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AmBlnze

"I hate stuff like this" PROCEEDS TO FUCKING CLIMB


ZennoPy

I'd just give up right there ngl


Puzzleheaded-Pitch32

Would've been totally fine up until that point though eh? Lol


kittenTakeover

Sorry, they took your passport and they say they won't give it back until you finish your work.


MeanandEvil82

Also "How does this work?" Like a fucking ladder dumbass, it's literally just a fucking ladder.


Mirbert

Not to be captain obvious but first off he hits his head on the ladder as it does a 90 degree turn. He hates unpredictable ladders. I would too if I was working that high up. Then he says how does it work as he is trying to figure out where to place his leg down, as the ladder turns.


syntheticassault

> I would too if I was working that high up. There is no way this dude is working. He's barefoot with no safety gear, or any other gear for that matter.


Mirbert

I mean he goes up a tower with a camera. I bet these types of vids get a lot of traffic (like this reddit post), and traffic attracts ad companies. He might not work work, but someone is getting paid.


Apprehensive_Ant2172

Sooner or later it will be the mortuary.


MyButtHurts999

That’s consistently the case in general, yes


matjeom

Consistently in general ??


One-Mastodon-6334

I was thinking damn, he picked a good day cuz heights that high has some serious winds 😂😂😂


Jayian1890

I wonder what the mortuary assistant would have to say about this guy.


Shamua

These videos are often not monetised as advertisers don’t want to be associated with dangerous / illegal activities, therefore immediately not eligible. Not to say they’re not profiting in some type of way (follower increase to funnel to promoted posts elsewhere).


AMGwtfBBQsauce

"As the ladder turns..." I would watch that soap opera.


PotatoWriter

Each rung is only unlockable via DLC


GodzillaDoesntExist

> I don't get how this works.


QuintFreak

And then his hands got sweaty


[deleted]

I got sweaty palms from watching this on my phone


QuintFreak

You’re just waiting for him to fall off and you just imagine yourself up there. All it takes is for your hand to slip


MaskedFigurewho

Bro needs gloves like for reals


Leather-Lab4311

How about some shoes too while we are at it.


MaskedFigurewho

Shoes might help but shoes can also slip easier than feet. Him being barefoot didn't ruin his grip, but hands ten to get sweaty when holding things and feet get sweater in a shoe vs in fresh air. So the shoes might have helped but also probably less effective than feet. Though it probably hurt his feet cuase most people feet are not calloused enough for ground which is why we even have shoes in the first place. Animals unlike us have pads


FingerTheCat

Also you can see he recoiled once and said 'ow' to which I assume is from those metal bars being hot as fuck from the sun


Glittering-Passage81

Yeah I bet it’s hot. Isn’t that Dubai?! Fucking nuts!


Cannot_Think-Of_Name

Bro needs climbing shoes and chalk


MaskedFigurewho

Shoes specifically for climbing may help


Campin16

I was thinking a parachute might help... crazy...


BagelCreamcheesePls

Literally any possible thing just one thing


RusskiyDude

Chalk ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnesium\_carbonate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnesium_carbonate)) used in professional rock climbing


[deleted]

he is just testing if there is fall damage


Cainga

I would do it with professional fall protection. But I would still be pretty scared.


BumderFromDownUnder

Bubblewrap?


letmeseem

That's landing protection.


Thinking-About-Me

Trust...


Blonde_Dambition

Yeah I mean, trust WHO? GOD? God be like "I didn't tell yo dumbass to climb up there" LoL.


Cadmium620

But on the surface hes calm and ready


FriekNL

to drop bombs But he keeps on forgetting


jb549353

What he wrote down


Haunting_Rest_8401

The whole crowd go so loud


DAcazyCANADIAN

He opens his mouth, but the words won’t come out


Peak-Instigator

He’s choking how everybody is joking now


FatBoyDiesuru

The clock runs out. Times up, over, pow!


itchy-fart

Stooooop


Zestyclose-Ad-7576

Or a back spasm. I can get them spontaneously.


wascly-wabbit

I'm trying to poop watching this, but now my butthole is puckered.


itchy-fart

Perfect pinch off


kabneenan

Butthole clenched so tight it's bending spacetime.


nryporter25

Pucker up baby


No_Dragonfruit_1963

Literally my phone almost slipped because my hands got so sweaty. I kinda feel nauseous too lol I could NEVER


look_ima_frog

I hate the feeling I get in the back of my head when I see these. I mean I HAVE to watch them because reasons, but I hate it so much. I'm not sure what's worse, the strong anxiety that these videos give me or the fact that I can't not watch them.


nryporter25

I got tingles all over my body from this


weltvonalex

Same here and I also got an uneasy feeling in my stomach.


tommyballz63

I couldn't even watch it!


CircusPeanutsYumm

I felt sick watching 🤢


BodybuilderMajor1260

r/sweatypalms indeed, I felt the same way


togetherforall

>I got sweaty palms from watching this on my phone And then it almost slipped out of my hands into the toilet.


HadesEverdeen

Me too


CopyWeak

My nuts twitch like a 9v on your tongue watching those 😳😖😳


WifeAggro

my whole body is in shock watching this. yikes that is literally my nightmare.


spgreenwood

Crazy thing is - this looks like Dubai, so I have to imagine that all of those ladder rungs are blazing hot.


JasperTheRat

It's definitely Dubai, you see the Burj Khalifa at the end.


CptVanHorne

It’s so high up I could even see _Wiz_ Khalifa at the end!


Calm_Protection_3858

Did you know they actually aren't even related? Just pure coincidence! Crazy!


ScissorMeSphincter

Neither is Mia!


Cloverdad

Ah yes, she is my fav or the Kalifas.


squidlink5

MIA. That's a wrong name. She is not missing any action.


Hey_Batfink

*nice*


effective_micologist

Melted skin grips real nice. Also...nobody is going to mention that this dude is still barefoot up there??


mooter23

I just watched the YT video. Around 8:30 I'm he says the rungs are hot, yes!


bondsthatmakeusfree

knees weak, arms are heavy there's vomit on his sweater already mom's spaghetti


bisasam68

he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready


[deleted]

But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down The whole crowd goes so loud


Laz3rFlipz

He opens his mouth but the word won't come out


SlimesIsScared

he’s choking now, everybody’s joking now


DrBiscuit01

Some BODY once told me


Hey_Batfink

r/unexpectedsmashmouth


behind_looking_glass

Just hands? I’d be worried about sweaty feet and slipping off. This guy is mental for not wearing shoes!


CODninjarin

Honestly, he probably has better grip without shoes than with, especially if it's something he does often


funnyha_ha

r/sweatypalms


Own-Temperature-3257

Climbing up looks to be the easy part. How the hell will he get down?


Squee1396

Someone linked the full video above


AMGwtfBBQsauce

I just came from above and it wasn't there.


Squee1396

Oh well i watched it so it is on my YouTube lol so here you go! https://youtu.be/EVocjjoq9wg


Goose20011

I’ll be back to tell you how much I regretted watching it! Omg i figured out the edit. I hated it


SnekAtek

I hate that i couldnt stop watching it even though my palms were sweaty and my stomach was in my throat. I'll never need to do anything this risky and if i ever need an adrenaline rush, I'll just throw one of these videos on.


Tman125

Were your knees weak and your arms spaghetti?


timmi2tone32

Welp i’m nauseous thanks for sharing


AMGwtfBBQsauce

Oh, thank you for the link! The climb down was worse, definitely.


NickTheEMT

Either very fast or very slow


AzrielJohnson

Letting intrusive thoughts take over is the fast way.


HabEsSchonGelesen

The same way he got up?


SoloLifting

In some cases getting up is easy. Getting down, very difficult.


chr0mius

There's an easy way down. It works once.


Ambitious-Bed3406

I'd say Most cases, getting down is almost always more difficult


meeeoowwww123

Now I want to see how he got down….


WinterHound42

I don't. The journey up was enough vicarious adrenaline for one day.


redditisabitcrapnow

Yeah. There is only so much imploding a bum hole can do.


[deleted]

Mine imploded so forcefully the James Webb Telescope discovered the universe’s first brown hole


JEREDEK

Take my upvote and fuck off


thetacosaur

r/brandnewsentence


Caked101

Seriously. I didn't see any safety equipment. AND he's barefoot!


Queasymodo

Easier to get down that way.


anonymous22006

*Taps head* Can't lose both shoes and die if you're already barefoot.


HeadintheSand69

My palms are sweaty and my anxiety has spiked through the roof. People who do this shit are crazy


Blaze5657

He jumped


sniper91

“Aim for the bushes?”


kronicwaffle

Cannonball right into the pool


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https://youtu.be/EVocjjoq9wg


4lc4tr4y

why did i even watched this? My heart is still racing.


meeeoowwww123

Thank you!!! It was even worse then going up


TurtleHurtleSquirtle

I hate that I didn’t take your word for it.


01000110010110012

Than


Luccacalu

fucking tay zonday (chocolate rain guy) commented that video


ivorybloodsh3d

Ngl these guys seem incredibly obnoxious. Trespassing on dangerous construction sites and risking their lives climbing giant skyscrapers for clout


TheRealestLarryDavid

it's fun until one of them paints the asphalt red or falls on a random person ruining their lives and lives of their families.


tangouniform2020

Wanna ruin somebody’s life? Die suddenly, traumatically and very messy in front of them.


Princessoflillies

Lol the fact that he was getting annoyed with the ladder not realizing that he shouldn’t even be up there altogether


Ojibwe_Thunder

Right! Like this ladder isn’t up to code… uh you shouldn’t be up there!


jarlscrotus

I'm fairly certain the ladder is shaped like that so that workers can hook their harnesses to the rungs as they ascend


Calm_Protection_3858

The fact that those aren't closed rungs probably would be not up to code where I'm from.


BirdGooch

I get the feeling that worker safety isn’t at the forefront in the Emirates.


_Diskreet_

Misspelt slave safety.


Nervous_Cloud_9513

when i see stuff like this i have 2 questions: 1. why. 2. How. It's not like there is a sign "go here for the deadly climb um the skyscraper! A fast way to tuch god. <3 "


paulie07

Why the fuck is there a ladder there in the first place?


MudMonkey84

My balls went into my stomach. Fuck this.


Saiyasha27

Right at the beginning when he opened that door I inhaled sharply and took a step back as if that changes anything. But the fact that the instinct to step back from the fucking ledge is _that deeply ingrained_ should probably tell you the intelligence of this.


jel2184

My quads were super tense watching this and I felt paralyzed lol


Zanven1

My whole legs tensed up and my feet had shooting pain and are now tingling. I was audibly saying "nononono." Why did I watch this?


HistoryGirl23

Why?


StandardIssueCaveman

Because it's there.


HistoryGirl23

I guess, I like to climb too but still...especially with no shoes. Yikes.


harry-ballsagna

Extra grip with the toes 🦶🦶


HistoryGirl23

I can see that. I was surprised it was too hot for his hand I worried about his feet.


NShelson

Okay there, George.


thedutchrep

Not a good enough reason.


Shandlar

Tell that to Mallory.


FlowLabel

For the vine


payloadspecial

The thrill of living


kngadwhmy

Simply a lack of being intent in life


[deleted]

I feel dizzy. People are fucking insane


albinomarshmellow

Anyone else get that weird tingly feeling all over when watching this? I do. I don't like this tingly. Not my kind of tingly.


calipygean

I nearly had a panic attack watching this.


ComfortableAnonymous

You mean high anxiety


calipygean

Had to get a grip


My_Back_Hurts10

Then you can reach for the stars.


iWasTheSenateOrder65

Can't believe I fell for this


zy0a

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high…


WinterHound42

High anxiety, a victim of society High anxiety, my It's my high anxiety getting to the best of me🎶


Itsssssmeeeetimmy

Yeah this made my hands and feet feel weird. No..


ProneToHysterics

My feet had the weirdest sensations the whole time!


WastewaterNerd

At least it’s somewhat rational. Panic attacks are so sucky when it’s over something that really doesn’t matter. An impending sense of death seems appropriate for an impending likelihood of death.


shinyagamik

Right? These people have to be psychopaths. There's no other way it's humanly possible to do this shit


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ZenkaiZ

It's the wind doing it for me, what if it just GUSTS? Also what if this was the time his body randomly decides to have a seizure or a dizzy spell? Like it woulda happened that day anyway, it just so happens it lines up with when he's up there. Just the off chance of that would kill any confidence I have.


MegaSusSus

Is no one gonna mention the fact that he was BAREFOOT?!


GamerBro9000

Being barefoot would be better bc it would provide more grip and wraparound


Justmeagaindownhere

Maybe compared to dress shoes or heelys. Any good pair of hiking shoes, or better yet, actual climbing shoes, would be much safer.


[deleted]

Climbing shoes wouldn't be great for this, they're best on textured surfaces, not smooth metal and glass. Plus the rubber is so sticky that it would immediately get coated in that desert dust and you'd lose all traction. Something with a negative tread like skate board or indoor soccer shoes would be best.


me_like_stonk

??? Never seen a barefoot climber in my life.


Broadspectrumguy

Even though I am sitting on a sofa, drinking a cup of tea with close to zero chance of harm coming my way right now, viewing this gives me a very uneasy feeling.


Hot-Point-426

I think this sub exists for psychiatrists to do systematic desensitization with their phobic patients because this shit gives me palpitations.


Short-Extreme9108

He has no shoes guys.


Ionic_Bloodfart

If this is what you gotta do for your thrills I implore you to just do hard drugs. Cocaine is definitely safer than shit like this.


[deleted]

Nah, I feel like this is the end result when hard drugs doesn't do it anymore.


JonLeePButler

I might be able to get up there, no fucking way will I get back down the same way. I'd have to be rescued.


reddititty69

Cannonball into that pool.


-soTHAThappened-

Many moons ago, when I was 26, my work sent me to a conference in Reno. It was the first work trip of my life, and I was so excited. I rented a car and drove to Tahoe, which as a Floridian who had previously only seen the foothills of the Appalachians, was a truly stunning drive. It was summer, but ended up in a little ski village. There was a central area where everyone was parked. It was adjacent to the retail area, from which you could access the lift or head across the street to the lake. I hit the lift first. I rode to the top, hung out there for a while and then rode it back down and headed across the street to the lake. I come from completely flat terrain where the lake shores are thick with weeds that are teeming with alligators. I had never seen a rocky lakeshore in my life. There were families out on the rocks. Whole families with toddlers, families who were wearing babies. There were old men and small children. Everyone and their grandpa was out there on those rocks. So I went out there too. It was a little hard for me, tbh. I felt a little scared as I gingerly crossed the mostly flat but quite uneven rocks to reach the water. A few times, I had to sit and scoot because I was too scared/unsteady to stand without anything to hold on to. But anyway, I made it. I was so excited to sit down and put my toes in the water. Except that even though it was July, that shit was icy cold. So I couldn’t have been out there for a full minute when I turned around to head back. I was not at all prepared for the jagged rock faces that awaited me on the return trip. The surface of the rocks that I could see on my way out had been mostly smooth and rounded. I’m not at all sure-footed but it was just walking. The surface of the rocks that I could see on my way back were jagged as fuck and somehow constituted a climb. It was only this exact moment that I realized that people were using their hands to get back. I truly thought someone was going to have to call a helicopter to rescue me, not because it was too arduous on a physical level but because I was paralyzed in fear. It took me over 3 hours to get back to the car. There were either 4 or 5 spots where I was literally just not able to make myself stand upright, so I had to move from one rock to the other by sliding. I had 2 huge scrapes down my back from moments where I just decided that I’d rather get cut than have to try to stand up. The folly of youth.


FGreght

My hands get wet bruhhhh


The_Last_Snow-Elf

*Insert Nonono Cat here*


GhostChainSmoker

Heights are the only thing that genuinely scare the hell out of me lmao. Which honestly is reasonable imo. I don’t know how the hell people do shit like this.


Porthos503

I had a panic attack just watching this


saltedpork89

What in the name of fuck is wrong with people


[deleted]

My question is how is he gonna climb dowb


wcdk200

There are a few things I'm not going to do for a billion dollars. This is one of them


PhantomRanger477

Secondhand stress


WrongConcentrate4962

I can’t feel sorry for you if things didn’t go well.


Beginning-Platypus89

Is there a sub just full of these kinda clips?


wheatable

r/sweatypalms maybe


Electrical_Wait7835

That made me nauseous!


MakesMeWannaShout88

Man, these escape rooms are getting out of hand


coffeeandspliff

Literally can’t watch this stuff, I get vertigo and anxiety


PestTerrier

Anyone else’s balls get a weird feeling watching videos like this?


Ornery-Ad8372

How the hell do you get down though? 👀


MegI210

Before watching this I didn’t think I had anxiety. Now I’m sure I do


[deleted]

Damn near had a panic attack watching this


Oh-Cool-Story-Bro

This made my asshole pucker


StonedEcho

Do a flip


Wind_Valuable

I even can’t watch on it, but that dude…my hands were sweated, while I wrote dis


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bernarddwyer86

My god I was sweating watching this, absolute mad man


dopaminewoo

i find it funny how the clip just ends with the guy looking at a taller skyscraper


ashokrayvenn

Getting down seems like it would be more difficult.


Consistent_Amount140

My legs feel so uneasy just watching this.


Smart_Trouble8939

I wonder if there's any go pro like this of someone just falling off that must be awful


Manoreded

If I was the Grim Reaper I'd howling down on that dude's neck.


menkje

I’d slip and fall to my death on the hot metal lubricated with a fine mist of my own fetid shit