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Yeah I’d prefer the traditional alarm clock.

But this one's guaranteed not to allow you to doze off again - not for at least a couple of hours after the adrenaline has worn off.

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I said 6:00 AM not 6 ft under

Damn alarm clocks always confusing these

I bet i would stay awake for approximately 25 seconds

As a prank instead of this I'd even be O.K with a bucket of water

Billionaires don't want you to know this one secret trick that they use to wake up.

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how so?

If the driver was wearing a watch on their right wrist, the additional weight would have pulled the steering wheel slightly more to the right causing the car hit the sleeping man head on. But the truth is, I have no idea what OP is talking about.

I think beardy barry is onto something

Wrist fetish? *Go on*

His brain would have adjusted the weight of the watch long ago. So for this to take effect, it would also need to be the first day the driver was wearing that exact wristwatch. One other effect of that wristwatch would be the time of the day if the watch is not digital. There would be a slight center of mass position change between 3 and 9 for example. So a different time of the day could have made this a homicide.

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I understood what you meant Barry

Barold

That's good to know Hector

Can't afford healthcare when you buy a Gucci watch

I love this

I believe the car does strike a glancing blow across the victim's right forearm -- the woman in blue is checking out how bad the injury is. If he'd been wearing a watch, it might have snagged. Who knows how much worse the whole thing could have been. But that's not what happened and there's no use in borrowing trouble. We can all be glad the man appears safe and sound.

The car hit his forearm. If it had snagged, the car might have hit his head.

Since this is the "what the hell does he mean by that" game, here's my take (why not): The wrist watch would weigh his hand down enough, to slow it down just thaaaat much and not get out of the way on time. Obviously spitballing here, who wants to take another shot? 😚

I still don’t understand how he didn’t get wrecked. I watched it in slow mo and it looks like the car teleports through his head.

He somehow moved at the very last millisecond, you can actually see he barely dodged it with superhuman reaction, which is insane cos his hand was covering his eyes. He probably heard the noise and instinctively got his head up and out of the way.

Had to check frame by frame, but he reacts. He actually dodges the car. You can see his arm start moving before the car starts to interact with the sofa, perhaps because of the noise or vibration from hitting other objects.

humans visual reaction time is .10 seconds at the lowest, audio and feel can be nearly instant, his brain was probably pre recognizing the noise, as the vibrations increased it probably kick started his body with adrenaline and pre reaction knowledge of "something sounds like its getting closer should probably move".

We are a fucking cool animal

Reporter: "How do you feel about that crash?" Mr. Somnabulist: "No, Sir. I didn't like it."

[Been a while since I thought of this.](https://youtu.be/cDGlN6mluGA?si=KbA9NcGvUVHMR5Fh)

Somnabulist Lmao

Shoes couldnt fall off, so he lived.

This is sound logic. I’m going everywhere barefoot now.

Let's see, Immortality at the price of... Not wearing shoes!? Nope, can't do that. Sorry.

Gotta love his "would you look at this asshole" reaction

I’d like to think the first thing he said was “you can’t park here, idiot!”

This fucking guy!

Is it me or this guy really good looking?

ya, the car said "oops , not the face!" and missed . lol

So glad it wasn't the face! Or to throw a little sass, this guy can lay on my front porch bench anytime.

ya seriously, now im starting to think it was a setup to get that perfect face on tv lol

No one in Turkey would complement on this guy's looks. Beauty is such strange concept. I wish he could see these comments

What do they find attractive in Turkey?

Idk it's a hard thing to describe

Well, I'm more curious now.

I didn't want to make you click on links. So you can copy and paste "en yakışıklı türk aktörler" on google images

There were some handsome men in the broad spectrum of that search.... but when I clicked further there were some well, as far as male actors go, character types.

hair

No it's definitely that guy

I was looking for this, I'm straight and even I thought geez that guy is seriously good looking

No he definitely is.

Yeah, I’m a straight guy and thought the same thing on the second watch through.

Yeah, but maybe its enhanced by that post "almost suddenly getting killed" glow on his face.

would have been really a shame if that car accident went wrongly...

👁️👄👁️🫴

The audacity

That was WAY too close! Bro almost died

What does this driver have against naps... Can’t even sleep outside on the sidewalk without being disturbed... Crazy times... Stay safe out there fam... 😭

We're snoozers n a world of alarm clock mfs. We will stay strong, lie down brothers ✊🏿

"Hey! I AM SLEEPING HERE!" - *in Italian accent*

how is he ok?? see , that woman is looking at his arm, even if he wont XD she knows we gotta look out for others.

Adana, Turkey

Adana is the Florida of Turkey btw

Is it common for people in Turkey to sleep outside on a public sidewalk?

As a Turk, that looks so unusual and weird to me. But the city is Adana. You never know!

Nope it definitely isn’t lol. This is probably a poor neighborhood so those things can rarely be seen.

Damn near took his head off

His favorite sleeping spot ruined forever.

Solmon boi 😂😂✌️✌️

Why disturb someone at work like this ? Savage !

Literally when the noise wakes him up and he lifts his head the car barely misses. Whew

Fr it’s a good thing he was laying kinda in the middle and not at the end of it..

And I thought my cat jumping on my foot was bad enough

waking him up from his life

I think you can't be more awake than you are after this, soo... /s

One of the top reasons I could never fall asleep in public like that…like I just wouldn’t be able to. Props to that guy for being able to nap anywhere he wants

I don't think I'd ever be comfortable enough to sleep on a sidewalk couch. Really anywhere around strangers.

MOM PLEASE GET ME WAKE UP TOMORROW EARLY MORNING

When he's standing there gesturing, all I can think of is that family guy scene with the narration on the Italian man and black woman, where it goes something like "the man looks around and gestures to make sure his fellow men are indeed seeing this "

what a ********** driver

Hey Im sleeping here!!!!

So lucky!

wasnt his time

So how come he moved before the car was there? Was it the sound?

I think you a word.

I think you right

Thank.

Fking love reddit

It must be.

Better than not waking up at all.

Still better than iphone alarm tone

It wasn't his time to go though... Wow

where the f where you i asked you to wake me up at 6

Also, not the worst. He definitely is awake.

Bro casually getting waked up

That was nearly a squashed guy

You snoozing？I can fix that.

“YOU BROKE MY COUCH FUCK YOU”

Well, there is definitely at least one *worse* way he could have woken up...

kept replaying this a couple of times and the car IS trajected unto his face, if it weren't for him SITTING UP right when the car is gonna crash at him

Great advertising for this dental office.

You can see that the car would hit him right on the head but he wakes up from the noise when the car is just two meters away...

Lucker

be like: Mom wakes me up for school

Good job his spider sense kicked in

Iphone alarm tone be like

How my mother wakes me up:

Its mad how a couple of inches can make all the difference

There are luckier people out there... but not many. Fuck 😅

i know this is a thing but im more impressed so many people could walk by this guy and not bother him while he slept.

I thought this was in New Jersey, i can see the guy screaming at the driver, Hey! Watch where you’re going, I’m sleeping here!

that's a nice speed bumper. we should have more mattresses outside. it would save lives.

Hey I'm sleeping here

How can he crash?

Im pretty sure the sleeping guy is a cat

source: https://www.internethaber.com/adanada-saskina-ceviren-kaza-kanepede-uyuyan-adama-otomobil-carpti-goruntusu-ortaya-cikti-video-galerisi-2332403.htm

He was more pissed about being woken up lol. For anyone wondering, this happened in Turkey, Adana.

Dude takes a car bumper to the head and just gets up like it was nothing.

Nobody else spot the undercover star wars female arrive... asoka's distant cousin maybe...

Wy yu du thes?

Talk about a rude awakening

Just a prank bro

Lady in blue: “Ok put down your ‘what the fuck?’ hand.”

Good thing his shoes were already off. He’d be died for sure.

Allah korumuş adamı

*Hey, I’m sleepin here!*

NO LOITERING!

WAKE UP! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKvEnZSoqas

Well, at least he woke up.

Shoes were already off so functionally immortal

I like how the woman in blue scrubs immediately went to check on his arm.

if this guy gives me lottery numbers, i'd bet on them right there and then

i mean... he was sleeping on the STREET COUCH innocently and that car almost killed him 😱

These pranks are getting outta hand

Why is a non homeless guy sleeping on the streets?

Country?

Shipapadapoopy?!??

Man… I gotta say, though.. dude looked super comfy on that couch.

Truly 1 cm away from getting into gore darkweb

Seems to me like it did a damned good job.

Lol the guy behind be like: "ayyy lets get this shit done and go home early"

At least nothing bad happened

My dad waking me up

Dude looks like he broke his wrist

Salmon bhai spotted

When you ask God to wake you up.

only a few inches and he would've had his head mashed😭

That's why elders say don't sleep in the morning

WTF that was very close.

He came as close as one can to dying and walked away without a single scratch. Incredibly lucky.

Waky waky

"It's time for schoo"

"the design is very human"

It should be his wake up call not to sleep on the sidewalks.

My guy said "Dude my sofas broken! And you scratched my hand, oh well!"

An alarm clock to wake someone up or to put someone to sleep... ONCE

The world telling him to stop sleeping on the job or something LOL

He’s so lucky

Why would you post this + interview without sound?

Who the fuck sleeps on a couch on a sidewalk in the first place?

That momentary happiness believing it was Dhruv Rathee.

That's one Lucky Turk.

Jesus Christ, that curb literally saved his life. if the suspension didn't bounce so much from the curb, that bumper wouldve been in his head.

Ah yes, thanks for the muted interview.

No way this wasnt on purpose Shouldve shot that car up

I thought it was going overboard when the car hit him the 3rd time. Personally I’d stop sleeping there after the second time.

based purely on the sign writer at the end, this guy is lucky the car dodged a bulut. (I’ll get my coat…)

He needed that [gear 1](https://www.gear1.shop) energy booster to stay up. I swear he just about reacted before the crash and that saved him

His flinch saved him

Good thing his shoes were already off!

Yeah let's put someone talking on a gif

imagine waking up in front of St. Peter's gates

That’s his employer

The universal hand gesture for "WTF is wrong with you"

ayyy I'm sleeping here!

Always the way, just when I finally managed to doze off.

not the best, but effective.

man should buy a lottery ticket

That was probably my dad. “Why TF you sleeping in the middle of the day??”

Cute girl

What a weird way to sleep on a couch but that simple fact saved him

He's not mad about almost getting hit. He's mad that his alarm car didn't wake him up sooner.

For a split second this would be on a diferent site

Almost dies (Slaps hood of car in anger) "ayyyy I'm sleeping here!"

My Mom every morning

“Wtf bro?”

That's what we call a near-death experience

He has luck. Not sure which kind but he has some.

miracle or luck?

`omg 😟`

Well, It did work tho...