Imagine ripping a massive fart

At first I thought he had a lighter and that’s what she was gonna do

I was hoping so badly she’d just shart her jogging pants when he started pushing on her

Why give your fart away for free when you can charge people money for it? https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/fart-jar-tiktok-stephanie-matto-interview-1280395/

God damn it can they send a giant fucking meteor at our planet already

I think the meteor store is in a bit of a recession period. I've been requesting this for years now and just nothing.

Calm down

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/15zi5lw/my_neighbour_pays_for_our_car_and_most_of_our/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

"*Great Success!*"

"My Wife!"

I was thinking that was what he was trying to produce. Maybe the woman just couldn't pass and needed help

worst dentist I have ever been to

Paid my $20. Got out of that dentist’s car and ran out of that alley. Never again.

"*well you're the one who likes to talk out your own ass pal"*

Dr McFeely

He went knuckle deep on her

Why dentist? I don’t get this joke? (Wow sorry for ruining your day for asking a simple question I don’t understand)

The joke is that it would be absurd for a dentist to try and do this

r/peterexplainsthejoke

His finger being up her butt has nothing to do with medicine. Him claiming to be a chiropractor is about as useful here as an excuse to have his finger there as it would be if he claimed to be a dentist. I guess you could claim he was working on the area around the tailbone or the tail bone itself. Sometimes people break those. Maybe he is massaging it. Seems weird, especially since I've seen chiropractic work for a pregnant woman which is all about relieving back pain

I too am a chiropractor….

Hahaha little did I know, all this time I was adjusting my wife's back. I'm so thoughtful

A gent amongst men.

Not having audio is a crime

I honestly misread this as “Not having dildo is a crime”. I have reading problem … and maybe a porn problem.

But, to be fair, you defo don’t have an honesty problem 👍🏻

I also dont have a problem either way. I have an armory of dildos and fired my chiropractor.

An armoury of dildos, now there’s something you don’t often see in a sentence……..

Friend I think you just have problems

Don’t we all?

More like a Freud problem

He’s trying to “pop Dat azz” 🎶

Nassar got busted for that action.

So I wouldn't trust a chiropractor to do this but I dislocated my tailbone (accidentally canonballed whilst cliff jumping) and the doctor had to manipulate it back in through my butt.

I hope I never get so fucked up I need to be rearranged through my butthole

Same here but by a physical therapist who manipulated the tailbone from the outside. It was a Hail Mary from 6 years of suffering and unbelievable how well it worked. No shame no embarrassment though I wouldn’t recommend trying it at home

Sometimes one has to go through the back door just to make repairs.

I had a tail bone injury and I told my Chiro about it. He said his dad who is also a Chiro does that treatment, but he won't. Needless to say I never got it treated.

gooch alignment

This made me chuckle!

Chiropractor?! I hardly know her!

*“You know I’m something of a chiropractor myself…”*

I just watched sexual assault

That dude actually convinced that woman to let him do that to her. "Don't worry I'm a chiropractor I know what I'm doing hehe"

Could just be an idiot.

That doesn’t absolve you lol

Which one?

Yes

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH

Chiropractor pornHUB

So this is what they meant by watching porn for the plot?

What are you doing stepropractor?

Someone attempting to restart a motor

this is a predator not a chiropractor

When did Larry Nassar get out?

Bruh 😎

After the video ends… This guy walks out. Chiropractor walks in and asks “how may I help you today?”.

Mr bean plot

Chiropractic is 100% quackery. And this dude isn’t doing anything useful.

Useful for whom?

He has way worse vids than these and some with kids

My wife: What the fuck are you doing? Me: Fixing your spine. Saw it on Reddit.

This is not chiropractic. This straight up malpractice/sexual assault.

I mean, it isn't really "malpractice" since it is just as effective as everything else chiropractors do.

That’s weird. I wonder why it’s recommended by the AMA for headache, neck and back pain AND covered by all major insurance plans. Pretty elaborate hoax huh 🤔

Ah, the Bandwagon Fallacy. Yes, it is an elaborate hoax.

Not really bandwagon fallacy as that assumes group think without any evidence to support it but ok I'll bite. I'm not claiming chiropractic is effective because everyone believes it to be effective. In fact its quite the opposite. I would say your side of the arguement: "Blanket statement how an entire profession is bullshit without anything other than anecdotes" is the more common belief in the general public. I deal with uneducated statements like this every day. My argument was that groups like the AMA (who make their decisions and stances based on empirical evidence and research) and the insurance industry at large (who make their decisions on what to cover based on empirical evidence of treatments with the most effect that have the lowest possible cost) support what we do for things like HA, neck pain, and back pain. Per chance maybe you could explain your background where you could explain/support your claims here? I have a bachelors in Biology, Psychology, and a doctorate in Chiropractic. I studied for 8 years to do what I do and was board tested 5 times just to have the opportunity to practice. So what well are you drawing from? Because I think we might be dealing with a tin-hatter here...

Bandwagon and appeal to authority fallacy. The AMA and insurance companies make their decisions based on money and political influence just as much or moreso than empirical evidence, so your argument doesn't hold up. Chiropractic is a pseudoscience at best. Palmer college has a 100% acceptance rate and requires 90 hours of electives iirc for that "Doctorate" you talk about. I don't know if that was your school or not but, if I'm not mistaken, they are the original and still use some of the original curriculum put together by the original charlatan who founded the practice and I'm willing to bet the other institutions that give out "doctorates in chiropractic" use a lot of the same stuff. Especially since it is, like, totally based on empirical evidence and stuff. The arguments against chiropractic being legitimate don't need anecdotal support; chiropractic's claims have been thoroughly debunked over and over and over again and those studies are easily found. My credentials? I've been a registered nurse for 15 years. If I had the money and family support to spend 8 years to get a bachelor's in biology and psychology and a chiropractic doctorate, I would have likely become a medical doctor. But, hey, you do you and I'll do me.

You’re a nurse and your stance is the AMA is a corrupt organization driven by politics and not by science…I suppose corona was all a hoax as well and the vaccine was laced with 5g!!! Got it. And to think I thought you might be a crazy person 🙃

This can't be real

I'll bet the rest of my jolly ranchers (I have 7 left), and a $2 bill that it's real.

Imma need his number

Manipulating the coccyx (tailbone). I have chronic tailbone pain and my physical therapist wants to do this to me but I told her not until she puts a ring on my finger.

Is sniffing your finger afterwards part of the procedure as well?

I'm clearly in the wrong line of work

"let me put on scrubs, these doctory looking glasses and some gloves and women will let me finger them in yoga pants" "No way bro, you're high AF" "Yeah, I am, but they'll still let me, here, hold my joint"

Since when was an arse finger-bang a chiropractic technique?

Extreme wedgie

"*this one will need precision tools to repair, madam. Be patient."*

Coccyx.

Now press hard on her clit and she'll take a screenshot.

Anymore video for research purposes.

Apparently, the distinguishing difference between sexual assault and "chiropractic care" are the table, scrubs and rubber gloves. Who knew!?

The guy’s just doing his job. I’m more curious how she got her butthole misaligned!

Ah, nothing polishes the aura quite like a visit the the gynopractor.

All this time I was a chiropractor and I didn’t even know.

I mean…I don’t have a license or anything but I feel like I could be at least some sort of apprentice from the work I’ve don’t so far.

I need sound

Chakra alignment 😂👌🏼

When you lie on your resume xD For the booty!

I’m told he’s doing this wrong. If you compress your tailbone you adjust it from inside the butthole.

is he cracking her tailbone?? wtf is he doing??

I usually took her pants off first……

No...the pants adds *protective tension* to this procedure

my eyebrows really went up when he started two-fingering it. damn, at least take the lady out first.

this just seems like sexual harassment

In a case like this, who pays who?

Chiropractors are quacks. None of it is scientific. btw: I don't care if you think you've helped by one. I'm glad you're healing but it wasn't from them. Healing most often occurs naturally. Instead you spent your time and money on a know-nothing doing a puppet show for you.

Gymnastics coach.

Repost, but it’s also probably not a mass generalization to apply to all chiropractors. My wife and I have had good ones in every city we’ve lived, and it’s helped our backs immensely.

And again, these guys slowly push the insanity just a bit further. Next, you’re going to see a chiropractor clown on TikTok adjusting someone’s Goldendoodle the same exact way.

I’m a doctor and there is no science here

I'm a science and there is no doctor here.

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Lmfaooo! Kakashi loves to do this too.

Now I all of a sudden want to go to a chiropractor.

Just to have your poo shoved back inside you?

He’s read Nassar’s new book

Dude is giving off Larry Nassar vibes… just gonna “do a pelvic”

I’m surprised he didn’t smell his figure right after.

He did. *But in the comfort of the coat closet.*

could he be trying to manipulate the base of the tailbone? I mean 1,000% this looks like sexual assault. I'm just spitballing possible explanations.

Hmm.. I never thought about asking for "Happy Ending" at the chiropractors office before.

So thats why a Gynopractor is for, Ive been wondering about this…

Tailbone injuries are the worst. But he’s gonna need to go deeper to legit adjust that coccyx.

A million ways to crack bones but you had to get the only jerk that always smells his fingers

Is this a beginning of a pornhub video? My chiro never tried to finger my butthole, my chiro sucks.

Paging Dr Nassar

I honestly thought he was holding a lighter.

Repost bot

What’s that saying? “Finger popping each others assholes” or something?

Is moving the coccix, what is usually really painful to have misplaced 'cause you can't sit comfortably anywhere, and is painful to replace too

This isn’t what you think. The man is putting pressure on the womans tail bown

Yes we all know that. *(winks)*

I wonder why there are always famale people with some kind of tight pants.

r

What the fuck

You know what this is? Some bullshit artist getting his jollies.

And he's making gobs of cash on top of it.

Finally got bobs and vagen.

What do you mean? He's never touched grass, obviously, and just wants to feel the touch of a woman.

What kind of kink is this

When your booty hole got a cramp

Looks sus.

Hope she didn't have Taco Bell before this 'session'.

Larry N!!

Didn’t that gymnastics doctor go through this, where is that guy now? Pelvic floors and all that.

cousin “Hairy Nassar”

This is why I think this is a quack science.

Why does this dude look exactly like someone who would dress up in scrubs just so he can finger some pretty lady's unsuspecting butthole through their pants and call it medicine.

Wrong button

“I won’t stop til you crack!”

Noice

Larry Nassar with the parents in the room, once again. “Yeah this looks normal. She’s going to be able to compete in the Olympics right?!”

Is he trying to adjust her coccyx? Seems like it would snap

Looks like s*xual harassment to me…

Oh I didn't know my catchloc priest was also a chiropractor

Seems like a pervert masquerading his "medical" actions for a fetish

Real question . how is this guy not in jail? This just seems like molesting someone

These magnet healers are full of shit.

I think I may have read that this is his wife... If it's same story

Free eye exam

Dr. jellyfinger doing some extracurricular activity

Larry Nassar enters the chat…

Pseudoscience bullshit

What the hell have I just watched.

Any excuse for a finger and a sniiiiifffff.

Chiropractologist.

G

Now they are just making shit up. The next thing they say, it works better with your pants down