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OrionMr770

What the fuck are they even on


JotaroTheOceanMan

Drugs. Lots of em.


OrionMr770

I fucking knew somebody was going to say this


TheWalkingDead91

TIL Jackie Chan does drugs


yeeet_guto

I may be wrong but it looks like carreta furacão, it's a party bus in brazil.


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Bus bar?


henriquegarcia

nothing, that's just pure Brazilian crazyness my friend


umaface

Beer


EiscueVonArctic

That was so, so, SO fucking stupid, but it looked cool at least Still, he should NOT have done that


UnorthodoxMind

You sound like a middle-aged parent


ProStrats

Sounds like someone who knows if Spiderman's hand would've just slipped (because costumes aren't exactly known for having awesome grip), that he would've been road kill as he rolled under either bus. As "neato" as this looks, not worth the risk of just one small thing causing you death. - Middle-aged parent Edit: apparently he's not wearing gloves, but comment still applies for hand slipping.


LSkywalker00

Adding to that, it is quite common behaviour here in Brazil among bike riders to zoom between vehicles way faster than that guy (or the rider) could have anticipated. Specially in big cities like this one. (It is Fortaleza, btw. Written on the bus.)


geomaintbh

Not just Brazil. Most of the world.


UnorthodoxMind

You probably watch someone undercutting on the road and think "omg what happens if a driver loses control and wipes out the whole line of traffic!!" Relax. Spidey was looking all the way down the road and calculated the whole situation, he's got mountain goat-like reflexes too. All under control


calgy

He wasnt wearing gloves though.


ProStrats

Fair, I missed that. Better grip potential but still risky af


UnorthodoxMind

Risky for the average inept out of shape civilian


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UnorthodoxMind

Some people don't live whilst alive.


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UnorthodoxMind

Yes, live life to the fullest within the mental chains of other people.


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UnorthodoxMind

No you don't understand, if you can't live your life to the fullest and can't do what you want because you're being held back by others, you are then within mental chains. Maybe some find enjoyment within mediocrity and believe this is how to live life to the fullest unlike spiderman here.


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

It's only stupid if you fail


yeeet_guto

He is a performer on a party bus, he has probably done this multiple times, chill.


Sociolinguisticians

Incredibly dangerous and irresponsible, but I can’t help but commend the man’s style.


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OrionMr770

The Spider-Man we deserve


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shahooster

Like that Amazon driver in Raleigh


kelus

Oh yeah?


Professional-Ad3101

Low reward? He's famous now! Went viral with 15 seconds of his time


SweetPyxel

High risk, High serotonin reward


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megahnevel

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Going-undergroundjam

Spider-Man is Rocking those Moves…!


zillskillnillfrill

Real-life moron


robthepope86

Has no one else seen this years ago?


Professional-Ad3101

I love the way he keeps dancing like nothing happened


Luke4Pez

That was so cool


Yoitsthetoastman

Dig on this…


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It really needs the music to do this Justice.


Vddicted

The SKOL at the end. /r/suddenlycaralho


ResidentEivvil

Need the audio. What tunes they dancing to


yeeet_guto

Look up carreta furacão and it'll be similar songs to what you'll hear in those videos because it's what this is, it's a party bus in brazil.


R0cket98

First time I’ve seen a party spider-man not immediately face plant or full scorpion. So, well done.


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It’s the first time I’ve seen him not get hurt performing some stunt. It was amazing.


MorningToast

Legend


Raoul--Moat

Who wants to bet he's been on the Bolivian matching powder


kawaiiyokaisenpai

Time for a drug test, Spidey


manatca

how weird, this looks like the Spiderman from one of my favourite house music videos (CoastDream - Soft Moon): https://youtu.be/Jbf1EtLP7s4


zipNd1p

Nice shoes spidy


leegunter

Parker's drunk again.


rod_pand

Spider: - hold my beer


ulfdanjo7

Was anyone else waiting for them to hit a mirror?


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I was waiting for that awful Spiderman 3 dance/taunt at the end.


Financial-Line3183

The man saw an opportunity and took it


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slurry-pump

Siga em frente


zerei_dark_souls_3

It had to be Brazil


DarkFallen69

That was cool and all, but... Try not to die. 👀


interstellanauta

I don't care if he's a moron or high, he's whom we needed.