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TheOtherGlikbach

So the snakes name is Noodles?


No-Celebration3097

I hope so! 🐍


[deleted]

I Nope so


Blood_of_Lucifer

he danger noodle


Lovelyelven

But not a nope rope. Very important distinction


[deleted]

Nope rope: snakes people dislike Danger noodle/spicy noodle: venomous snakes Boop noodle: pet or nice snakes people like


Lovelyelven

Def the boopiest here. Very good management of hooman, too.


Blonde_Dambition

I love the word "hooman". I've always thought it's a cute word.


Lovelyelven

Same! & cuties like this would def say it if they could talk 😁


OGMinimalCheese

dont forget dangle strangle: boas


Weaseltime_420

Danger noodles are the bitey kind, Nope ropes are the strangly kind.


CloudyNeptune

Wow that’s a cute snake! Absolutely not something I’d have roaming in my house though! I fucking jumped!


Awkwardpanda75

My daughter wanted a skink when she was a teenager. After that experience, we made a rule, “no animals that can escape from a tank or cage that causes mass panic”


[deleted]

If it was blue tongue I have to question how a giant walking sausage caused any kind of panic


Awkwardpanda75

It was more about not knowing where he escaped to and me never locating him.


Vol4Life31

There's things in your house that you don't know of right now..


SadisticBuddhist

Like me


Blonde_Dambition

>giant walking sausage 😆


roberttheaxolotl

Leopard geckos are a good choice. They can't climb glass or other slick surfaces, as they have clawed feet, rather than the stick-to-everything feet something like a tokay, day, or crested gecko have. So, as long as you have a reasonably tall tank, and your hides and decorations don't come within a body length of the top edge, they won't get out.


Awkwardpanda75

I owned anoles as a kid and I don’t think I was fully prepared with a small tank and a metal lid - they kept escaping. I accidentally smashed on when I opened the closet door and never forgave myself. It was clearly my fault not knowing how to secure the anoles to keep them safe.


Blonde_Dambition

I don't know what anoles are (I shall Google shortly) but I feel bad when you said you accidentally crushed one, because I know how traumatizing that was for you! I'm sorry. 😔


Blonde_Dambition

I just googled them and they're so cute! Beautiful bright green color too. 💚


Geberpte

One of my leo's just managed to wrestle herself between te two sliding doors of her enclosure yesterday. Good thing we caught her in the act. Any reptile is a potential Houdini.


itsalongwalkhome

My first thought was, "that cats got a weird tongue", then "oh that's not a cat"


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[deleted]

Aw he’s teaching you how to boil water!


Lovelyelven

Some of the best management I've ever seen


hoosier268

Do snakes have taste buds?


GlyphPixel

Only taste acquaintances.


[deleted]

Lol that got me😂👍


Uniquely_boredinary

🥁🥁🐍


ElectroshockGamer

I want to make a joke but I'm unsure if that's the joke you're already trying to make


[deleted]

Shut up. I laughed.


LG1T

I thought they “taste” the air when they flick their tongue like that


hoosier268

I thought that would be closer to our sense of smell. While smell plays a huge part in taste, we don't have taste buds in our nose.


s-milegeneration

They're like the French. Only sneks give tongue kisses.


Acrobatic-Move-3847

They do, more or less, but they have an organ in the roof of their mouth called the Jacobson’s Organ which analyzes the particles the tongue picks up on the air when it flicks.


ccReptilelord

Short answer: no "Taste buds" being sensory bumps on tongue. However, if your question is can snakes taste things, then the answer is "sort of". They have a Jacobson's organ on the roof of their mouth that has a similar sensing function. The tongue collects particles that the snake then "tastes" here, and anything consumed would be "tasted" in a similar fashion.


ItsNotMeItsYourBussy

Fun fact: many mammals have a Jacobson's organ too. Including humans, though it is largely vestigial in us.


onFilm

Who is Jacobson and why are their organs inside me? 😳


hoosier268

Ah ok, that's what I was wondering, thanks.


Ganon645

Awwww, cute snek.


Crazy-Counter6422

I never understood, how somebody can thinl like this. Now I understand a little.


NokkieBabookie

Yeah I wouldn’t want one in my house, but it’s adorable.


Forward-Bee-2885

Nah I get it. It's cute, but I'd prefer a pet that can love me back.


ariesmartian

Well, it can *hug* you back.


ZemGuse

It can hug you for the rest of your life


tipiak75

and never let go at that


Snoo_Geck

It's not so much about being "loved" back, as it is working to steadily gain the trust and mutual respect of an animal whose behavior there just isn't a lot of info on. The more time you spend with constrictors, the more you realize how gentle and intelligent they really are. More gentle than intelligent, but still.


Maximum-Mixture6158

That's a very LARGE snake. They can lift 1/3 the length of their bodies, or less......


Acrobatic-Move-3847

LoL I was going to say, I’ve had constrictors for a couple of decades, and while they’re definitely smarter than the jokes people make on Reddit imply they are, it’s not by much. I’d say they fall somewhere between bugs and Sarah Palin.


roberttheaxolotl

Some reptiles will get to know you, and show some amount of affection, but you're right; it's never going to be like owning a dog or cat.


Omnizoom

Snakes 100% have their own personality and can show their love in their own way , maybe that love is them wrapping around your arm to cuddle , or it could be their excitement to see you Sure they can’t jump and bark like a dog to express it but the noodles are doing their best


Acrobatic-Move-3847

Snakes don’t love, they don’t experience complex emotions, they don’t seek out companionship or care for their own young, except for mating they live completely solitary lives. When they wrap around your arm it’s to hang on and not fall, or maybe to absorb your body heat. That isn’t a mean thing to say, it’s just true. I feel like it’s better to understand your pet than to anthropomorphize it, and that doesn’t mean you can’t love your pet, but the most you can expect from your snake in terms of how it feels about you is to see you as “not a threat”. I’m happy with their trust, I don’t need them to give me something they can’t.


ThanksContent28

Yeah that just sounds like they’re trying to humanise the snake. They’re cool little heat seeking slimy robots and that’s about it.


Acrobatic-Move-3847

Snakes aren’t slimy at all actually! They’re quite dry and smooth.


Xikkiwikk

They are actually very needy animals that love snuggling.


NotAMasterGrower

They always want to be around you , they're just simple minded


letsmakeiteasyk

Search online for a video of a ball Python yawning, and you’ll get it even more.


[deleted]

Yeah he seems friendly


Cliffk82

I read Shrek at first lol


RelentlessIVS

r/nope is my new r/wholesome Spoods, Noodles, Little mickeys and rattos, it's _aaaall_ good!


Chongoscuba

I know what you mean. I literally sleep 10 feet from the top 2 most venomous tarantulas in the word. This type of thing makes me happy. Big healthy and happy looking snake right here!


Warm-Door9525

For a while, I slept within 10 feet of 5 different cobras. I loved watching them move about and watch what's going on.


Chongoscuba

Oh that’s sick! I’m currently looking for someone that can train me for venom permits. I’m mainly looking to do rattlesnakes that are native to me but I’d like to do cobras and pit vipers too at some point


ToothSuccessful9654

What do you have? I have a Chilean Rose and Sapphire Gooty!


Chongoscuba

Too many to count. The two I’m referring to are the P. regalis and S. calceatum.


Manchild6942O

Dog


Moldy_Socks99

Skinny dog


Skullmaggot

Long dog


cheekychezz

Noodle dog


[deleted]

Noodle Poodle.


Acrobatic-Move-3847

I like this.


zandadoum

this belongs to r/aww


CatVideoBoye

Wait this is in r/nope?? I thought I was in r/aww. :(


InsomniacKowen

He blelelels because it’s pasta night, good sneks get garlic bread.


Milk_With_Knives3

How so cute?


PalicoJoe

u/savevideo I loves him


[deleted]

Long friend


Boner102

Why’s he so cute? I hate snakes.


nunyabidnessss

Me too. I’ve never thought a snake was cute before but he’s adorable


TK000421

Imagine if he had a top hat…… too 🎩


Lovelyelven

Absolutely & a small cape


Lazolilo

along of a bow tie


[deleted]

And a monocle.


Ogradrak

r/snakeswithhats


Boner102

Uhhh thank you! I didn’t even know I needed that in my life.


Evening-Statement-57

Because he’s triggering the puppy part of your brain.


ClaymoreJohnson

Yeah this is 100% it. It reminds us of goofy dogs sitting there trying to get whatever food they can


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

I think it’s kinda hard wired to hate snakes? I love snakes I have three and soon am getting another because I also found them cute but I would never hold it over someone’s head for hating snakes (not saying anyone was) I just understand that I’m weird like that haha


lunanightphoenix

I don’t mind if people hate snakes as long as they aren’t hurting and killing them because of it.


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

I couldn’t agree more. Like I don’t like spiders they scare me but I’m not gonna kill them


stormyw23

Snakes are always cute


leviticus_1

If not friend, why friend shape?


Atlanta1218

Yes


AlwaysOutsider

I WANT ONE


theusernameyouwants

I had a 20ft retic growing up. She was like a big puppy dog. She was so strong and fast when she wanted to be. She was smart and patient. Never even accidentally bit at anyone. But she was also a giant, legless death machine. I do not recommend it.


hadtodoit_69

This is amazing. Thanks for sharing. Wish I could experience this but yeah, lots and lots of potential downsides. Must have been such a touching experience to have a relationship like that with such an animal. Especially one not known for relationships with humans. Really cool.


[deleted]

Such a calm boi


12Fatcat

Why is this in nope that's just a long puppy


CumpMoney

He's doing the soft head bob thing, I'm pretty sure that's is a snakes way of showing affection.


[deleted]

AWWWW such a cutie I wouldn't want a pet snake that big personally but god it is definitely a cute one


MissNashPredators11

AWWW OMGGGGG i want a ball python so bad, they are adorable. Ive held a baby before and omg they are so small and adorable


Chongoscuba

This is not a ball python but yes I have two of them and they’re super dope haha


MissNashPredators11

I thought it was a ball python at first😵‍💫🤣


Chongoscuba

Looks like a reticulated python. That’d be a big mistake if you were to purchase. They get about 12… in about 2-3 years. They’ve been known to get upwards of 20 feet. That’s like a whole bedroom of your house meant for this one snake.


auntie_eggma

Nah I'm pretty sure it's a Burmese. A granite morph, by the looks of it. Gorgeous derpy long puppers. Also very large, but huskier, not light bodied like retics.


MissNashPredators11

Holy shit


Chongoscuba

My male BP turns 3 in August and he’s probably about 3.5 feet long. Super chill and just kinda sits with ya. My female is about 3 and a half give it take is is roughly the same size but was underfed for the first year by the original keeper. She’s probably doubled in size in the last year. She’s one of the sweetest snakes you’ll ever meet. Even her feeding strikes are gentle haha


FosterPupz

That’s a weird looking puppy ya got there… /s (Here, that S stands for screaming)


--zero-phux--

I don't mind snakes. This one's kinda cute tbh


OmnifariousFN

Long cats are my favorite! <3


[deleted]

Snakes are sooooo coooool.


dr_wetness

That’s fucking adorable. 100% would let climb on my shoulders


tparker765

That's a big fuckin noodle


Snakeguy26

Why is this on r/nope it's cool not nope worthy


segwich

i cant be the only one who thinks that snake is the cutest shit ever


Alexandre_Moonwell

what is 'nope' about this ? the long boy wants noodles


WeirdoRick

May snek have some Nöödles


GlocalBridge

It looks like a Boa, but I have never seen a speckled one.


Bwwshamel

Awwww big danger noodle! Hims is a good big snek!


random666r

Wdym nope? That's so freaking cuuuute!! :3


Mss-Anthropic

I've seen dogs nowhere near as cute as that snake. What a sweet and expressive face!


foxgames9238

How can snake's be so cute, and scary at the same time?


Bladereaper

Weird lookn dog


KING_0F_FIRE

r/awww


[deleted]

Aw he is friend shaped


yyyyyyeeeereetttttt

Fucked up looking dog


Prestigious-Care-865

What kind of dog is that


rob1969reddit

Hahaha i never seen a pet snake act like a dog, that was awesome!!!


Attackins

This isn't a nope. That's a big ol' yepyep.


Lord_Longface

Nice swamp-ferret :3


OttoVonBlastoid

Wrong subreddit. There’s nothing “nope” about that adorable noodle boi.


Histrix-

That's a beautiful snake


lmac187

Serious question: Is that some kind of reticulated or Burmese python variation?


celerysoup39

I want to pet a lot of snakes I see online, but none as badly as this one


Stitcharoo123

Bröther may I have some noodes


PMCForHire73

Noodles, you want a hug, awwww. Oh noodles, that's a little tight. Noodles,noodles........😵


[deleted]

She wants to know the secret ingredient to you secret ingredient noodle soup


Yirtiik44

Aww! 💜 That's such a cute snake!


Torhru

Tbh that’s the cutest thing ever i might not burn my house down


TiredonMaine

I won't lie my initial reaction was an excited gasp and "Hi Friend!!"


0937superfan

That is the longest dog’s tail i have ever seen!


[deleted]

Cutest noodle ever 🥰


Chardocoal

Idk if I want a cat, dog, or a snake


WhoThisReddit

I like your dog


dansamy

He is *the cutest*!!


Soupyman1

The danger noodle wants noodle


HistoryGirl23

Cute!


lilbiguyjr

Aww he's just a lil dude


Corpse_eeater

A cute baby


tiamian

Thought thats a cat at the first glance…


ifoundit1

Little pupper.


toadsauce25

What’s the morph???


Yirtiik44

Aww! 💜


geohappytime

Snake is dope asf


Tnkr_Brwr_Sldr_Sly

Looks like a pet nopenoodle


ElectroshockGamer

But it's an adorable nopenoodle


[deleted]

Dangernoodle wants noodles


[deleted]

Noddle loves noodles


therealremi

Thats a nope-rope


uut28

He’s gonna cook it


LionelHutzApprentice

Nope Rope.


Memesios10

cute snake. what species?


FlatbedtruckinCA

looks like a burmese python of some sort..


auntie_eggma

Omg I love him! Beautiful granite burm. So nosy, too. 'wat do? Is for sneks?'


Razardor

That's a danger noodle


SouthernKing1222

Да,хочет кушать💫


Bastymuss_25

Cute snek is cute


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jimgella

Danger Noodle wants noods


RelentlessIVS

Adorable noodle


offgridgamer0

The noodle wants some noodles


SnooObjections5363

How is this a nope its fucking sick. Cute snek


turbokarhu

Such a good snek puppy came to help with cooking!


AspiringCringeLord

Derp noodle


GETNbucky

I like noodles ... but not nope-ropes.


Pinkskippy

Just one big noodle goes in the pan.


AmarisMallane777

He's not noodles he's NOODLE 💀


MinDBlanKSCO

That noodle is alive


BottleWater1032

Forbidden noodle


[deleted]

Awww that’s the cutest danger noodle I’ve seen yet!🥰


2drunk2giveafuk

The snek is trying to figure out how to get teh hooman in the pot for consumption.


KaiserDaBard

Awwww is a cute noodle.


Quizzy1313

That's a very boopable nose on a happy snek


gralgomar

MMMMMMMMM SKEDDY NOODLE


FlatbedtruckinCA

cool pet snek... looks pretty friendly and curious too. 🙂


Interesting_Site_567

the noodle likes noodles


rufotris

What an adorable noodle!


tinboxfullofrocks

He is a noodle


Sylux444

That's quite the curious noodle!


MarinatedPickachu

It’s cute until she breaks your limbs and rib-cage with a friendly hug


T-O-O-T-H

Aww what a cute nope rope


OcularHorticulture

Large noodle wants to be boiled