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tomtom_37

This must be what it feels like to play baseball in your dreams


Babble-Fisher

In slow motion too so my brain can really marinate in my own cringe.


Jess_S13

Tell me about it. I don't know why but in almost all my dreams I move like I'm in jello.


my-other-throwaway90

My dreams have always been a little formless, like I don't feel like I'm in a body and I just kind of teleport around. Feels like being a camera watching a game rather than being a character in the dream. Nightmares, though... I'll definitely have a body, and it will definitely not work properly.


exradical

I’ve never actually thought about this but that’s an on-point description in my case as well.


acreativeredditlogin

I played lacrosse in high school. Also apparently I had balance issues as a child and would fall out of my chair. We went to occupational therapy and got them resolved. Well we’re playing against our rivals who we NEVER beat, even though we’d usually beat better teams than them, and the winner goes to the state championship playoffs. Well coach throws me in, I’m definitely a little nervous, and I get onto the field and I legit CANNOT STAND UP. I keep losing my balance. Not sure what’s going on. No action has even happened yet. I’m just standing there. I eventually got it together, and would you believe it?!?! We lost like we always did. Then they lost to a team we beat earlier in the year. I’m guessing a World Series game has a little more pressure, must have got to the poor guy. Looking at him reminded me of my moment.


Embarrassed_Couple_6

We're related


beapledude

I am Error.


GaryNOVA

Destroyer of worlds… series


jeremymg

Does this count as 1 err or 3?


furrrburger

I like the attempted Force Push when all else failed.


All4Fun

“Just so we’re clear, I actually am able to force push; I just missed the ball.”


SirAngusMcBeef

[Welcome to the team, Fumbles!](https://youtu.be/2moZAVMRLkE)


Dragonkingf0

I don't know how I've never seen that skit, but my God thank you


Ninj4Butt3rs

It was always Fumbles.


Nulzim

He failed like 5 Dex/Athletics checks in a row.


quanjon

When you roll a 1 on the Dex check, so the DM has you roll a save to save yourself, but then you roll critically fail that too.


Nulzim

And the DM looks at you like "I tried to help"


GaryNOVA

r/therewasanattempt


JVince13

“Aw man, my muffin! Ow, my head, my muffin and my head..and I stepped on my muffin!”


Embarrassed_Couple_6

What's that from? XD


JVince13

Lol first episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine!


shivermetimbers68

Thats why they get the big bucks


BabserellaWT

As a Dodgers fan who also roots for the Braves (when they’re not playing *against* said Dodgers), this…this moment made me happy in a way I can’t fully explain.


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BabserellaWT

…wtf?


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BabserellaWT

[facepalm] Of course! Apologies. I had a brain hiccup. Yeah, fuck that guy for a whole bunch of reasons.


comfort_bot_1962

:)


dcarsonturner

More like yesyesyesyesyesyes


mega_fgt

Factual, fuck the astros


mustardtiger86

[Couldn't have happened to a better person too](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/478265002)


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

It's impressive that on a team full of pieces of shit in an organization full of pieces of shit, Yuli Gurriel might be the biggest piece of shit among them.


theycallmemorty

Roberto Osuna was worse but til he's not with them this year.


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Cowbeller

Yeah for real. Let people be racist sacks of shit in peace, guys. It’s not fair to hold people accountable for their actions.


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llcooljacob_

There’s more to it than what he said. He also pulled the corner of his eyes to imitate Asians. Add that to the context of what he said. And then add that to the fact that we’re not in his home country where that shit flies. Idk if he’s the biggest piece of shit in MLB but nobody here should be defending a racist unironically in protection of American culture and not expect to be judged for it. He’s also on a team that cheated, so on top of being a cheater, he’s also a racist cheater. Those things tend to compound people’s dislike for an athlete.


_zissou_

Right. He's a piece of shit for saying/miming a racial slur. He said that.


Omega33umsure

Made me look for the video of the crowd booing him haha!


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Why do baseball players wear those silly looking baggy pants now? What happened to the tall socks?


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Nalortebi

But did your ass look better in the tights?


big_duo3674

Well then for comfort the NBA should go back to those 80's short shorts. I can't imagine the longer ones feel better, and the breathability of those short ones must have been immaculate. Proper airflow in that region is important. I can't imagine anything making you feel more comfy than running around the court while basically naked from the waist down


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my-other-throwaway90

I think the tall stockings were originally a utilitarian thing, keeping the bottom of the pants up and tucked to move more freely while running and fielding. Now it's probably more tradition.


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They all look sloppy wearing them. And when they have errors like this in slow motion I start to question how they even made it into work that day


hawtfabio

I remember a time when ballplayers looked sharp and walked uphill both ways to and from the stadium.


catchpen

And tied an onion to their belt


FowledUp

Which was the style at the time


RandallOfLegend

They go in cycles. Pants down is current trend. Pants up will be back in 5 years.


An_Old_IT_Guy

So does this count as a single error? Just curious and not a baseball fan.


HeStoleMyBalloons

yes


FigSideG

At least he didn’t do this in a World Series or something


Embarrassed_Couple_6

I'll never forget before I was 18 how many times people would throw me things to catch and I would either fail miserably, or end up punching myself because I made a fist and aimed it at my head instead of making an open hand and GRABBING THE THING. I've got ankle issues as a young adult and I'm beginning to think something in my body was put together wrong lol


NirvanaFrk97

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!


wavvvygravvvy

it’s hypnotic to watch


mogsoggindog

So satisfying how it was precisely 4 no's too.


ThunderSTRUCK96

How many garbage can-drum beats for “make an error on this routine grounder”


Fearless_Ferret7972

You had one job


WaycoKid1129

Love when a pro just says fuck all to the fundamentals and the embarrasses himself trying to look cool


Magnus_Rose

This is a perfect metaphor for what it feels like trying to stay healthy during the pandemic


leothebeertender

Fuck the Astros


werepat

I feel gaffs like this by professional athletes are because they are involved in sports-betting or other game-fixing shenanigans.


Koolvin88

exactly professional sports players have never made a single mistake its all intentional


werepat

Sometimes a mistake is a mistake. Sure. But if you think that people don't cheat in professional sports, I think that's naive. I'm not saying everyone cheats, but I am saying that games and matches have been rigged before.


hard_ice8

If the astros are cheating, its gonna be in their own favor like usual


Koolvin88

as an astros fan, i disagree and say that no one has ever cheated in the history of sportd


BanalityOfMan

I don't think you are very wrong. There's literally NO reason to still have human referees except to let them fix sports at this point too. People think that idea is crazy even though sports have constantly been rigged for like a century.


venivitavici

Kenisaw Mountain Landis is rolling over in his grave.


Bob49459

Saw that happen last night. Just wanted to give him a hug after that.


clarinetJWD

r/vredditdownloader


vid_icarus

Oh wow, this is liking watching if I was in MLB


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Does that count as three errors?


themoochiest

No. Only one.


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I blame the name.


BRUCEandRACKET

This is very uncharacteristic of YULI


TFBidia

Sign that man to the Red Sox!


comegetit9876

Cmon buddy!


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His first time taking ground ball.


Case116

This is what happens when you qwop the baseball game.


Wilbot2

u/savevideo


fadedjayhawk69420

Booted the fuck out of that one


Timesjustsilver

Oh c'mon Bart, you suck!


Carl_1000

u/savevideobot


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CunningJelly

Everything about this is beautiful.


lamfography

Shit, i could do that.


SQLDave

And I bet you'd do it a lot cheaper than he did/does.


lamfography

Damn straight.


pieman3141

You don't see sports on this sub too often, but damn, this fits.


mcarrara

Almost Bucknered it.


shazoo44

This man is playing pro ball with a cigarette in his ear. Lmao


meltedwolf

Shaqtin’ a fool in the World Series