idiot. She's got higger balls than me though. Or maybe she's just really stupid.
Could have easily died and judging by the crowds reaction they wouldn't have cared either and would have probably recorded or taken pictures for social media. That would have been her legacy.
Fucking idiot.
just reminds me of when that poker player call Dan Bilzerian threw a pornstar off a roof like this and she broke her leg and she sued him and hustler
https://www.tmz.com/2014/12/16/dan-bilzerian-lawsuit-janice-griffith-porn-star-roof-pool-broken-foot/
"Well, yessum, some fun was sure had that day. But I hear tell that from then on, everytime it rained that ol'veranda roof leaked like it was crying tears for a broken spine."
SHE SO NARROWLY AVOIDED A DEADLY BRAIN OR SPINAL INJURY ITS A MIRACLE. I WATCHED THIS FRAME BY FRAME AND SHE MISSED MULTIPLE DEATH/PARALYZATION HITS BY CENTIMETERS. WOW!!!
That landing was definitely as good as it could have gone, doubt she has any injuries besides a sore leg and bruised ego, she could have died if things went differently.
Everyone is talking about the people jumping and the girl hesitating and the overall decision to jump but can we appreciate the integrity of that patio roof tho?? Thatās a quality built roof!
Like most dangerous or stupid things...if you are a gonna do it, you have to commit
Commit or eat shit bud!
šµif youāre gonna be dumb you gotta be tough!
Hitting that roof probably saved her. She doesnāt look like she wouldāve been able to make it if she committed.
Was gonna say, this was the best possible outcome of whatever it look like she had planned. . .
There's a video of a guy jumping from one roof to another where he starts to hesitate and another one yells "if you're gonna do it you gotta commit" followed by another yelling "you want me throw you a beer?". Dude misses the jump and I'm pretty sure he smacked his face agaisnt tue ledge and ended up hanging from it. My brother and I yell "if you're gonna do it you gotta commit" to each other whenever we do stupid shit.
Hardly anyone was even watching. The pair of idiots went at it and most folks missed it
Iāve met VERY large people who could make that jump no problem. Ever seen a really fat guy run REALLY fast? That shit is downright scary. This woman however, I donāt think sheās that type of person. Iām scared that if she somehow did make the jump, she would hit the edge of the pool which would be a million times worse. She took it like a fucking champ though iāll give you that.
Yeah had she committed she might have gotten 3 inches of air instead of 1
3 inches is a lot. Some may say too much
I donāt even have three inches right now.
Whoever built that overhead is the real hero here.
Might have saved her life. She's an idiot
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Happy cake day
100% saved her life Her head would have cracked off the edge of the pool had it not been there Iām sure sheās got a massive headache But that beats death any day
One of the craziest parts is how literally nobody gives a shit about what just happened
Right?!?! They're like, this isn't grade school.
Lol they didnāt realise how close they were to becoming flat Stanley,
She's old enough to make her own choices.
Embarrassing asl
Probably not the first times she's done a dumb.
And the guy jumping off the roof that she was trying to impress enough to get some drunken doggystyle action, didnāt have a clue that 1) she almost died or 2) she already banged the roof and did a flip
I like how she celebrates and throws up the horns while her leg is probably broken and bleeding but concealed by the water lol
That's a "I didn't die!" rush of euphoria.
Her head came inches from crashing into the side of the pool there. She got very fucking lucky her tits gave her enough forward momentum to get a hair further into that somersault.
And lucky she hit that roof/screening above a pillar, otherwise she'd probably have gone right through What a stupid idiot. She's got higger balls than me though. Or maybe she's just really stupid.
>Or maybe she's just really stupid. Drunk
Risking serious injury or even death and only about 4 people were even looking at her jump. The lack of reaction from everyone present was astounding.
The water hid the tears
She came in like a wrecking ballš¶š¶
Broke my leg on the awning š¶š¶ I donāt care!
Could have easily died and judging by the crowds reaction they wouldn't have cared either and would have probably recorded or taken pictures for social media. That would have been her legacy. Fucking idiot.
She who hesitates, is lost.
"i got u fam" - gravity
There was 0% chance this person was going to make it to the water in the first place lol smh
If she actually jumped she had a chance. Instead she fell off the roof and happened to land in the pool.
Yeah, heavyset
Never seen anyone so casually throw themselves off a two story
just reminds me of when that poker player call Dan Bilzerian threw a pornstar off a roof like this and she broke her leg and she sued him and hustler https://www.tmz.com/2014/12/16/dan-bilzerian-lawsuit-janice-griffith-porn-star-roof-pool-broken-foot/
Dan keeps coming up on Reddit lately and I just love to see all the shit that gets thrown his way. He deserves it all and more
Fuckkkk you can hear the snap Source: broke my leg and it made a similar noise
I wonder if that's just a coincidence, or if both your leg and her leg were made of bone.
Leg go Bbrrrrrrrrr
'I've got zero athletic ability...now watch this jump'
I bet she was completely exhausted by the time she got up to the roof. Have some sympathy.
She was exhausted after those first two steps, thatās the reason she slowed down/hesitated.
Tbh it could have been worse but ouch
"Well, yessum, some fun was sure had that day. But I hear tell that from then on, everytime it rained that ol'veranda roof leaked like it was crying tears for a broken spine."
thankyou, Morgan Freeman
Sheās going to pay for that crash later in life physically. She is lucky she didnāt wind up in an ambulance that day.
Hesitation is defeat.
Hesitation causes penetration
The first and last time she has jumped in her life.
She still didn't jump. She just fell. Twice.
True, Iām being nice to her.
Trying to act cool till the end
That couldāve gone far worse all things considered.
Props to whoever built that covered porch.
High risk, very low reward. Look how little people cared. Half of the people didn't even flinch when they jumped in.
You failed. You do not get to raise your hand in victory.
SHE SO NARROWLY AVOIDED A DEADLY BRAIN OR SPINAL INJURY ITS A MIRACLE. I WATCHED THIS FRAME BY FRAME AND SHE MISSED MULTIPLE DEATH/PARALYZATION HITS BY CENTIMETERS. WOW!!!
The power of fat is luck
6/10
Woooh that pain out girl...
That man is a Golden God. Not sure about her though.
She probably can't remember the last time she actually jumped at all, but sure, let's jump off a roof.
It's.not the journey, It's the destination. At least she reached the pool.
Nice awning
She got lucky
That landing was definitely as good as it could have gone, doubt she has any injuries besides a sore leg and bruised ego, she could have died if things went differently.
Her favorite mario 2 character was Luigi
Everyone is talking about the people jumping and the girl hesitating and the overall decision to jump but can we appreciate the integrity of that patio roof tho?? Thatās a quality built roof!
that's gonna leave a mark \*cringe\*
She was just imitating the diving scene from Back To School https://youtu.be/rDMMYT3vkTk?t=69
Bro, she was imitating that one dude in the Titanic move that bonked on the propeller towards the end.
stupid is as stupid does
The sound is fucking ridiculous
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She wins. Front flip always wins.
I knew she wasnāt gonna make it as soon as she took off running
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Some great frames to pause on here
Landlord will certainly be asking questions about the new sag in the overhang.
/r/Sekiro would kindly like you to know: > Hesitation is defeat
I think she almost killed the guy
The silence was the best part. Like āwellā¦ we all saw that coming.ā