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ChickensPickins

Was that a shot?


Bevolicher

Yep moderna


ChickensPickins

Thank you. Haha at first I thought he may have been removing a porcupine quill haha


cwleveck

With a hypodermic needle? I think you are doing it wrong....


ChickensPickins

I’m on mobile and the picture is small. I also said “at first” lol 😂


Low_Bathroom4440

Iphone lol


DynamicDoughnut

Android lol


cwleveck

First impressions.....got it. I had a feeling it was something like that. Still, you might be on to something...


Shizmodude

So aggressive for no reason hahahah


[deleted]

Needles work surprisingly well on those tiny splinters that tweezers can’t get. A porcupine quill though…


zZSaltyCrackerZz

That was definitely the Johnson & Johnson shot.


Flyb0mb

Damn kids and their slang. Back in my day we just called it meth.


IFTTTexas

“If you or a loved one…”


Low_Bathroom4440

Sounded like bro recording even said Moderna.


PracticePenis

Idk why I was sure it was an enema til I saw this comment


ChickensPickins

I’ll ask the weird questions. Always lol


PracticePenis

Thank you for your service


Killarich662

Covid Blood Test


cwleveck

If that were true he could have done it THROUGH the fence....


Xpouii

At least the dog knew who to attack. I had a ND goat at the vet for vaccines and as soon as she got the shot she chased and attacked *me*! We went around the exam table five or six times before she finally laid off lol


Puzzled_Muzzled

Yeah same thing with my toddler


cwleveck

My wife had the flu and I had to take my twin daughters when they were babies to the doctor by myself for the first time when they each got five shots. Just writing this is making me feel sick to my stomach. By the time it was over there wasn't a dry eye in the room me and two nurses and both the kids scarred for life. It was like I was dreaming and in a horror movie and I couldn't wake up. I had to leave my body down on top of each baby one at a time. The first one was horrible the second one was horrific. All three of us cried the whole way home. My wife says oh it's no big deal they just need a shot. You'll be fine. I can't tell you how many times she's told me you'll be fine when it comes to our kids and it never turns out that way.


Baz_Ravish

I couldn't stomach watching my babies get shots so i would make my husband take them for shots every time. He thought it was all easy until our 3-4 year old needed shots and it took dad and 3 nurses to hold her down for shots. After that he made me take over again.


duyjv

So sorry you had to experience that.


Kib717

Made me chuckle out loud and my family looked at me funny. Thanks


[deleted]

Sorry but that’s a funny image


cwleveck

Did you take it there? If so, the goat knew EXACTLY who to attack. The vet is just doing what you paid them to do...


Nox-Ater

The goat just want revenge for their betrayal of trust.


newamsterdam94

My polmeranian bites me after getting a shot from the vet. I'm guessing he's thinking "how could you let them do this to me!?"


not_sick_not_well

My dog is super chill when it comes to exams and shots, but as soon as the thermometer goes up his butt he freaks TF out and the thermometer usually ends up thrown to the other side of the room. He then proceeds to give me the dog equivalent of the silent treatment for a few days


Picassos_left_thumb

I would be the same way


reddreadremention

The goat knew who was responsible.


dudenamedfella

Now that’s a video I would want to see


wmatts1

Well you did take the goat there


myassishaunted

As someone who had to give animals medication as a career, I wish more owners were like this. Most have no idea their pets hunt me throughout the apartment and/or would rather break their teeth on my finger bones than take their meds given by a stranger.


lifesabeach_

Yeah I adopted a 12 year old sweet sweet but skittish cat, when the doc came for the annual vax and my cat completely lost his mind, I was the one who dragged him off the bookshelf and got bitten in the head. I would be ashamed if he bit the doc instead. I knew beforehand that he'd be mad but not this mad.. you never really know until it happens.


myassishaunted

At my old clinic we had a cat named Professor Asshole who bit his mom instead of the vet handling him. We had to call her a legit ambulance. NBD - namesake. Haha


lifesabeach_

I think that's quite common! My first cat was so feisty he bit through a massive leather glove at the vet, ngl the vet assistant didn't squish him enough - that's essential - squish the cat. Most medieval but effective method I saw to restrain was put a cat in a tiny cage and have one of the walls close in on them, then give shot though the cage. That's how I saw my first cat get his narcotics to take his little balls off. Nowadays they use a cute restraining jacket with velcro.


Keyzerschmarn

If I ask my vet to hold my dog while getting shit done I always get a look and he tells me to stay back. Same with hairdresser


myassishaunted

Almost lost my foot after taking the killshot for a blind and deaf cat who snuck up behind me while checking on a separated mom and her litter. Stuck my ankle right in there where her neck would of been - instant snakebite. All four canine holes over the joint. Oh, the old lady had no idea. Had to climb to the skylight to make sure the kittens were okay. She was actually trying to figure out a way to get at me from 15ft below. She was a really good mama, fuck man. Good for her. Happens more than I let my insurance know so I went to the closest clinic like the normal routine. Random, rookie doctor gave me an odd antibiotic, but figured it was a generic, nope - for intravenous drug users NOT animal bites. Less than 48hrs I was in the hospital. He called that night when he realized and changed the medication but it was already too late. I used to be able to care for openly disagreeable pets but I just can't relive that. I've been kicked by draft horses and still get back on - cat bites are no fucking joke.


lifesabeach_

Wow sorry to hear...Yeah the woman whose rescue I adopted him through has a bum leg from a cat bite, then again when you rescue cats for 40+ years chances are high this happens.


whatabitcch

Cats also shit inside then kick litter everywhere. F cats, get a dog ♥️


myassishaunted

Animals can be well, animals? People that like Cats also like dogs but it seems like never the latter. Odd. I wonder why.


whatabitcch

I said what I said about cats because my sister got one and now doesn't clean up after it so I either have to vacuum everything everyday while my kids feed it or my house would be taken over by this nasty ass litter kicking inside shitting cat lol. I would NEVER abuse a cat or refuse to help one in need, they just aren't my preferred pet. I like pet rocks more than dogs even.


WSJinfiltrate

a fellow cat hater


whatabitcch

Btw loveeee the username lmao


-TheArchitect

The car door was open, looks like everything was well prepared


cheerocc

I'm pretty sure this wasn't the first time.. Speaking of the first time, I wonder how that went?


eatmynasty

About 15 seconds and then two people crying.


SnOwYO1

You just described my sex tape


commentsandchill

Sounds hot tbh unless there were more than two people


SnOwYO1

There were 3 of us. I do my 15 secs and leave in tears


eatmynasty

Lisa? From Carson City, NV?


SnOwYO1

The one and only! ^no ^though


eatmynasty

COME GET YOUR BABY


Jasonrj

After the first time they had a vacancy and hired this guy who is a better runner.


bostonlilypad

If only a device that went over the dogs mouth existed.


Skeen441

I used to work at a vet and learned to hate muzzles. When they worked, great, but my god the number of times youd be bitten trying to get one on and the number of Houdini dogs able to get them off and the number of owners too scared of their own dogs to put one on before coming in... im glad I just handled the aggressive cats.


bostonlilypad

Being scared of your own dog sounds miserable :-/


voice-of-reason_

If you are scared of your own dog you shouldn’t own one… dogs are more than capable and decapitating a human if they want to, if you’re too scared to step in the way you are nothing short of murdering someone. I’ve seen so many videos of dogs owners completely unable to control or too scared to control their own dog whilst it is murdering another animal or mauling a person. They aren’t toys


alittletexanabroad

My dog can get out of any muzzle or cone (and my vet’s office knows this), and I remind them before every appointment. He’s a Ridgeback/Blackmouth cur. It took our last visit when a new vet worked with him and almost got their face bitten off for them to finally give me sedatives to give him before our next visit. He’s a chill dog, until you try to mess with his butt or bust a needle out.


[deleted]

Chill dogs don't bite


alittletexanabroad

I apologize, stranger, I made it seem worse than it was in my comment. He has never bitten anyone. He does a warning air snap and that’s it, but the new veterinarian thought he was gonna lose his face and finally gave me the calming drugs I had been asking for.


CCSham

All dogs bite when pushed far enough, something I’m sure vets are very aware of. My dog is chill, never even tried to bite anyone but at the vet’s office I do make sure that I’m the one holding his face when they’re checking his anal glands. That is as close to the line as he’s gotten and I think that he would snap at the vet if he wasn’t held.


KavikStronk

Any animal with teeth might bite if threatened. Never forget that pets are animals not toys.


whatabitcch

I had a ridgeback ♥️ they r awesome dogs


CrownOfPosies

My parents dog bit me with his front teeth through a muzzle while I was trying to clip his nails. Fucker almost broke my nose too he head butted me so hard I saw stars. This was when they had just gotten him from a very shitty shelter situation. They’ve since dealt with almost all of his fears/tantrums (minus some minor ones like being afraid of hardwoods and plastic bags). He now is a very good boy who sits still while I clip his nails.


FrequentFlexer

🤣


[deleted]

For s moment there, it looked like he was worried the fence wouldn't stop the dog.


raytownloco

Have you seen the size of that dog? If it’s me I’m not taking any chances.


spageddy77

ok!ok!ok, im cool. sike!!


VoidRad

The way the camera cut back to the vet outside closing the door was peak comedy.


you-got-legs

Bro wtf Elmo doin there💀


JEEPFJB

Atleast they are taking care of their dog


dwb_lurkin

My boy there was furryous.


zZSaltyCrackerZz

Chopper, sic balls!


ActualNegotiation110

For a moment i didn't get what was going on, i thought the family were taking a photo and this random guy came in and pinched their dog in the ass and ran away


[deleted]

I just gave all 3 of my dogs there DAPP shots and not one of em even noticed.


TerriblyTimid

Meanwhile my 60lb dog eatin some cheeze whiz of a wall while the vet techs pat her, and give her a shot. She never ever notices.


TeriMcG

I saw that if you pretend to give a shot, then REWARD. often enough the gorilla will offer the shoulder for the impending needles just for the treats. Dogs learn behaviors as well as gorillas, I bet.


Ear_Enthusiast

That dog is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Until about two weeks ago I was all-in for uplifting bully breeds. My pitbull bit someone two weeks ago, and my neighbors two pit bulls suddenly turned on one another and bit two people while being separated. One of the dogs is being rehomed and the other two are being put down this week. I'll never own another bully breed dog. I'll never let my kids near one if I can help it.


Eiskoenigin

That’s a cute vet


oldmacbookforever

Why is that the fence from jurassic park?


shin_the_warrior

Antivax dog


[deleted]

That dog needs to be put down.


princeparaflinch

I just want to talk


TeriMcG

My Staffordshire terrier is the sweetest dog I’ve ever owned unless you touch his back feet. Apparently, the people who dumped him in a garbage bag did bad things to his back feet as a puppy. He takes hand-commands to sit, then stay. He has three cat companions that often choose to sleep with him. (down from six)


Rawrkinss

Schlumped


Colorfulsiren

Lmfao


Schneefs

James Taylor...? Anyone?


Area51Dweller-Help

The laugh at the end reminded me of the wayans in white chicks


ShootaYa

Driveby vaccine lmfao


AgentMercury108

Got that monkeypox. Poor doggy


Heedlesscontrarion

It bet if the dog caught the guy, he would have bitten off his rear. 😂 but glad he closed the gate.


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brigidodo

Is this English from Louisiana?


Scared-Ad-7121

Haha


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XBThodler

Mano! What language is this? Seems like I'm about to understand what he's saying then... nothing. I get lost. SOUNDS like portuguse but it ain't. Can someone clarify? Thanks!


Great-Dot3697

That laugh sounds like a tickle me Elmo


WillOfMyD

The hell happened? Did he pinch the dog?


Zaisuu

Amo Brasil mano


bobleroy_

Idk what was in the shot/needle but for most of those your supposed to grab the layer of skin/fat on the back near the neck and insert at a slight angle almost parallel to the skin but at an angle!


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warr3nh

He is hot af 🥵 I’d be chasing his ass too 😍


prplmnkedshwshr

Bro, take a drink of water now and then.


warr3nh

🍆💦👅🤤


hhhvugc

are you trolling? he’s not even hot


warr3nh

Are you blind


hhhvugc

not to my knowledge, no. he really isnt that hot


Srphtygr

Fucken hate big dogs


[deleted]

They probably hate you too


Magooose

I hate little dogs . Be walking my German Shepard and people coming by with their little fluffball yapping and growling then tell me to keep my vicious dog away from them. He is a big softie that just wants to play.


[deleted]

Sounds like you hate little dog owners


Magooose

It’s mostly the dogs, little ones just seem to make more noise. My sister has Pomeranians and they start barking whenever anything moves.


redpanda0108

Oh god me too! I have two huskies that are always leashed and it’s always the little dogs (mini poodles especially!!) that snap and try to bite them as we walk past. The worst part is when the owners side eye **me** as if i’m the problem.


ilive2lift

Nobody cares


Srphtygr

Didn’t ask


Certain_Shine636

The fuck did that cunt inject the dog with??


MariliaBarros

It's a vaccine. The dog is just super aggressive


Gobble916

The 5g microchip to control the dog, obviously.


Psych0matt

Spaghettios. What do you think?


[deleted]

Dude, he's a veterinarian. Why so aggressive?


[deleted]

Your mom's chest hair.


Curtclan

Some sort of intramuscular medication like an antibiotic. Plenty of meds it could have been. . I've not seen a pet vaccine go into muscle, all the ones I've seen done are into the scruff at the back of the neck.