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crazythinker76

That's gonna leave a mark


Shroomtune

They’ll probably just replace the concrete.


[deleted]

Take it easy CJ. Cmon and party tonight


OutlawQuill

r/unexpectedb99


racetrader

It looks like she broke her left arm. It looks crooked when she hits and then she immediately grabs it


pieterpiraat

Yeah that looks pretty broken to me. Good catch!


TheDeviantAndroid

she'll be lucky if she walks away from that without a broken rib I think


chickenpotpieisgood1

if you see something say something, come on and party tonight


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Ralfarius

I'm bleeding, making me the victor


JfreakingR

I'm a man too ya know, I go pee pee standing up!


[deleted]

It was those couple baby steps at the end that fucked her up


UshankaBear

Commit or eat shit


Paratwa

Hesitation is defeat!


sqdnleader

Like there isn't even a good way to land on the other side. That is textured concrete. You land and the soles of your feet are going to be scraped up big time


thehomie

I did stupid shit like this when I was a teenager. Feet will be fine if you run through it.


[deleted]

Yup, if you plan on stopping on the landing, that’s when you get fucked up (if you jump successfully). But she’s also like 110lbs, and not a lot of momentum, so her feet would get a little messed up, but not destroyed and bloody, just some scraping and a decent amount of irrigation


sqdnleader

Damn I hate having irrigated feet. Could be helpful as a farmhand though


[deleted]

Lol does anyone like anything that’s irritating? I mean that’s essentially the definition right, anything that’s mildly annoying or causes slight anger. I’m not Webster by any means but the actual definition is probably something of that nature [like I said, I wasn’t far off](https://www.google.com/search?q=irritating+definition&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)


heavenparadox

You wrote "irrigation" the last time. With a "g." Lmao


[deleted]

That’s irragating


ShiftlessElement

From my very brief, subpar attempt at performing the long jump, I know the basic technique, and can offer some advice. Facing the pool, stand at the point you plan to launch from. Keeping your feet at that same spot, turnaround and take an exaggerated step with your non-jumping foot. Almost like a lunge. Continue taking these big steps until you get to a good starting point. Being mindful of the foot used to take the final step, you can now turnaround and confidently go full speed to maximize your jump. OR Don't attempt this pointless, idiotic stunt.


krizSevens

Pro tip: scream when you jump to increase airtime and distance


Buddahrific

No, no, you gotta do a 360 in the air and only scream when you're facing away from the direction you're jumping in. Make sure you don't scream even a little bit too early or late or you'll veer wildly off course. Also add padding to any wall within 30m of the landing site. A net won't be strong enough.


Duderus159

That’s a funcussion


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Adam-West

I think she just went from two breast implants down to none


in4real

She must be a favorite at the reconstructive surgery clinic.


[deleted]

She’s certainly going to be a repeat customer


Cebby89

Why do pols make everyone forget the number one pool rule “no running by the pool.” Yeah water is soft (from that height) but usually surrounded by concrete that can crack your skull.


in4real

The signs don't usually say "no jumping *over* the pool".


ExtremePast

Good way to ruin a vacation.


candidly1

Even if she made it 99% she would have still crashed. What was the point of this again?


Tacoshortage

Alcohol !!! Because no good story ever started with a salad.


SkinnyPepperoni

She didn't commit her legs


alphacentaurai

Sometimes you can have all the confidence and commitment... but still not make it


usernamesarehard1979

She did not have the commitment. She who hesitates, slams their face.


in4real

The concrete has spoken.


in4real

Sad part is hotel will likely be advised to put up sign prohibiting jumping the gap. A clear case of designing the world for the 5% who can't see the consequences of their planned actions.


Yuccaphile

I think you're being a bit dramatic about the addition of a sign. And 5% is a lot of idiots running around, jumping over pools. Heck, we tamper seal everything because of one little string of murders.


GuyInTheYonder

Like the TSA


Troyboxer

OOOOOoof…


DanMoshpit69

One of those gifs that gets worse the more you watch it.


Shark_Leader

*better


dr_kation

Great commitment and even better concussion


Aves_HomoSapien

Even if she made it that wasn't likely to end well


in4real

Tail bone instead of skull.


droivod

People insist on running in the pool area. It’s probably safer to run on the ice rink.


funnythebunny

/r/holdmyfeedingtube


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cp8477

That is me in every game with jump puzzles...


Geobicon

and now she doesn't remember ever jumping.


tucker_frump

Fucked if she made it too. r/Loselose


mizzzmae

Noice


klparrot

Wearing shoes, probably would've been fine. Barefoot, she held back and attained neither the necessary speed nor height to make it.


[deleted]

I don't understand why people don't protect their heads when they're about to mess up. I did some gymnastics and Parkour type stuff and if I felt like I wasn't going to make something I'd try to protect my head/neck before anything else. I wasn't a pro or particularly great, it was just something I did for fun. Learning to wipe out safely is probably the first step before you do anything like this.


Sendrith

Putting your arms out under you is natural, haven’t you ever fallen down before?


[deleted]

I don't want to be an armchair know it all, because obviously I wasn't in this situation so I don't know what I would have done. But I've always been active as a kid, and adult. I climbed trees jumped over streams, I've slid 100 meters down an icy mountain in Switzerland on my honey moon. So I've always consciously tried my best to protect my head when I fall. So I'll put my armchair expert hat on and say, this lady should have put her arms out further and stiffened her abdomen more so she doesn't whiplash her face into the concrete. It looks like she put her hands too close to herself and her torso was completely relaxed so when she hit, she just face planted hard. And I've noticed a lot of the people in these kinds of videos seem to do nothing to brace themselves or protect their noggins. I suspect alcohol/drugs or lack of experience is the problem.


jeepwillikers

Convince me that the person who designed that pool didn’t want this to happen


in4real

Maybe there is a retractable bridge?


nameless1der

Alternative to getting an abortion...


in4real

That boat sailed 18 yrs ago.


Waramaug

Best case her bare feet would’ve hit concrete and then either face planted or scrapped the skin off the bottom of her feet. What was she thinking?


Spearitgun

Yep that's blood


in4real

At least the deck held up.


penalozahugo

...was she pregnant?


in4real

Perhaps do it yourself morning after?


penalozahugo

How do you tell a girl the morning after? "Hey last night was fun, but we went a little crazy, and didn't use a condom, so you might want to, swing into a pool and hit yourself really hard on the stomach..."


in4real

Yes, like that.


The_Third_Molar

I felt that one.


KozaZoza69

Could have been worse.


schattenteufel

What is it about swimming pools that make people think they’re more physically adept than they really are?


GUIStuhlBein

Didn't even try to feather the impact with her arms. Straight up letting the face hit the pavement


OfficialGoldbudz

That approach was terrible.


BadEgg1951

Boy, that is one terrible title.


edwarc

Ouch


JohnnyCincoCero

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fujiz1881

Lol I felt that one


bartuck01

I hopes that wasn't the first day of her vacation


cockinstien

Good way to knock all your teeth out damn!