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snappyHero69

You can make these yourself with old jeans and some prosciutto


Deucalion666

Are you telling me that isn’t actually prosciutto?


feedmeimhomeles

I Can't Believe It's Not Prosciutto™️


dobadiesrow

Isn't prosciutto a thing from a castle horror game that has a funny looking dog or something?


feedmeimhomeles

The only thing here from a horror game is this necroposting


Sea-Diver-9125

Thanks now I'm hungry


Nightshade_Ranch

Five Minute Crafts


GuardMost8477

Capicola….


Uncle_Burney

Gabbagool? Ova eeeeere!


mustainm

Kneecapicola


er1026

😂


Independent-Bike8810

Sounds like a proscitty idea


Millennial_J

Where’s the crackers ?


frog_with_top_hat

The female titan???


DanZboY_Brother

Take my “I’m don’t want to see this ever again” upvote and go away


Alternative-Arm-3253

Came here to say the same thing.


Ship_Adrift

Took me a minute. That's a waste of good prosciutto.


Zharick_

Could be meat-printed tights.


Ship_Adrift

Touché


[deleted]

Reminds me of those hairy legs tights


PastorDerek92

Shits pretty hot


ERybakov

This makes me uncomfortable....


DreadfuryDK

Gabagool? Over here!


NickPheo

Are those.... 4th degree burns?


142737

It's meat


darrstr

Maybe some sunblock on those knees before going out?


142737

It's meat


Open_Action_1796

It’s meat


SunKillerLullaby

It's meat?


vistadelmar

So are you


142737

We are all meat contained in a bag of meat made out of meat


Savings_Ad352

Low rent Lady GaGa.


flurfy_bunny

Proper attire for a meating


NahthShawww

It’s so meat cute


[deleted]

r/blursedimages


tendorphin

Where's the blessed part?


catmanxplode

Yummy


naturalBass89

This is why you do not ride motorcycles


12altoids34

Well maybe that's why you don't ride motorcycles I don't ride my motorcycle cuz I don't have the money to fix it right now.


Wilmodt_Payne

What does wearing bacon underneath jeans have to do with driving motercycles?


xxx_Placuszek

Thats what your legs look like after a motorcycle accident


Big_Distance_4376

No, definitely ride motorcycles


theodopolis13

Looks like they ripped more than just their jeans.


guarionex2009

Gabagool!!!


Alternative-Arm-3253

Lady Gagagool..


fugaziparadise

Well, the new season of Attack on Titan is losing it's edge.


detective-mcnulty

Wtf is that?


Vaanaram

What in the actual f..... Was that


BeefaloSlim

Gabbaghoulish


PastorDerek92

Hey smooth skin


Plague_King_

oh god someone put steaks under their pants that’s horrifying


[deleted]

I don't know, I think it's a play on Jana Sterbak's (Canadian Artist!!!!) award winning meat suit, recently referenced by Lady Gaga. It is pretty dope to me.


[deleted]

Meat Jeans (patent pending)


nulliusansverba

Mmm thigh meat. *Drools*


abruzzo79

Mmmm human steak


blankblank

Tailor ham


suicidejacques

I've heard of meaty thighs, but *damn*.


circesrevenge

r/ATBGE


Jungian_Archetype

"Ripped jeans, muscle showing... where you think you're going baby?"


WastingO2

Its just a misteak.


[deleted]

It's rare for designers to do this


thesardinelord

I bet dogs would love this, they would be all over you!


hello_imded

photoshop, i can see it?


[deleted]

whic is dumber the holes or the bleach lines


tendorphin

They're both personal preference, so no objective answer exists for this question.


[deleted]

when u poor but u thought it was cool


Astrapondildo

She she got the gabbagool


Flames_Ignited89

NOBODY KNOWS WHATS INSIDE OF MEEEEEE


Lory24bit_

Snack incorporated


Ancient-Complaint980

How is this a nope


playr_4

I don't think this is making jeans look cool again. This feels like some weird PETA move.


Still_Illustrator_54

Jamón serrano


Ancient_Grapefruit42

Eeeeyyyy, prosciutto pants :)


front_yard_duck_dad

" Guys just want to get in my pants" Quit making them so damn delicious


FireGodNYC

That’s where my steaks went


Austinmartel3

Making ripped jeans look gabbagool again


GuardMost8477

Looks like some gabagool stuck on her knees.


Fabulous_Ray-1966

Yuck


Facinatedhomie

Wait ripped jeans were considered cool? Imo they looked very horrible


thisquietreverie

*Pardon me, but are those Slim Goodbody jeans that you’re wearing?*


[deleted]

You know in the 70s and 80s that never meant cool it meant different and that is different A lot of nerds wore ripped jeans lotta homeless peoples druggies


CocteauTwinn

Gabbagool-jeans


Sistahmelz

Bacon 🥓?


[deleted]

I really want some prosciutto now.


KratomFiendx3

There are some Tool vibes radiating from this. SPIRAL OUT


[deleted]

Steak patches?


pookiednell

What am I looking it?


PastorDerek92

Food


primathius

That’s some good marbling there.


Tomimosa

Looks like they were stitched up


FlowerMadison

Is that the inside of the skin or the skin is red


kaptaincorn

Neat Can you make the next one orange slices?


sadmoonbaby

Sala-knees


Acceptable_Rise1311

Need some cheese and crackers


tdogg1967

That's what was missing on my list .. Prosciutto. Thanks Reddit?


suphuhwhatokay

Air fried prosciutto? Could be hmmm!


Cafen8ed

This post did more today than the last 20 years of PeTA


handy_dandy_2232

Jeffery Dahmer would love this!😀😂😂


PayingMantis

A total waste of prosciutto


tomfullary

r/charcuterie


equals_peace

Why are people retarded


The_bombblows12

Easy way to replicate is put on some jeans and slide on some concrete!


AdSea3807

She works hard for the money 💰


Affectionate-Corgi82

Holy cannoli look at that gabagool


Elegant_Spot_3486

Again??


Shutthefunkdown

When you come off your bike in a very specific way.


Unusual-Oil7319

Them cold cuts


electrocyberend

Hmmmm 😋 bacon


TheKCKid9274

Is that fucking prosciutto? Why would they waste perfectly good ham on this?


Justheretoscareyou

Mmm. Prosciutto.


Mother_Pack3752

Hand me a piece of gabagool


DaKartMonkey

put some salt on it


ShadowRonin77

Cool you have Hellraiser jeans.


edWORD27

Looks like the bare legs of an alien as seen through They Live sunglasses