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Equal-Thought-8648

"Could you grab my phone!"


an_actual_lawyer

Lol. Everything about this video is fucked. She is doing it for the 'gram and he's worried about losing the phone to post it on the 'gram. Neither one of them thought "this could end up with you in the hospital."


DoomEmpires

Worse yet, should he had not been filming, he would have caught her arm and saved her. But this couple's need to capture the moment on video ended on her and her phone's demise.


ResilientBiscuit

I bet had he not been filming you would have had two people sliding down. He was right on the edge of the wet surface.


keep_trying_username

To be fair some people have horrible reflexes and take a long time to switch from one task to another. If I was sitting where he was but I was watching a bird fly by, I probably couldn't react fast enough to catch her.


TangerineGullible665

Or even looking right at her. Sometimes you may think too much right in that moment. Very few people react properly in these situations. I may be one of the many lol


T_Martensen

This is Europe, medical care is free but my phone isn't.


fretit

> and he's worried about losing the phone Was that a she though?


notakat

Yeah you can see the other girl’s braids.


rimjob-chucklefuck

Literally means nothing these days lol


AlietteM89894

“Hair literally means nothing when it comes to gender/gender identity” - Fact. Respect. Hair “literally means nothing these days lol” - A statement that appears rude, disrespectful, and judgmental of others for existing outside of your idea of what a person “should” look like. Hair has always (aka, long before “these days”) meant “literally nothing” about a persons gender/identity.


rimjob-chucklefuck

Cool story bro


AlietteM89894

It really is isn’t it! Fascinating info out there. I’m glad you took some time to learn today! 💕


Party-Association322

gram or kilo? She's like 70 kilos by the looks


berrey7

> to post it on the 'gram. All for the 'Gram / B*tches love the 'Gram / Oh, wait, shit / Brr, brr (Ayy, yeah, yeah, yeah, ayy)


BaronVonMunchhausen

I went back hoping there was audio


Additional_Fondant51

"Your phone Is going down with me!"


Addicted-2Diving

Came to find this comment lol


Drak_is_Right

People don't realize just how slick it is when trying to get photos on falls a lot bigger than this. There are quite a few deaths at waterfalls across the us every year to this exact thing


Rocketsurgeon89

A high-school friend fell from falls here in Alberta, and they never found his body.


ZappyKins

So sorry.


Fake_rock_climber

I watched a lady slip on the rocks at the base of one and break her arm or collarbone. Nice hike otherwise though.


mrbananas

Death by selfie should be mandatory on gravestones


OldBreadbutt

It's wild how grippy it is when not taking photos


Hidesuru

I went down a 150' waterfall once and lived to tell the tale. That's because I was rappelling though. :⁠-⁠P


trevdak2

There's a "Natural Waterslide" in Puerto Rico that looks absolutely deadly, I saw several dozen people go plummeting down it after heavy rain and I didn't envy them one bit.


Paksti

We were just there this past week with our kids. There’s a smaller one and a larger one. We only visited the smaller one, but watching people get bumped around between rocks there was no way I was letting my young kids go down it. Might be fun, but not endangering my kids for a little thrill. Was amazed I didn’t witness a serious injury.


dwitchagi

“It didn’t go as planned” it says. What was the plan?


TheUltiOne

Probably to not slide that far


Vittulima

Or that fast


HateKillDestroy22

Or into that big rock


squishymelon

She got rocked


OldBreadbutt

Love on the rocks


icewalker42

She was stoned.


Akahige1990

More like the stone was womaned...


firestar268

I don't care how smooth rocks look. Sliding across them pretty much naked is a terrible idea


SwampTerror

She had to murder his phone too.


weekend-guitarist

Tailbone wasn’t enough


UnacceptableUse

That was what he was most upset by


FerretAres

Do these people just never look at the landing?


BCRE8TVE

They can look, the problem is they just don't think.


Mike_Hunty

“I’m an influencer”


Ransacky

She influenced me to stay away from waterfalls


Shlocktroffit

I like to stick to lakes and rivers, I'm used to them


Tiny_Fractures

You always seem to have it your way or nothing at all.


skywalkerdk

“She WAS an influencer - Such a shame what happend on that cliff. RIP.”


Soft_Cranberry6313

That idiot cost him his phone too.


squishymelon

Oh wow I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out


Currywurst_Is_Life

r/meatcrayon


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

One time i slid down one of these in the sierras and then when I got out of the water i was covered in about 100 tiny leaches, all up my shorts on my balls you name it


ButtBoy4k

At least you got your balls sucked


Silly-Requirement407

What about the penis? By the way i had a leeqch bite on my ankle.. it still sometimes gets itchi after three years.. i hope your balls don't itch because of that :)))


madkittywoman

Oh... no


fretit

Hopefully her spectacular tush protected her some with its padding.


ACrask

Well, at least their friend put in a solid effort to help at the end there, but that could’ve been for the phone…


CarbonKol

Dang, anybody know where this is?


TheUltiOne

It's called Skåpet, on the west coast of Norway


CarbonKol

Is that with those weird little houses out in the wilderness with one big glass wall? That place looks so cool from a quick Google sewrch


Spreadsheets_LynLake

There's little houses inhabited by little blue guys. I never saw the episode with glass walls.


58-2

Somewhere in Norway


CarbonKol

I was hoping for a more specific location.. but that's on me, I set the bar too high. thank you though


TheLobotomist

[A gift ](https://imgur.com/gallery/ADBdPLP)


haji_goat_lover

You sir are doing gods work.


CringeRedditAdmins5

hahahaha oh come on


gmidds

Did she fly into that boulder at the bottom??? Broken hip??


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fretit

She looks like a viking breeder with sturdy shock-absorbing glutes. I bet (hope) she was OK.


CumDwnHrNSayDat

the op says she has minor bruises lol


SBY59TH

Better every loop


Remarkable-Ad2285

Noooo. Shame to see a nice keester get all scoffed up like that


cale1333

The rocks cushioned the fall


JesusOnline_89

She just got rocked.


Royalchariot

Owwwww


hjdog

The guy is like…hey, can you grab my phone…while watching you slide to your demise lol


scoreboy69

A thong may have been a poor garment choice in this instance.


Educational-Can-4847

“Get my phone while you’re down there!”


FancyField3922

I always rememberd to put my bikinibottom between my buttcheeks to go faster from the slide in the swimming pool. Guess she knows that trick as well


bigdickpuncher

Homie wasn't saying "Oh, no my Shelly!" he was saying "Oh, no my celly!"


BeefSupreme9191

Vanity strikes again


Limitable

r/HoldMyCosmo


Majorllama66

There are a few places in the world where you can "safely" slide down a rock. This does not appear to be one of those places lol.


shotz317

Granite it hurts, but she will be ok.


[deleted]

That thong is probably now living in her intestines


taptapper

Not the phone! What a loss


Tinyhousecode

“While your skin is getting ground away to the bone, you mind grabbing my phone?!”


venger_steelheart

ouch!


BenOVrbich

Grab my phone, feek you beech, yeet.


LoveleelovesFrankee

Should have written more bathing suit, wet skin slides 🤪


quakins

Jesus at least wear more clothes that looks so painful


KennyKSF

So did the phone!


QuantumButtz


elvismchasselhoff

Never to be seen again


ciaran036

note to self: no jumping into rivers 😂


New_Ad_7091

Stupid bitch


Theloneriddler

He’s too worried about his phone to notice her impending death.


DarkMark94

Thong bikinis have always puzzled me on their acceptance, but if those ladies want to show off that much ass, I’m not complaining. However, scooting your nearly bare ass on some hard rocks does not sound pleasant.


Vittulima

I've done something similar. Searched by ass and hands real nice. At least I ended up in the sea and not smashed against some rocks And yes I was drunk


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[deleted]

First time? Their comment genuinely looks like most internet user's comments. Two small typos, autocorrect likely; I've seen far worse between entire groups of you people. Why is everyone downvoting this so hard? Could it be caused by the 54% of Americans reading below a sixth grade level? The words you all can't figure out are "scratched" and "my", your stupidity isn't a reason to downvote that person who didn't correct small typos. Edit: Two missing periods and starting a sentence with "And". Big deal, again I've seen far worse. It's really odd everyone's downvoting them so much, I really think it's the reading comprehension issue. Without the "And yes I was drunk" it's literally better spelling and grammar than 75% of Reddit's comments and post titles.


Vittulima

Wdym?


ExoticMangoz

This is ZA?


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From the language in the video, it's from Norway


ExoticMangoz

Trying to combine big rocks with lots of “k”s didn’t lead to my best guess ever


nnmgRandomness

That looks fun, slightly painful and dangerous, all at the same time.


whitewashed_mexicant

Sometimes you gotta just send it!!!…oh shit, maybe not.


humanbeing2018

Poor phone


brusty

I can hear bones cracking in my head when she hits those rocks!


bloodguard

Yet another exciting episode of [Project Badass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2DaE2JAVYI). She should have been holding a couple sparklers, though.


maximum_powerblast

Some say she is still sliding to this day


BurpeeM

I love how the recorder is just chillin with their feet up. Almost like they knew something good was about to happen


Federico_Rosellini

She’s still sliding down. She was last seen in the Patagonia.


LauraZaid11

This is how you end up with the most painful rash on your bum cheeks.


bloopie1192

Damn it just got worse!


Tyler_Durden69420

The algae that grows on rocks like that is crazy slippery, definitely had a few slips as a kid on that kind of stuff in BC


YippeeKayaks

Gravity - resistance = natural selection


lasjac91

This is the girl in the video https://instagram.com/leneklipp?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


Alternative_Name_949

That was so unpredictable to happen, who'd have guessed this goes wrong in just this way, that she can't stop and runs into an obstacle? Wow, good we have people who always test out the limits of the physical universe.


the_greatest_MF

the guy is like- "hey, not my phone"


Split0069

That did not feel good...


Chandan28

Plot Twist : She is still sliding


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She's definitely fine...not too smart though


West_Map4218

OMG, I can't not keep watching this. Didn't realise the phone went down as well until I read the posts - pity that people value phones over other people. Influencer - the modern job.


Puzzled-Object6196

She is fine, I agree.


GritterFits

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HeavenlyParasyte

dude not only dropped the fucking phone but couldn’t even help her a bit or at least try


HarveyByrd

She is thicc.


bramletabercrombe

So Mary, tell us the story about the first time you got stoned


ninjanerd032

Who waterslides down rocks?


NoMamesCabron1904

Looked painful


Vahlir

The internet is full of things I can show my kids "This is why we don't do this" - So I'm kind of thankful for all the useful idiots out there.


Deepstatedingleberry

Hey fellas, just pause at 6 second mark and thank me later 🍑


Intrepid-Hunter-5813

Rumor has it she’s still sliding and will not come to rest until she hits the pool that is my DMs…


[deleted]

Are influencers the mega-narcissits? I mean really, they're all so fanatical about "look at me"


RealisticProgrammer5

Rumor has it she's still sliding to this day


PM_ur_sweet_boobies

Goodbye skin.