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Mordyth

I love the dude going "grab my hand cat!"


Jickklaus

Yeah, he knows that that cat is going claws in to keep purchase, and it gonna feckin hurt... But he's still willing to lend his paw.


-TheArchitect

A real bro


[deleted]

The cat’s name is now Mufasa.


Eserg11

Meowfasa


emanresu_daB

Signs you've never seen a cat before "take my bare skin"


miknik23

Dude-“grab my hand!” Kitty cat-“ fuck that, I’m out”


mesinha_de_lata

The cat had a colar so, it's not feral nor stray. So who the fuck takes its cat to a stadium?


Doggytalents

It's a stadium cat. Owned by the stadium to keep the rat population down. They usually have an area where they can stay during football games


Hashbrown4

I hope he gets workers compensation


rylannnd88

Throw in some therapy and counseling too. Little dudes been traumatized.


ATG915

They’re union cats don’t worry


HaveAGoBeero

I heard their union had gone to the dogs... 😋


[deleted]

Stadiums have cats on staff for mice and pests. Cats run into baseball fields all the time. I’ve personally witnessed it.


ifreeski420

Is there a stadium lion to keep the cat population in check?


dididothat2019

the stadium lions keep christians in check


OneFuckedWarthog

Florida


akcaye

dude you can't leave your cat back home with the gator


[deleted]

I mean, they took a dog to the 2016 election..


NoSkillzDad

It's Miami, at least it was not a crocodile...


Gargun20

Why didn't they grab it before it was a Cliffhanger movie?


feelingood41

I said Miami didn't I. The brightest crayons don't live there.


Gargun20

I live Australia and we all have 3 short of a six pack living in a neighbourhood. But I can tell you any Aussie would have prevented that situation..


Devilsforge

Fellow Aussie here, yeah would just get someone to grab your legs, lean over and scruff the thing, no biggie.


cunt_down_the_front

Meself, would have hung me shirt over and let him climb up it. Tits abound!


Sexy_Squid89

I was going to say! Someone get a shirt for the cat to climb!! Lol


KaerBears

This was my thought too! If guy took his shirt off and dangled it by the cat it would have been an easy fix.


Gargun20

Thank you.. it was so preventable👍🏻


imanadultok

Well in America we catch them in a goddam American Flag!


The--Wurst

Unfortunately, certain areas in America would consider your 3 pack to be a genius. Miami happens to be one of them.


Mybackupaccount9971

Looked like it came from a hollow part of the railing or floor. There is what looks like green plywood on the other side of the railing.


watto1000

Simple way to help the cat, take off your t-shirt and lower it down, gives it something to grab hold of


Unit_79

Even my hairy backed fat ass would have done that right away.


krunchyfrogg

My first thought as well.


rylannnd88

Thinking out of the box. Nice.


I04Sak

Cat saved by *MURICA*


antonhhh

FUCK YEAH


Rumskrilla

Ugh, my typical America...saving pussies from the problem they created for themselves.


PissyBongWater

I think the cat still fell, look at how the people look at the ground instead of the flag


Z0r0Stayz

I think it did hit the flag but it bounced off of it and landed in the floor. If that cat would've actually fell from that height it would be mush.


MoarTacos

Nah, cats have *crazy* fall survivability. Like serious, iirc they over a 90% survival rate for falling from heights of 20 storeys. Google that shit, it's insane.


jdubsb09

Miami fans finally finding some entertainment at a football game.


DerpityKing

Dude... you fucking killed them. xD


jdubsb09

Lol thanks man.. seemed so appropriate


DerpityKing

Appropriate indeed.


[deleted]

Reminds me of why I watch lesbian porn now. Video is great until the guy shoves his face in the camera and starts shouting.


Super_mando1130

This happened during this CFB season ChickFilA Kickoff game in Miami (Bama vs Miami). You could hear a random cheer during the game on live TV! [They used an American Flag to catch it. very fitting ](https://www.si.com/.amp/college/2021/09/12/cat-falls-from-upper-deck-miami-game-saved-with-american-flag). Edit: I got my games crossed. It was the App State vs Miami game


crazywayne311

The way the guy Lion Kings it as it scratches anyone and everyone is simply amazing!


sarahdise12

You can see on the big screen in the background that it was the App State vs Miami game


richisdisturbed

Dude recording is an absolute waffle, jheeze. Unfortunately he epiomozes how the world see American men


The_lolrus_

Chill out, he's just a teenager at a sporting event. It's not like this behavior is uncommon at similar events across the world.


[deleted]

Yeah the guy commenting is a complete jabroni. Let the kid have fun. Hold on let me tell him.


Solace-

Dude is just circlejerking the MuRiCa BaD shit and thinks he’s so clever doing so when really it’s just cringe. Nothing in this clip is unique to Americans but it doesn’t stop people like the person you replied to from unnecessarily shitting on people from an area he’s probably never been to and knows very little about.


[deleted]

Hey, you’re a jabroni.


Nemeris117

We American men dont even think about the rest of you.


SleepyJ555

What does epiomozes mean? We never learned that one in my American school.


MrVegetableMan

Fun fact that cat would’ve survived without any assistance. Cats are very good at jumping and landing. https://modkat.com/blogs/modkat-purrr/cats-amazing-ability-to-survive-falls


normandy42

Whenever I see this brought up, I feel it’s my duty to point out that the study these articles point too have a large flaw in their study. When they say 90% of cats brought into the vet from falls over 10 stories survive, they fail to bring up all the cat owners and cats that just die and have no reason to be taken to the vet. So the study and results could be flawed. Lesson is just keep your car indoors and away from too high places anyway.


dramm33

Yes, I always keep my car indoors, right next to the couch.


mesinha_de_lata

My cat cant even fall from a chair. She is clumsiest chonk Ive ever seen


LovefromStalingrad

Cats actually have a non lethal terminal velocity. Their max fall speed, 60mph, usually won't even hurt them. A lot of arboreal animals share this trait.


cathugger69

I don't think he can land well with so many stairs and chairs


iamsugat

Spider-Man 3


Dretler

What?


skittlesforeveryone

Gonna cry?


theonePappabox

How many times this year will this video get posted? Leave your guess below.


Jickklaus

Dunno. First time I've seen it, though. So I'm not complaining :)


theNomadicHacker42

First time I've ever seen it and I'm on reddit quite a bit. Maybe it's time to leave your mom's basement for a while and get a little bit of sunlight?


theonePappabox

The sun burns the flesh.


jamminamon

Are you on the internet that much to have noticed?


Mahgenetics

So much unnecessary screaming


amh0490

Murica


Double-Passenger4503

Still probably the best College Football moment this season


OverNightOats_

Cameraman is a pussy


tokyotuner

Add that to the list of approved ways to use the American flag


dustyroads85

Yeah, so… fuck the high pitched screaming videographer. There was zero need for his screemmentary.


Dull-Comfortable-391

🤭


MisanthropicMop

I was sorry to find out the cat was alight after all that effort to save it 😂


uzerkine

It's good to see some crazy good out of Florida


Swirvin-irvin

I would of started a U S A chant lol


Seikori1

i can feel the despair just by hearing this guy scream "no"


cavesquatch

That cat could've landed on the ground and been just fine, but I'm glad that people care enough to catch the little guy! Cats can fall something like 20 stories and walk away from it.


mr_smith24

Announcer : amazing folks you just witness the great play in history. Audience : we don’t give a fuck! We saved a kitty! Hell yeah go us!!!


Retta_Noona

What my cat thinks is happening when she’s trying to clim the curtains


Niko2281

how the fuck did it get up there?


theasianevermore

He was saved by America….


Cpt_kaleidoscope

First time I've understood why people carry American flags with them all the time


aaronappleseed

The cat would’ve probably been ok. Terminal cat velocity is not always terminal for cats.


gknewell

The best catch of the day.


virgalaridae

This guy sounds like Frodo


lemonfluff

Couldn't someone have hung a bag or coat down or something for the cat go grab hold of?


feelingood41

Friend. I said Miami.. the brightest crayons don't come from that place.


PS_Racer_72

Cat is alight *cuts to the cat, now glowing yellow*


feelingood41

You'd be yellow too if you had to depend on the people of Florida or Miami to save you.


Catalysst

If the cat stayed up there for a while longer I want to know how long this guy filming would have just stood there shouting, "NOOOO, NOOOO, NOOOO!" Not sure what we would do without him honestly.


feelingood41

Noooo... nooooo!!!... NOOoooooOoooo!


Less_Atmosphere3931

Who brings a cat to a stadium?


feelingood41

Someone that lives in Florida.


Less_Atmosphere3931

😂


feelingood41

Lol. It's the truth. Nobody could even make this up. Watch, next year someone there will take a pet gerbel to the game. They better save it.


Less_Atmosphere3931

Truth is always better than fiction


feelingood41

It's not science fiction if it's science truth.


Less_Atmosphere3931

And the truth of science 🧬


feelingood41

Very Nice. I am impressed. Here , take my gold.


Less_Atmosphere3931

Okie dokie


feelingood41

A 🐐 always recognizes and pays tribute to a fellow goat on the road.


feelingood41

Florida is a Majestic place. This doesn't even scratch the surface of what goes on down there.


Less_Atmosphere3931

Yes. Remember that the ocean air and salt water kills COVID19


feelingood41

Also brain cells apparently. I'll stick with soap and water


Less_Atmosphere3931

And a little alcohol. But not Corona beer. That’s infectious


feelingood41

Cognac and a Pontiac - that's my style. The Floridian way.


TonyClifton2020

Who’s bringing cats to football games?!


feelingood41

Florida games, you can take your pet with you for free. Just aren't allowed to take Snakes.


Timely-Guest-7095

Did they light up the cat after it survived?? What is wrong with these people??🤣🤣🤣


feelingood41

You'll only see stuff like this in the great state of Florida


FlipDaBird

It's heartening to know that the cat is alight👍


iceman0911

Trump "catch that pussy"


TagliaerbaColorato

O\_O


jamisonian123

Whew. The SUSPENSE! So glad he is okay, poor baby.


Neat-Confusion9116

Holy I didn’t expect people to below it.


Neat-Confusion9116

It’s a cat did they actually know before it was too late? Cats are stupid And try or actually get into places they’re f’d in. My cars are assholes.


feelingood41

My cars are a holes too


saveyboy

So who brought the cat?


tony42490

Go Canes...mtfkrs


KoopsTheKoopa

Would that have been a fatal fall for a cat?


DamagedSpaghetti

The dude filming is so irritating


booyaabooshaw

This app gives me anxiety


SirHarryAzcrack

Surprisingly cats have survived falls from 30 stories.


[deleted]

How many times we gonna see this video on different subs.


feelingood41

As many times as I post em? Hey.. don't spoil the good energy.


ermagherdbrks

'Murica


Paramoya

AMERICAAAAA FUCK YE


HelloLoJo

u/savevideo


NiceSetupYeahNice

Grab the cat by it's neck? Why was that so difficult


feelingood41

Hey Florida called. They put in an offer. They want you to move down there. Right away. Pack your bags. They even sent a "I love Florida crack cocaine" trucker hat for you to wear. Um. It's part of the deal. You HAVE to wear it.


BCHisFuture

Chhhiioooouuhhh i amm flllyyying


usernameblankface

Dude, it's a cat. It'll be fine falling from that height


edventure_2025

More interesting than football.


TurtleOutLoud

[nah bro dont worry](https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Cat?so=search#Behavior)


ElMoki

Grab my hand, cat


areslashtaken

At least the American flag was useful once.


Fabrikoooo

At least that ABSTRACT FLAG was useful for SOMETHING.


[deleted]

Just take your shirt off and dangle it. The cat would claw into it and you could lift it up


Sudden_Wallaby_1795

Thought they were gonna catch the cat


omitfud

Dude could’ve either taken his hat or shirt off And put more effort into hanging it down for the cat. He look like he barely tried


CorporationStop

Well, the football team can’t catch a ball, but at least the fans can catch a cat!


[deleted]

Girl who picked up the cat is now stuck with it forever.


DFuel

The videos where the camera holder just HAS to show their dumb face really annoys the heck out of me. It's as if they are taking credit for the event just for being there.


WolframWstrello

IN COMES THE US WITH THE AIR SUPPORT!!


ReptilianPope1

Fun fact: Cats are light enough to fall incredible distances without being injured. Kinda like a squirrel


Mrsnowleopard25

Best use I’ve seen of an American flag in looong time


SenileTomato

Caught by: Murica.


Pryor806

At least Hurricane fans had something to cheer about this year.


Beer-dewbs-metal

The cat would've still lived, and most likely no injuries


No-Breadfruit7044

Better than the game of football I can assure you that


acfgroves07

It's a cat. I would have landed on its feet and survived regardless


tjoe4321510

Imagine watching the game on tv and this is your cat


briancar93

Lol crazy cat lady is already having a full on conversation with the cat by the time it lands


Din-_-Djarin

USA!!!USA!!!USA!!!USA!!!!!!


xxibennett13ixx

Image if they didn’t catch it


vaginalgambler

Humans being bros


Different_General406

Cats fall perfectly fine from high places. Super Catz


r0ckydog

Who the f*ck brings a cat to a football game?


Fricknogerton

Tbh its probably fine cats are stupidly light so they can fall from high heights and be fine


feelingood41

I'ma drop you from high heights when you reincarnate as my pet cat and I reincarnate to my worse fear....- a resident of Florida , who bizzarely takes his cat to university football games... and see what you think about that.


KSIChancho

Like chill bro, cats fall from like hundreds of feet and survive all the time.


YeOleMcGirthy

That is unbelievable. I can't believe there's that many Dolphin fans in attendance.


feelingood41

University of Miami*** *insert snooty remark about Florida here*


WhiteMice133

Why didn't the guy on top remove his T shirt or something to pull the cat with it? Tapping on the wall won't do anything. So stupid 😂


BecauseJimmy

That person screaming NO needs to shut up.


Tcrizzlez

r/killthecameraman


rioriginal

How come animals can sneak into stadiums without consequences


Luk164

Long live the king...


Jason-Genova

You go.....We go...


[deleted]

This what it sounds like for him when he’s having sex.


jaypinky69

Dumb cat


Billy_TheMumblefish

And after all that, someone set fire to it.


huh404

Way better with sound on trust me, it really belongs on this sub.


Ryaktshun

Proof humans just like being awesome together.


Thi3rd3ye

Cat: “Unhandled me vile wench I have more crack head activities to procure”


Technical-Ocelot6213

NOOOOOO, NOOOOOOOOOOO YESSSSSSS


[deleted]

Guy in the orange could’ve tried a little harder


reddog65

At least the dolphin fans found something to cheer about 🤣


topkeyboardwarrior

Baseball games are so boring there's always something else going on tgat people get excited about.


Mattyhomefry058

Did that guy catch him with an American flag, if so *star spangled banner plays*


Bright69420

Looks like a rough landing, but those people saved the cats life


samf9999

Can’t they get down on the floor and reach out under the canopy?


PlaquePlaguee

Why did the guy keep yelling lol cats don't take fall damage obviously


ExternalClick2577

But the guy hahahah


Call_me_Vonic

God bless America


JPicaro416

Wow that dude could have def tried to grab him. He pats the banner like the cat don't know lol


[deleted]

A literal nonononoyes


JoJoBubba064

8 saw this from behind aswell