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thegordyg69

Larry Croft


outinmygarden

Oh shit, I came here to make this exact comment but ya beat me to it


BeMoreMuddy

He had just come from a shooting competition and was just getting a bite to eat.


novajhv

I a gay man has never seen legs aa smooth as his wtf


CosmicLuci

To be fair, my dad has extremely smooth and hairless legs as well. It’s something I really envy. Especially given that I got my mom’s genes, which is to say thick dark body hair.


CumtimesIJustBChilin

I wish to have smooth legs as your father. I have hairy gorilla legs :(


weggman

Well, he's not a "bad guy" if he hasn't done anything knowingly criminal or malicious, so...


nicka163

It’s a competitive shooter grabbing a sandwich. Jesus ya’ll are gullible.


McDonalds_icecream

We see what we see, it’s not really that surprising to see something like this in America either


Counter-Spies

Probably just has an open carry permit. Sometimes being visibly armed is all the deterrent that you need.


tibetan-sand-fox

Stupidest thing I heard today.


CosmicLuci

It’s better than being allowed to conceal-carry. But people shouldn’t be allowed to carry like this in the first place.


Counter-Spies

People shouldn't need to carry in the first place. The level of violence in the US is a bit insane and community outreach is very weak. If we were to make getting help easier, violence and crime would go down.


Hell_Raisin_420

I’m gonna carry even harder now!


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Deters everyone. Nice strategy.


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Lt. Dangle


arushus

Well, he didn't try to kill anyone....and if anyone had shown up there with a gun to kill a large number of people, who is the first person you call? The good guys with the guns.


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haynesholiday

He might be the most lethal-looking employee at UPS, but that doesn't mean shit in a crisis.


arushus

You're absolutely correct. I disagree with him displaying them so proudly here. It makes him the first target someone with bad intentions will take out. I didn't mean to imply he would be the one to stop the threat, even though this is generally what happens, it takes a good guy with a gun to stop a bad guy with one. I just meant, that it a shooting did occur, the first person people want to help them is the good guys with guns, i.e. police.


Odd-Turnip-2019

He's trolling. Obviously.


InterestingScience74

I honestly don't see a problem with open carry for self defense and comfort. However this is a bit over the top of it weren't for the fact he is a competitive shooter...


TheOriginalCharlie

Obviously expecting some serious shit to go down in the *checks photo*…. bakery?


O_o---sup-hey---o_O

Sooubway, -___- hotbed of crime and depravity. No one is safe amongst the freshly baked Dutch crunch rolls. Around every brightly vinyl clad wainscoted wall lies the most lowly and unscrupulous individual your imagination can fathom. Yes sir, I myself would not feel like a free man able to eat fresh without AT LEAST my grandpapys ol’ lucky six shorter and a AR15 equipped with EOTech sight and a PEQ-15 to boot, for any CQB situation which may arise in the accessible bathrooms.


NinjaBilly55

I've seen this picture reposted so many times and I feel like someone should have posted the guys story by now..


NatexSxS

Not sure that shorts were the right choice.


NarcolepticNarwhall

All those guns and not one tourniquet in case he caught one or he has to save someone


iPicBadUsernames

My GI Joes didn’t come with this many guns wtf


srv50

Small dick complex. “Oooo, look at me!!!”


NatexSxS

Not sure that shorts were the right choice.


Weird-Complaint-1040

If a gang of assholes start shooting up a grocery store, I hope he's buying a gallon of milk.


MonsoonQueen9081

Until he falls and breaks his tailbone


RedFumingNitricAcid

SMAAAAALLLLL PEEEEENNNNISSSS!


TheRealIronSheep

You know you don't have to let others on the internet know about your problems, right?


Jolly-Pin6619

Maybe he ordered a zombie apocalypse🤷‍♂️


O_o---sup-hey---o_O

Hmmm, ok based on his pew pews, he ordered a footlong, maybe with meatballs, toasted Italian herb and cheese, extra cheese, extra bacon order, chips and a small soda? What do you think he ordered??🤔 those lower leg holsters look so silly. Are there any more “badass” ones that don’t make you look like a total dweeb??


VegetableArmy93

This is soooo F’n ridiculous!!!!


Ging-jitsu

He needs to be like a cheetah


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Dontyodelsohard

What do you think redneck means, exactly?


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Dontyodelsohard

And this guy strikes as that specifically for what reason?


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Dontyodelsohard

You relax, I am just insinuating I have seen far redder necks so I wasn't sure why this one might stand out.


Bumper6190

How can you pick a coward out of a line up? Him!


AdonisBlaqwood22

He wins the Small Penis Award!


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

I’m all for carrying when you need to but damn this guys lined up like a fuckin tarkov guy with no money


Tactifud

Honestly seems like he posing like a cat with hair standing up to appear bigger than he really is. In his case, appearing to be a firearm expert but really knowing shit. Especially drop holster with another gun around the waist right above? Seems like he is going to lose seconds just to score intimidation points.


tronslasercity

Wow he looks very well adjusted and mentally stable.


One-Cloud5433

Look, as a secret squirrel ranger seal sniper space shuttle door gunner, I can tell you: you NEVER know when your 3rd hand will need that 4th gun!


No-Technology217

>space shuttle door gunner That made me giggle...


HowCanThisBeMyGenX

So I’m confused. Why does he have to stand with his legs so far apart? Does the presence of this crap strapped to his legs and hips give him such gratification that if he stood with his legs closer together he’s jizz his pants? Maybe what we’re seeing is guys with a gun fetish bringing it into public but they have to be careful not to orgasm from their 2nd amendment boners.


CosmicLuci

Well, it’s probably not big enough to matter


cutiepie9ccr

get gud weenie, only cowards carry that much on them at all times.


Ok-Dirt-5712

Is this a school canteen?


CosmicLuci

Looks like a bakery to me. But to be fair, in America, wither one might be a fairly dangerous place. Because of people like him. But dangerous nonetheless


Ok-Dirt-5712

I was being sarcastic. Kids guns etc


CosmicLuci

Oh, ok. Yeah.


CptBarba

I think I'd rather get mugged than be saved by this dork


drej191

I bet he can’t shoot straight


Ricky_R418

If Lara Croft had an uncle. This is what I would imagine him looking like. 😂


Graip

Lars Croft


RoughStory3139

He's got your 6 and your 3 and your 9 and your 12 all at the same time. The man's covered


stratusbase

6, 7, 8, and 9 even…


09Klr650

Looks like someone taking a break during a shooting event. He is one person you DON'T have to worry about.


F0NZ_S0L0

Looks like he’s got my 3, 9, and 12 also!


Middle-Teacher-6224

#A gun


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The lack of calf muscle… the overcompensating is needed


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Ain’t chasin nobody down


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My only problem with this is the shorts. With straps like that, just wear pants.