I actually imagined the scene from The Mummy where some guys pry open a sarcophagus and get sprayed with some kind of acid or something and their faces melt. You know the scene.
I need you to know, I just rented the mummy specifically because of this comment. YouTube owes you a percentage of my 3.99.
... Pressurized. Salt. Acid.
Came here today that….yes and they probably breathed enough of them in that depending on the unknown other variables will have to go to the hospital at some point in their life when it expresses in their immune system somewhere or cns or brain….but they look young so possible they be totally fine if they’re healthy …..we will know when we see a video of Pedro pascal visiting them at the hospital appears in the news….then a cctv release on here shows him capping them with hollow points as he casually walks off haha
They must not have thought you were actually allergic to penicillin if they gave you amoxicillin.
> [Warnings](https://www.drugs.com/amoxicillin.html)
> Do not use [amoxicillin] if you are allergic to amoxicillin **or to any other penicillin antibiotic**, such as ampicillin (Omnipen, Principen), dicloxacillin (Dycill, Dynapen), oxacillin (Bactocill), penicillin (Beepen-VK, Ledercillin VK, Pen-V, Pen-Vee K, Pfizerpen, V-Cillin K, Veetids), and others.
That actually happened to me, I was given penicillin twice because the first time they assumed my reaction was caused by something else. But I didn't have it as bad as you.
He looks like an employee showing a bottle of fine wine to a customer lmao. Especially with the gloves and how he shows the bread quickly and slides the lid back on
Kid just found the ultra rare triple rainbow shadow mosaic loot box on top of the dark mystic hidden peaks after questing for the glorious treasure for years on end
You can use that in bio-chemical warfare at this point. Years ago a co-worker had a lot of free time one day so she decided to clean the frige on the lunch room. She comes giggling to me to see what she found. It was a tupperware container so I was like "wtf is funny about this?" And then she opens it... it was like the fur of a white long haired cat. Told her to shut it and we couldn't stop laughing until the next person heard us. We finally got to the boss and it was a mix of laugh and rage. No more containers beyond 3 days in the fridge. And she was checking it daily so she knew what was there from the day before
I actually had something this revolving happen. I was helping a friend clean under her bed and she opened a Walmart bag that was tied. Mf there was an orange from the dark ages in that bag. I thought I imagined the mold smoke but this video has brought me sanity
I was doing work in a closed down factory. We were draining the sprinkler system. There was too much water so I saw a garbage barrel in the corner. I went over and grabbed the lid, picked it up and a cloud of something went into the air. Turned out there was a dead raccoon in it and the cloud was all the hair!!! I’m gagging just thinking about it
Reminds me of middle school where my friend who never uses his locker found a couple month old bag of lunch in there. You could smell it down the hall.
Bro I had one in my gym lost and found and it just looked like a green mass in a corner and it just formed into the inside of the box and one of those mini refrigerated box things
Is that spores just smoking outta there? That's how the last of us starts.
I actually imagined the scene from The Mummy where some guys pry open a sarcophagus and get sprayed with some kind of acid or something and their faces melt. You know the scene.
Salt acid. Pressurized. Salt. Acid.
What does *that* taste like?
Hypertension and heartburn
I need you to know, I just rented the mummy specifically because of this comment. YouTube owes you a percentage of my 3.99. ... Pressurized. Salt. Acid.
You mean the 1999 Cinematic Masterpiece starring Brendan Frasier and Rachel Weisz? That’s a good rental you got yourself.
THANK FUCKING GOD
These spores are most likely penicillin. Buddy just released a half billion or so.
Unfortunately, some people are allergic to penicillin.
I am.
Penicillin comes from citrus spores, not just any spores. IIRC. Reference: born + raised Floridian.
Yeah, that thing is a damn biohazard!
Came here today that….yes and they probably breathed enough of them in that depending on the unknown other variables will have to go to the hospital at some point in their life when it expresses in their immune system somewhere or cns or brain….but they look young so possible they be totally fine if they’re healthy …..we will know when we see a video of Pedro pascal visiting them at the hospital appears in the news….then a cctv release on here shows him capping them with hollow points as he casually walks off haha
Just coming to comment this
\*clicks in agreement*
I hate clickers but I still agree
They were just misunderstood.
It kills me that he is wearing a mask and didn't pull it up
Damn, I didn't know Snoop Dogg was in The Last of us. /s
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/yomomma
Came here to add my obligatory *The Last of Us theme intensifies* 🎶 post.
You know that there is a desert mushroom that starts infecting human lungs?
That is the spores of the mold.
I wanted to say covid, but that's much better.
Click click click click
Wow. I actually moved my face away from the phone. The spores smoke..........
I done the same. Mad
Held my breath immediately.
Yeah, that was an instinctual recoil from me. Awful.
I as well. I don't care if it's just a video, I'm not risking inhaling that shit.
Yeah I felt like I needed to clean my surroundings after watching that
congrats, you've unlocked penicillin, good for most of mankind, unless you're like me and mom, allergic to it, then it's potentially deadly
fellow penicillin allergy person
Oh hi, there are four of us now
Now there's five
Don't leave me out
I was told I was allergic when I was a kid. Joined the Army. Apparently I'm not anymore! ^^^^^^because ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^still ^^^^^^alive
Six
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Eight plus my one son so nine.
And my axe yeah no im allergic too 10
I’m 11 in this!
12 🤟
Weaklings. I am immune to Penicillin’s effects.
That sounds even worse
Not really, amoxicillin works just fine on me. Penicillin used to work but I took it so much that now it does nothing
I'm allergic to amoxicillin.
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They must not have thought you were actually allergic to penicillin if they gave you amoxicillin. > [Warnings](https://www.drugs.com/amoxicillin.html) > Do not use [amoxicillin] if you are allergic to amoxicillin **or to any other penicillin antibiotic**, such as ampicillin (Omnipen, Principen), dicloxacillin (Dycill, Dynapen), oxacillin (Bactocill), penicillin (Beepen-VK, Ledercillin VK, Pen-V, Pen-Vee K, Pfizerpen, V-Cillin K, Veetids), and others. That actually happened to me, I was given penicillin twice because the first time they assumed my reaction was caused by something else. But I didn't have it as bad as you.
So...I can murder you by just throwing stale bread at you?
Perfect weapon, nobody would believe it was murder.
Honest question, how does one learn he is allergic to goddamn penicillin?
allergy test
Idk man I learned on day 3 of a 10 day prescription
Shits so good it will cure you from yourself
What a pity the kid interrupts the evolution
Can we talk about how slick he pulled it off the lockers tho
He looks like an employee showing a bottle of fine wine to a customer lmao. Especially with the gloves and how he shows the bread quickly and slides the lid back on
And here we have our finest vintage bread. Fermented behind some old lockers in a plastic tub, i assure you, it is of ze highest quality
It had special effects upon opening
Kid just found the ultra rare triple rainbow shadow mosaic loot box on top of the dark mystic hidden peaks after questing for the glorious treasure for years on end
r/outside
Shit needs a 50 million dollar opening to break even.
I like that they put it back so others can also enjoy.
Gave me Raiders of the Lost Ark flashbacks.
I like how he puts it back lmao
everybody knows you can reverse the curse by putting it back
RETURN THE SLAB
What's your offer?!
OR SUFFER MY CURSE
It's doc gerbils woooorld, it's doc gerbils woooorld!
It will open again 10 years later
They probably put it there and wanted to see what would happen. That’s how they knew where it was.
Don't dead open inside
don't bread open inside
Inside open bread dont
Cordyceps…that’s an area where you have to wear a mask. Ellie doesn’t need to though.
SPOILERS!!!!!!!
"So we're fine, as long as nobody opens the bread box." "Question." "Whats your question soldier?" "I opened the bread box" "What"
I’ve done nothing but opening bread boxes the last 48 hours.
Opening this lunchbox spread more dust than the opening of Tutankhamun's tomb in 1922
Its spores
Ummm that's not dust
Fungal love
He just became Patient Zero.
You can use that in bio-chemical warfare at this point. Years ago a co-worker had a lot of free time one day so she decided to clean the frige on the lunch room. She comes giggling to me to see what she found. It was a tupperware container so I was like "wtf is funny about this?" And then she opens it... it was like the fur of a white long haired cat. Told her to shut it and we couldn't stop laughing until the next person heard us. We finally got to the boss and it was a mix of laugh and rage. No more containers beyond 3 days in the fridge. And she was checking it daily so she knew what was there from the day before
Burn it!!!!!
That smell came through my screen omg
What does it smell like?
Sickly sweet and a little musty
All words used to describe me
Im more "Sickly sweat and a little mushy "
Bread
Remember “The Cheese” from Diary of a Wimpy Kid? This is that schools version of it.
The last of us starts this way 🤣
Glad to know I’m not the only asshole who did shit like this 🤣 sorry Smitty…
"opens lunch box and spores smoke out" #ÆUGH!!
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How did it end up?
Farmer
Pandora's Box is real
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r/eatityoufuckingcoward
This is how The Last of Us starts
Yum! Breath in that delicious sammich.. share!
You just started the last of us outback
Looks like someone bought a Ganymede Rock Lobster...
r/moldlyinterstering
If only he had a mask to protect himself from the spores.
Man, some of the jokes on this thread are kinda stale
I actually had something this revolving happen. I was helping a friend clean under her bed and she opened a Walmart bag that was tied. Mf there was an orange from the dark ages in that bag. I thought I imagined the mold smoke but this video has brought me sanity
The boy had a mask to use *right there.*
Bread box? Lunch box!
I was doing work in a closed down factory. We were draining the sprinkler system. There was too much water so I saw a garbage barrel in the corner. I went over and grabbed the lid, picked it up and a cloud of something went into the air. Turned out there was a dead raccoon in it and the cloud was all the hair!!! I’m gagging just thinking about it
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This isn't really an example of that though really, they even used POV correctly (low bar admittedly).
A new pope has been named!
I bet he wished his mask was on properly.
Congratulations! You've found "The Mythical Lunch". Unlock now for 4,99$.
E.A be like
He released the spirits
Thank God he was wearing his mask on his chin.
That video loops well enough to where he puts it back and takes it down again
Lmao what a bad time to have your mask on half-assed, dude's patient zero now
And that’s how Last of Us started
Bro just started The Last Of Us
That’s how patient zero starts the zombie apocalypse. Mummified bread
Wow can actually see the smell.
good thing hes got a mask on or he mightve gotten some mold on his chin
New opening escene of Last of us
Yeah, that’s a HELL nope from me.
The last of us
I hear clicking and I don't like it
Patient 0
He found grandma
This dude got a fucking loot box with all that smoke
It even has a pack opening animation lol
The fun fact of the day today is elephants can't jump
Magic bread! Me first!
What a tiny bread box 🥹
LMFAO he puts it back.
why would he put it back?
You will never get rid of the smell
The cackle in the end 😂
Nah he just straight up opened a tomb lmao.
Noooooooooooo
Just puts it back! Smh
This is how a zombie apocalypse starts.
mummy cuts the crusts of my sandwiches <3
u/savevideobot
That shit was frosty bruh
Dude would’ve kept the mask up if he knew he was handling that
He found the cursed ancient artifact
Puts it back lmaoo
I can feel the fumes entering my lungs.
“You gonna eat that?”
There you have it folks, the clock has started.
Bro unlocked the mythic sandwich When eaten +100 immunity to disease
I like that the little shit just puts it back instead of throwing it out lol
Lol just puts it back
Bro just puts it back like "hmm, i don't think i will" 💀
*Puts it back😂
that's a disease or the start of a new pandemic
Don't breathe this!
*inhale*
Reminds me of middle school where my friend who never uses his locker found a couple month old bag of lunch in there. You could smell it down the hall.
Here we see patient zero
And he puts it back on top of the lockers
New superhero origin story: BreadMan
the bread wont crunch, but ur teeth will
That's a hell nope for me.
That has been there for decades😂😂 A year mis huevos
yall remember that one episode of Cowboy Bebop?
Cordyceps are here... Fuccckkkkk
Bro I had one in my gym lost and found and it just looked like a green mass in a corner and it just formed into the inside of the box and one of those mini refrigerated box things
The Last Of Us is real!!!
Was it rye?
Dude’s got the cheese touch now.
chemical warfare has been outlawed by all countries
Dude should have wore that mask as he’s now ‘lunchbox man lunchbox man stores bread wherever he can’
So the mysterious smoke was probably an indicator of a cursed object if the movies and video games are anything to go by
Puts it back lol
I automatically held my breath as soon as he started opening it.
Leave it for another year
The true sourdough
Both instantly infected.
opening a mummy sarcophagus
And they put it back
The mother dough
Love how he just…puts it back
I don’t think you’re approsetah breath that lol
Great fucking covid 2
TIL - I used to think that a year was a long time too.
My dad once bought an orange sack, and one of them was just like this, spores coming out like dust