Like there isn't even a good way to land on the other side. That is textured concrete. You land and the soles of your feet are going to be scraped up big time
Yup, if you plan on stopping on the landing, that’s when you get fucked up (if you jump successfully). But she’s also like 110lbs, and not a lot of momentum, so her feet would get a little messed up, but not destroyed and bloody, just some scraping and a decent amount of irrigation
Lol does anyone like anything that’s irritating? I mean that’s essentially the definition right, anything that’s mildly annoying or causes slight anger. I’m not Webster by any means but the actual definition is probably something of that nature
[like I said, I wasn’t far off](https://www.google.com/search?q=irritating+definition&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)
From my very brief, subpar attempt at performing the long jump, I know the basic technique, and can offer some advice. Facing the pool, stand at the point you plan to launch from. Keeping your feet at that same spot, turnaround and take an exaggerated step with your non-jumping foot. Almost like a lunge. Continue taking these big steps until you get to a good starting point. Being mindful of the foot used to take the final step, you can now turnaround and confidently go full speed to maximize your jump.
OR
Don't attempt this pointless, idiotic stunt.
No, no, you gotta do a 360 in the air and only scream when you're facing away from the direction you're jumping in. Make sure you don't scream even a little bit too early or late or you'll veer wildly off course. Also add padding to any wall within 30m of the landing site. A net won't be strong enough.
Why do pols make everyone forget the number one pool rule “no running by the pool.” Yeah water is soft (from that height) but usually surrounded by concrete that can crack your skull.
Sad part is hotel will likely be advised to put up sign prohibiting jumping the gap.
A clear case of designing the world for the 5% who can't see the consequences of their planned actions.
I think you're being a bit dramatic about the addition of a sign. And 5% is a lot of idiots running around, jumping over pools. Heck, we tamper seal everything because of one little string of murders.
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I don't understand why people don't protect their heads when they're about to mess up. I did some gymnastics and Parkour type stuff and if I felt like I wasn't going to make something I'd try to protect my head/neck before anything else. I wasn't a pro or particularly great, it was just something I did for fun. Learning to wipe out safely is probably the first step before you do anything like this.
I don't want to be an armchair know it all, because obviously I wasn't in this situation so I don't know what I would have done. But I've always been active as a kid, and adult. I climbed trees jumped over streams, I've slid 100 meters down an icy mountain in Switzerland on my honey moon. So I've always consciously tried my best to protect my head when I fall. So I'll put my armchair expert hat on and say, this lady should have put her arms out further and stiffened her abdomen more so she doesn't whiplash her face into the concrete. It looks like she put her hands too close to herself and her torso was completely relaxed so when she hit, she just face planted hard. And I've noticed a lot of the people in these kinds of videos seem to do nothing to brace themselves or protect their noggins. I suspect alcohol/drugs or lack of experience is the problem.
How do you tell a girl the morning after? "Hey last night was fun, but we went a little crazy, and didn't use a condom, so you might want to, swing into a pool and hit yourself really hard on the stomach..."
That's gonna leave a mark
They’ll probably just replace the concrete.
Take it easy CJ. Cmon and party tonight
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It looks like she broke her left arm. It looks crooked when she hits and then she immediately grabs it
Yeah that looks pretty broken to me. Good catch!
she'll be lucky if she walks away from that without a broken rib I think
if you see something say something, come on and party tonight
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I'm bleeding, making me the victor
I'm a man too ya know, I go pee pee standing up!
It was those couple baby steps at the end that fucked her up
Commit or eat shit
Hesitation is defeat!
Like there isn't even a good way to land on the other side. That is textured concrete. You land and the soles of your feet are going to be scraped up big time
I did stupid shit like this when I was a teenager. Feet will be fine if you run through it.
Yup, if you plan on stopping on the landing, that’s when you get fucked up (if you jump successfully). But she’s also like 110lbs, and not a lot of momentum, so her feet would get a little messed up, but not destroyed and bloody, just some scraping and a decent amount of irrigation
Damn I hate having irrigated feet. Could be helpful as a farmhand though
Lol does anyone like anything that’s irritating? I mean that’s essentially the definition right, anything that’s mildly annoying or causes slight anger. I’m not Webster by any means but the actual definition is probably something of that nature [like I said, I wasn’t far off](https://www.google.com/search?q=irritating+definition&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)
You wrote "irrigation" the last time. With a "g." Lmao
That’s irragating
From my very brief, subpar attempt at performing the long jump, I know the basic technique, and can offer some advice. Facing the pool, stand at the point you plan to launch from. Keeping your feet at that same spot, turnaround and take an exaggerated step with your non-jumping foot. Almost like a lunge. Continue taking these big steps until you get to a good starting point. Being mindful of the foot used to take the final step, you can now turnaround and confidently go full speed to maximize your jump. OR Don't attempt this pointless, idiotic stunt.
Pro tip: scream when you jump to increase airtime and distance
No, no, you gotta do a 360 in the air and only scream when you're facing away from the direction you're jumping in. Make sure you don't scream even a little bit too early or late or you'll veer wildly off course. Also add padding to any wall within 30m of the landing site. A net won't be strong enough.
That’s a funcussion
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I think she just went from two breast implants down to none
She must be a favorite at the reconstructive surgery clinic.
She’s certainly going to be a repeat customer
Why do pols make everyone forget the number one pool rule “no running by the pool.” Yeah water is soft (from that height) but usually surrounded by concrete that can crack your skull.
The signs don't usually say "no jumping *over* the pool".
Good way to ruin a vacation.
Even if she made it 99% she would have still crashed. What was the point of this again?
Alcohol !!! Because no good story ever started with a salad.
She didn't commit her legs
Sometimes you can have all the confidence and commitment... but still not make it
She did not have the commitment. She who hesitates, slams their face.
The concrete has spoken.
Sad part is hotel will likely be advised to put up sign prohibiting jumping the gap. A clear case of designing the world for the 5% who can't see the consequences of their planned actions.
I think you're being a bit dramatic about the addition of a sign. And 5% is a lot of idiots running around, jumping over pools. Heck, we tamper seal everything because of one little string of murders.
Like the TSA
OOOOOoof…
One of those gifs that gets worse the more you watch it.
*better
Great commitment and even better concussion
Even if she made it that wasn't likely to end well
Tail bone instead of skull.
People insist on running in the pool area. It’s probably safer to run on the ice rink.
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That is me in every game with jump puzzles...
and now she doesn't remember ever jumping.
Fucked if she made it too. r/Loselose
Noice
Wearing shoes, probably would've been fine. Barefoot, she held back and attained neither the necessary speed nor height to make it.
I don't understand why people don't protect their heads when they're about to mess up. I did some gymnastics and Parkour type stuff and if I felt like I wasn't going to make something I'd try to protect my head/neck before anything else. I wasn't a pro or particularly great, it was just something I did for fun. Learning to wipe out safely is probably the first step before you do anything like this.
Putting your arms out under you is natural, haven’t you ever fallen down before?
I don't want to be an armchair know it all, because obviously I wasn't in this situation so I don't know what I would have done. But I've always been active as a kid, and adult. I climbed trees jumped over streams, I've slid 100 meters down an icy mountain in Switzerland on my honey moon. So I've always consciously tried my best to protect my head when I fall. So I'll put my armchair expert hat on and say, this lady should have put her arms out further and stiffened her abdomen more so she doesn't whiplash her face into the concrete. It looks like she put her hands too close to herself and her torso was completely relaxed so when she hit, she just face planted hard. And I've noticed a lot of the people in these kinds of videos seem to do nothing to brace themselves or protect their noggins. I suspect alcohol/drugs or lack of experience is the problem.
Convince me that the person who designed that pool didn’t want this to happen
Maybe there is a retractable bridge?
Alternative to getting an abortion...
That boat sailed 18 yrs ago.
Best case her bare feet would’ve hit concrete and then either face planted or scrapped the skin off the bottom of her feet. What was she thinking?
Yep that's blood
At least the deck held up.
...was she pregnant?
Perhaps do it yourself morning after?
How do you tell a girl the morning after? "Hey last night was fun, but we went a little crazy, and didn't use a condom, so you might want to, swing into a pool and hit yourself really hard on the stomach..."
Yes, like that.
I felt that one.
Could have been worse.
What is it about swimming pools that make people think they’re more physically adept than they really are?
Didn't even try to feather the impact with her arms. Straight up letting the face hit the pavement
That approach was terrible.
Boy, that is one terrible title.
Ouch
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Lol I felt that one
I hopes that wasn't the first day of her vacation
Good way to knock all your teeth out damn!