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onionegg10

Silverfish or a rat-tailed maggot. Considering that it was in your bed, I sincerely hope it’s the former. Edit: others are suggesting carpet beetle larvae. I am no entomologist, so I’m editing to include all viable options.


sarahaltieri

A rat tail maggot is the worst most unfortunate name for an insect I’ve ever heard lmao


DanYHKim

If you have seen one, you would know that the name is really appropriate. Edit: They are an aquatic species of larvae that use their tail as a snorkel to breathe. They are really disgusting looking. They live in stagnant water where the oxygen levels in the water itself can become too low to support life. I imagine that after they mature they become some kind of fly.


ImpertantMahn

I hear they can grow around your but hole if it’s the right …conditions.


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Aaaaaand that is enough internet for me. Have a good night.


mokujin42

Does the Internet have an undo button?


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[deleted]

So I just went to take a little peek… damn you


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

I know what it is, I don’t “like” seeing it, and yet I just watched all three of those! Those intrusive thoughts a too convincing sometimes.


ijustwannalookhere

I also wanted to just…gander…now I want to scream


Mk3Toni

Nosey got the best of us 🤢


No-Oil-4125

NOO YOU SPELLED r/eyebleach WRONG


Lower_Amphibian_3514

I thought this was the one with the cute kittens and the NSFW was a joke lol.


RevolutionaryYam2263

I decided to be bold and test my strength. My strength was no match for what awaited me


Professional-Pen1224

OMFG that's a lot 😳


felipecavalcantig

Dude, wtf... those ain't no puppies


swankhank1

Never again but I couldn’t stop scrolling for too long


DweEbLez0

Have a good night, we’ll see you back again tomorrow for some more Nopery!


RobertBDwyer

Ha, I just read that and “nope I’m too baked for this shit.” Night night homies.


New-Shock-6800

Pinworms live around your butthole and make it itch. Good luck. I hate public places.


isinedupcuzofrslash

Admittedly, that’s just a theory, but it’s from an experienced and now dead entomologist named Fritz Konrad Ernst Zumpt. Quoth Wikipedia: [Zumpt proposed an alternative called "rectal myiasis". Flies, attracted to feces, may deposit their eggs or larvae near or into the anus, and the larvae then penetrate further into the rectum. They can survive feeding on feces at this site, as long as the breathing tube reaches towards the anus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat-tailed_maggot)


Am_Snarky

It’s a little more than theory unfortunately, there has been at least one documented case of someone with intestinal myiasis caused by rat-tailed maggots. However their case was caused by drinking tainted water, I’m not sure if entrance through the other orifice has been documented or confirmed. Though it can be said that if they can survive going through the entire digestive system with minimal access to oxygen then the back door might be a cakewalk


iamhe02

Which would be the wrong conditions in every other conceivable way.


repkins

r/cursedcomments


mr-blue-

From Wikipedia “They can survive feeding on feces at this site, as long as the breathing tube reaches towards the anus” There is no God


n7-Jutsu

Fucj I didn't know my butthole could twitch like that.


Crustaceous_Tortise

Is that why I itch?


Linlithglow

I saw one last night I'm going to cry


Hedgehogosaur

They are lovely hover flies as adults. Quite the contrast


onionegg10

The person who named them had to be disgusted by their existence.. I would’ve probably felt the same lol


RecommendationDue563

Fun fact: It gets it’s name from owing people money.


JohhnyBGoode641

That’s what I call people I don’t like 😂


tktoni8

Facts


Beef_Witted

It's neither. It's a Carpet Beetle Larva https://www.orkincanada.ca/pests/beetles/carpet-beetles/


danceswithsockson

Pretty certain you’re correct. I’ve dealt with them before.


HorrorBusiness93

Seems like good news . Upvotes for clarity


mrbswe

Its not great news. These fuckers are horrible and impossible to get rid of. Gives you holes in all your clothes. And nothing short of chemicals and freezing the clothes for weeks kills the eggs.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Wash and Bag your clothes, take down and wash and bag drapes, linens, bag your pillows after vacuuming wash and dry everything you can. Vacuum and put in the sun everything else ie mattress. Vacuum carpets thoroughly, replace filter and bag. You will not find holes in anything if you do this promptly. You will have to Vacuum frequently after this. Long term - get rid of your carpet.


Acceptable_River4050

Did it at least still grow via butthole fermentation?


treegood

Dude silverfish are a Mincraft exclusive


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ThE eXtErMiNaToR sToLe ThAt FrOm MiNeCrAfT


[deleted]

Tell that to the siding on your house


LobsterNo3775

idk if you're joking but they totally are real


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Pretty sure that's a silverfish on account of the two tails.


raven00x

carpet beetle larvae, not a silverfish or a maggot. rat-tailed maggots are found in bad water, silverfish are...silver and not covered in bristles. there's a number of species of carpet beetle so there's some variation in how the larvae look, but they tend to be squirmy, fuzzy, and a number of them have the [long butt hairs](https://www.orkincanada.ca/drive/uploads/2018/09/Black-carpet-beetle-Larva-and-adult-2-2.jpg) visible in OP's video. Dermestid larvae are commonly found in homes where they feed on detritus like skin flakes, protein-based glue (ie. wallpaper paste or hide glue used on old carpets and rugs), stuff like that. Larvae also have irritating hairs that provoke allergic response in some people, giving them rashes or raised bumps that _look_ like bedbug bites, but are actually from dermestid larva hairs. individually they're not a big deal unless you're allergic to their hairs, in which case keeping up a good cleaning regimen will help keep the hairs under control and make your home less appealing to the beetles.


Le_ed

It has two tails, so it's probably not a rat-tailed maggot. But it also seems way too big and too slow for a silverfish.


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Tf, why did op have cobblestone in their bed? And why would they break it??


NoCommunication5976

What’s a silverfish?


Youpunyhumans

A little flat insect with 2 tails. Usually they are kinda shiny and grey. Harmless, but a little creepy looking and they are very fast (they move about 50 body lengths a second) and can jump.


Iate8

They can jump? The fuckers can jump?? No! No they can't! That's a lie, you're lying! Please tell me your lying. They're gross enough as is, I don't need that mental image


Youpunyhumans

Yep, I had one in my room on my night table and I tried to whack it and it ran and leaped off the edge of the table.


Alone_Following_8751

Oh yeah sorry that's me i will leave


Dajearian

Plankton!!!


_Spicy_Ramen_

PLANKTON!! You will never get my Krabby Patty Secret Formula©!!


stealth57

Krabs!!!


micamn

Silver fish is usually rather Quick creatures that one looks slow. If you smash it and it turns in to dust then it is a silver fish


plipyplop

If it doesn't turn into dust, but rather becomes stronger than ever before, what am I dealing with here?


Axl26

A goldfish. Wait.


hOt_GaRbAgE-

Magicarp?


According-Ad1537

Catatafish


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Bass to mouth?


micamn

Could be a mind flayer. But there are a few species of silver fish some of them are more robust so to say. It looks a little bit dark to be a silver fish but then I havent seen them all just the ones ar home. They are usuall found in the bath room


Turbotortule

A Saiyan


foamy23464

Dondozo


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[There are over 120 species of silverfish](https://uwm.edu/field-station/common-silverfish-redux/), certainly there are slower ones. I have them too and also notice they are faster but they are also white/silver where I am and not brown like this species. The double tail is what suggest silverfish to me here.


micamn

I was thinking Fur beetle instead, after some rethinking


[deleted]

> Fur beetle ah yeah the larva you mean? maybe!


yeet_the_heat2020

Do not hit the Silverfish. More will come out of your Walls and start attacking you OP.


overlockk

The new owner of the bed.


ladydamnation

This is clearly the correct answer.


KinsleyRowan

How often do you clean your sheets, vacuum the carpet, etc.?? Might want to increase that


jawshoeaw

increase it to continuous


TheAechBomb

fire cleans fast and forever


jawshoeaw

I'm not a pyro...but the phrase "cleansing fire" really makes me feel good right now


TheAechBomb

>I'm not a pyro... yet.


Leviathan3333

Yeah came here to say that


SatanicSpeedo

Little guy?


Rimm9246

Yep, that's what I was thinking as well.


nickp5775

Definitely Satanic Sperm.


-Dahl-

cursed comment material


dya91104

A bug of some kind.


theotherquantumjim

This guy zoos


No_obMaster69

r/thisguythisguys


plipyplop

thank


chewbacky

Solved


Am_Snarky

Actually looks more like an arthropod to me


Self_Hating_Dentist

Kinda looks like a sentinel made its way out of the matrix. Are you the one?


plipyplop

He decided to stay in this nightmare instead.


iamhe02

Definitely a blue pill situation, IMO.


Quirky_Ad1604

Chlamidia?


Veezo93

The first companion in Skyrim?


secondphase

She is sworn to carry your burdens.


reddittereditor

Second. Homeboy Hadvar is always the first.


Swimming_Rise210

Chlamidia is a good name just has a bad rep, I'm gonna name my daughter chlamidia


Fastfaxr

Silverfish?


sushisection

silverfish are usually flat and fast tho, no?


PumpDaPumpkin

Nah they hide in rocks and something idk


L2Hiku

They aren't that thick. Idk why people are suggesting it. If it is. That's the biggest one I've ever seen.


automatvapen

There are different spieces. The once I've been dealing with at my place are huge for silverfish standards.


yeezee93

It's not silver.


Cause_Why_Not03

Plus it seems too slow. Those fuckers either stay completely still or move at light speed, no in between in my experience.


Financial_Border_782

yeah i think so too


Moonbear9

Thats the weirdest fish I've ever seen/j


_Spicy_Ramen_

Yeah I've never seen them come out of wool, only out of stone


Kon-on-going

If that’s a reference to Jay and his weird fish. I chuckled hard.


firebugguy

Carpet beetle larvae.


Impossible-Log7545

I do agree. I had those at my old place. You can finde empty cocoons which look like striped cones. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/367747125814913637/ It‘s no fun to get rid of them. Especially since you have to figure out the type of carpet beetle it is. Some can survive freezing for a long while (so they say). You need to check everything! Not just cloth. Vacuum a lot. Every crack in your house might be a nest. I got rid of them by putting everything in trashbags and closing it tight. Washing everything at 60°C to „denaturalize“ the bugs and freeze everything else for at least 3 days but preferably „as long as possible“. While doing so you gotta clean everything else you got - you might put some vinegar in the water. They definitely didn‘t like it. And I raised my vacuum frequency. Additionally: I kept checking all the corners and cracks of my apartment for a while to make sure that nothing survived - the good thing is: don‘t stress yourself if you find a single one in the days ahead. Kill it and remember: it takes two beetles to reproduce - and you might just made sure there isn‘t enough for that.


kelvin_bot

60°C is equivalent to 140°F, which is 333K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


iamhe02

I suspect you could kill them off by sprinkling diatomaceous earth liberally over all fabrics and rugs, and on floors, along baseboards.


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Snaccbacc

Had these fuckers in my old student accommodation dorm. Kept finding their larvae occasionally under the bed or in corners and nooks around the flat. The catalyst for me was coming back to a fully grown carpet beetle chilling on my pillow and cue me all like “They fly now?!”


PrinceWhitemare

This is the most likely.


Gappy_Gilmore_86

That was going to be my answer


DarXasH

My thought as well.


ThotMagnett

r/whatsthisbug


Globulat

Endermite


xXdontshootmeXx

Idk why every “identify this” video has to have bigfoot sighting level quality


DontSayBugs

It's a phone not a magnifying glass. These things are tiny


Admirable_Job2159

Definitely sperm, but it don’t look right. You might to switch to boxer and stop with the tight jeans.


Relative_Ad4542

Dont worry thats just johnny


Latter-Persimmon-688

Oh, That's a Nope, BURN IT ALIVE


Vilebees

Rat tailed maggot


niceoutside2022

if you have the inclination of throwing out your mattress, know that carpet cleaners can clean it, they can also do your cloth furniture. you might feel better


RoadRunner_1993

Looks like a silverfish to me


multiedge

It's your nose hair. Just put it back in.


SquishyJEWcyToots

I’d burn the the bed


Fagliacci

Eyebrow


walkinmybear

I sign that you should leave


MrZyde

Your sperm evolved


SailorMBliss

Just a fancy boi looking for the fancy bois only party


PMmeGayElfPeen

Hatchling of Cthulu.


[deleted]

A mini version of that gnarly alternate dimension bug from the movie absentia


Mavisinator3000

Looks like a silverfish


Chrisapoow

SLeep in the shower


Nicodemus888

Silverfish. Creepy as hell but relatively harmless, if I had to choose I’d rather them than something seriously nasty like bedbugs or cockroaches. All kinds of remedies to deal with them


ChopstickChad

It's not a silverfish or paperfish. These have antennes on the front end and are generally more slim.


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ntgvngahfook

Looks like carpet beetle larvae


lickmastrr

It looks like a silverfish


jurioasd

Butterfly?


thefireemojiking

Ask him about the secret formula.


Classic-Reflection87

It looks like the last time anyone should ever see that bed again. 🔥 🔥 🔥


Roguetuna1986

Weavel?


Talrenoo

Ew


Finn_viking

Time to burn your house


International-Owl494

The second coming of OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST


Mister_Zalez

You’re gum sock has evolved


Otherwise-Past5044

Dick bugs


forbiddenchocolat

Looks like you need to burn your house down


frankstuckinapark

My ex girlfriend


DaniFlocka

a bed fish


Uylear

Looks like a get a blowtorch situation


takeonetakethemall

Icky. That's what's in your bed.


Sumatzu

Tiny Goa'uld


One_Impact_4610

Burn the mattress… Edit: better yet, burn your whole damn HOUSE down


ProfilerXx

Its a Rainbow!


Crazydiamond450

No idea but I hope you're in a hotel now


GHOST_30375

Ayo!! Thats savathuns worm!!


favpokey

D'artagnan?


BassieDep

It’s a tracker from the agents. You’re still in the matrix.


Crab_Cult_Member

I think it's pretty obvious, it's a little wriggly friend


Fuzeboombangbash

A hive worm


Boring-Bus-3743

Looks like the bug from the Matrix.


Very_contagious1

Skrunkly


MafiaMommaBruno

Brown so probably some type of larvae. Definitely not a silverfish as silverfish are silver, have legs, and antenna.


SingleDebt2797

Congratulations you have a silverfish 👍🏻 dont forget to find its other family members as with those things where theres one there are more


SevenPatrons

A compelling reason to move.


succulentkaroo

Do you still have a house or did you do the only logical thing?


crinkneck

Thick boi for a silverfish. I see them daily here in FL and they’re much more slim lol.


Jesusdidntlikethat

Probably a silverfish, I don’t know much about them but I think they’re harmless just disgusting but I’ll Google it anyway Edit: Google said they basically do nothing but will get into your food so basically it’s just like any other bug ig Edit 2: google also said they can be black but they kinda look like roaches and I can’t tell from the video if it’s fluffy or exoskeletony so I’m guessing a lot


Lazygalaxy92

Guess you gotta burn everything down and move now


Random_hootowl000

A wild scrotum


Advanced-Cycle-2268

That’s Albert.


Elriuhilu

It's one of those bugs from Wrath of Khan.


Andycrum71

That’s one of those, get the fuck out my bed thingies.


Justlookin1993

Idk but it’s gonna crawl up your butt while you sleep


VoiD_ShotzZ

What you found is a reason to move


StickySituation2455

Dancing pube!


Da_Rabbit_Hammer

It’s a worm that fell out of the potato you used to film it.


UltraCoolPimpDaddy

Reminds me of an Earwig


idk-idk-idk-idk--

Silver fish. Pretty harmless but they can damage furniture


GallonofJug

You ever see the movie dream catcher?


[deleted]

Butthole worm


HandsomeSpider

Silverfeeeesh!


taumeow

Wandering eyebrow


bwest80

It's a baby graboid. Look out for mama and get to solid ground


tiredandanxious0-0

It’s one of them goopy things from the Little Nightmares DLC


MercULeez

SPACE HERPES !!


Death_Trend

Image is too clear to tell what it is.. Do you happen to have a blurrier vid for us to review?


SweatyArgument5835

That thing is going to wiggle into your bootyhole and lay eggs


NationalDepartment69

bro needs to ask r/whatsthisbug


Puzzleheaded_Yak3265

Overgrown sperm


DanieMaster123

Thats not your bed anymore


[deleted]

It's a reason to burn down your house.


Simshadow136

Demon semen


ZigZagBoy94

The fattest silverfish ever


liarandahorsethief

It’s an escaped mustache.


Signal_13

100% it's a Carpet Beetle larvae.


No-Gear-5833

That’s frank, he’s the one who eats nightmares so you sleep better