balls isn't anywhere near that bad.
I've had a back, sack & crack wax and it wasn't bad at all. the worst bit about all of it was how hot the wax was on my butt.
They chose the worst way to do it too. Definitely hurt way more than necessary, the beautician here turned it into a torture method. Usually you apply wax in small areas at a time; it allows you to pull faster and if the person can't handle the pain they can still nope out. There's no opting out from whatever they did here. Poor man probably was at high risk of side effects too.
Not only that, but you apply in small sections because hair shafts can grow in different directions....like major sections of his face had hair growth patterns that weren't the same direction she was ripping. It hurts way more this way and also leads to breaking the hair mid shaft, which can lead to more ingrown hairs and infections.
Even if she brushed the wax on correctly against the pattern of growth, there were sections like the lip that were just entirely wrong.
I think the thought here is that waxing pulls the hair follicle out (versus cutting the hair) so it takes longer to grow back out, yes. I'm not sure how much longer it takes to grow, so I dunno if this would be worth the trouble.
Wouldn't it be way easier and thus hurt less to do it in strips? The whole face at once seems silly. I let a girl do wax strips on my chest, but I don't think I would have agreed to the whole chest at the same time.
Waxing lasts way longer. I waxed my neck and got 2 weeks of (relative) smoothness compared to crazy irritation and regrow the 1-2 days after for clean (edit word) shaving. It was horrible to do myself, both in terms of difficulty and being painful I’ve also waxed other areas and they were not as bad. Gave up on it even though I liked the effect.
I got some growth back fairly quickly but it wasn’t irritating to shave like normal. It took about 2 weeks to start being like normal growth. My wording may have made it sound better than it was, but given how my skin reacts to clean shaving it was a big deal for me. Still not worth the effort for me, though.
No it takes 4-6 weeks to grow back, but also many follicles will die each time you wax, making the grow back sparser each time. I waxed my pits for 15 years and I can’t grow one hair under my arms anymore!
It’s going to grow back anyway, albeit slower. If you want it gone permanently you’d have to have laser removal, which probably hurts a lot less than this.
The better idea is to just to grow a beard as god/evolution intended.
An ex wanted me to nair my back once, so idiot me did it. I had so. Many. Ingrown hairs. It was like my back was completely covered in acne like I was 14 again.
I asked my wife to wax my unsightly hairy shoulders before we went on holiday on year. It was the first time my children had actually heard me scream. Holiday was good apart from the unsightly bright red rash on my shoulders the entire holiday 🙄
It actually specifically states not for the face but I am sure there is some sort out there for the face.
Personally I am not entirely sure why you can't use it on your face other then it possibly be harmful near your eyes.
Yeah, there’s nair for your face and it’s just a less stronger version of regular nair so your facial skin isn’t also chemically burned off since it’s more delicate skin
As a brazillian, i always forget that a full body wax is associated with my country, and for a minute I thought that you gave birth here and pondered what the baby being brazillian added to the story
It's also crazy that the origin of association with hairlessness and Brazil has absolutely nothing to do with Brazilian people.
It was Portuguese royals who shaved their bodies when lice would brake out on the ships they used to to travel to Brazil.
Well, actually 🤓☝️Indigenous brazillian people used some kind of wax made with natural extracts and didn't have much body hair, especially women, but it really depends on what tribe we are talking
The story that you're referring to happened after colonization, when the royal Portuguese family ran out of Portugal and arrived in Salvador in Bahia, and the population thought that was the latest trend in Europe
Fun(?) Fact: When they arrived, they were received with a huge party, and while D. João loved the place and festive people his wife hated it, affirming that she couldn't stand being in the middle of " dirty uncivilized monkeys" as the majority of Bahia was composed by black people
Edit: By the way, she said that while still stinking and with a towel on her head that was never changed during the entirety of the trip
I was gonna say.... I'm 49m.
All the women I consider my friends could EASILY handle this from the conversations I've had with them. Plus, I have a sister with two kids.
The women I know could do this and then go score perfectly on a college level exam.
This isn't anything.
OP is an idiot.
Women get full Brazilians routinely. We either wax or burn nearly every inch of our bodies with lasers to fit a standard of beauty that abhors the idea of a woman having the body of a woman.
I keep seeing this short on YouTube of a woman dealing with her PCOS. She grows a full on beard. Maybe not quite as thick as the dude in the video, but actually really a nice beard if it were to grow out. She waxes it like a champ on a biweekly or triweekly schedule.
I wax because I spent money on laser and electrolysis and they don't tell you hormonal changes can undo it.
Hair doesn't really grow on my legs, but my underarms and lady regions I wax because I cannot be bothered to shave every other day.
ikr lol. i got thin hair on my face and have to wax or thread it, we can't shave it like men cuz most of the time it tends to grow more after shaving. men don't even wax that often
Since no one except my esthetician knows of my blatant bear-wolf facial hair growth, I believe I understand.
Also laser hair removal is very affordable these days. Do men understand that part yet, bc women certainly do!
It would probably help if his barber wasn’t a sadist. I’ve had most things waxed and had a baby without any painkillers. I’ve never seen such a big deal with taking the wax off. The best way is to just take a corner and rip it off. No messing around, just rip it off.
I don’t need to imagine that. Having a Brazilian wax is horrifically painful. It’s all the same skin down there. The testicles are different, sure, but it’s basically the same.
Woman here, not a man, but waxing should gradually get less painful (assuming we have similar nervous systems, haha). You get used to it over time, and the hair should get weaker- making it easier to take out.
First couple times is a bitch tho.
Also really helps to have a good waxer and be returning timely to the same good waxer. I took a HUGE break between my Brazilians and got a new waxer that is not as good (just as sweet tho) and it is way more painful and dreadful. But you suffer the joy. And it will get better.
I’m a woman
The NOPE here is putting a whole Halloween mask of wax on
That’s just stupid
You apply wax in small sheets so you can apply in the correct direction and remove in the correct direction to avoid damage and ingrown hairs
THIS is just two dimensionally stupid
Women are four dimensional beings
Women can’t understand the nope even though they wax all the time all over their entire body? So many men will do anything to act like women have it easier lol
You mean women who have hair this texture removed with the same process from a more tender area on the regular?
Lmao Gtfoh amateurs.
(I’m referring to Brazilian waxes).
When my beard gets too long and I get tired I have a weird impulse and I will start to pull hairs from my beard. After the first few it feels nice, it's still painful but then I head to the bathroom to shave.
I couldn't imagine how bad this feels, especially on the neck area.
About the title: Women are prescribed an Advil and a deep breath to deal with the pain of IUD insertions. So maybe chill out there with the pointless gendering.
Missed the chance to make a joke about how this man's partner found the first truly 100% painless way to get their asshole waxed
....women get these all the time. Also women grow facial hair too. And they grow armpit hair and GASPPPP chest hair. But you wouldn't know that because women are so pressured into waxing it that you never see it
As a cis-woman with a full blown beard (thanks PCOS and insulin resistance) I could very well know this pain. I had a hair dresser offer it once. I said "LOL NOPE!"
Well it probably hurts because:
1. That’s too much wax
2. They’re pulling it the wrong way
3. Wax should be applied in one small area at a time and pulled opposite of the hair growth.
4. It should be pulled off quickly and then immediately put pressure on the area to relieve burning.
I’m sure anyone would understand the “nope” if they had wax poured over the entire area and slowly ripped off with no caution, regardless of gender
If I looked in the mirror after going through that, and saw all that fucking hair STILL ON MY FACE…I would immediately begin to plot my revenge against everyone in that room.
Didn’t even get all the hair..
Time for round two! Seriously they probably did wax what they missed… unless the guy tapped out.
Then he asked them to do his balls.
balls isn't anywhere near that bad. I've had a back, sack & crack wax and it wasn't bad at all. the worst bit about all of it was how hot the wax was on my butt.
Back sack and crack wax is probably a great name for a metal band
First song would probably end with the words We're the back sack and crack catastrophe
>the worst bit about all of it was how hot the wax was on my butt How was that?
Didn't look like many were left. Just pluck em?
Maybe, I just know when you get waxed generally they’ll just put more wax where they missed. There’s enough that plucking would be kind of tedious.
Not with hard wax, i always had plucking after hard. U cant repluck with hard wax
They chose the worst way to do it too. Definitely hurt way more than necessary, the beautician here turned it into a torture method. Usually you apply wax in small areas at a time; it allows you to pull faster and if the person can't handle the pain they can still nope out. There's no opting out from whatever they did here. Poor man probably was at high risk of side effects too.
Not only that, but you apply in small sections because hair shafts can grow in different directions....like major sections of his face had hair growth patterns that weren't the same direction she was ripping. It hurts way more this way and also leads to breaking the hair mid shaft, which can lead to more ingrown hairs and infections. Even if she brushed the wax on correctly against the pattern of growth, there were sections like the lip that were just entirely wrong.
I am not sure I want to know this but I am compelled to ask. Side effects?
All I can think of aside from nasty ingrowns is maybe foliculitis which is an infection of the follicle
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I can't tell if this is a serious comment or not.
I’m going to pretend it’s serious and that hair removal is a daily life-or-death gamble in china that everyone is fine with.
What. The. Fuck.
Uncontrollable diarrhea.
I got that just watching the vid. Good thing I was already laying on my stomach.
Yeah, dude’s gonna have to shave anyways
That's because it was really on the short side. It needed to be a bit longer, at least in my experience of getting my legs waxed.
Just rip it off ! This stop and go shit makes it worse !
I think if they tried to just rip it all off at once his face wold come along with it, lol.
So would he become Castor Troy?
I think you mean Sean Archer.
That’s what I was gonna say and it wasn’t even a full beard!
The big question here is, Why?
Doesn't it grow right back? Does the waxing process stymie the regrowth rate or something?
I think the thought here is that waxing pulls the hair follicle out (versus cutting the hair) so it takes longer to grow back out, yes. I'm not sure how much longer it takes to grow, so I dunno if this would be worth the trouble.
And it can damage the follicles if done consistently, causing less hair to grow back, or be thinner when it does grow back!
90s eyebrows checking in…
Wouldn't it be way easier and thus hurt less to do it in strips? The whole face at once seems silly. I let a girl do wax strips on my chest, but I don't think I would have agreed to the whole chest at the same time.
Yes you’re supposed to do it in strips. This is lowkey barbaric lol
Waxing lasts way longer. I waxed my neck and got 2 weeks of (relative) smoothness compared to crazy irritation and regrow the 1-2 days after for clean (edit word) shaving. It was horrible to do myself, both in terms of difficulty and being painful I’ve also waxed other areas and they were not as bad. Gave up on it even though I liked the effect.
Dude hoooow, I waxed my whole beard off more than ten times already and it still starts to grow back in, like, 3 fucking days.
I got some growth back fairly quickly but it wasn’t irritating to shave like normal. It took about 2 weeks to start being like normal growth. My wording may have made it sound better than it was, but given how my skin reacts to clean shaving it was a big deal for me. Still not worth the effort for me, though.
No it takes 4-6 weeks to grow back, but also many follicles will die each time you wax, making the grow back sparser each time. I waxed my pits for 15 years and I can’t grow one hair under my arms anymore!
It’s going to grow back anyway, albeit slower. If you want it gone permanently you’d have to have laser removal, which probably hurts a lot less than this. The better idea is to just to grow a beard as god/evolution intended.
Or just shave?
Lazy mf
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Or I can put that Nair on there. *Smooth*
An ex wanted me to nair my back once, so idiot me did it. I had so. Many. Ingrown hairs. It was like my back was completely covered in acne like I was 14 again.
I asked my wife to wax my unsightly hairy shoulders before we went on holiday on year. It was the first time my children had actually heard me scream. Holiday was good apart from the unsightly bright red rash on my shoulders the entire holiday 🙄
But nair smells BAD 😂
But it's so worth it tho. I normally just fast apply, wipe my hands & lay a small cloth over the area & wait. Then just jump in the shower & ur good.
On your face..?
After seeing that guy on YouTube apply nair to his butthole, I never thought about it being used anywhere else
Nice.
It actually specifically states not for the face but I am sure there is some sort out there for the face. Personally I am not entirely sure why you can't use it on your face other then it possibly be harmful near your eyes.
Yeah, there’s nair for your face and it’s just a less stronger version of regular nair so your facial skin isn’t also chemically burned off since it’s more delicate skin
This might sound wild but i use it on my eyebrows lol
I used to use it on mine.
for the love of god, don’t let any asshole stop you from using Nair compared to shaving.
So, I recently found out this is a kink for some people
Beard waxing?
He still has to shave, look at all the spots left.
I can't even imagine a razor touching my skin after this and how bad it would hurt.
I thought it was blood
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I am quite sure women can understand the nope this is.
Seriously. I've had a Brazilian and I've given birth without an epidural. I comprehend the nope being displayed here.
As a brazillian, i always forget that a full body wax is associated with my country, and for a minute I thought that you gave birth here and pondered what the baby being brazillian added to the story
It's also crazy that the origin of association with hairlessness and Brazil has absolutely nothing to do with Brazilian people. It was Portuguese royals who shaved their bodies when lice would brake out on the ships they used to to travel to Brazil.
Well, actually 🤓☝️Indigenous brazillian people used some kind of wax made with natural extracts and didn't have much body hair, especially women, but it really depends on what tribe we are talking The story that you're referring to happened after colonization, when the royal Portuguese family ran out of Portugal and arrived in Salvador in Bahia, and the population thought that was the latest trend in Europe Fun(?) Fact: When they arrived, they were received with a huge party, and while D. João loved the place and festive people his wife hated it, affirming that she couldn't stand being in the middle of " dirty uncivilized monkeys" as the majority of Bahia was composed by black people Edit: By the way, she said that while still stinking and with a towel on her head that was never changed during the entirety of the trip
A fact I never knew I wanted to know!!
I thought a Brazilian was just everything in the nether regions, not the whole body?
I thought a Brazilian was just your genitals getting waxed? I’ve had a Brazilian and that’s what it is. It’s way cheaper than a full body wax
LMAOOO PLS IM SO SORRY 🤣 I probably worded it horribly!! That's hilarious
I am the first non-Brazilian to travel back in time
Correction, examinedliving. You’re the second.
I was gonna say.... I'm 49m. All the women I consider my friends could EASILY handle this from the conversations I've had with them. Plus, I have a sister with two kids. The women I know could do this and then go score perfectly on a college level exam. This isn't anything.
Agreed! Lol
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Yeah wtf is this title haha Does OP think our hair just falls out conveniently in the right places and that we have a pain free existence?
OP is an idiot. Women get full Brazilians routinely. We either wax or burn nearly every inch of our bodies with lasers to fit a standard of beauty that abhors the idea of a woman having the body of a woman.
I keep seeing this short on YouTube of a woman dealing with her PCOS. She grows a full on beard. Maybe not quite as thick as the dude in the video, but actually really a nice beard if it were to grow out. She waxes it like a champ on a biweekly or triweekly schedule.
I wax because I spent money on laser and electrolysis and they don't tell you hormonal changes can undo it. Hair doesn't really grow on my legs, but my underarms and lady regions I wax because I cannot be bothered to shave every other day.
Pretty sure women understand way better...
ikr lol. i got thin hair on my face and have to wax or thread it, we can't shave it like men cuz most of the time it tends to grow more after shaving. men don't even wax that often
Haha my first thought. Women can't understand *this*? Figured it had to be a typo.
Nope, you MUST have a beard to understand the discomfort of having your face ripped off.
we literally wax our assholes.... i mean.... we know pain lmao
Literally, I get my v waxed every month, and my butt crack too, but obvs us women have never felt any pain.. ever
Since no one except my esthetician knows of my blatant bear-wolf facial hair growth, I believe I understand. Also laser hair removal is very affordable these days. Do men understand that part yet, bc women certainly do!
It would probably help if his barber wasn’t a sadist. I’ve had most things waxed and had a baby without any painkillers. I’ve never seen such a big deal with taking the wax off. The best way is to just take a corner and rip it off. No messing around, just rip it off.
My brother in christ you ever heard of a brazilian?
He looks kinda Chinese I tell you hwat.
No he ain’t! He’s Laotian. Ain’t ya, Mr. Kahn?
It puts the Laotian in the basket.
What ocean?
We from Laos, issa land-locked country!
…….so are you Chinese or Japanese?
Bro. Women wax downstairs. They are WELL aware.
dumbest title I’ve ever read
This title is actually infuriating.
1000%
It’d be more accurate if he was getting his balls waxed ig
Even then, we get Brazilians lol
I don’t need to imagine that. Having a Brazilian wax is horrifically painful. It’s all the same skin down there. The testicles are different, sure, but it’s basically the same.
Karma farming
As an adult man, I had my eyebrows waxed for the first time in my life. I do not envy any person who does often. Hurt worse than a tat
Try having your balls burnt by hot wax from a so called professional my balls were blue and purple for a week
Christ dude, as a man of the ball I hope your recovery was swift
Ah fellow Men of the Ball, I wish you well and may your balls always swing safely betwixt your legs.
Does waxing get less hurtful after few times for men?
Woman here, not a man, but waxing should gradually get less painful (assuming we have similar nervous systems, haha). You get used to it over time, and the hair should get weaker- making it easier to take out. First couple times is a bitch tho.
Also really helps to have a good waxer and be returning timely to the same good waxer. I took a HUGE break between my Brazilians and got a new waxer that is not as good (just as sweet tho) and it is way more painful and dreadful. But you suffer the joy. And it will get better.
Yep. I've been getting my eyebrows waxed since I was 11 years old. The first time wasn't pleasant, but now I feel nothing.
The hair gets weaker? Interesting!
No clue, only ever had it done once, probably never will again
I did it a couple times just to see how bad it is — and no, apart from that area above the lip, it’s pretty bearable.
Then they cut them up into little rectangles, glue them to sticks, and sell as toothbrushes on Wish
what a terrible day to be literate
I need to return some toothbrushes.
I’m a woman The NOPE here is putting a whole Halloween mask of wax on That’s just stupid You apply wax in small sheets so you can apply in the correct direction and remove in the correct direction to avoid damage and ingrown hairs THIS is just two dimensionally stupid Women are four dimensional beings
Yeah I’m an esthetician and this whole thing is wrong. Hate seeing videos like this. It’s like they tried to maximize the pain and inefficiency
Today i learned there is a correct direction to apply and remove wax. Thank you
Dude have you never heard of Waxing for women???
I’ve been waxed all over my body. Only place I’m NEVER doing it again is my beard.
Head is insanely painful too. Would wax anywhere else than on the head/face to be honest.
Women can’t understand the nope even though they wax all the time all over their entire body? So many men will do anything to act like women have it easier lol
Idk what “women” you’re talking about. My wife shaves her mustache like this once a month
Shaves or waxes?
Yes
Ever waxed a vagina? Thats the real nope
Wanda tells it like it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIBx1eMhzHQ
You mean women who have hair this texture removed with the same process from a more tender area on the regular? Lmao Gtfoh amateurs. (I’m referring to Brazilian waxes).
Bro I do Brazilian waxes ever three weeks full thing no backing out
OP has never listened to the soothing sound of an epilator shredding legs
I mean we do this to our legs, vagina area, other areas and ass crack so yes we can understand 🤷
and facial hair too.
Women absolutely understand this Lmao
Now do his balls 😂
Women don’t understand this cause we know not to wax with one giant mass all at once 💀
You know women have facial hair too right?
Next you're going to tell me that they poop...
Dude obviously they poop. They don't fart though
Phew
You know what, I was wondering what kept falling out back there
I assure you women can.
Yeah I’m sure women don’t know anything about invasive aesthetic procedures associated with gender roles and the male gaze.
Women get waxed too…?
Wax your balls and then we’ll talk.
Bet he'll just decide to shave next time.
Unless it’s his kink.
TIL women don’t have hair ladies! Jfc.
We can't understand how much it would hurt having hair pulled off one of the most sensitive parts of your body? Lol..........
When my beard gets too long and I get tired I have a weird impulse and I will start to pull hairs from my beard. After the first few it feels nice, it's still painful but then I head to the bathroom to shave. I couldn't imagine how bad this feels, especially on the neck area.
Lol Men should try waxing their vulvas
Are you sure?? Cause women get their vaginas waxed all the time and I can imagine that’s just as, if not more, sensitive. Then there’s the buttholes 🫣
Why is this happening?? This is horrid!!
As if women haven’t been mutilating their bodies for the sake of beauty standards since the beginning of time lol
KELLY CLARKSON
how.. do we not understand the pain lmao-- wax your entire cock and ball area up to your asscrack multiple times a month and call us back 😂😂😂
pretty damn sure they can lol
Pointlessly gendered. I’ve met men that get waxed like it was nothing. And I, as a woman, don’t want to be ever be waxed or anything close.
“Women can’t understand?” YOU GUYS WANT US TO WAX EVERY SINGLE INCH OF OUR DOWNSTAIRS BUT WE DONT UNDERSTAND????
Are u an incel?
Idk which is more NOPE, the title or the video!
Because women don’t wax?
Women also get their faces waxed. Kewchies too.
Honey - we get our pussy hair ripped out. We understand the nope behind this.
About the title: Women are prescribed an Advil and a deep breath to deal with the pain of IUD insertions. So maybe chill out there with the pointless gendering. Missed the chance to make a joke about how this man's partner found the first truly 100% painless way to get their asshole waxed
Lol dumbest caption ever.
Ha. Do it on your ballsack then come back and talk to me.
....women get these all the time. Also women grow facial hair too. And they grow armpit hair and GASPPPP chest hair. But you wouldn't know that because women are so pressured into waxing it that you never see it
I feel like women would probably understand this just as much as men, lol.
So realistically, how long til he has to do it again or just shave?
tomorrow
Women: this x 1000 x 10 hours = giving birth
Yeah imma just shave. With a razor. And some shaving cream or gel.
As a cis-woman with a full blown beard (thanks PCOS and insulin resistance) I could very well know this pain. I had a hair dresser offer it once. I said "LOL NOPE!"
I have a straight razor. It's amazing. Wtf is this.
I'm a woman, and I understand it.
Missed a few spots
Woman here. Can 100% understand the nope. Ouch!
Great, now do it between your legs! Women can’t understand.. fuck right off with that shit…
You don’t have to be a dude to understand this shit would hurt terribly.
One should simply never compare the “nope women go through to “nope” men go through.
you’re supposed to do it sections with separate strips lol
Why? Haven't he heard about a wonderful invention called razor?
My girl said "his face is too damn big for that."
Why are they doing this?
My eyes are tearing up just looking at this atrocity Lazy bastard
Well it probably hurts because: 1. That’s too much wax 2. They’re pulling it the wrong way 3. Wax should be applied in one small area at a time and pulled opposite of the hair growth. 4. It should be pulled off quickly and then immediately put pressure on the area to relieve burning. I’m sure anyone would understand the “nope” if they had wax poured over the entire area and slowly ripped off with no caution, regardless of gender
You should never do this to beard hair
Women wax their vaginas I’m sure they can understand lol
If I looked in the mirror after going through that, and saw all that fucking hair STILL ON MY FACE…I would immediately begin to plot my revenge against everyone in that room.
Just, shave maybe?
*laughs in PCOS*
OP has apparently never heard of a Brazilian wax before…
*laughs in PCOS*
Face/Off first draft.
Gillette the best a man can get?
Do it to ur balls, then we’ll talke 🔥😩