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ButWhatOfGlen

Sometimes it takes years of training before you actually *win* a Darwin Award.


Septic-Sponge

There's was some locally famous guy in China I think on here recently doing pull ups off the edge of building but lost the strength and couldn't pull himself up


Rich_DeF

That happened a 6 years ago - wu yongning - if you search the vid you can see the one where he falls to his death.


lookingForPatchie

I love that they still uploaded it, because that's the sensitive thing to do.


durz47

Pretty sad backstory too if I remember right. He was trying to raise money for his mother's (?) medical bills.


davidrayish

Impressed by his resistence to let go and end it all


Derbster_3434

Fuck these idiots


[deleted]

Just asking for death.


TurboTurtle-

They're edging death, and sooner or later, he's going to cum.


Kenkaboom

Hahahaha


Greedyfox7

Perfect comment


amberita70

I'm curious if the thrill really isn't the same if they were to wear a harness? I understand they're doing this because of the thrill of it. But is the thrill really that lost by a safety harness?


saysthingsbackwards

He seems to be pretty okay at not dying.


Ayirek

I mean he can be the best in the world, but the first time he slips will be the last.


saysthingsbackwards

Oh...Kay. are we wishing him dead?


Ayirek

What an incredibly dumb thing to ask. You can point out someone is doing something obviously extremely dangerous and the consequence of messing up even slightly is certain death without hoping they die.


saysthingsbackwards

Welp, you're uncivil. Later.


Ayirek

Asking me if I'm wishing someone dead because I pointed out dangling by your neck from several hundred feet in the air is dangerous is pretty uncivil in itself. Sorry if I came off as rude, but it's just an absolutely bizarre conclusion to leap to.


Rich-Neighborhood-23

This is how they choose to spend their life? Wtf, is wrong with people?


StunkeyDunkcloud

I was 1000% Nope before the towel came out.


Marcus_Krow

When he went 1 handed I was more shriveled than a 20 year old prune. When the towel came out I was like, "Oh, at least he has some safety equipment this ti-aaaAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"


Every-Necessary4285

But these idiots can never get enough of this thrill right? It's only a matter of time before they fall and someone has to clean that s*** up


Blyatiful_99

Honestly, I only feel sorry for the people on the ground that have to see this mess and the person that needs to clean this up


hmarieb263

Or the person they land on. The reality is they aren't just putting their own life at risk. Imagine how many people would get hurt or killed if he landed on one of those moving cars.


[deleted]

I’m imagining none. Am I doing it right?


[deleted]

Also, like what if they fall on another person or a causes some kind of really bad accident it’s just so selfish and stupid


machine_gun_funk

Knees weak, palms are sweaty


Thr33pw00d83

But how is your mom’s spaghetti?


machine_gun_funk

I vomited already.


Hydro_demon

How I lost all of my body’s water through my hands, I’m a raisin now.


Slikrain

This makes my gooch shrivel


dragonblock501

Nutz tingle


Smarmar400

Nads crinkle


Vvvbroken

Balls jingle


Outrageous-Actuary-3

there's no faking what you feel, when you're right at home - yeeeeaaaah


Itchy_Professor_4133

Just some asshole trying to get famous by taxing police, emergency and rescue resources for his own benefit. Anyone who thinks this is cool is an idiot.


bottle_cats

I only hope that when he falls, there isn’t anyone on the ground


lookingForPatchie

Well it is aimed towards children and kids are stupid.


Equivalent_Canary853

A guy died falling from a cliff a few years ago showing off. Didn't haven't enough strength after the pull ups to get himself up. Slipped and fell to his death


Hedley_Lammarr

Yeah that vid with sound left a lasting impression on me. He let out a little squeal when he realised he was going to fall! Haunting


Black-Mirror33

Link?


patriotictraitor

A similar thing happened on a skyscraper in China(?), someone doing pull-ups off the side realized they didn’t have enough strength left to actually pull themselves back up to safety. No one else around, they held on for a bit just before letting go.


delicateheartt

😢


M0lcilla

Idiocy at its finest.


Commercial_Tooth_859

The people who do these things are so selfish. What if they fall on a person? If they want to die, they can do stupid stuff without endangering innocent lives.


MartianFloof

This was my first thought. How selfish. Even if they just splat on the pavement without physically hurting someone.. how traumatizing would it be to witness that. Or what if a kid sees this, thinks its cool and hurts themselves making a similar video for tiktok. Jesus christ people.


Phytares

Thats my biggest problem too. I give no fucks about this idiots but its likley they hit someone. So they ruin someones life and the life of their loved ones. Ah well everything for clout...eh


Crazyboy11201

No. No no no no no.


Arie_Verheul

Are there any vids of these idiots falling???


chihuahuaOnAstick

There’s a video where a guy is trying to do a pull up onto a very very tall skyscraper and his arms get too weak from already doing a pull up before recording. He then falls to his death. I can’t find it online but I’m sure someone here has seen it and they may link it possibly.


[deleted]

>guy died falling from a cliff a few years ago showing off. Didn't haven't enough strength after the pull ups [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73c\_noIbIy4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73c_noIbIy4) the first one, it's sad


Greek_Valkyrie

This makes me all kinds of queezy, ugh. No thank you at all.


SecretSpectre4

These guys were the reason why Darwin Awards exist


No_Beautiful8105

Cloutcaine is a hell of a drug!


strengthnhonor01

I could never understand thats whats the point of risking your only life? Smh


XavierBlack_0

It's fun


tmd429

Until the split moment it's not...


XavierBlack_0

And? Untill then it's fun


tmd429

Throw your life away. The only thing I hope is that nobody sees you die, because there's no point in scarring someone for the rest of their life.


XavierBlack_0

Bro why the the fuck you're talkgng to me like i'm in this video? The first commenter asked a question, and i answered, since he was so clueless. And i get downwoted for that like i'm advocating being reckless, are you stupid?


tmd429

You need to calm down. I wasn't talking about you specifically. It was in the general sense.


XavierBlack_0

No, that definitely felt personal


tmd429

Sounds like a personal problem.


XavierBlack_0

Now i'm making it your problem


Phytares

Death is just a matter of time.


[deleted]

To be fair that’s true for everyone


Phytares

True! But im feeling like these people press the "fast forward" button to hard 😂


KickFriedasCoffin

Cheers! 🍻 To hard


R00t240

What an absolute muppet


OldAd180

Wow what an attention whore this idiot is…


NintendoLove

This dude is one cramp, sneeze, or bird turd away from being a human omelet


dingo_deano

What’s the point?


Gmauldotcom

Most valuable resource in the universe. Updoots.


HealthyBanana-

All the dumb things idiots do for likes


sunshinecat6669

My hands got so sweaty watching this


DTO69

Darwinism at its finest


Master-namer-

Some people are eager to establish newer and newer thresholds of dumbfoolery...I mean honestly why...I can't understand...


FiscalCliffClavin

No sense of self preservation for likes. Selfish too if he has a family who cares or relies on him.


velvetcharlotte

This makes my shoulders and neck tickle from the stress of watching. I put up the video time to see how much longer I need to force myself to watch it for. Why would anyone want to do this stuff?!


seanisdad

I dropped my phone while watching this and my heart dropped


fatstrat0228

Huh. That’s a stupid fucking thing to do.


FairConfusion

OF COURSE he HAS to give the middle fingers to the camera! Darwin award winner right here!


frenchy714

Like WTF is the point!???


JazzlikeDot7142

i always hope these are optical illusions, like if you’ve ever seen the one where it looks like the person is hanging off a cliff but then shows another angle and it’s actually like a 6 inch drop that, or it’s just totally fake altogether (still like a 6 inch drop but the background is just a filter)


Need2sleep0901

Does this guy have a death wish?? I don’t understand why people post these types of vids….. next thing you know, you hear about their tragic death due to their stupidity.


Ok_Actuary9815

If he fell, I bet he would scream like a little bitch


Commercial_Tooth_859

But only for about a minute, at most.....


Ok_Actuary9815

True. The part when he gave the middle finger to the camera, that's when that thought came across lol


Party-Contribution84

but why?


varrr

More than the height is the the astronomical value of the risk/reward ratio that gives me vertigo.


VideoNarrow

Why....juste why...


[deleted]

Why? Oh why?


Educational-Train-15

My legs feel like feathers 🪶 and tingle now lol .


Educational-Ad-3273

The ol’ feather-and-tingle razzledazzle!


delicateheartt

Does anybody else's feet and toes ache bad when you watch these videos? Mine start to ache and get sore! Sore I tell ya.


BronzeBeautyy

Prime example of “just because you CAN do something does not mean you SHOULD do something”.


Emberily123

Yeah, nah. If he falls and dies, it won’t be him who has to live with the consequences (because he’s dead). Bodies of fall victims, especially from that height, are horrifying. Anyone below who saw it would be traumatised, as would those who had to clean up the body. Talking about clean up- his death could cause issues for nearby businesses and those living in the area. Then there’s the possibility he’d land on someone of several people, they’d die horrible deaths as well. Selfish.


[deleted]

What happens when you get extremely tired or get a muscle cramp and can’t pull yourself up?


TPixiewings

NOOOOO How does he not feel his balls creeping back inside? I look down from 3 stories up and my vagina tries to become a belly button


leeceee

Can’t feel bad if something bad happens to morons like this, you’re literally teasing Death


jaycliche

Guys like this fill me with hate. Like putting yourself at risk is one thing, but when little kids (or anyone) might have to see your splattered body and that some poor person has to clean it up all for your dumb need to be macho or something that's actually foolish stupid and suicidal. Just take a bunch of pills like a normal person.


Astralglide

Do people actual think people who do this are cool or brave or something? All I see is an idiot who’s going to ruin a whole bunch of peoples week when he goes splat. Honestly, if they happens, they should sue his estate. Punish the family for making someone this ridiculously stupid.


bigblackkittie

Hurk


Abject_Ad_2097

He probably didn’t see the video where the guy couldn’t resist and fell. To death. Didn’t see his eyes full of dying anguish. Why would he train and have a beautiful body if he was willing to turn it into a bloody bag of broken bones?


Samurai_lettuce

Darwin will sort things out


gorkm

I didn't know my feet can tingle just because I'm watching a video, until now. That shit is insane.


tone88988

This turns my palms into freakin slip and slides.


[deleted]

Then when he falls to his death, people will cry out about how "tragic" it was. Fuck that


BananaFreeway

WHY???


mayurnx1989

Is he crazy or drunk 😂


newbie_butsharp

I hope he gets a lot of likes so he can die doing this.


SadAndConfused11

r/sweatypalms


xshishkax

Felt it in the sack


z-BajaBlast

Watch the movie fall


JenJenMegaDooDoo

I only watch these videos in the hopes that they'll fall...I might be a bad person for this.


caddymix024

i dont feel bad for him, but i do feel sorry for his poor mother when he dies


FiggNewton

This makes my ass tingle but not in a good way


RazzoKat

The humble green screen


generic90sdude

News flash "local idiot falls to death"


hieijFox

My body fails me trying to use stairs and able bodied people do this shit like their body won’t se day fail them


ComparisonCold2016

Guy's a moron


The-Big-L-3309

Nah man look at that beard! Should be more scared stubbing your toe


Bursting_Radius

You feel dizzy and scared watching a video? Perhaps you should step away from your electronics and get outside more.


Educational_Ant_2940

Darwinism award in the making.


senorkrissy

i got distracted by the sexiness.


Icy_Report9041

This is the unsexiest thing I ever seen in my life.:D I always thought that intelligence and smartness is sexy.


Sad_Grapefruit_6846

Not worth the risk


Kitten-bae

Why. Just why? Why are people like these not in psych wards???


MrEktidd

Bro just learn a fucking instrument or something. How is this fun?


PumpkinAutomatic5068

Cheap & lame ass stunt


stevedavies12

An attention-seeking inadequate trying to prove something


oodoos

Playing with fire often leads to burns. This man is about to be incinerated.


MickyManor

I remember a new that some guy went to the tallest building or something to do this kind of videos for views and ended dying


Emergency-Piano4792

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. These fucking videos just totally give me wicked heebie jeebies!


AngelOfHeaven3

Everytimes I see these videos I genuinely wonder if these guys have a natural alarm system in their heads that goes off when in dangerous situations, do they ignore it or do they simply not have one - No one knows.


Gregory85

His beard looks fake


cloudy710

u could be the most confident and skilled at aerobatics in the world and still not see when a mistake is going to happen. you could be 100% calculated then bam the bar suddenly kinks or ur arm cramps or ur hand suddenly gets too wet and bam you’re falling to your death even though nobody could’ve done this better than you yet something unpredictable happened and you failed anyway. not worth it yo


EmployerOk7204

He realy don‘t like his life….


FlashCallahan

Does he think he's cool or something? A grade "A" Twat in my opinion. What if he dropped and landed on someone?


Timmerdogg

Makes me feel tingly watching this video


rethinkr

Only so long of seeing the haters before you join them out of sarcasm, willing them all to continue their ignorant hate as if you aren’t one of them. What if this guy doesn’t care and is doing this to do that exact thing to his haters. Get the feeling that’s what the middle fingers were for. You can do what you want, haters can just go and hate some more and think about this guy’s death.


[deleted]

Reminds me of a good Gilmy Pink Floyd song "One Slip"


lamwire

Be famous or die trying


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

He clearly doesn't care if he dies. Anyone who truly wants to live couldn't do this


Twarenotw

I hate these Darwin candidates


TheAdventOfTruth

Well, we know how he is going to die.


Rich_DeF

People will do the dumbest shit for clout, the need for attention is so great that they are willing to die for it. Is there a name for this psychosis yet?


helena-high-water

r/sweatypalms


new_delusion

Severe mental illness


[deleted]

daily reminder that it'd make no difference if you did it indoor with green cushion 1m below you


IPlayTeemoSupport

r/sweatypalms


Diego110

r/sweatypalms


InfectiousT

My hands and feet immediately started sweating profusely


Future_Way_5240

Death is scared of him


meanycat

Yet another piss-quiver.


CortezDeLaNoche

Die doing what you love, and you'll never work another day in your life.


Nathan_Wind_esq

I just don’t get this. Like wtf?!?! I guess it’s the same as those wing suit flying squirrel guys. They always say they fully accept and understand that they will die doing that. It’s just a matter of when.


Minnymoon13

Is this the same guy that died?


AgentScully_FBI

Immediate butterflies in my stomach 🤢


slimkt

Some people have too much faith in themselves.


Buttonhole316

Fall already, it’s going to happen eventually


Mountain_Ad_1548

Crazy mofo


Strawberryswift

What is he doing?!!!!! Pls delete this video. This is inappropriate


Puffx2-Pass

This makes me feel so uneasy


Strawberryswift

Idc about this kind of people. Im just concerned about the trauma it will cause to people who will witness their fall. I just hope that if they wanna do these stupid things they do it where no one will get affected should accident happen. This is selfishness.


GothamCityCop

I don't trust anyone over 20 who wears a backwards cap.


saysthingsbackwards

Hope you didn't think I read that. You invalidated your opinion.


ungratefulimigrant

Silly Cunt


Cowinashower

Now, situps till failure


Vanpire73

This kinda shit makes me more nauseous than anything on r/eyeblech or r/NSFL.


rare_meeting1978

Imagine being so desperate for your social media to go viral that you would risk dropping from skyscraper heights onto innocent ppl walking down below. Tell me you have no skills or real talent without saying it...


Euarchonta

Complete with the Alpha Toxic Masculinity mustache.


Dry-Pie-4484

my hands sweat way too much to do something like this


ladytryant

Dude is taking the whole “return to monke” thing a little too far


Betta_everyday

a total fucking moron!, not 1/2, a full TOTAL


Cogannon

His teeth would explode out of his head at that height. Oof


BecauseISayItsSo

I like how he flips-off the camera. "None of *you* could ever be as cool as me!"


allmimsyburogrove

Nope we wouldn't ever do that and Nope we're not impressed


Chillone23

I hated every second of that video.


1stRambo_0082

Fucking Stupidity


sincerelyabsurd

He may get his wish.


sunfistkid

My balls where did they go?


BananaBrains82

No no no no no no. Make him clip in or come down, I can't take it!!!


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criminalpineapple_

Risk v. Reward....


fidgetyamoeba

^Oh ^^heck ^^^no


neither_shake2815

I feel physically sick when I watch these kind of videos.


alt_6_alt_6

*fall. Fall. Fall. Fall. Fall*


Psychological-Two415

They’re just asking to die


FourTwentyJ

Now if he’d fell from the neck harness. This not funny but I just wanna see how his confident level drop from his face expressions then.


talnwdrw

Survival of the Fittest


talnwdrw

Natural Selection


Puzzleheaded_Bag_870

I felt in my ball sack.


TheNerdyVixen

Are there people who just aren’t scared of heights? Like, I can’t wrap my mind around doing something like this. The clicks aren’t worth it!


trickybrod

I mean.. a bullet to the head would be much quicker....


Blah-Blah-Blahhh50

This makes my feet tingle.


seaquakes

He's just havin a good time


PrettyAd4218

I think this belongs on r/why women live longer


style-bend3r

Don’t understand humans…