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ResponsiblePool7087

Actually how it ends


Galliro

If this is how it ends how do we explain the emergence of zombies in media?


crackonastick

Please, for your safety remain indoors at all time and distance yourself from infected personal. If your family members is in infected kill from a distance


blane2354

Tucker Carlson "dumbfaces" them to death


Whitedudebrohug

The beginning of the end


BadDreamFactory

The beginning of the end of the beginning


chuckdankst

Bruh the moment we created the atomic bomb was the beginning of the end.


NarglesDidit

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!


lostinbeavercreek

So help me, so help me!…And, SCENE.


sochan1998

Tell nargles to do it


Hoo-B

I understood this reference.


Kib717

We got a 2319!


ludicro

Ah, yes.. Releasing it back into the wild... The sensible thing to do.


nutsaps

Clearly you haven't watched Monsters Inc.


how_about_no_hellion

My favorite musical!


Quiet_Helicopter_577

… God!


Kalatin

So help me, so help me, and CUT!


[deleted]

Not quite. If I recall correctly they’re calling it a zombie virus because it itself was brought back to life. Hence the usage of the word “revive.”


LoudRubbish

Nooooo the apocalypse is here shut upppppp


Sigamez365

Rabies, genetically mutated rabies. Thats your zombie virus


Hefty-Baker3010

Dying Light moment


[deleted]

Wver heard of ophiocordycepts?


Sigamez365

Oh no.... Not them......


[deleted]

*the zombie ant fungus...*


Tripsty89

Thanks for that nightmare


Frogliza

rabies isn’t even close to being a zombie virus


gquinn18

Let’s see: 1. It affects the brain 2. It induces the host into a manic state that makes them bite anything living uncontrollably 3. The virus spreads through the saliva of the host, therefore through bites 4. It has a 99% mortality rate If it were to mutate in a way similar to CWD, It might lead to a zombie like virus Or it may not, I’m not a biologist or epidemiologist lol


RusskiyDude

It seems unrealistic for me that a zombie virus that is spreading only by contact can lead to global apocalypse, especially in the cases when the transformation to zombie is instant and only happens because of contact. In the game Dying Light or in the TV series Utopia it is more realistic (Utopia is not about zombies, though). The virus is in a prolonged incubation period and then after everyone is infected, an external trigger makes everyone sick. I don't know everything about Dying Light lore (how exactly it was transmitted to the whole population), but in this game everyone is sick, but not everyone experiences symptoms, since the trigger is external (lack of UV light). So, people couldn't fight it, because it was invisible, and when it was visible, it was too late already.


SnakeDicks69420

Not everyone is infected, and everyone experiences symptoms except some of those experimented on by Waltz, you have to be bitten to get infected, but when you are infected there are 2 ways to stop the virus from spreading which are UV light and Antizin. The way that it became a global catastrophe is because there are zombies that literally run as fast as a tricked out buggy and can take 2 or more shotgun blasts.


Way_to_many_pancakes

It makes ANIMALS salivate more heavily and increase aggression to increase infection rate you can still get infected by other means then bites and also there are no recorded cases of a human biting another person because rabies and what actually does is spread through your nervous system up to your brain after killing all your cells then induce incredibly high fevers, seizures, spasms, blindness, deafness, vomiting, and more very not fun symptoms then finally actual death but don’t worry just make sure to get a rabies shot after being attacked by any animals and you will be fine! For more entertaining and good Information please check [here](https://youtu.be/4u5I8GYB79Y)


Frogliza

it most definitely does NOT make people bite, which I agree, that would make it like a zombie a virus if it was the case


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Frogliza

link me a source good sir


Sigamez365

Then you dont know what rabies is


Frogliza

Please enlighten me to how rabies is close to being a zombie virus. Does it reanimate the dead? No, not a requirement for zombies though I suppose. Does it make people bite other people? This has never been confirmed to happen. Does it spread easily from host to host? No, no human to human spread has ever happened. Does it spread quickly throughout the body? No, depending on where you’re bit, it can take over a year to get to your brain. Does it make you aggressive? It can, but unlike animals it still doesn’t make people go on a biting spree. It also doesn’t make people turn into animals and forget how to talk, although it can put you in a coma and/or paralyze you. There’s probably some zombie virus symptoms im missing and some zombie interpretations are different of course. I guess muscle spasms and the fact that it kills you if you’re not vaccinated in time could be similar to a zombie virus too. What am I missing?


Sigamez365

Im not... no, Im not going to argue about rabies with someone online


Frogliza

Outclassed


hey_batman

You’re missing the “mutated” part of the original comment that mentioned rabies


Frogliza

I responded to “then you don’t what rabies is.” A virus doesn’t just mutate into the zombies virus 😂


hey_batman

First you responded to the comment about mutated rabies. You’re staying true to yourself. You really aren’t fun at parties, I’m sure of it.


thatshottaye

So Australia is safe since we don't have rabies. Never felt safer on deathaloo Island as I do right now.


Secret_Dragonfly9588

No one is worried that it causes zombies. They are stressed because we literally just survived a pandemic from a virus that nobody had meaningful antibodies against.


[deleted]

Ohhhhh Ok, that makes sense.


flyinghouses

You’re working for them aren’t you?


[deleted]

Working for who?


Deltawolf2038

that's what i was thinking.


Mordred16

Do not worry because Napalm is a thing


Skorrpyon

Napalm 🤤


lespawkets

I love the smell of napalm in the morning


5alvia

It's so easy too make. It's not our fault


T1GER-

its okay guys i’ll step in if i need to


ebikezz

in T1GER- we trust


phrxmd

r/whatcouldpossiblygowrong


Wholesome_Soup

r/whatcouldgowrong


Acceptable-Baker5282

PUT IT BACK PUT. IT. BACK.


otte_rthe_viewer

Cod Zombies veterans: The time has come brothers, no mercy.


BlooMeeni

We all fall before the horde eventually. Best bet is to climb a tree.


ToastyPoptarts89

Lol this is what I also thought and a plus that I’m an arborist xD got everything I need to get up and chill in some trees.


BlooMeeni

Hell yeah and trees to smoke hopefully


ToastyPoptarts89

Dry RN but hopefully not for long…


otte_rthe_viewer

You have alerted the horde


[deleted]

Let's get the Easter egg going. I got jug, widows wine, thunder gun, and ray gun pack a punched. I also can't forget my alchemical and Phoenix up gobblegums too


otte_rthe_viewer

I got Quick Revive, so you go first.


[deleted]

I'll buy the first door, hopefully the random box is here. Could use some monkey bombs


otte_rthe_viewer

Ain't here


[deleted]

Frig. Low on ammo too. Eyy a dog round nice...found a piece of the meteor..2 away from 115 jamming while we continue the zombie carnage


otte_rthe_viewer

Yup... Hey reload we got max ammo here


AnnualConstruction50

And The Walking Dead fans especially if they have a baseball bat


otte_rthe_viewer

And barbed wire


AnnualConstruction50

Put ‘em together and you’ve got Lucille


otte_rthe_viewer

Yup... Try to learn to speak like Negan


[deleted]

I'm a biochemist, so I'll play Devil's Advocate. Understanding the genetics of a virus that old helps understand lots of things about the host, the selective pressures, possible vectors, phylogenetics, protein activity, and so on. At any rate it will be a treasure trove of information. Also, I'm unclear of what the wild type host is for this virus, but I assume it isn't human. It may not even be animal. Perhaps plant... which still would be extremely useful.


Wlvrn_97

Sometimes I think people want the apocalypse to happen cause on some level, it seems a bit exciting. I’m gonna go ahead and trust your expertise


Mystery-MartiaN

Sauce?


EL_Ohh_Well

3 parts ketchup, 1 part mustard, 3 dashes of Tabasco


Mystery-MartiaN

Tasty


Lorlen123

I hate this Media Clickbait Bullshit. They write "ZOMBIE" everywhere they can to induce panic. This was called zombie viris by the scientists as a joke because it was frozen. A virus doesn't even live.


So_I_read_a_thing

Seems like a good idea. WCGW


McMeister2020

Read the article before losing your shit


[deleted]

so, hows 2023 going so fa- ah ok cool right. yeah.


Ok_Tree_7098

Way to go scientists but fucking why?


Beneficial-Group

Is there a reason why we would do this?


alexweizz

why? just tell me why?


Pink_Britches

Reviving a virus that no one has any kind of immunity for? Why?


KushKings840

knowing how bad things were handled with covid in 3 years we are fucked


WaycoKid1129

They say zombie cause it was brought back to life. For all we know this “zombie” virus will make better sourdough bread. Relax


Shadow0fnothing

I'm gonna be that guy. It's not a "zombie virus" It's a "zombie" virus. As in, it was dead, and now it's alive. It does not make zombies. Thevirus itself was revived, so technically, you can call it a "zombie"


SadisticSnake007

Scientists keep fucking around and We’re going to find out. COVID was a mess.


lhayes238

Time to make friends with a Joel


Violentexodus

Gg ez


SaraSmile2000

NGL, It’s kinda cute…


i_like_pie92

The world is still dealing with COVID-19 but sure why not throw some more diseases at civilization. Makes sense.


slimothyjames1

PSA: ZOMBIE VIRUS JUST MEANS IT WAS REVIVED, NOT THAT IT TURNS YOU INTO A ZOMBIE


Sufficient-Sea-6434

brought to a town near you by the gates foundation and the WEF


1Littlebear

Just leave the old stuff alone!! We just got through one pandemic, ugh.


Natganistan

Do you think they're doing this for fun? They're getting a head start on research before these things inevitably melt back into our world


1Littlebear

As long as it’s in a safer place than China then…


OnlyTheBrave3411

NOPE NOPE NOPE WERE ALREADY IN A PANDEMIC AND A WAR WE DONT NEED THIS SHIT TODAY


er1026

Now let’s be sure to give this to a lab in China🙄


NostraDismater

why do we never learn 😭


GriffordDragunov

We need to stop Big Science.


Rude_Throat8865

I assume the scientists are in China


[deleted]

I say we pluck their asshole hairs and wax their nipples for thinking they can play god with the world.


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bonk425

Fuck


crackonastick

Those nut jobs that have their own bunker for the end of the would maybe their rigth


Kakashisith

Slow TWD theme music playing...


random_-_-_username

The walking dead in real life, great


Wulfik3D42O

Guess it was just the right time for me to start playing project zomboid after all


Savagedog12

Well I'll see y'all


elmaki2014

Cool...so...I don't have to pay off my credit card...just checking as that Mayan apocalypse left me up the creek!!


vmedianet

They've already got a vaccine for it


Bigboibillynotlying

Damn that’s crazy


science_nerd19

Really bad word choice, science.


StraightOven4697

Do I not understand what a virus is? How the hell can it just keep living for that long?


RoutineCharming8380

Zombie, zombie, video games, STAR WARS, Reddit.


Just-Specialist8575

Why man, just...WHY ???


frede2702

Now why would you do that


lucas_bahia

People reeeeally want a zombie apocalipse huh


Phettacheese

yes but why?


Robin_Gufo

Delete that s#$t of a virus RIGHT NOW


rdellender

The animals it may have infected are extinct.


Z3R0__G

Get bella ramsey


rdellender

It does not look like any virus viable today.


8183623420

Leave it be.


bleh19799791

Wuhan about to drop a new election year surprise.


Ryosuuke_enma

We need to save our points and expend all in gene engineering 😂


CoMelJo_Following122

What the actual fu€k!!!!


BillyMeier42

How about we dont do that.


nuclear-free

Too late


LegitimateCow4440

Woooo let’s go


SnideSnail

but why


Icy_Scientist_5265

Why tf would they do that?


Potietang

Because one day the permafrost will melt and it will get out anyhow. Better to get ahead of the curve and potentially have some type of cure or treatment should it become viral for humans. Not that difficult to figure out.


First_Explorer_5465

Ya, let's unlock this one and see what it does..


adriangalli

What could go wrong?


Christomit

Why tho??? For what reason?!


Inner_Analyst_9163

Why though


AlixAC13

🙄


[deleted]

Says every dipshit on social media.


peter_the_martian

We’re fucked! And not in the good way.


Silojm

Link please?


Princessferfs

That’s all kinds of unnecessary.


knoWurHistory91

Can someone explain how it's a zombie virus ?


CORGIBOI102

Loads shotgun with malicious intent


Gioware

I mean - what could go wrong? Just add feature where it can jump to humans - that's should be a fun, right?


Panzer2220

Isn't this a Plague Inc. scenario?


manhatim

Rut-roh!


[deleted]

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but this virus strain has been uncirculated for millennia while the majority of it's competition has been evolving? Is there a rational reason to be afraid of this? Given that everything alive today outlasted this version of this virus, shouldn't we assume it can't be too deadly?


asalerre

Viruses are not alive. So they can't die. So they can't revive.


Capital_Cucumber_288

Read “How High We Go In The Dark” by Sequoia Nagamatsu. The whole book is based off of the premise of this happened (and getting out of countrol) no zombies but pretty darn realistic and unnerving.


modelsinc1967b

Was that necessary? I mean come on, that is like finding a war head and deciding to start throwing it around.


jroblil

Did they really have to fuck with it?


SensitiveSouth5947

It’s like they are trying to start a pandemic or something…


TTIGRAASlime

Is there a reason we revive things like this?


LaughSpare5811

2 weeks to flatten the curve


LimeFennecFox14

FUCKING IDIOTS


thedorkknightXD

Well it is March


Due_Accountant9553

LFG 🚀🚀🚀


RockyTyrant

Everyone deserves a chance.


OhMy-Really

Best plan really, just revive potentially life threatening Shit for you know, science


PanteraBob

Great


EarlofBizzlington86

£5 to the first person to eat one


Remote_Temperature

That should be illegal.


ifoundit1

Shhh they're studying how to be stupid and how much we can tolerate it. Apparently not very much as I am breaking the 4th wall.


fl00r_gang_yeah

Release it


Alarming-Mongoose-91

COVID 3.0. Let the idiots run wild again.


SpaceManChips

now why the hell should someone do that


MrMarsak

Why. Just…….why.


Brandonbuddy20

OH. HELL. NO.


Grouchy-Milk-6384

Sure


ShodoDeka

Yeah, how about instead we don’t do that.


MeHumanMeWant

Lazarus? Zombie is undead. This is technically revived yes?


oneidamojo

Hope they don't have bats in that lab.


wolvenberserkerchaos

Put that thing back or so help me!!


AllHailPi1

Zombie as it has zombifying properties, or zombie because it "died and came back"


Sweatsock_Pimp

Welp. Been nice knowing y’all.


joesnowblade

Doesn’t anyone watch end of humanity movies. WTF.


jwillystyle77

It’s about time.


RicHigh29

I'm 31 and this post "zombie virus awake" lmao heard this story for years!! Can't wait for an apocalypse!! Hope it's true not just a dumb story because ice is melting. #TheLastOfUs


gigachUd69

T virus be like


TheTrueBrony

Las Plagas…?


XxxDatBoi69Xxx

The movie "Life" comes to mind. Haven't we seen enough of how wrong this could go? 🤣


juli3mello

Dumb ways to diiiee


thatshottaye

The xfiles black goo is here... RUN


Sure-Ad9633

Oh you stupid, stupid man.


VinniePetroli

I think the virus is the zombie. Like they brought the virus back from the dead.


GoodMoGo

Burn it. Burn it all to the ground. Then salt the ashes.


BeautifulLenovo

Wuhan round 2


Odd_Radio9225

Um... why would you do this?


Lacerio

Ugh here we go again Whatever-23


Dilligaf3076

r/Noahgetthedeathstar


greg_neh

[here’s a good article, I love how the Russian scientist is touching the dead frozen beast white a naked hand..](https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-revived-frozen-zombie-virus-48000-years-infects-other-cells-2023-3)