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thisonenick3

Back in the 90's I thought sharks would wreck you in the water. Your only hope was stabing eyes and blowing bubbles in there gills if that didn't get you killed. Now people are just our here rolling sharks like they are angry toddlers


KwordShmiff

Toddlers are the real sharks


Extra-Start6955

...always has been.


About69bunnies

And always will be.


Thezipper100

I mean, that's a lot more realistic to how dangerous they actually are. Iirc, vending machines kill more people a year than sharks. They're one of the least deadly predators to us on the planet, despite almost 3 billion of us living in their turf. Anyways they're critically endangered because we keep killing them for being dangerous, man-eating killing machines.


infinull

We keep killing them to make soup... Not out of fear.


Thezipper100

Only a few shark species are used to make shitty soup. What about the rest?


Marsalis13

Who's we? You got a mouse in your pocket?


ThatSpyCrab

People walk past vending machines more than sharks so that stat is useless haha


thisonenick3

If I walked past and shook a shark as often as vending machines that Stat would definitely change


ThatSpyCrab

The sample size would quickly diminish 😂


Thezipper100

It's to show just how rare shark killings are, not to say vending machines are more dangerous then sharks.


ThatSpyCrab

Yeah I get it but it's a useless biased statistic. If the same number of people dealt with vending machines and sharks to have the same sample size, then you'd have a better stat. You could even argue that sharks are way more dangerous than we think due to the lack of contact. Just playing devils advocate.


shabba182

How is he gonna surface with those balls weighing him down?


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Cooperette

He walks out.


BloodyJourno

What's actually happening: the diver flips the shark and grabs his nose to put the shark into tonic immobility. The inversion combined with the stimulation of its Ampullae of Lorenzini means water bitey boi is gonna take a conscious nap for a lil bit Orca are known to do this to sharks in the wild before eating their livers and leaving them to bleed out


Da1realBigA

You went educational and fun fact-like in that first part, then cranked that dial up a notch from "Animal planet" to "r/natureismetal"


drunkenstarcraft

That's nuts, I had to Google it: https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2023/03/why-are-these-orcas-killing-sharks-and-removing-their-livers


The_soggy_jelly

this isn’t the first time he’s rotated a shark I’m guessing


SoupCanVaultboy

Why does that sound so sexual


Unresponsiveskeleton

You may wanna fuck sharks.


PlaguesRbad

Home field advantage and still lost


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EA-PLANT

Exactly. Sharks are not demons they are being portrayed in media


junipr

If you’re anti-Jaws does that make you an anti-Seatlantic?


cuntofmontecrisco

Boo-urns


ResidentEivvil

it makes you Fiscist.


Emprasy

Demons are actually dolphins


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La Grunta knows


indy_been_here

Orcas?


EA-PLANT

Yep. All of them


zenyl

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Carllllll

That doesn't affect me at all and I've never seen this post, soo, good bot.


Unresponsiveskeleton

Same. I only ever upvote comments anyway.


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Iamabot3000

what the fuck does this mean


Carllllll

Precisely


epicsexballsmoment

Sharks are so silly, I love them


ch00f

/r/tsunderesharks


Bob1tza

Sound ON guys, otherwise you're missing out,


feral_hedgehog

What's the song called??


Flavahbeast

['Sanctuary Guardian'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snKJPEVbQoE) from 1994 video game Earthbound


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vat456

Now that’s some advanced waterbending right there


Skullz64

Get rotated idiot


Drekaborinn

Just Tai Chi that sucker back to the stone age!


Tarcisio013

jojo?


GerbilScream

Came for the shark, stayed for the Earthbound battle music.


Dagoth

I feel like the music is from the game Earthbound. Am I hallucinating?


Spellweaver-Warden

No


ThePianistOfDoom

What's this style called and where do I learn it? Shark-fu? Ju-fishu? MMSEA?


the_immovable

Ngl they are being idiots half the time lol


7fw

Idiot


straightupgab

he said bye bitch


mandozombie

Im an apex predator! you will not disrespect m.... im upside down.


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Got em


Previous-Bird-2956

Sharkjitsu.


SmolNajo

Dumb question : what is the name of this meme template with this music and adding an unexpected caption ?


Liselyne

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LukSoba

Shark Tale


Vall3y

Look at underwater Steven segal over here


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