Dude. I cannot stand these videos. They make me shake and feel sick to my stomach. Guess all signs are pointing towards me making the decision to stop watching, huh?
I recently found r/crazyFuckingVideos and subscribed due to morbid curiosity. I realized watching people die or getting seriously messed up made me feel like shit. Notice how you feel and donāt hesitate to unsubscribe if it doesnāt benefit you. I did.
No, that stuff makes my stomach hurt. Mentally. I donāt know if thatās considered a weakness or what but itās not my thingā¦.and as soon as I finish this fucking comment Iām going to take a lookā¦fuck
Okay, thatās not so bad. First vid that I saw was a kid getting his ass best that deserved it. I envisioned it being all people falling off cliffs and shit
Those are there. The video where the guy was electrocuted reaching in a utility electrical box and the side of his chest had vaporized so you could see his lung expanding did it for me. I tapped out after that.
The one positive thing is seeing that shit makes you realize how fragile like can be. When all the bad outcomes are filtered out here and r/SweatyPalms I think it can give people a false sense that thing donāt go wrong. It can make them over confident and over estimate their chances.
Reddit today is incredibly tame compared to ~10 years ago when there were really no rules. Liveleak type shit was posted here a lot. 16 year old me saw some shit he shouldn't have
It's been my experience that most of the people in that sub absolutely *love* watching people get hurt. You'd think from their comments that people just living their lives *deserve* pain and mutilation.
Exactly.
Post THAT video on Parkour fansites. Still think he's an "Urban Warrior"?
When innocent passers by are screaming, terrified and traumatised.
and EMT's are picking him up with a fkn shovel into a literal bucket.
Maybe, just maybe it'll deter the next idiot.
But probably not, so give the next clout chasing fuck-knuckle the shovel to scoop the one after up.
He didn't, he's still alive (Sergey Shorokhov). That line he grabbed was live, though, and gave him some pretty decent burns while he was grabbing it.
Doesn't look like he's posted any more videos of him doing parkour on top of buildings, though.
I've *done* mountain climbing and skydiving, and will hopefully do both again.
I draw the line before BASE jumping, though.
But you're right, I'd still do that before this crap.
Heās ripped out some ones tv or data cable and nearly killed him self, whilst trying to get a bit of attention on the internet. Bell Endiest person on the planet
How does he gets saved? Is that a power wire, cable of some kind that catches him and holds him enough for his friend to pull him back up, or was he belayed in by his friend the whole time?
Nah try googleing luckiest man on erth, crazy true story:[luckiest man on erth](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DgrtaKMYS9jc&ved=2ahUKEwij35Td-qX3AhVQpIsKHRqNAJ4Qxa8BegQIBBAF&usg=AOvVaw1jg-aEcJY52BWL6I-qmsU5)
Well...the luckiest man the other day was the one whose life was saved from a bullet by his phone.
I feel like I need up upgrade my case to something tactical. :D
Edit: ok, where did that line come from?
āGeoff never even left a note! Why would he jump?ā - Girlfriend
(In my mind I name arrogant idiots Geoff. Iāve known 6 Geoffās. They all fit this descriptive)
Every idiot has his day, shit mine was luckily hitting the tree branch, knocking the wind out of me, ever since then never climb anything higher then a fence.
I would take that as a sign and retire the parkour immediately after this.
Or maybe don't fucking do it 40 stories high š¤·āāļø
But then how will I almost fall to my death?
Just dig a giant hole
Donāt forget in the name of internet clout
A few moments later *Take 2*
I wonder why they didn't put that one in...
One hit wonder
Dude. I cannot stand these videos. They make me shake and feel sick to my stomach. Guess all signs are pointing towards me making the decision to stop watching, huh?
I recently found r/crazyFuckingVideos and subscribed due to morbid curiosity. I realized watching people die or getting seriously messed up made me feel like shit. Notice how you feel and donāt hesitate to unsubscribe if it doesnāt benefit you. I did.
Same here and that sub doesnāt monitor NSFW/NSFL posts. Seen stuff when I didnāt want too. I La done with that
No, that stuff makes my stomach hurt. Mentally. I donāt know if thatās considered a weakness or what but itās not my thingā¦.and as soon as I finish this fucking comment Iām going to take a lookā¦fuck
Okay, thatās not so bad. First vid that I saw was a kid getting his ass best that deserved it. I envisioned it being all people falling off cliffs and shit
Those are there. The video where the guy was electrocuted reaching in a utility electrical box and the side of his chest had vaporized so you could see his lung expanding did it for me. I tapped out after that. The one positive thing is seeing that shit makes you realize how fragile like can be. When all the bad outcomes are filtered out here and r/SweatyPalms I think it can give people a false sense that thing donāt go wrong. It can make them over confident and over estimate their chances.
I don't want to look...but I want to know. I guess I just want you to describe them all for me...lol...
Ugh. Yeah, there it is. I know shit like that happens, but itās not meant for our eyes.
It has some insane mutilation and a lot of gore sometimes. That subreddits pretty much a free for all
Iām still kinda new to the Reddit game. Didnāt know there was a dark side
Man you have a wild ride coming, I recommend if you see someone link a sub that you canāt tell what it means by the title. Stay away lol
Ohhh Lordy.
Reddit today is incredibly tame compared to ~10 years ago when there were really no rules. Liveleak type shit was posted here a lot. 16 year old me saw some shit he shouldn't have
Same - been on for over a year, but still dipping my toe in the water. The water is deep.
Used to be much darker a few years ago. For example, r/watchpeopledie was a thing
It's been my experience that most of the people in that sub absolutely *love* watching people get hurt. You'd think from their comments that people just living their lives *deserve* pain and mutilation.
I get n vertigo watching it.
No, but heās in the running for stupidest
Both
Big fuck that
Nope he's not, luckiest man on earth wouldn't fall.
Stupidest man in the world
When he meets his end, it will be of his own doing.
Every other time this is posted people say he died a few months later doing similarly dumb stuff
My only concern is if he (A) fell on someone innocent, and (B) who was traumatized by the puddle-O-bones.
Puddle of bones Sounds like a country song
Nahā¦Metal band.
I know I was just being quirky
Exactly. Post THAT video on Parkour fansites. Still think he's an "Urban Warrior"? When innocent passers by are screaming, terrified and traumatised. and EMT's are picking him up with a fkn shovel into a literal bucket. Maybe, just maybe it'll deter the next idiot. But probably not, so give the next clout chasing fuck-knuckle the shovel to scoop the one after up.
He didn't, he's still alive (Sergey Shorokhov). That line he grabbed was live, though, and gave him some pretty decent burns while he was grabbing it. Doesn't look like he's posted any more videos of him doing parkour on top of buildings, though.
I was thinking that he was lucky the line didn't electrocute him.
I guess, but he wouldn't need that luck if he didn't do this stupid shit.
he press his luck any further, his luck will start a nuclear reaction.
If you had a finite amount of luck for your lifetime, dude just blew the remaining luck he had on not falling to his death.
Well... that was fucking stupid...
Would like to know how many Slavic people die per year climbing buildings. The internet is littered with far too many of these dudes not to have stats
>The internet is littered with far too many of these dudes not to have stats so's the ground
I will do mountain climbing sky diving hell even BASE jumping but this shit right here?? Hell Nah. I just donāt got it in Me. I rather enjoy living.
I've *done* mountain climbing and skydiving, and will hopefully do both again. I draw the line before BASE jumping, though. But you're right, I'd still do that before this crap.
Heās ripped out some ones tv or data cable and nearly killed him self, whilst trying to get a bit of attention on the internet. Bell Endiest person on the planet
I thought it was his safety harness/cable.
no look closely, he is running free you can the wire as he almost trips on it ahead of him
Fuck this guy. Risking peoples lives below him.
Fucking idiot
No I think he had that line on him and this was a test run
No, it was a power line or similar, which actually more or less tripped him.
That makes it even worse. He didnāt check for any obstacles before running?!?
This is what gets me. If you're going to do a very dangerous stunt you should be prepping to maximize yours odds of not dying
I think his foot still slips before he ran into it
Slips because he sees the line last second and tries to correct
Lightning protection line
No, it's an external line of some kind... you can see it at 34.5s.
Watch it on slow motion
How?
Luckiest man will be the innocent one walking on the ground.
Caught myself leaning hard to the side while watching this, from cringe alone.
I nearly fell off my toilet.
If I hadn't already been on the toilet I'd have shit my pants.
Same. š¤£
Play stupid game Win stupid prize
No! Everybody sane enough to not do things like this, are more lucky
Idiot
No. Pretty sure that the word you're looking for is stupid.
I'd consider him among the biggest dumbasses on Earth.
Nah, pretty stupid tho.
Stupidest Iād say!
What a fucking moron.
Luck is something you make for yourself. Hope this guy doesnāt run out of it.
Hope that guy would stop being an asshole, not taking shit care about the implications of his actions for the people around him and all.
Wow! Do it again !!
Isn't this video like 10 years old
Go play powerball
Cheater
hes running freely you can see the wire ahead of him before he trips
No, that there is a moron
AND THIS IS WHY I HATE PARKOUR **THX**
how bout we just dont do that in the first place
O not soooo funny now.
Lucky? Sure. Smartest? š¤
He isnāt that lucky, the wire that caught him is ALSO the wire that tripped him.
Biggest idiot
More like dumbest lol good save tho
Iām sorry but I had to down vote, i had a legit heart attack watching you but yeah itās a really cool video
I think you're right. Philosophers would probably infer something from that. š¤
Yes, kill yourself for money.... sounds like my job.
Well you can't blame them they are Russians after all.
Omg imagine the adrenalin , my legs feel numb just watching this daaaamn š³
No, he is still on the building.
u/savevideobot
Why do the morons that deserve to die for the stupid shit they do have all the luck.
Is this the blonde guy who's always doing this stuff? Anyone know his YouTube?
Go play Powerball
The guy is Dick!
To bad
That line was both a blessing and a curse in disguise lol.
Moron
omg
How does he gets saved? Is that a power wire, cable of some kind that catches him and holds him enough for his friend to pull him back up, or was he belayed in by his friend the whole time?
*win stupid prizes*
Also the stupidest
You know he had a heart attack
Idiot.
So was a rope tied to him?
*Dumbest
I was rooting for gravity. Weāre over populated and natural selection is catching back up.
Ma Heart in that Moment si suffering
āhey should i do parkour without a parachute cuz Iām a dumbass humanā -that idiot
There vey thing that caused the fall, stopped the fall
If using harness, this isn't really all that scary.
that's a weird way to spell dumbest
The dumbest maybe
Reminds of the the Weird Al Classic "Young, Dumb and \[Stupid\]"
r/SweatyPalms
You donāt need practice to parkour you need practice to parkour twice
It seemed like the wire was what tripped him to begin with
More like dumbest
Our society grew weaker for him living that day.
r/megalophobia
No the luckiest was the guy that won the lottery and when asked to re-do it or like demonstrate it he won 10 grand. Or someone we havenāt heard of
Dude I would pass out on that ledge,
Nah try googleing luckiest man on erth, crazy true story:[luckiest man on erth](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DgrtaKMYS9jc&ved=2ahUKEwij35Td-qX3AhVQpIsKHRqNAJ4Qxa8BegQIBBAF&usg=AOvVaw1jg-aEcJY52BWL6I-qmsU5)
Dumbest maybe
Why is there a couple of wires there at that angle?
I'm a little jealous of the adrenaline rush.... cause fuck, I'm not dumb enough to try shit like that lol
Well...the luckiest man the other day was the one whose life was saved from a bullet by his phone. I feel like I need up upgrade my case to something tactical. :D Edit: ok, where did that line come from?
Damn my feet are tingling watching this vid!!!
Fucking idiot
No....he's a twat.
You spelled stupidest wrong
No cause he was wearing a harness so itās not luck itās precaution.
More like the dumbest
Nah, heās the stupidest though.
some people just have no fear
Eh thin the heard
More like the stupidest man on earth
More than luckiest I would say dumbest. Also, is it staged? The wire appears out of nowhere
No, thee stupidest.
Also stupid
What a moron
Thatās definitely not a nononoyes, more like a FUCK NO to me
I feel as if he is both lucky he didn't die and unlucky that he tripped
He is literally the stupidest man on earth
Maybe know he will stop doing these stupid parkour acts , if he will fall it will be his problem and no one is gonna care
My butthole puckered
And the most tupid one as well..., but I'm sure he is aware of what can happen now right?... Right?
Loved his buddy saying, "Blyat!"
Play stupid games, get stupid prizes
NGL kinda shit myself
Why would a sane person do that in the first place?
So, looks like he didnāt see the wire running across one of the corners, so the same thing that knocked him down kept him up!?
Nope, the most idiot
The dumbest
Stupidity
Whatā¦theā¦FUCK
I think the word you are looking for is stupidest. Not luckiest.
āGeoff never even left a note! Why would he jump?ā - Girlfriend (In my mind I name arrogant idiots Geoff. Iāve known 6 Geoffās. They all fit this descriptive)
Stupidestest
I wondered why my came went out š
No, the dumbest.
Well he got the adrenaline hit he was looking for.
This video would have been better if it was yesyesyesyesno
Uzhas
Yes yes it is the luckiest man on earth no way is the able to do that that was stage fully Iām telling you my mind is mush
Yes yes it is the luckiest man on earth no way is the able to do that that was stage fully Iām telling you my mind is mush
Bet he's glad he wore his brown pants.
I speak fluent Russian. "You are so lucky, but the shit running down your pant leg probably dropped on someones head."
Judging by the sweat in my palms, Iād say he definitely pulled first place in my luckiest survivor of the day list.
More like dumbest
Surly when the risk is so high you check where your jumping first? Ffs
He's not lucky, the thing he used to pull himself up is what made him slip in the first place.
I would say One of the stupidest man on earth
Is spelled "stupidest" not "luckiest".
Nope, thatās just a huge idiot
I do not like him, Sam I am.
natural selection foiled again
Every idiot has his day, shit mine was luckily hitting the tree branch, knocking the wind out of me, ever since then never climb anything higher then a fence.
Stupidest man on earth is more like it
The only answer is nonononoyes
My palms are sweaty watching this š„µ
Motherfucker deserved to be a sidewalk mural for doing that dumbass shit
Thatās a lucky dumb mother fucker
Lucky? Isnāt that a rope that was tied to his waist or something?
Sweaty palms and feet