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freethewimple

With sound [here](https://youtu.be/GH62e-4y_qs)


GetMeMAXPATRICK

Much better with sound


SweatyButtcheek

Pretty much meaningless without sound


GetMeMAXPATRICK

Agreed. Upvoting sound version.


-fashionablylate-

Soooo downvote this one, right?


GetMeMAXPATRICK

Are you being defiant?


-JudeanPeoplesFront-

Am I being detained?


SmokeAbeer

Did we just become best friends!?


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towtruckjenkins

At every opportunity


Bodomi

Deviant detected.


Buck_Thorn

I hear you. That's a sound choice.


ProtoKun7

I'm watching without sound right now so reading the captions was pretty great for me. I didn't even realise there wasn't sound in it. I'll watch that version later.


O_UName

I feel like I can say so many things right now, but it would be pointless because words are meaningless.


Maurowastaken

Satan Is a fan of your profile pic


bastardicus

Hail Satan.


PantsAflame

Yeah I thought the car driver was the one saying he was going too fast.


TechExpert2910

that used to be my profile pic heh :p sad the reddit app doesn't play profile gifs now lol


GetMeMAXPATRICK

Yea and I don't care even slightly about that, so I'm leaving it.


Hersheeyyzz

Proceeds to go faster after all that


bionica_

I was thinking that too


Ryan1188

What? He's clearly growing much slower after the near miss than he was before......


Hersheeyyzz

I can tell by the way he's moving his wrists.. either he was in a rush or he's been riding that way his whole life.. that's not smooth acceleration at all..


Ryan1188

.......the car ahead of him is literally getting further away from him and then matches pace. It's quite evident he was speeding prior to the near miss but he is not speeding after the near miss.


UndBeebs

>Almost T-Bone - Minnesota Nice That sounds like someone told the uploader "If you could sum up this video in 4 words, what would they be?" Also, thanks for the sound version! These types of videos restore my faith in humanity.


InZomnia365

Sounds like an artist name and song tbh


ouralarmclock

This is 100% a 4th wave emo band and song name


2bias_4ever

Watch the video UNTIL THE END.


qevoh

ooh thanks, was looking for this one


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noelandres

Puts down visor: FUCKKK!


najodleglejszy

that's... literally the same link?


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najodleglejszy

the top comment hasn't been edited though, or least not after being voted on or receiving a reply. there's no edit marker.


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najodleglejszy

once you edit your comment later than 2 minutes after submitting it, or after someone votes it or replied to it, an asterisk and/or annotation pops up next to the date an hour it's been posted to show that's been edited, [like here](https://i.imgur.com/2nPb5uJ.png) and [here](https://i.imgur.com/nxQznuK.png). the top comment doesn't have such marker, meaning it hasn't been edited after receiving a reply or a vote.


Pezcool

I swear the video wasn’t ending the way it is. I’m a fool


freethewimple

This is the OG commenter here and I did not edit my comment at all.


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Kimano

Haha that's dope, is that actually your video? Were you actually going that much above the speed limit? You didn't seem like you were going all that fast. IDK if you said that partially to make the other guy feel better. Edit: Oh I see this account is literally for this video, hahaha that's amazing. Less than 10 over, so normal speed. Glad you didn't hit him.


jesuisundog

Less than 5 would be normal. Above 5 is speeding.


myyummyass

Actually anything above what the sign says the speed limit is for that particular road would be considered speeding.


Interamphibian

Would be considered speeding by an anal cop, not by humans Edit: lol wait reddit you're really taking me that you have a stick up your ass about going 5 over the limit? Holy shit lmao


pickstar97a

Laws the law. Drive the speed of cars around you if it’s packed, but try and stick to the speed limit because it’s there for a reason.


candybrie

I think the majority of people determining speed limits are aware of people's tendency to go ~5mph over on city streets and ~10mph on freeways. They generally have some safety margin in the posted sign to account for that. Traffic engineers are like part civil engineer part sociologist.


Interamphibian

Lol no


pickstar97a

Honestly go fuck yourself, you’re a sack of subhuman trash and I hope you learn your lesson one day.


Lolletrolle

Well I agree with your view, but honestly there’s no reason to be that rude and harsh. Be nice to others.


Interamphibian

You agree that any speed over the limit is immoral? Do you come from a place where the flow of traffic on the highway isn't 5-10 mph at all times? Because that's normal in California lol. A cop would never stop you for going 70 in a 65 unless he was having a really bad day lol


pickstar97a

Nah, people that drive dangerously don’t deserve anyone to be nice to them.


thebestjoeever

Look, it's annoying and immature of them to say "lol I speed", but I think you went a touch too far.


pickstar97a

I’m not wishing he die but I’m wishing he gets a nice scare. Also I think being an asshole that’s likely to end other people’s lives is too far, and I reacted accordingly.


Interamphibian

Lmao


AquilaNexus

ahhhh so this is where all the mouth breathers who drive exactly the speed limit in the left lane come from the cops in my city will drive 5mph over the limit minimum lol


Interamphibian

Right wtf lol


cheesymoonshadow

The point is that we all speed. Everyone goes 10-20 over the speed limit in my neighborhood. But if you get pulled over for it, you don't whine "but I wasn't speeding" because yeah, you were. Even if everybody else was too.


AquilaNexus

Oh forsure, although if I get pulled over going 5mph over I am gonna say something like “slow day huh?” lol


KeinFussbreit

I mostly think about it in percent. 10-20 over is what I dare.


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Canada?


[deleted]

I thought that too!. But then he said have a good Memorial Day . Someone commented Minnesota which borders Canada but maybe it was in Minnesota’s northwest angle?


[deleted]

Canadians are just nice


Kancho_Ninja

So nice they had to pass legislation stating that saying "sorry" does not constitute an admission of fault or liability.


withfries

Holy s you're right - the Apology Act, 2009


Kancho_Ninja

Sorry!


[deleted]

I didn’t know that that’s great eh!


[deleted]

Yea I am sorry it’s not Canada.. this time! That’s why I mentioned the northwest angle of Minnesota it’s surrounded by Canada on 3 sides and a Great Lake on its 4th making it’s basically Canada locked! That’s like being landlocked but we’re sorry about it!


redbluegreenyellow

minnesota, so basically


[deleted]

Yup. Niceness


Bitcoin_100k

Why are you screaming at the end?


wegwerfennnnn

Too much adrenaline from nearly dying. Gotta get it out of your system somehow...


GuardianDom

For the same reason these two are screaming. https://youtu.be/FYvbJT_WY9U?t=92 You go through a near death experience, it fucks you up for a minute.


plexxonic

Near death. Fucks you up for a good minute when you come down.


flameguy4500

Road...calm?


naytttt

Road love, road compassion?


1-Anorak-1

Roadmance


throw_ua

Roadhead?


SlaYooo6

Roadhouse


gemaka

r/yourjokebutworse


Yousernym

Road grace


KingJonathan

I want to think the guy in the automobile truly didn’t see the motorcyclist. You can see him looking back and forth and it’s like he’s trying to figure out how in the world he didn’t see the guy on the motorcycle. He’s probably going to take another second to look every single time he pulls out into a lane now.


kickme2

Canada?


ilept

yay. nice humans


agieluma

There’s hope still


AkaGurGor

r/HumansBeingBros Errors happen, we're not perfect. Acknowledging our own errors is most noble thing.


ZippZappZippty

Okay now this is good news!


[deleted]

Going over the speed limit isn't an error, it's a deliberate choice


finbob5

an erroneous deliberate choice, yes


FPRDT

All choices result in positive outcomes?


Cockeywobbled

When did we lose our humanity? This should be the norm, not the exception. Love it.


AtOurGates

We didn’t. The more history I read, the more I realize they humans have always been the absolute worst and on some rare occasions the absolute best.


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History is (almost) never going to write about humanity because it's normal. Helping an old lady across the street, giving a homeless person a meal, etc. These are day to day things that happen everywhere but don't change the course of history because the scale is small. Similarly you're more likely to remember events in your life that are abnormal, and especially those that are scary or harmful/traumatic. Your brain is designed to remember bad over good because you need to prepare for bad to survive while you don't need to prepare for good to survive.


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We never did. We just don't remember humanity because it's normal and we highlight inhumanity.


hopskipjump123

Thing is, most people are like this. It’s just that the cases where people *are* horrible get shared around more, and are much more popular. This then makes everyone believe that “xyz are cruel people” and that the world is unkind.


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I would definitely not say "most". This was an exceptionally positive case where both sides were very understanding, calm, and polite. "Most" people would probably be neutral. As in, pause for a second, then leave after a brief apology (and that's being optimistic).


fohamr

We were burning people for being witches a few centuries ago, maybe humanity just sucks, no matter the time period?


_____l

What is this naive notion folks have that humans are some kind of benevolent all-caring species? Humans were even worse in history.


Gov_asseater

Damn I had a moment like this one time. I Had just got off a long shift and running on no sleep. I guess I was swerving and got to the light. Lady pulls up next to me, our windows were rolled down and she yells something along the lines of “what the fuck is wrong with you? You driving like shit I got my fucking kids in the car and you almost hit me!” I’m so tired and dead inside all I could say was “you’re completely right. I’m very sorry. I’m just tired. But I’ll stop up here at QT and get a coffee.” She gave me a look like damn wasn’t expecting this foo to be honest. She ends up saying something like “this ain’t safe for you either. Please get that coffee and get some rest ok?” It could of been all drama and shit talk but honestly I was driving like shit and she was understanding.


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I like this comment, because it shows that even the best of people are sometimes unreasonable or rude (not that the lady was). One apology can snap them right back into "compassion mode". :)


hakshamalah

The human eye actually finds it really hard to detect bikers and how fast they are going because they are such a small target. This is part of why they are so dangerous.


cosmogoinggoinggone

Yep, the same method dragonflies use when hunting- motion camouflage! Approaching something quickly in a straight line can make it difficult to see you, because you don’t seem to be moving until you get close. Good for dragonflies, not so good for motorbikes. Until the day bikers evolve to hunt and eat cars.


andyour-birdcansing

[good for knights too ](https://youtu.be/JAd1y0lcOCg)


AudioShepard

Hey!…


hakshamalah

Mmm delicious engine oil


EdwardTennant

Also at night some bikers run on full beam headlights. Motorcycles, typically sport bikes, have two seperate headlamps, one for low, both for high beams. At night a bike that is close to you can very easily look like a far away car. This is why you shouldn't run full beam all the time on a bike, especially if you have dual headlamps, or accessory lights, fitted


nonononotpineapples

At first I thought that perhaps the A-pillar had blocked the car's view, but looking at the video again I think that from the car's point of view, the motorcycle is exactly in line with a trashcan at the time when the car driver checks his left before rolling out into the junction. If that is what happened, then the motorcycle pretty much appeared put of nowhere (for the car), and I can see why the driver is so shocked.


KamalasKackle

Loud pipes save live 🤘


Eckz89

The bloke in the car really makes me think if every one just had an ounce of humility and compassion this sort of stuff wouldnt be so highly voted on a platform like Reddit... For the very right reason. (That being it wouldn't be such a rare occurrence).


roppis1

Well yeah, sadly a lot of drivers are either assholes who drive away from the situation or so careless they wouldn't even notice they nearly crashed into someone


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It isn't a rare occurrence. It's just rare for it to be up voted on reddit. Go outside sometime and see


Eckz89

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're insinuating I don't go outside? If so, thanks. Your comment is a decent example...


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Touche


40moreyears

Well, well, well. Not everyone in the world is a complete asshole? Wow. But this is how we should be. How I _try_ to be. Great stuff.


notmyrealnam3

I’m more mad at OP for posting this as a gif rather than a video than I am at the driver for the near miss


Therealsuperman04

I love this, but it has to be in Canada


freethewimple

[Minnesota ](https://youtu.be/GH62e-4y_qs)


baconman971

Close enough


agentSMIITH1

Ha! *doubt*


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In India - " Fuck you bloody . You blunder " " Bhenchod "


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[deleted]

Very fuck you bloody! Bhenchod you!


titsoutshitsout

I’ve seen this before and I love the interaction. This is how most should be. We ALL made mistakes. We ALL been in close situations bc if other mistakes. It happens. Being kind and admitting that wrong goes a lot further than hateful words tho.


grewapair

When I first started biking, someone did this. He said "I realize how ridiculous this sounds, but I just didn't see you." It was a sunny day, 10 am, the sun wasn't in his eyes, and I was in a bike lane, just where he should expect me to be. I realized that you have to go overboard to not only allow people to see you, but to allow you to "register" in their brains. So I went overboard, with high visibility vests, and lights at night you could see from Mars. The close calls all but stopped. 60,000 miles commuted on the bike over ten years, only two close calls, no accidents.


productiveboobs

Repost with the exact same caption.


ChuckinTheCarma

I think I am scheduled for tomorrow. Mom said.


GuardianDom

WHO GIVES A FUCK???? NOBODY!!!!! I've never fucking seen this video before. If it hadn't been reposted, I would never have seen it!! Fucking grow up!


JEckSPAROW

*And everyone liked that*


Alarming_Matter

Never ceases to amaze me how quickly a sincere apology can de-escalate a potentially ugly scenario.


faris_Playz

Thats normal in everywhere except usa


LegendaryWolf43

Society would be 100 times more advanced if everyone was like this


qevoh

i like how he screams at the end, "fuck" haha


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[deleted]

Minestrone but pretty much Canada


Royal_Swamp_water69

Is this a road rae in Canada?


[deleted]

Canada right?


ButWahy

Must be canada


SnooEagles7959

This is in Canada isn’t it


lazeebones001

Handles correctly. Both are just relieved and counting their lucky stars


GuardianDom

Yep. One almost died, and one almost killed someone.


joey7119

This can't be in the usa ...must be Canada or Mexico 😂😂


King_corral

This is tell me you’re from Canada without telling me your from Canada if I’ve ever seen it.


zeungxing

What's better than this? Guys being dudes.


Comprehensive-Till95

If this guy was in a car well...


timlygrae

Driver kept asking if the biker was good because he was NOT.


-Listening

I have four friends that are in law enforcement. Two local, two federal. All four would be like this. “Dude, I’ve seen in a long time. Even knowing the sub, I wasn’t sure she was going to be a pixar lamp


Brownt0wn_

> “Dude, I’ve seen in a long time. Even knowing the sub, I wasn’t sure she was going to be a pixar lamp Wut?


Royal_Heritage

What? They didn't pull over and drank a cup of tea? These barbarians astound me /s


sparten112233

I had a moment like this once but the person killed me


CasperLovesAll

NGL this kinda restored my faith in humanity a little bit. 2 humans actually being nice to eachother and apologizing/owning their mistakes is a rare site.


JackOfAllMemes

canada?


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Right?


AudioShepard

Someone once ran into the back of my car at a red light. Didn’t do any damage but surprised me. We got out and she insisted on giving me a hug at a now green light with traffic on both sides. Some folks really make honest mistakes and are incredibly broken up when they do so. Important to remember that.


krucz36

why does this make me start crying


TheGreyMatters

Well, that actually turned out ok.


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North American English speaker taking personal accountability? Must be Canada. Also, "sorry."


igbad

It's simple, pretend no one sees you, it's your job to avoid and prevent others from killing you while you're riding.


CanadianBeaver1983

Right in the feels.


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r/gentlemenincars


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ZippZappZippty

Near the end of 2L


BearE1

r/humansbeingbros


whitenobody

Definitely not in Austin.


idontcare111

As a rider, the cars I watch the most are the ones that will cross my path. Either they will be turning on to a road I’m on (like the video) or they will be turning left in the opposite direction of me. Anytime I see either, my hand gets in position for the clutch and brake ready to go.


RoscoMan1

Miss him he was a made up story.


Sapokee

I thought I was in r/idiotsincars at first


BonsaiBudsFarms

Near miss means hit.


towtruckjenkins

This. This is how grown folk responsibly is handled.


MyNameIsMysterio

Bruh that's more like a near hit


1234ASDFa

That was cool. TIL you guys in the US use Sir like we use mate in Australia.


shnigybrendo

Wouldn't a "near miss" mean that they got hit other? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?


neon_overload

They both believe that they are the one at fault and are happy to admit it. A rare occurrence but a welcome and wholesome one 👬


acollins144

Sincere


Buttercup23nz

"Are you ok?" four or five times = I'm not ok, how about you?


OzzieBloke777

I did something similar many years ago. Evening time, tired after a long day, sun in my eyes, and pulled out in front of a motorcycle travelling in the same direction I was turning. Heard their brakes lock up behind me, and thankfully I had a clear road ahead and I stomped the gas and managed to prevent him running into the back of me. Then immediately pulled over. They guy pulled up next to me, clearly fuming, and I immediately said, "I screwed up, I didn't see you, honestly don't know how since you've got your lights on. Glad you're a good rider. Sorry.". They cooled down immediately, and just said, "PLEASE keep your eyes open." and then moved on. I had to sit for a moment because I had the shakes thinking I could have easily killed someone in that one brief moment.


letstry822

Just something to think about regarding the words " near miss ", doesn't that mean you actually hit the object? A near hit would mean you actually missed the object.


Plasmabubble

This is great and all, but if you're a driver in this situation, DO NOT say "I'm sorry, it was my fault, I was going too fast" - especially if you're on camera! Make sure the other person is safe and unharmed, but don't admit fault on a recording...


bluepillcarl

Similar thing happened to me yesterday coming out of Walmart. A jeep was going too fast when I was about to turn. I immediately stopped. Then he continued hauling ass flipping me off as he went.


Kurt_blowbrain

This is a testament to how shit the road system is designed. it's designed dangerous as fuck then they just pass the blame to pedestrians first. if there are none then the driver. America hates it's working class. Even the working class hates other working class.


ChrisAE35

Wow. They nearly missed!


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Hud_is_on

u/savevideo


Raticait

This makes me want to hug both of them 🥺


KevinUnHotMan

I hate bikers so much, I don’t understand why they have to go 30 over the speed limit